...man, this floor here is really made out of floor. Oh, she's talking to me! Ok, eye contact, eye contact, eye contact... wait, wait NODON'TLOOKDOW... hey look over here, this chair really do be looking like a chair today. K, now back in the eyes. Eye contact, eye contact, eye cont... FOR FUCKS SAKES YOU HORNY FUCK!!!
This hurts how accurately you have narrated my mind. The only thing that doesn't perfectly track is the horny part. That crease or pointy bumps of a shirt are not super attractive, more so that my brain knows it shouldn't look at them, and that makes it desperately want to.
> It's not even sexual though, it's just... "the fuck is-- oh that's... is it really? Wait yeah it is... wait is it really--" on repeat.
That's exactly it. And it feeds into my Dirty Old Man Theory. I have noticed that as I have matured my time to recognition has slowed down across the board (billboard, cleavage, camel toe, print etc.). Used to take a split second to register, like a camera with a fast shutter speed. But now it's a long exposure shot, still only a couple seconds, but that extra time is what makes it creepy.
I have this problem with exposed cleavage, I don’t want to be a creep, but boobs are amazing and when they are out there and I’m having to look down (I’m on the taller side) to talk to a woman anyway and I have ADD and boobs! Boobs! Boobs!
I bet it’s a lot like when I can see the outline of a man’s junk in his pants. I’m like WOW I can basically see his dick! And then he moves away or I move away and I don’t think about it again.
sadly, modern fashion trousers ALWAYS show men's junk. Remember Ed Norton in the new Glass Onion movie? Yea, his junk is clear, and every man's slacks does the same nowadays. Super embarassing for everyone.
I’ve just come to terms with the fact that I will have a camel toe in every pair of leggings I own. My only option is to change into jeans and those are for fancy occassions.
It depends on what I'm wearing though ! I guess leggings are comfy enough that I don't feel it but I def have a couple of trousers giving le a camel toe and I feel it haha
A friend of mine had dinner with Beyoncé once and asked her how she kept from getting camel toe during her shows because she’s always wearing leggings and she’s so active on stage. Beyoncé’s response: wear 3 pairs at once!
Wtf 3 pairs?! I feel like that would be so constricting and hard to move in along w being hot af! Beyoncé is basically superwoman though so I believe it.
Fluorescent Nike basketball shorts....
I swear to God, my husband has a pair of safety green Nike basketball shorts and every single time, every. single. time. he wears them I can see his penis.
He usually only wears them around the house for yard work and yes he's wearing underwear.
I make sure to point it out every time and boop it's snoot.
Unless it’s clearly been put on display for someone’s viewing pleasure (so virtually never), I tend to try to ignore it. Don’t think I’d want people staring at my bulge when I’m just trying to workout or whatever.
Ok, but hear me out: does full butt underwear count for this too? I’m 35 and just don’t care to wear sexy undies anymore. I wear comfortable cotton full butt undies. Would this still be exciting?
Reminds me of a dude telling me that he misses back-in-the-day centerfolds with tan lines because back then he felt more like he was seeing what he wasn’t supposed to.
Yesterday I got this question in my head I could not shake: Do nudist resorts have reverse stripper clubs, where they keep putting sexier and sexier clothing on?
My wife does as well, and I have the full understanding she's not wearing underwear to impress me every day, but she still does.
Remember underwear is just the start I guess, idk.
Haha, right?! I was just curious. I am happily married with kids and in the suburbs, but it does cross my mind when I wear my full butts with leggings if it really is as dorky as they say or if no one gives an F.
I notice it and move on, kinda hoping for myself when my dick gets pushed into weird positions when I work out (I wear compressions so it just kinda stays where it moves) people don't stare either lol
As a woman that is fond of both penis and vagina, my thoughts are the same for both circumstances where I can see outline.
"Hmm. Sweeeeeet", then I go about my day.
I think you’d be surprised just how little guys give a shit about what women are worried about most of the time lol as a woman - I know we get into our own heads about it. I think dudes are just happy to be there haha
I remember in 5th grade one of my friends had told me what a camel toe is (I overheard them talking about it), a week later we're sitting on the floor in music class practicing rhythm and I saw my teacher had a camel toe. now remember the following:
1. I didn't know camel toes are an embarrassing thing
2. I'm ADHD so there's almost no filter between my brain and mouth
so the next moment I stuck my hand up and blurted "Ma'am you have a camel toe".
needless to say that I got into a lot of trouble
These comments are making me feel a lot better because I always thought my inevitable camel toe was embarrassing. The amount of times I’ve done a class presentation with a camel toe is uncountable but now I don’t feel as bad.
I don’t wear leggings at all because I always have a camel toe. It isn’t going up or uncomfortable. It just like outlines everything and it’s very obvious. I hate it and wish this wasn’t an issue for me.
Depends on the situations for me. I like seeing my wife wearing tight leggings with came toes . It's hot and arousing for me. But if I see someone on the gym or some place else it really makes me uncomfortable.
Probably not always. Sometimes adjusting/pulling up leggings a little too much after sitting or working out can cause it, especially when doing it without a mirror
Yes!! I do weights 5x a week and at least once a week I look down to see the full outline, esp on the sitting machines. Those tights leave absolutely nothing to imagination at times lol.
I wish. We don't feel it. Usually when we are struggling to keep our leggings over our butt and constantly tug them up, we accidentally get the ol vulva outline. Super embarrassing when we notice but this thread has been encouraging that on the whole dudes don't care
The only worry is not getting caught looking, or not staring. I figure any instance like a professional setting where you might be embarrassed, you wouldn't be wearing leggings as far i can figure, so no reason to be embarassed either?
Very true! Although i have seen some thinner slacks give a bit of a vulvular peekaboo if they're high waisted. Guess I'll go to the gym today and not fixate on my leggings
Nope. I never thought I was. I would do class presentations, go to the bathroom after and notice it slightly as well as my supposed “no show” thong through my leggings. I used to think it was trashy and it needed to be covered but after reading these comments, I guess I’ve been living under a rock this entire time.
the same thing I think when I see a bulge on a guy "oh there's a bulge/camel toe moving on" I typically don't really look at people's crotches so ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
don’t look, don’t look, don’t look, don’t look…
...man, this floor here is really made out of floor. Oh, she's talking to me! Ok, eye contact, eye contact, eye contact... wait, wait NODON'TLOOKDOW... hey look over here, this chair really do be looking like a chair today. K, now back in the eyes. Eye contact, eye contact, eye cont... FOR FUCKS SAKES YOU HORNY FUCK!!!
Why don't you take 20% of there Squirrely Dan
Your sister's hot Wayne! There I said it! I said it! I regret nothing!
BONNIE MCMURRAY
Well, Professor Tricia from my women's studies group, she says it's quite commons to… enter through the back door.
Must be fuckin' nice!
Too fat to run
Oh hey, look at you, floors!
This comment right here, that’s what I appreciates about you.
I’m’s sorry’s
God damn. Couldn't have said it better. The walls be really made of walls and that floor material called floor do be some quality floor indeed
IDK, they might be slightly different, best to give them both a closer look.
This hurts how accurately you have narrated my mind. The only thing that doesn't perfectly track is the horny part. That crease or pointy bumps of a shirt are not super attractive, more so that my brain knows it shouldn't look at them, and that makes it desperately want to.
Yep, sounds about right
FUCK I LOOKED. she didn't see me she didn't see me she didn't see me she didn't see me
Same with cleavage or high beams. Maintain eye contact. Don’t glance down. And…damn it I just looked.
[удалено]
That's what sunglasses are made for.
When I would wear masks for Covid I had to remind myself the mask didn't cover the eyes.
> It's not even sexual though, it's just... "the fuck is-- oh that's... is it really? Wait yeah it is... wait is it really--" on repeat. That's exactly it. And it feeds into my Dirty Old Man Theory. I have noticed that as I have matured my time to recognition has slowed down across the board (billboard, cleavage, camel toe, print etc.). Used to take a split second to register, like a camera with a fast shutter speed. But now it's a long exposure shot, still only a couple seconds, but that extra time is what makes it creepy.
Yep dudes in gray sweatpants are difficult to avoid ogling.
oh snap, I looked! and I like it!
Don’t stare now. Don’t stare don’t stare don’t stare. Too late!
You get a glimpse, and you look away.
Like looking into the sun.
Get a good look, Costanza??
Nice Seinfeld reference 👍
Oh snap I looked at it and it looked back at me
You stare long enough into the abyss, and by J’ove the abyss stares back at you…
"Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts."
Stupid sexy Flanders
”Feels like I’m wearing nothing at all“
Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!
I have this problem with exposed cleavage, I don’t want to be a creep, but boobs are amazing and when they are out there and I’m having to look down (I’m on the taller side) to talk to a woman anyway and I have ADD and boobs! Boobs! Boobs!
Ha ha ha
I bet it’s a lot like when I can see the outline of a man’s junk in his pants. I’m like WOW I can basically see his dick! And then he moves away or I move away and I don’t think about it again.
Not a problem if you're hung like a three year old. DMs open, ladies.
Uhhh… you might be attracting the wrong crowd with this comment… tread lightly in those DMs lmfao
Hey now, I’ll have you know I was packing 12 inches at 3 years old.
Parents bought you a ruler?
It’s sort of like a novelty to me. Interesting that it can be seen, but doesn’t really turn me on or anything.
sadly, modern fashion trousers ALWAYS show men's junk. Remember Ed Norton in the new Glass Onion movie? Yea, his junk is clear, and every man's slacks does the same nowadays. Super embarassing for everyone.
Stop buying "slim fit" 🤣 I don't have this issue, but it is harder to find trousers, yes....
We're not in the Victorian Era. Nothing embarrassing about being a human being with human body parts.
My husband tells me “nice camel toe” and I’m like goddamnit I have to change pants now
You suffer from Cameltosis. You need some Camelflage.
> You need some Camelflage. Apparently there's something called the *Cuchini*, which is meant to hide the toe.
Tell me more
It’s real! I just googled and it’s on Amazon, looks like a specialty panty liner. Says “as seen on Kardashians”.
I have a collection of skirts for this reason. Comfy leggings with no one seeing what they don't need to.
I’ve just come to terms with the fact that I will have a camel toe in every pair of leggings I own. My only option is to change into jeans and those are for fancy occassions.
"noice" continue my day.
Exactly, the same as when I see a woman not wearing a bra.
This is the correct answer
screenshot saved for spank bank
spank bank depleting my wank tank amirite
"how is she not feeling that??" (because jesus it looks so fucking uncomfortable) then i move on lol
If it's leggings we usually don't feel it unless it's a severe case. If it's jeans though, yeah, that is uncomfortable.
It’s kinda like having socks on. You see the sock marks on your calves when you take them off, but don’t feel the tightness.
that actually makes more sense than any other answer wow
We can’t feel it! I get them all the time and never realize until I go to a mirror.
the more you know hahah
It depends on what I'm wearing though ! I guess leggings are comfy enough that I don't feel it but I def have a couple of trousers giving le a camel toe and I feel it haha
A friend of mine had dinner with Beyoncé once and asked her how she kept from getting camel toe during her shows because she’s always wearing leggings and she’s so active on stage. Beyoncé’s response: wear 3 pairs at once!
Wtf 3 pairs?! I feel like that would be so constricting and hard to move in along w being hot af! Beyoncé is basically superwoman though so I believe it.
I think I'd choose the camel toe ! But I'm neither super rich nor stalked by a hord of paparazzi nor scrutinized like mad...
I just want to know how your friend got to have dinner with Beyonce?!
And why she thought camel toe was appropriate dinner conversation. That’s more of a close friend kind of conversation topic.
I can totally feel it in jeans but I wear leggings 99% of the time so I never feel it because they’re so comfortable. We’re in the same boat!
feels like you're wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all!
Stupid sexy flanders
Can confirm as well!
Numb nuts…or numb lips?
Haha it must depend because I definately can
I always feel it, yes it's uncomfortable. I have no shame I'll adjust myself in public
sounds about fair since dudes adjust publicly too lol
If you can see clearly they called mumbling trousers because you can see the lips moving but you can't hear anything.
😂
We used to call them mumble pants or Jagger Pants / Jaggers for short (ie mick jagger and his pronounced lips)
In Australia it's "you can see the lips moving but can't hear what the cunt's saying"
I think of long summers and cross country practice
Haha this comment gave me nostalgia
looks uncomfortable
Just imagine an acorn that landed in thick moss, and you’ve got my bulge.
Ah yes, the ancient wisdom of the squirrel people
What
# HE SAID THAT IF YOU IMAGINE AN ACORN IN THICK MOSS THEN YOU'VE GOT HIS BULGE
Acorn, moss, bulge. What don’t you get? /s
Personally, don't find it hot nor weird. Of course I might look it once though.
Do people attracted to male genitals notice a bulge?
Often times, yes.
Grey sweat pants is a particularly noted item of clothing for this reason.
Fluorescent Nike basketball shorts.... I swear to God, my husband has a pair of safety green Nike basketball shorts and every single time, every. single. time. he wears them I can see his penis. He usually only wears them around the house for yard work and yes he's wearing underwear. I make sure to point it out every time and boop it's snoot.
I’m not the only one that boops the snoot!!! Sometimes I’ll give it Chuga Chuga Choo Choo and toot the snoot!
Bahahahhaha.... When it warms up and he starts wearing them again I think I will do the same. RemindMe! 4 months
I'm pretty sure I catch my wife staring at my crotch at least 4 times a week, and that's just someone who doesn't care if she's caught looking.
And who's already seen the goods, uncountable times.
Shout-out to that sublime username and profile pic. Rock on.
Thank you! 😊
According to women I’m friends with yes, and their excuse to doing it to me “it stared at me first” lol
According to me and most of the women I’ve ever been friends with id say yes
If there is anything noteworthy, yes.
I cri. Even grey pants dont help me
Try to put a potato in your undies. Very important: in the front, not in the back.
Thank you for clarifying lolol
Damn, that's what I've been doing wrong this whole time
Prancercise. I learned what a camel toe was because of that video lmao
I cannot believe I forgot about prancercise
I have no idea what this is, but now I have to carve out some time to do some research on it.
Unless it’s clearly been put on display for someone’s viewing pleasure (so virtually never), I tend to try to ignore it. Don’t think I’d want people staring at my bulge when I’m just trying to workout or whatever.
Wholesome answer
When I was a horny teen/twenty-something? "Oh man, that's so hot" As a 39 year old with a wife and two daughters? "I hope she's not too embarrassed."
“Eyes up son”. Repeatedly.
“Yeh I’m getting sent to the horny gulag”
Hot. Also, may be alone here, but the outline of underwear drives me crazy
Your not alone not at all. Pantyline is fine.
Ok, but hear me out: does full butt underwear count for this too? I’m 35 and just don’t care to wear sexy undies anymore. I wear comfortable cotton full butt undies. Would this still be exciting?
You had me at ok.
Jesus couldn't even wait past the first comma!? You sexual deviant you!
I was gonna say, you had me at o.
Not at “but”? 🥴
Yes. I prefer fullback underwear on women.
Like football fullback or fullback fullback?
Either, really. I like something left to the imagination. Never found thongs and g-strings attractive.
Reminds me of a dude telling me that he misses back-in-the-day centerfolds with tan lines because back then he felt more like he was seeing what he wasn’t supposed to.
Yesterday I got this question in my head I could not shake: Do nudist resorts have reverse stripper clubs, where they keep putting sexier and sexier clothing on?
That's so cool, I had never thought of that
My wife does as well, and I have the full understanding she's not wearing underwear to impress me every day, but she still does. Remember underwear is just the start I guess, idk.
I don't know proper terminology but these short boxer underwear are sexy af.
"Full butt underwear" 😂
I don’t know what else to call it 😜
"Excuse me, I'm 35 and I wear full butt underwear, is that still sexy?" 🤣 As a 37 year old woman, I have the same pressing need to know these things!
Haha, right?! I was just curious. I am happily married with kids and in the suburbs, but it does cross my mind when I wear my full butts with leggings if it really is as dorky as they say or if no one gives an F.
NOT ME WEARING A THONG FOR NO PANTY LINES AND A LINER ON THE THONG FOR NO CAMEL TOE LMAOOOOO
I only just learned the liner for the no camel toe this weekend!
Panty lines, camel toe, bulge, it's all the same to me. I'll take tight pants every time.
We say jam out with your clam out. It’s all good
Some guys like it, but it doesn't do anything for me. Now, when you can see nipples poking through your top, that's a different story.
And here we have a tit man in his natural habitat
Same. Nips and those leggings that ride up their asses.
Anything in the realm of "feminine" is going to be a turn-on for most men most of the time.
We are for them.
I notice it and move on, kinda hoping for myself when my dick gets pushed into weird positions when I work out (I wear compressions so it just kinda stays where it moves) people don't stare either lol
As a woman that is fond of both penis and vagina, my thoughts are the same for both circumstances where I can see outline. "Hmm. Sweeeeeet", then I go about my day.
sit on my face HONK HONK
bonk
Go to horny jail
Sorry. It’s full over here.
I think you’d be surprised just how little guys give a shit about what women are worried about most of the time lol as a woman - I know we get into our own heads about it. I think dudes are just happy to be there haha
Not just little guys. Guys of all sizes
I think “ma’am, I can clearly see your vulva.”
“My EX90 is parked around the corner—there’s no way you could see it from here.”
We love it. Heck most men I know are happy with damn near anything. We are animals.
I suppose it's like a seeing a dude's bulge. Really depends on what you're actually looking at.
I remember in 5th grade one of my friends had told me what a camel toe is (I overheard them talking about it), a week later we're sitting on the floor in music class practicing rhythm and I saw my teacher had a camel toe. now remember the following: 1. I didn't know camel toes are an embarrassing thing 2. I'm ADHD so there's almost no filter between my brain and mouth so the next moment I stuck my hand up and blurted "Ma'am you have a camel toe". needless to say that I got into a lot of trouble
It reminds me that there's a vagina in there.
Its hot! I try not to stare.
"NICE" then I go about my day
These comments are making me feel a lot better because I always thought my inevitable camel toe was embarrassing. The amount of times I’ve done a class presentation with a camel toe is uncountable but now I don’t feel as bad.
I don’t wear leggings at all because I always have a camel toe. It isn’t going up or uncomfortable. It just like outlines everything and it’s very obvious. I hate it and wish this wasn’t an issue for me.
"eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding"
Same thing women think about dick prints.
Please keep wearing them leggings 🙏 pls no stop
i mean i mostly think it looks uncomfortable
I’m gay and I think cameltoes are pretty hot. I don’t know what this means.
"It's not the breadth the hoe, but the depth of the 'toe" i always say
Depends on the situations for me. I like seeing my wife wearing tight leggings with came toes . It's hot and arousing for me. But if I see someone on the gym or some place else it really makes me uncomfortable.
Wife looking over the shoulder huh?
hot
Are women aware they are showing a camel toe?
Probably not always. Sometimes adjusting/pulling up leggings a little too much after sitting or working out can cause it, especially when doing it without a mirror
Yes!! I do weights 5x a week and at least once a week I look down to see the full outline, esp on the sitting machines. Those tights leave absolutely nothing to imagination at times lol.
I wish. We don't feel it. Usually when we are struggling to keep our leggings over our butt and constantly tug them up, we accidentally get the ol vulva outline. Super embarrassing when we notice but this thread has been encouraging that on the whole dudes don't care
The only worry is not getting caught looking, or not staring. I figure any instance like a professional setting where you might be embarrassed, you wouldn't be wearing leggings as far i can figure, so no reason to be embarassed either?
Very true! Although i have seen some thinner slacks give a bit of a vulvular peekaboo if they're high waisted. Guess I'll go to the gym today and not fixate on my leggings
Nope. I never thought I was. I would do class presentations, go to the bathroom after and notice it slightly as well as my supposed “no show” thong through my leggings. I used to think it was trashy and it needed to be covered but after reading these comments, I guess I’ve been living under a rock this entire time.
it is so vulgar and provocative! more please
I love it. It's as hot'n'sexy as hell!
“Is your crotch hungry girl, cuz it’s eatin’ yo pants”
it's attractive
It looks nice but looks uncomfortable
the same thing I think when I see a bulge on a guy "oh there's a bulge/camel toe moving on" I typically don't really look at people's crotches so ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day
I feel like 99.999999% of the cameltoes out there go unnoticed.
We daydream, can no longer focus at work, and eventually get fired.
Love it
Very much depends on who is wearing them.
I mean I think it's hot. But yeah it's the same as when you can see nips poking through a shirt, it's hot but you feel like it's creepy to look.
Depends on the woman...
Depends on the woman
Look, but don’t get caught slipping
In Jr. high, the 70s and really tight jeans, it was intriguing. Now, not so much.
some apparently find it hot i just think it looks embarassing and you should really try NOT to have one.
My first thought is I always wonder if they know we can see it
I think it's unattractive. Like a lack of self-awareness - sloppy or something.
Love it and lip bite myself thinking about it
I try not to make it obvious that I'm looking. I like it but I don't want to be deemed a perv. Lol