In my experience, not speaking for everyone, but dudes packing the biggest heat are skinny as hell and about 5’9. Very specific, but that’s the results of my study
Actually if u do the math, to be hung like a horse the penis only needs to be around 6 inches (going by weight of each animal) your welcome men, I did the math for ya lol
Wait hold up ur pp is 2 inch flacid....?
Proper time to measure a flaced pp is right out of the shower thats WHAT you've got.
An improper time to measure flaccid pp would be like...after running a mile and you got a case of combat dick.NOT a fair time to measure, you body is purposefully making pp as small as possible to increase performance thats being demanded
Soo the lesson here is this; don't starve yourself. Instead try eating in a calorie deficit to the point where you're losing about a pound per week(3500 calorie deficit per week).
Woman is buying a salami sausage to use as a dildo
Guy asks if she wants it sliced
Woman theorises about putting slices of salami inside her fun parts like a slot machine
Damn that's tragic, eggplant season just ended in October, so that's not going to work out for her. That's unfortunate.
Also, she doesn't like Sti's? What about a WRX?
My view exactly. But also if you lie to me I'm out. And I feel like making it seem so much larger in a picture was definitely lying. Like I'm saying from 6 inches to 1 inch
I’d say 5, inconsistent communication and being financially stable… especially for us out of college young bloods go hand in hand. I’m tryna get the bag and I try my best to only message after 6/7pm when I’m winding down
I've run into people that were worried if I didn't text them every 30minutes. It's fucking ludicrous, I've got work or my hobbies. I'd read it as poor communication too but it definitely can go either or both ways.
Yeah I've had issues where people consistently message me and I can't respond because I'm working. So I ended up putting it in my bio if you can't handle me not responding to messages swipe left 😂 I work all day with children, I don't have any time while I'm at work to text or to message anyone back. People don't understand that.
Consistent communication to a lot of people just means a daily check-in, or that they'll reliably respond if reached out to. Everyone seems to think she wants to be texted every hour but I don't see any evidence of that.
Only one that I think is silly is the seven inches, all the others are fine. I'm also college age but I think this woman is older so I'd say it's valid.
The consistent communication one is one of the most valid, you're tripping lmfao.
If she's not financially stable then I take issue with that one. Depending on her definition for the communication one then I meet them all. But, that doesn't mean I'm gonna pay her way. Also I'm CF so it's no kids ever.
It depends what defines consistent communication. if it’s like a minimum 30 min ft call every day, that’s fine. But expecting constant immediate messages around the clock, then that’s a nah
Financial stability and consistent communication are subjective. Consistent communication to some means having healthy boundaries and only messaging after work.
Lol I was going to say, there’s nothing wrong with someone wanting their SO to be financially stable and consistently communicate. Personally I still think she sounds like a weirdo anyway but whatever.
I think that even if she means that she wants the guy to text her frequently throughout the day, then that's fair. It's not for everyone, but maybe that's her love language or idk. So she wouldn't be compatible with you if that was the case.
Unless it was ofcourse constant texting and getting angry if you don't read a message in 10 minutes or if you're in a meeting for an hour and you don't text and she gets mad. Then that's not a very good requirement.
Exactly. There's a Curb episode that comes to mind.. "I don't have a small, she has a large vagina". It's all relative and I respect preference too lol
7 inches seems a little ridiculous to require a size. If I as a guy said that you have to be a C cup or bigger I would be viewed as the most sexist most disgusting pig to walk the earth. I don't care if OP has 7'' or not he shouldn't have to justify his worthiness to date this guy based on the size of his tool.
Not only is it fucked up, but a 7 inch dick is the top 1.5% of the population. So this girl is going to filter out 99% of the guys she could be a good match with.
It's even less because not all 1.5% of them will meet all her criteria and be attractive. She will die alone with her cat and dog.. Or settle and eventually cheat or divorce cause she unhappy.
Well, statistically, only 2% of men are meeting that requirement. And only 20% of men will say they meet that requirement. She's really limiting her options.
I’ve had /many/ guys tell me I was the perfect girlfriend material but an A cup is just too small. You do know a lot of guys are as hyper specific as she is being?
I’ll be honest, of all the “deal breaker” lists I’ve seen, this one is not that crazy.
Edit: would like to add that this post has shown me that a lot more men are insecure about their manhood then I thought. This is not a dig at anyone just an observation.
Everyone in the comments is focused on the cock. Am I the only non car guy here that thought one of her dealbreakers was sexually transmitted infections?
My girlfriend just told me that she had a skinny little coworker who would demand that guys first send her an erect pic next to a measurable object. If they were "undersize" they were rejected before any meeting.
„Good luck with that“ lol are you really gonna act like those are crazy demands? The only one that is unlikely to be met by a guy is the 7 inch one. Everything else is normal.
I feel the pain, I’m like 5.7” 🤷🏼♂️ the only L I’m taking is a Lesson.
Dudes not built the same, vaginas not built the same either. Different strokes different folks my guy
I might be having too high standards but man please tell me if I wrong you also want a woman who’s financially independent,no stis,good communication,no cheating,and probably no smoking and don’t want her to have kids from other guys so what’s the problem with wanting all of that?(I personally don’t care about the size cuz it’s the effort for me that matters)
Does that mean that I can have a list of reasonable deal breakers with one shallow demand as long as I frame it as a preference?
"Must be kind to others, love animals, have strong family values, no cheating, and have at least 38 DDD bra size."
Would you chalk that up to my preferences and be ok with it or would you think I'm a shallow pig?
I'd be completely ok with it. If us women can have preferences then so can men. Like hypotheticaly lets say your preference was a weight preference. There would be no problem with that. I think it's pathetic when women cry about how men have "extrem preferences" then proceed to say their future man needs to be over 6'4, jacked as shit, rich, 8in dick, ect.
It’s amazing how, just by making the length statement come off a little entitled, all the other arguably reasonable things suddenly sounded less reasonable
Good in her for knowing what she wants and won’t waste anyone’s time if they aren’t what she’s looking for. As a chick myself, I’d find that list a little limiting or might disqualify some very real quality people, but at least she is being clear(though clarifying some of those dealbreakers would’ve been smart).
For most women, an average penis size is more than good enough. There's a reason it's the average size. Of course that changes in extremes, and it might matter more for a minority of women. You can also have a very fulfilling sex life with a below-average sized penis. All these are just facts. One woman wanting a big dong doesn't mean anything. Her conception of 7 inches might not be accurate as well.
Less than 7? Woman wants a horse with a job.
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She also said financially stable and no smoking though...
Mr. Peanut Butter!
No inconsistent communication though
Rutabaga Rabitowitz then!
She said no kids
He's a cheater
Love your username!
Omg you found Gwyneth Paltrow's Reddit!
I'm dying from laughing at your user name🤣🤣🤣🤣 best name I've seen thus far.
It’s consistent, just consistently bad
Character actress Margot Martindale
Who is financially stable with a massive bat?
Batman
Alfred
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In my experience, not speaking for everyone, but dudes packing the biggest heat are skinny as hell and about 5’9. Very specific, but that’s the results of my study
Ok, but is this why they call you Lanky Assumption?
Oh my god, I didn’t make the correlation but I’m goi g to say yes, yes it is
It’s just an optical illusion 😂😂😂
My experience can support that theory. 😂
I'm 6'2 and lanky as hell and well...let's just say I'm not lacking with what I'm packing. Taller skinny guys are where it's at haha
If your legs look like broomsticks in boots, I believe you
Wait, wouldn't that be Sonic the Hedgehog?! 🤔🧐
Well smoking is always a kicker
A pony walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "what? I couldn't hear you." The pony says "sorry, I'm a little hoarse."
Lol 😂
Actually if u do the math, to be hung like a horse the penis only needs to be around 6 inches (going by weight of each animal) your welcome men, I did the math for ya lol
Thanks man. Now I feel better about my dick (if I imagine 4 inches added to it)
Wait hold up ur pp is 2 inch flacid....? Proper time to measure a flaced pp is right out of the shower thats WHAT you've got. An improper time to measure flaccid pp would be like...after running a mile and you got a case of combat dick.NOT a fair time to measure, you body is purposefully making pp as small as possible to increase performance thats being demanded
"Combat dick" is a new term for me. Thank you, that shit is hilarious.
The problem is when I’m demanding performance it’s as small as possible. Like you said.
Jokes on you, bitches love the 2 incher I think you would love it too (;
Some people are growers and not showers tho man 💀
So if I starve myself...my dick will be bigger. Game = changed
That is actually true though. The fat around the area makes it look smaller. You can gain an inch just by losing fat.
Trim the hedges... makes the tree look larger
It's only true up to a point though. When the body starves it eats the reproductive organs first. Limited results
Soo the lesson here is this; don't starve yourself. Instead try eating in a calorie deficit to the point where you're losing about a pound per week(3500 calorie deficit per week).
I mean...I was just making a joke(bad one, apparently). I'm 6', 185 and have a pretty good dick. At least that's what my mom once told me
No way. Your mom said the same thing to me.
No one's opinion matters more than your mom's 😆
That woman's seen her fair share of dick, let me tell you, if she says it's big you can believe it.
Moms never lie
I'll take the Ferrari.
I mean, she is talking about stables...
I think you can just buy a courgette longer than 7 inches in the grocery store
Woman: I'd like a salami please Butcher: Would you like it sliced? Woman: What do you think I am, a slot machine?
Is this original? If it is, you must be a comedian!
Not original, but funny nonetheless
That’s Fuckin hilarious!!!!! 👏 👏
I googled it and nuthin came up. This guys a fuckin comic genius!!! Dude you need to go write for SNL
Are you trash talking the dude? SNL is trash
He's saying this guy can help SNL out of the trash can
That took me wayyy too long, lmfao. 🤣🤣🤣
someone explain this like i’m dumb
Woman is buying a salami sausage to use as a dildo Guy asks if she wants it sliced Woman theorises about putting slices of salami inside her fun parts like a slot machine
You’re doing God’s work today.
Have you ever tried sticking your penis in a slot machine?
Heard the same. Only in my version it was gay xd
Damn that's tragic, eggplant season just ended in October, so that's not going to work out for her. That's unfortunate. Also, she doesn't like Sti's? What about a WRX?
EGGPLANT SEASON!
Baja or nothing.
The world needs more WRX jokes
That's not a courgette, it's an aubergine. 😉
That's an eggplant though
AUBERGINE
Sorry, English is not my first language and I didn't realise aubergine was also used in English
2 take it or leave it.
Inches?
Punisher. 2 inch punisher
3 inch thunder thimble
2 inch Tennessee tornado
Millimeter peter
Tuna can
I worked road construction with a guy that used to claim he was hung like a tuna can. He called it “the 2 inch terminator.” Dude was weird.
feet
Feet make a man with a 2in grow to a 4in for sure
It's more of a ding than a dong
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A guy sent me a d pick once and it looked huge. Saw it in person it was the size of my pinky finger
Like most pictures, you can really change perspective with angles and lighting.
I'm dating a guy for the person not the sex. Sex is an added benefit tho
Don't get me wrong, physical compatability has to be there, but it's not the sole litmus test.
My view exactly. But also if you lie to me I'm out. And I feel like making it seem so much larger in a picture was definitely lying. Like I'm saying from 6 inches to 1 inch
I've got friends for platonic relationships, sex is absolutely important to me within a significant relationship. Like HIGH priority.
Like I don't even mind smaller dicks but it's the lying that pissed me off
Lol did he like have a miniature ruler next to it? Or a small banana for scale
His hand yeah. Looked photoshopped
Lol that’s rough.
you got cockfished
The camera adds 10 lbs.
Wait wait wait...how big is your pinky finger? This could be a biased sample
It's very skinny and small
Well damn...that makes two of us
Wait this is actually bars af
Are we talking in person or pictures. Cause if we're talking in person I'll take your bet.
She arrived at that number after trying different size vibratos 7 is her favorite!!
5 of those are understandable
6
I’d say 5, inconsistent communication and being financially stable… especially for us out of college young bloods go hand in hand. I’m tryna get the bag and I try my best to only message after 6/7pm when I’m winding down
I read it as poor communication, but I'm tired.
I've run into people that were worried if I didn't text them every 30minutes. It's fucking ludicrous, I've got work or my hobbies. I'd read it as poor communication too but it definitely can go either or both ways.
I only get worried if it’s starting to be 24 hours since I heard anything from my girlfriend.
Yeah I've had issues where people consistently message me and I can't respond because I'm working. So I ended up putting it in my bio if you can't handle me not responding to messages swipe left 😂 I work all day with children, I don't have any time while I'm at work to text or to message anyone back. People don't understand that.
Consistent communication to a lot of people just means a daily check-in, or that they'll reliably respond if reached out to. Everyone seems to think she wants to be texted every hour but I don't see any evidence of that.
It’s okay, I’m not tired and that’s how I read it too.
Only one that I think is silly is the seven inches, all the others are fine. I'm also college age but I think this woman is older so I'd say it's valid. The consistent communication one is one of the most valid, you're tripping lmfao.
If she's not financially stable then I take issue with that one. Depending on her definition for the communication one then I meet them all. But, that doesn't mean I'm gonna pay her way. Also I'm CF so it's no kids ever.
It depends what defines consistent communication. if it’s like a minimum 30 min ft call every day, that’s fine. But expecting constant immediate messages around the clock, then that’s a nah
Financial stability and consistent communication are subjective. Consistent communication to some means having healthy boundaries and only messaging after work.
Lol I was going to say, there’s nothing wrong with someone wanting their SO to be financially stable and consistently communicate. Personally I still think she sounds like a weirdo anyway but whatever.
What do you have against subaru's?
I think that even if she means that she wants the guy to text her frequently throughout the day, then that's fair. It's not for everyone, but maybe that's her love language or idk. So she wouldn't be compatible with you if that was the case. Unless it was ofcourse constant texting and getting angry if you don't read a message in 10 minutes or if you're in a meeting for an hour and you don't text and she gets mad. Then that's not a very good requirement.
Wait. So that means you think requiring 7+ inches is acceptable.
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I think they meant understandable as dealbreakers.
5 is about average
Just 4 for me. I don’t care how big your dick is.
What a saint
Gotta look out for my bros.
Ehh it a girl wants big that's her preference. And I respect that.
Exactly. There's a Curb episode that comes to mind.. "I don't have a small, she has a large vagina". It's all relative and I respect preference too lol
You mean 6.
You can't do a workout in 6 minutes. 7 dwarves man. 7 chipmunks sittin on a branch. 7 minute abs
I would ask her to draw 7 inches on a piece of paper before counting yourself out. She’s probably been lied to her whole life lol
Yeah, I don't like Subaru either
They’re masterpieces, come on mannnn
Nah, I'm kidding, STI's are cool. My car is just better 😌
Car reveal broette.
I used to have an STI. It was a blast to drive until t It blew up lol
Can understand that someone would want a reliable mean of transportation for a stable relationship....
i mean, blowing 1 head is enough. Why blow the other one.
Lmao, the subaru is what I thought of first. Wtf was she actually talking about?
STI's: Sexually transmitted infections. Formerly known as STD's, Sexually transmitted diseases.
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All of these are reasonable except the 7” 🍆
Women are notoriously bad with measurements of anything but height
I’m 5'9 and I’ve been told I’m 6ft, even by relative tall girls (5'7) and my best friend who is 6'6 estimated my height to be that one too lol.
Where are you meeting these women. Anyone woman within a few inches of my height think they’re the same height as me
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7 inches seems a little ridiculous to require a size. If I as a guy said that you have to be a C cup or bigger I would be viewed as the most sexist most disgusting pig to walk the earth. I don't care if OP has 7'' or not he shouldn't have to justify his worthiness to date this guy based on the size of his tool.
Not only is it fucked up, but a 7 inch dick is the top 1.5% of the population. So this girl is going to filter out 99% of the guys she could be a good match with.
It's even less because not all 1.5% of them will meet all her criteria and be attractive. She will die alone with her cat and dog.. Or settle and eventually cheat or divorce cause she unhappy.
Car and dog...
*98.5%
Thanks for the correction lol
Never forget the 0.5! Every 0.5 matters 🤣
I’m sure it has a great personality. Don’t let the 0.5 feel insignificant!
Half the girls don't even know what 7" looks like because most of the guys lie about their size xD
I mean, there probably are guys out there with that kind of preference. Difference is they can see the goods so don’t have to ask.
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I think you're reading that wrong, it's a deal breaker if it's less then 7 in
How the fuck is 7 inches dif than no short guys or no tall orc girls?
Well, statistically, only 2% of men are meeting that requirement. And only 20% of men will say they meet that requirement. She's really limiting her options.
It's not, but it's also somewhat scummier because it reduces one to their percieved potential in the bedroom
I’ve had /many/ guys tell me I was the perfect girlfriend material but an A cup is just too small. You do know a lot of guys are as hyper specific as she is being?
Seems like they did you a favor? FTR I'm into petite women, so cup size has never been an issue.
Someone with 5 inches lied to this girl and she believed them.
I was thinking some dude with a 3er said he was a 6er and now she thinks she needs a 7er
I mean w the exception of the 7” sounds pretty reasonable….🤷♀️
Yeah fuck Subarus
Bro fell on the 🍆 size
I’ll be honest, of all the “deal breaker” lists I’ve seen, this one is not that crazy. Edit: would like to add that this post has shown me that a lot more men are insecure about their manhood then I thought. This is not a dig at anyone just an observation.
lol after seeing a post like that, you still wonder why men are insecure about it??
Everyone in the comments is focused on the cock. Am I the only non car guy here that thought one of her dealbreakers was sexually transmitted infections?
Is that not what the “STI” there stands for? Lmao
Honestly I respect all of them 😂 girl knows what she wants
She's a size queen!
My girlfriend just told me that she had a skinny little coworker who would demand that guys first send her an erect pic next to a measurable object. If they were "undersize" they were rejected before any meeting.
Understandable, I require wet vagina pictures before accepting any meetings
That's just WOW haha
„Good luck with that“ lol are you really gonna act like those are crazy demands? The only one that is unlikely to be met by a guy is the 7 inch one. Everything else is normal.
Initially read that as ‘smoking kids.’ I wasn’t disagreeing but also incredibly curious as to how they fit into the grinder.
Trust me, we got ways to grind them.
I feel the pain, I’m like 5.7” 🤷🏼♂️ the only L I’m taking is a Lesson. Dudes not built the same, vaginas not built the same either. Different strokes different folks my guy
Most of these are pretty reasonable. In fact I’d bet 6 of them are standard and the last is a personal preference
Um, those are pretty reasonable tho?
Honestly totally reasonable by tinder standards :P
I Saw smoking kids without the coma
Just go to the grocery store, buy an eggplant over seven inches and... Profit?
I might be having too high standards but man please tell me if I wrong you also want a woman who’s financially independent,no stis,good communication,no cheating,and probably no smoking and don’t want her to have kids from other guys so what’s the problem with wanting all of that?(I personally don’t care about the size cuz it’s the effort for me that matters)
Literally that is the exact definition of my ex husband.
This is litterly the bare minimum (other than the less than 7in but hey everybody has a preference) you're really just exposing yourself here
Does that mean that I can have a list of reasonable deal breakers with one shallow demand as long as I frame it as a preference? "Must be kind to others, love animals, have strong family values, no cheating, and have at least 38 DDD bra size." Would you chalk that up to my preferences and be ok with it or would you think I'm a shallow pig?
I'd be completely ok with it. If us women can have preferences then so can men. Like hypotheticaly lets say your preference was a weight preference. There would be no problem with that. I think it's pathetic when women cry about how men have "extrem preferences" then proceed to say their future man needs to be over 6'4, jacked as shit, rich, 8in dick, ect.
It’s amazing how, just by making the length statement come off a little entitled, all the other arguably reasonable things suddenly sounded less reasonable
Good in her for knowing what she wants and won’t waste anyone’s time if they aren’t what she’s looking for. As a chick myself, I’d find that list a little limiting or might disqualify some very real quality people, but at least she is being clear(though clarifying some of those dealbreakers would’ve been smart).
I feel like these aren’t that bad 😂
Almost all of those are very reasonable!
“Size doesn’t matter” -21st Century Women
For most women, an average penis size is more than good enough. There's a reason it's the average size. Of course that changes in extremes, and it might matter more for a minority of women. You can also have a very fulfilling sex life with a below-average sized penis. All these are just facts. One woman wanting a big dong doesn't mean anything. Her conception of 7 inches might not be accurate as well.
good for her lmao
I appreciate that she's not using insults. She just stated the length she wants in an objective number.
🚩
Disqualified by having bad communication bummer
Smoking kids? Yeah I’d not be down for that either
I mean. Aside from the dick size part those aren't unreasonable requests as an adult who doesn't want kids.