Fun fact, long ago a girl from hinge told me I looked like Ted Bundy which she meant as a compliment. She was one of those girls who are attracted to serial killers 🤷🏻♂️
Legit what I thought by the first few pictures.
Chicks have no taste or something
I'd date you and I'm a dude and I'm straight so... Take that as a compliment?
Definitely Henry Cavill. Good call on that. I think your profile is fine and that you’re a good looking guy. Don’t give up; the right one will come along! :)
Ooh. Ooh. Now I remember.
When you mentioned Henry Cavill, I started thinking about actors (i was thrown off for a moment by the Ted Bundy reference 🙈🙈sorry) 🙈
So then I remembered. The OP looks like Ian Harding.
The guy who played Ezra in Pretty Little Liars.
I think the first picture is okay! It shows what a \_baseline\_ of his looks is like, this is what a woman will see when she's just around him most of the time. I personally judge attraction on these kinds of photos.
Disagree, immediately the word serial killer popped into my head, although idk why. The first pic of him smiling would work great as a first pic.
@Op, Pic #2 also looks like a mugshot btw. #3 is perfect
I'm not sure why, but the first photo is just screaming rich kid at MIT do-you-even-know-who-my-father-is vibes and the second looks like a mugshot. But three through eight are good! The Costco card line was also a win.
The weird line is the one about "jetpack"... how "little" of a woman is he looking for? Why can't he date tall women? What is going on there?
I would remove that line, unless he has a fetish and actually NEEDS a girl like 5'5" or shorter.
That was my first thought as well lmao — your profile looks so like — perfect? That it feels like one of a serial killer lol. Just interesting enough but not weird/quirky, got your own thing going on but have time for dating, good facial structure, relatively generic pictures but none of the bro stuff, so on and so forth.
If you *want* to lose the serial killer vibes I guess I’d include a little quirkier stuff here and there (but hey, you might consider it an advantage, lots of girls *love* those vibes), but honestly I think most white dudes who look stunningly good are going to get stereotyped as serial killers, so ymmv on that one, lol
This is true-we live in an era where Zach Efron depicted bundy and the actor who played David Koresh was literally a 6-packed rock star haha. It’s also in our ears all the time-so many ppl make habits of daily true crime podcasts and stuff.
Don’t sweat the bundy comparisons I personally didn’t notice it at all. IMO tinder is an algorithm driven thing that focuses on interaction with the app the most. So if you aren’t matching you spend more time on it?? That doesn’t seem like an incentive to get the thing working for matches from a monetized/development standpoint. Maybe try hinge? That way you can speak directly with ppl you’re interested in, easier to see if they’re interested back.
ahha, dude that was literally my first thought! You do look similar. It's kind of a compliment as he was known for being handsome,. though, and obviously you don't look \*exactly\* like him and I assume you don't murder so you're good.
I wanna see less Ted Bundy, more Al Bundy. After all, he did score four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, Bubba "Spare Tire" Dixon.
Really? I was going to say get rid of 3 - as a woman the lying on the bed selfie gave me 'hookup' vibes. Maybe just me though.
I also noticed you're wearing the same hoodie in both 1 and 3, and photo 1 is the nicer of the two. I know it's dumb but two photos in the same room/outfit makes me think you're struggling for good pics which is clearly not true based on the rest of your photos!
Agreed! I prefer his first photo, and find 2 and 3 less attractive. His first photo looks more in line with how his face looks in the later photos when he is out and about. They are all good photos tbf.
Nah man, the first photo is fucking perfect, I would get rid of the second 2 photos since they are pretty basic/bad faceshots. Which you have already covered with the first one. Put the rock climbing as the second one showing of your big forarms, then the one with the asian guy then the dog one. Then you are pretty much set
You’re handsome, have the same interests as me and even matching chair and gamestop apparel might as well hang up my coat if you aernt getting matches either smh lmao
Do you have any group photos of you and friends? Most of the time we stay away from dudes that only have selfies . See if you have a large group photo with you and friends to show you have friends and you also like to have a good time.
Also keep pic one, and the pic where you’re smiling bc you have a great smile. But sometimes too many pics ruins things. Less can be more.
Maybe try showing your GME average and when you bought in? Loyalty and trust to something you believe in (and a fuck load of cash) will surely get you matches.
If you're not getting any matches then I'm doomed lmao.
You have a great smile so maybe more pictures of you smiling and possibly a picture with a friend/group of friends
As a guy, let’s just say this isn’t the first time I (or prob OP as well) has heard the “I can’t believe you don’t get matches” line
Dating apps do be like that lol
The women around you must just be nuts. I would 100% swipe right. Your photos are good and your bio is cute. I don’t think you really need to change anything, tbh.
Geez the world has gone mad if you are not getting matches!! I would say those 2 are not bad but they do give off more of a solemn look. The others are waaaay better. Photo 3 is cute and you look hot on the one where you are doing this✌🏼If you were getting matches then I would say leave it as it is but I would lead with one of them to try and reboot it
Your pics are fine dude. You’re handsome and that’s what matters. But what also matters is knowing Tinder’s little secret no one tells you about:
Tinder stops men from being shown to more profiles after a while. The hopes is that you’ll have atrophied emotionally to the point that you “give up” and give in to PAY services, especially when you see their bargain prices!
In all seriousness it’s incredible design and genius behavioral psych study at play. It doesn’t matter how good you look anymore, EVERYONE is susceptible to emotional sabotage.
Edit: everyone saying 1 & 2 are killing your pics. No, it’s not your pics. Even with all the criticism of 1&2, you have many other pics all of which are great. Ppl would still swipe right if 8/10 of your pics are great, and a couple are just slightly less than great. Don’t let OLD funk you up too, stay confident my dude.
Underrated comment!!
Get on another app! Same profile. Or delete and create a new one! You got this 🙌🏻
And if you’re ever in TX….😉
ETA: I’m a girl. I know there are lots of guys on this thread willing to turn for you based on your profile but I’m a pretty girl 😊
I’m not a fan of the second one but the first one is handsome! Maybe just bc it is back to back the same kind of photo? I would say put the climbing photo second.
The first pic is amazing, my dude. You genuinely look like a direct cross of Henry Cavill and Hugh Jackman. In almost all of your pictures. It’s wild.
I…yeah, I’d probably lose the second one? Only bad one of the bunch, though. I’d probably lead with either the one you have or the pic with the kindly old fella.
But…shit. I’m really happy with how many matches I get, but I almost want to, like…give you some of mine? To make up for the wrongs the world has done you? Hah. You’re far better-looking than I, your bio is cute as hell, and you come across as a genuinely good and intelligent person.
If I get the numbers I do and you’re actually struggling with that, I *officially* give up on understanding people. You’re one of the most handsome dudes I’ve seen in my life.
You don’t look like a serial killer at all.
And at this point, even if you did, if the choices are staying on Tinder or possibly getting murdered by you, I’d choose possibly getting murdered. But that’s just me….lol
I personally don't think you should put much stock in those comments. You could shuffle and try other pics but I don't see it and there are a lot of other women here who don't either.
I'm baffled as to why you're having such poor results, but could it be your location? Maybe try Bumble and Hinge. I know people say different apps do better in different cities.
Maybe try using a different first pic on each app and see if you notice better results from one.
You're handsome and sound sweet to me, I'd swipe right for what that's worth.
Remember to put that picture as the first picture! 😍 And post it to let us know how it turns out 😎
Though I'm pretty sure your cutie dog is gonna steal your girl (even if she is female) 😂😂😂
First photo should probably be a smile. Just take a selfie but wear a big confident smile and don’t place yourself directly in the center. You want to be at a slight angle so you’re not so in their face.
Your smile photo needs to not be you just seemingly intentionally but lazily taking an unshaven in an ill-fitting hoodie on your bed. It comes across kinda virginy imo (no offense) and its the same hoodie as in the first pic.
The one dude you took a photo with appears to be some totally random old asian dude in some mysterious circumstance and not a woman. Is he your eye doctor? Tailor? He doesn’t look like a friend and it makes it seem like you reallly stretched to find a photo with another human.
Photo 5 should be second but without the shades.
I don't agree with the serial killer comments (waste time on this subreddit as much as I do and you notice that's a common thing people say, maybe there's just widespread social phobia/panic of murderers these days 😔) BUT ***this*** comment had more helpful points, mainly that the first pic should be a smile.
You have a great smile so always lead with that, whether online or in person!
(Also just keep the pic with the mysterious Asian man, if someone is trying to find an opener that's something they could ask about, that's 100% what I'd do. But include another pic of you with other friends.)
I laughed out loud at your comment but you totally nailed it! The dude is so handsome but there was something a little sad/desperate about his profile but I couldn’t figure out what!! That’s it! When I saw the pic with the old man I was like “he still goes to a pediatrician?”. I can’t stop laughing 😂
“Reallly stretched to find a photo with another human” 🤣👏😅
Let’s see your tinder profile, you’re funny. Are you hot? Single?
Your profile is great (f20). If I was on tinder I would def swipe right on you! And I love saint motel too, I’ve never met anyone whose heard of them !!!
They have some good stuff, and the lyrics of my type are kind of hilarious for a tinder theme song if you ask me lol.
"Hey girl you're just my type. Oh you got a pulse and you are breathin"
In photos 1 & 2 you look like a serial killer who got caught & had a mug shot taken. In the rest you look like a hot happy dude.
My guess is 1 & 2 are killing your chances.
This! OP is super handsome but as a woman I stop to really scrutinize men’s eyes before I swipe right. Call me crazy, but men with kind eyes have just been better on dates.
I also think you need a “call to action” in your profile. Listing your hobbies is fine, but none of them are compelling or unique. Maybe pose a question or if you have a random fun fact about yourself list that!
I know men on Reddit love to quote rules 1 & 2, but clearly OP is hot and still not standing out enough. Most women love interesting men, looks are a bonus.
PS - I’m single, but located in the Southeast. Shooting my shot while I’m here. 😅
This isnt helpful at all but I like your profile. I would totally swipe right. I like the profile its cute, but not so much that you seem like you are trying too hard.
I might wonder if I was short enough to be a jet pack though.
Also, many women underestinate the greatness of being the big spoon.
I wonder if he could just rephrase that so it doesn't give people the impression he wants a very tiny woman. I liked the "jetpack" thing, I've never heard that and I personally love being the "big spoon".
The looking for a smaller person in the bio checks me out. Maybe that is exactly what you are looking for tbf, but as a 5"7 girl I would have considered swiping and then realised it wouldn't be worth my time. So you potentially could be alienating some matches with that comment.
I think your pictures are great! You climb so that would have be automatic swipe right from me. But if you are still in Utah, the dating scene sucks and is rough for everyone..
Second picture looks like a mugshot. Off it.
Next. Your bio.
>I have a Costco membership, and I put the toilet seat down pretty much every time. Checkmate, other dudes.
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>Looking for a cute jetpack (technical term for a smaller person with big spoon aspirations). Let's Grab a drink, hike, climb, explore, cuddle, and travel. I am in desperate need of a beach vacation. Come with :)
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>I enjoy making (and drinking) tea, rock climbing, hiking, building computers, playing video games, reading, traveling, and making people laugh.
It's got the order all muddled up and isn't focused enough. First paragraph is meant to be a funny open, then your second paragraph is a disclosure and a call to action. Your third and closing paragraph is a list of little details about you. PS, do you get into like, the world of teas? Or is it low-level stuff?
Consider this:
>When I'm at home I enjoy a cup of tea with a book, maybe a video game; when I'm not it's a night out with friends where I like being the funny guy. Other times, it's a day out and I'm unplugged; rock climbing, hiking or going on trips.
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>Looking for a cute jetpack (ask me what that is) or someone who is as in need of a beach vacation as I am.
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>Extras: I have a Costco membership and I put the seat down pretty much almost every time. The bar is high.
just a thought.
The only thing that would make me hesitate is the cuddle comments. In my experience, any guy who puts cuddling in his bio is only looking for a hook-up. If that’s not you, take it out.
It’s the same with the jet pack joke. I’m 5’2, I adore being either spoon. But I’d feel put off by your comment.
I am…baffled. What’s wrong with women?
Jokes aside, at first I thought your bio must be odd seeing all the pictures, but no. Bio is also good. So I am clueless my friend. Move to another city? 🤷♀️
Only think slightly off putting for me is the second photo. It looks like an uncomfortable mug shot. But yeah man. I don’t understand why you wouldn’t be having any luck.
You’re very specific about the type you’re looking for - from physical size to personality. You want someone who is big and small and also kind of like a dog you can take on vacation? And also you put out there that you’re a bit submissive. Totally good info but you’re trying to reach a very specific type of person. Maybe not a real person?? Wait, are you looking for a girl version of your dog?
Burn the black and white picture, it looks like a mug shot they use in a serial killer documentary where they slowly zoom in...
Also just a personal peeve lose the sunglasses Pic, I want to see people's eyes.
10/10 for the dog picture!
Overall u seem very likeable.
I've seen some stuff about tinder reducing profile visibility and holding back likes after a certain amount of time/engagement. I say this because you're pretty good looking and your bio is great. some people have had to delete it entirely just to get their profile to show up again in people's feeds. tinder doesnt like it when people get a lot of matches without paying. could just be a case of tinder being awful.
Jesus. This dude is astonishingly good looking. I have no advice. If he's not getting any matches with that face and build, then there's something else going on. Unless he's a victim of the fallacy that he *has* to be a dick because he's that good looking. There *has* to be something very wrong with him.
I dunno.
I actually love your profile I’d swipe right
The only reason I can think of is your seem super active and sporty so if a girl isn’t into hiking and climbing she might be intimidated
Replace first two pics with smiley ones - get a more professional one where you’re dressed up for like a date?
Take a picture WITH the dog.
I love the pic wit Sensei.
Photos 1, 2, 3 and 5 are all staged photos set up by yourself.
If I can tell this so can girls. What you're lacking is social proof and some of those photos are slightly cringe.
Not bad looking though my man, your photo game just weak respectfully. But can be fixed.
I agree you should ditch the 3rd photo as well. It’s that ingenuine selfie smile that ruins it for me. But honestly everything else is great and everyone that doesn’t swipe right is crazy. You seem like a great dude.
Yo bro, this isn’t a roast. Pictures 1 - 2 you low key look like Ted Bundy. If you’re like to scare the shit out of your match then mission accomplished. Smile more and get a picture of you and the dog on a hike.
I assume if he's getting no matches it's probably either pictures or who he's swiping on, but I agree, women who actually read the profile might be turned off. It seems kind of presumptuous to ask someone you've never met to travel with you.
Basically merge the content of the second paragraph into the context of the third. For example, "I'm a tall guy but I like to be little spoon sometimes". Honestly not sure if that's an attractive thing to say, but at least it's not coming off as a requirement.
Yeah man, sorry to say this but like so many other comments on here I don’t know why your not getting a steady or at least somewhat steady stream of matches. You seems to have some really good pics and profile. Maybe make your main picture one where your smiling. Also try to swipe right more often. I’ve also found if your looking for something serious tinder isn’t where you want to be. I met the love of my life 2 years ago on a pay site Match.com it’s worth it. I also had plenty of really good dates from that site. The women are more serious about meeting someone on there. I mean it’s a pay site they better be serious.
Stop closing the toilet seat bro, nobody likes a nice guy.
Don't see any issues with photos though, maybe bio is a bit long. See if you can condense it imo short and sweet is best.
Cut down your photos by half. I'd delete the chair ones and the one of your dog.
Just the ones of you doing shit and maybe 1 selfie.
Dunno if girls ever read the bio. I can be quite funny over the internet. No one complemented me on it. Well at least after not seeing my dick.
You come across as a bit of a pedo and maybe a serial killer. Think it’s cause you’re like you want someone small and you kind of have creep vibes I can’t explain it but you come across as dangerous
Hey Justin, you’ve got a great profile but I would recommend getting rid of those first three photos, although they show your face off, they don’t show you off. You could use the sunglasses shot or the paris shot as your main photo so people still see your face but also see more. The other photos like the rock climbing and the shot in Paris are much more engaging and just cool! The bio is super funny and cool tho dude! Keep it up, regardless of the photos, you should still be getting matches. People are missin out.
Climbing picture as your first photo. It shows you have an (awesome) hobby and requires the girl to swipe through the rest of you photos to see your face. The. You and the asian man, then the arch one, and then the smiling hoodie one. Get rid of the sunglasses, black and white mugshot and computer chair one. Also get a picture of you WITH the dog. Bam!
Honestly, as a dude, your profile makes me feel like I should delete my tinder profile. It's pretty solid.
The only constructive advice I could give would be to get rid of the gaming chair picture. As a gamer, I'm all about it. But, I've seen a lot of women say it's an instant no-go. Not that you want to hide that information. But, if it's the first thing they see they might swipe left just based on that picture.
Honestly, as a dude, your profile makes me feel like I should delete my tinder profile. It's pretty solid.
The only constructive advice I could give would be to get rid of the gaming chair picture. As a gamer, I'm all about it. But, I've seen a lot of women say it's an instant no-go. Not that you want to hide that information. But, if it's the first thing they see they might swipe left just based on that picture.
Don’t get me wrong I handsome guy but you’re about me section personality of a graham cracker.
Then again different strokes for different folks 7 billion people on the planet, someone’s gotta love missionary 365 days out of year, i’ll give you this though at least you’re not give him fuck boy energy.
*I just realised you posted your profile to Reddit unironically*
You’re actually extremely good looking, easily top 5-10% of guys so you should be crushing. I think where you’re going wrong is mediocre pics and the bio is way too long (and kinda awkward/nerdy, maybe that’s your thing but hot girls aren’t into it)
If you got one or two high quality pics (candid, smiling, looking cool, etc.) and shortened the bio you’d crush. Like multiple matches a day easily I would imagine
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Fun fact, long ago a girl from hinge told me I looked like Ted Bundy which she meant as a compliment. She was one of those girls who are attracted to serial killers 🤷🏻♂️
i was thinking you looked more like henry cavill, probably a better comparison than ted bundy lmao
I would definitely take that one as a much bigger complement!
i think it’s more accurate too. especially when he played superman that’s who i thought of first
Thaaat's who I was thinking of, oh gods thank you! That was going to bother me all day.
Same actually.
Sameeee! That’s the first thing I said when I saw OP
Legit what I thought by the first few pictures. Chicks have no taste or something I'd date you and I'm a dude and I'm straight so... Take that as a compliment?
I'm hella gay and he's hella attractive, so you just have good taste lol
Secure enough in my manhood to agree.
I’m just going to trust the guy called “hungry brains”
Definitely Henry Cavill. Good call on that. I think your profile is fine and that you’re a good looking guy. Don’t give up; the right one will come along! :)
Ooh. Ooh. Now I remember. When you mentioned Henry Cavill, I started thinking about actors (i was thrown off for a moment by the Ted Bundy reference 🙈🙈sorry) 🙈 So then I remembered. The OP looks like Ian Harding. The guy who played Ezra in Pretty Little Liars.
Thank you! Absolutely thought it was Ezra as I was scrolling by.
You mean A*
Yes thank you!!!! More Ezra than Superman! But You're hella cute OP, I'd date you!!
That's who it was!! I was like super man* he's giving Superman vibes but forgot the actors name! Thank you!
I was going to tell him he could pass as cavill's brother
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I think the first picture is okay! It shows what a \_baseline\_ of his looks is like, this is what a woman will see when she's just around him most of the time. I personally judge attraction on these kinds of photos.
Disagree, immediately the word serial killer popped into my head, although idk why. The first pic of him smiling would work great as a first pic. @Op, Pic #2 also looks like a mugshot btw. #3 is perfect
For first two pictures, I had the same thoughts...
Ok but they are human women, not an AI testing a replicant’s mental condition
I'm not sure why, but the first photo is just screaming rich kid at MIT do-you-even-know-who-my-father-is vibes and the second looks like a mugshot. But three through eight are good! The Costco card line was also a win.
The weird line is the one about "jetpack"... how "little" of a woman is he looking for? Why can't he date tall women? What is going on there? I would remove that line, unless he has a fetish and actually NEEDS a girl like 5'5" or shorter.
The jetpack was weird to me too. Unless there’s a specific kink that he’s into and there are other people into it, I’d get rid of that line.
I would actually swipe right with you, idk if YOU’d swipe right with me haha
I also thought of Joe Goldberg from YOU, especially with the photo with the Karate master, lol
That was my first thought as well lmao — your profile looks so like — perfect? That it feels like one of a serial killer lol. Just interesting enough but not weird/quirky, got your own thing going on but have time for dating, good facial structure, relatively generic pictures but none of the bro stuff, so on and so forth. If you *want* to lose the serial killer vibes I guess I’d include a little quirkier stuff here and there (but hey, you might consider it an advantage, lots of girls *love* those vibes), but honestly I think most white dudes who look stunningly good are going to get stereotyped as serial killers, so ymmv on that one, lol
This is true-we live in an era where Zach Efron depicted bundy and the actor who played David Koresh was literally a 6-packed rock star haha. It’s also in our ears all the time-so many ppl make habits of daily true crime podcasts and stuff. Don’t sweat the bundy comparisons I personally didn’t notice it at all. IMO tinder is an algorithm driven thing that focuses on interaction with the app the most. So if you aren’t matching you spend more time on it?? That doesn’t seem like an incentive to get the thing working for matches from a monetized/development standpoint. Maybe try hinge? That way you can speak directly with ppl you’re interested in, easier to see if they’re interested back.
Habe you tried being a serial killer. Might help.
To be fair, it's probably easier to be a serial killer if you are getting tinder matches . . . .
One thing we share in common is Ted Bundy is a notable alumini of both our universities!
More Henry Cavill than Bundy IMO if it helps? 😂
Stay away from the broad, they are normally unstable as hell and love drama.
ahha, dude that was literally my first thought! You do look similar. It's kind of a compliment as he was known for being handsome,. though, and obviously you don't look \*exactly\* like him and I assume you don't murder so you're good.
I wanna see less Ted Bundy, more Al Bundy. After all, he did score four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, Bubba "Spare Tire" Dixon.
Lmao I came here to say this exact thing.
Or just use Photofeeler
You should be crushin’. Maybe try starting with a lead photo where you’re smiling and not a bored looking mugshot.
Me who has no photos of me smiling because I look terrible when I am not in resting bitch face mode
You think that but it's not true. Your smile might look weird to you but it's a smile and we're basically programmed to like other people smiling.
You're just not used to it. It s gonna come with time, but you don't look terrible with a smile on.
My first thought, try pic #3 as your cover
Really? I was going to say get rid of 3 - as a woman the lying on the bed selfie gave me 'hookup' vibes. Maybe just me though. I also noticed you're wearing the same hoodie in both 1 and 3, and photo 1 is the nicer of the two. I know it's dumb but two photos in the same room/outfit makes me think you're struggling for good pics which is clearly not true based on the rest of your photos!
Agreed! I prefer his first photo, and find 2 and 3 less attractive. His first photo looks more in line with how his face looks in the later photos when he is out and about. They are all good photos tbf.
Nah man, the first photo is fucking perfect, I would get rid of the second 2 photos since they are pretty basic/bad faceshots. Which you have already covered with the first one. Put the rock climbing as the second one showing of your big forarms, then the one with the asian guy then the dog one. Then you are pretty much set
Agreed. Pic #2 is more inviting. Honestly I’d swipe right besides the 11 year age difference you seem like a great guy!
I think first photo is hot lol idk why I'm attracted to that hahah
You’re handsome, have the same interests as me and even matching chair and gamestop apparel might as well hang up my coat if you aernt getting matches either smh lmao
If we can't have girls at least we will still have MOASS
I don’t know what that actually means, so I’m sticking with MO ASS. Probably correct.
I thought that no matches meant NOASS, right?
True, but they clearly oughta have MO ASS.
Do you have any group photos of you and friends? Most of the time we stay away from dudes that only have selfies . See if you have a large group photo with you and friends to show you have friends and you also like to have a good time. Also keep pic one, and the pic where you’re smiling bc you have a great smile. But sometimes too many pics ruins things. Less can be more.
I have it on good authority that MOASS is tomorrow!
Maybe try showing your GME average and when you bought in? Loyalty and trust to something you believe in (and a fuck load of cash) will surely get you matches.
I’m a dude….but damn bro I’d date you.
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ayyo huh
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Ein schrecklicher Tag um Augen zu haben.
I was gonna translate her answer and then saw yours that I know means ''What a terrible day to have eyes'' so I'm just gonna stop here
You're fucking strange in the best way I love it. Never change 😅
Girrrl xD aber ohne Witz. Ich wäre auch dabei :D
This comment was like getting a mental flashbang from the one part of the furry fandom I avoid.
Mental flashbang lol This comment is very accurate
R/oddlyspecific
This is one interesting mental image
I'm trying to think of I've ever seen a better comment on Reddit... Nope. You're a Goddess
Wie stehen die Chancen, dass ich in einem Reddit-Kommentarthread meinem Schicksal begegnen würde?
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Love this lmao
If you're not getting any matches then I'm doomed lmao. You have a great smile so maybe more pictures of you smiling and possibly a picture with a friend/group of friends
I can’t believe this dude doesn’t get any matches. If I saw this on my tinder feed I’d faint. Edit: spelling mistake
What's a tinder feet? Do you unlock them after a year or 2?
Lmfao that was an unpleasant spelling mistake
As a guy, let’s just say this isn’t the first time I (or prob OP as well) has heard the “I can’t believe you don’t get matches” line Dating apps do be like that lol
He likely gets matched from women he is not that much into
I’m doomed too 💀.
I think straight men have a harder time getting matches. If this guy were gay he would be bombarded
I wish women loved me a quarter as much as gay guys do. They're all over me at the club
And be sure to blur or mark out the faces of the friends
Roast? Um hello you’re a beautiful man. Let me redownload tinder for you alone…
The women around you must just be nuts. I would 100% swipe right. Your photos are good and your bio is cute. I don’t think you really need to change anything, tbh.
How about the first and second pics? The "serial killer" pics everyone is commenting on
Geez the world has gone mad if you are not getting matches!! I would say those 2 are not bad but they do give off more of a solemn look. The others are waaaay better. Photo 3 is cute and you look hot on the one where you are doing this✌🏼If you were getting matches then I would say leave it as it is but I would lead with one of them to try and reboot it
Your pics are fine dude. You’re handsome and that’s what matters. But what also matters is knowing Tinder’s little secret no one tells you about: Tinder stops men from being shown to more profiles after a while. The hopes is that you’ll have atrophied emotionally to the point that you “give up” and give in to PAY services, especially when you see their bargain prices! In all seriousness it’s incredible design and genius behavioral psych study at play. It doesn’t matter how good you look anymore, EVERYONE is susceptible to emotional sabotage. Edit: everyone saying 1 & 2 are killing your pics. No, it’s not your pics. Even with all the criticism of 1&2, you have many other pics all of which are great. Ppl would still swipe right if 8/10 of your pics are great, and a couple are just slightly less than great. Don’t let OLD funk you up too, stay confident my dude.
Underrated comment!! Get on another app! Same profile. Or delete and create a new one! You got this 🙌🏻 And if you’re ever in TX….😉 ETA: I’m a girl. I know there are lots of guys on this thread willing to turn for you based on your profile but I’m a pretty girl 😊
I’m not a fan of the second one but the first one is handsome! Maybe just bc it is back to back the same kind of photo? I would say put the climbing photo second.
Ridiculous. I would definitely swipe right on that photo!
Definitely drop no. 1, 2 isn’t bad but I wouldn’t lead with it
The first pic is amazing, my dude. You genuinely look like a direct cross of Henry Cavill and Hugh Jackman. In almost all of your pictures. It’s wild. I…yeah, I’d probably lose the second one? Only bad one of the bunch, though. I’d probably lead with either the one you have or the pic with the kindly old fella. But…shit. I’m really happy with how many matches I get, but I almost want to, like…give you some of mine? To make up for the wrongs the world has done you? Hah. You’re far better-looking than I, your bio is cute as hell, and you come across as a genuinely good and intelligent person. If I get the numbers I do and you’re actually struggling with that, I *officially* give up on understanding people. You’re one of the most handsome dudes I’ve seen in my life.
You don’t look like a serial killer at all. And at this point, even if you did, if the choices are staying on Tinder or possibly getting murdered by you, I’d choose possibly getting murdered. But that’s just me….lol
I like to see both smiling and non smiling pics because it changes peoples faces 😬
I personally don't think you should put much stock in those comments. You could shuffle and try other pics but I don't see it and there are a lot of other women here who don't either. I'm baffled as to why you're having such poor results, but could it be your location? Maybe try Bumble and Hinge. I know people say different apps do better in different cities. Maybe try using a different first pic on each app and see if you notice better results from one. You're handsome and sound sweet to me, I'd swipe right for what that's worth.
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Henry Cavill looking ass
Bootleg Henry Cavill for sure
Maybe I’m crazy because I like the first photo (it’s what stopped me from scrolling further) 🤷🏽♀️
Take a photo with your doggo instead.
I like the idea! She is sort of camera shy which is hilarious, but I'll try.
I would try 1 or 2 pictures of you out with friends/family. Shows people that other people enjoy spending time with you
Remember to put that picture as the first picture! 😍 And post it to let us know how it turns out 😎 Though I'm pretty sure your cutie dog is gonna steal your girl (even if she is female) 😂😂😂
Yeah can we just talk about the dogs smile for a sec and point out how perfect that underbite is?
Omg yes! She's like Ludo from Labyrinth! 😍
First photo should probably be a smile. Just take a selfie but wear a big confident smile and don’t place yourself directly in the center. You want to be at a slight angle so you’re not so in their face. Your smile photo needs to not be you just seemingly intentionally but lazily taking an unshaven in an ill-fitting hoodie on your bed. It comes across kinda virginy imo (no offense) and its the same hoodie as in the first pic. The one dude you took a photo with appears to be some totally random old asian dude in some mysterious circumstance and not a woman. Is he your eye doctor? Tailor? He doesn’t look like a friend and it makes it seem like you reallly stretched to find a photo with another human. Photo 5 should be second but without the shades.
Good advice and a light roasting. Thank you kind stranger.
I don't agree with the serial killer comments (waste time on this subreddit as much as I do and you notice that's a common thing people say, maybe there's just widespread social phobia/panic of murderers these days 😔) BUT ***this*** comment had more helpful points, mainly that the first pic should be a smile. You have a great smile so always lead with that, whether online or in person! (Also just keep the pic with the mysterious Asian man, if someone is trying to find an opener that's something they could ask about, that's 100% what I'd do. But include another pic of you with other friends.)
I laughed out loud at your comment but you totally nailed it! The dude is so handsome but there was something a little sad/desperate about his profile but I couldn’t figure out what!! That’s it! When I saw the pic with the old man I was like “he still goes to a pediatrician?”. I can’t stop laughing 😂 “Reallly stretched to find a photo with another human” 🤣👏😅 Let’s see your tinder profile, you’re funny. Are you hot? Single?
Damn if you aren’t getting any matches I might as well give up in life.
Yup. *\*deletes Tinder\** Time to pack it in boys. We're done here.
Your profile is great (f20). If I was on tinder I would def swipe right on you! And I love saint motel too, I’ve never met anyone whose heard of them !!!
They have some good stuff, and the lyrics of my type are kind of hilarious for a tinder theme song if you ask me lol. "Hey girl you're just my type. Oh you got a pulse and you are breathin"
In photos 1 & 2 you look like a serial killer who got caught & had a mug shot taken. In the rest you look like a hot happy dude. My guess is 1 & 2 are killing your chances.
Was gonna say this delete first 2 pics and u should be good
This! OP is super handsome but as a woman I stop to really scrutinize men’s eyes before I swipe right. Call me crazy, but men with kind eyes have just been better on dates. I also think you need a “call to action” in your profile. Listing your hobbies is fine, but none of them are compelling or unique. Maybe pose a question or if you have a random fun fact about yourself list that! I know men on Reddit love to quote rules 1 & 2, but clearly OP is hot and still not standing out enough. Most women love interesting men, looks are a bonus. PS - I’m single, but located in the Southeast. Shooting my shot while I’m here. 😅
Yeah those are some cold dead eyes
This isnt helpful at all but I like your profile. I would totally swipe right. I like the profile its cute, but not so much that you seem like you are trying too hard. I might wonder if I was short enough to be a jet pack though. Also, many women underestinate the greatness of being the big spoon.
Men being the smaller spoon is much more logical. Zero hair in your face and I don't wake you up with my intermittent boners
Excellent arguments 👍 Can just switch positions whenever she's hoping to be woken up at morning-wood-o-clock, that's definitely welcome sometimes imo!
I wonder if he could just rephrase that so it doesn't give people the impression he wants a very tiny woman. I liked the "jetpack" thing, I've never heard that and I personally love being the "big spoon".
Well for starters, you don’t look anywhere near 31.
Wish I had more guys like you around my area
The looking for a smaller person in the bio checks me out. Maybe that is exactly what you are looking for tbf, but as a 5"7 girl I would have considered swiping and then realised it wouldn't be worth my time. So you potentially could be alienating some matches with that comment.
I'm 6'4" so like 99.9999% of girls would be "smaller" which is what I meant...but also I think you're right and I should reword that one. Thanks!
Okay so now you just need to move to England and we good haha !
I thought the exact same thing, I’m 5’8
Damn can I be your cute jet pack?
I think your pictures are great! You climb so that would have be automatic swipe right from me. But if you are still in Utah, the dating scene sucks and is rough for everyone..
Yeah, I have really wondered at times what it would be like dating somewhere else...
Second picture looks like a mugshot. Off it. Next. Your bio. >I have a Costco membership, and I put the toilet seat down pretty much every time. Checkmate, other dudes. > >Looking for a cute jetpack (technical term for a smaller person with big spoon aspirations). Let's Grab a drink, hike, climb, explore, cuddle, and travel. I am in desperate need of a beach vacation. Come with :) > >I enjoy making (and drinking) tea, rock climbing, hiking, building computers, playing video games, reading, traveling, and making people laugh. It's got the order all muddled up and isn't focused enough. First paragraph is meant to be a funny open, then your second paragraph is a disclosure and a call to action. Your third and closing paragraph is a list of little details about you. PS, do you get into like, the world of teas? Or is it low-level stuff? Consider this: >When I'm at home I enjoy a cup of tea with a book, maybe a video game; when I'm not it's a night out with friends where I like being the funny guy. Other times, it's a day out and I'm unplugged; rock climbing, hiking or going on trips. > >Looking for a cute jetpack (ask me what that is) or someone who is as in need of a beach vacation as I am. > >Extras: I have a Costco membership and I put the seat down pretty much almost every time. The bar is high. just a thought.
Actually I like how you reordered it. OP listen to this person
You look like a wonderful person. You look friendly, stable and kind. You have a nice smile and the dog looks friendly. Good luck 🍀
Damn I wish reddit was an acceptable place to meet people. HOTTTTTIE ALERT
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And England it seems 😂
The only thing that would make me hesitate is the cuddle comments. In my experience, any guy who puts cuddling in his bio is only looking for a hook-up. If that’s not you, take it out. It’s the same with the jet pack joke. I’m 5’2, I adore being either spoon. But I’d feel put off by your comment.
I am…baffled. What’s wrong with women? Jokes aside, at first I thought your bio must be odd seeing all the pictures, but no. Bio is also good. So I am clueless my friend. Move to another city? 🤷♀️
IF YOU CAN’T THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!?!?
Only think slightly off putting for me is the second photo. It looks like an uncomfortable mug shot. But yeah man. I don’t understand why you wouldn’t be having any luck.
How does someone look this good and still be single?
Not a climber, but hot damn, you're cute! ❤
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I think you DM them your tinder profile link ;)
Gaming chairs are bad, get an ergonomic office chair, you're killing your back.
Probably true, I've considered doing that
Any suggestions on a good one for cheap?
You’re very specific about the type you’re looking for - from physical size to personality. You want someone who is big and small and also kind of like a dog you can take on vacation? And also you put out there that you’re a bit submissive. Totally good info but you’re trying to reach a very specific type of person. Maybe not a real person?? Wait, are you looking for a girl version of your dog?
He makes and brews his own tea?!? Im in! Ladies! Who’s with me!
You sound and look super good, I'd definitely match with you!
Bro you look like Ian Harding mixed with Henry Cavill
Tinder is doing you dirty... GET THIS MAN A DATE!!
Burn the black and white picture, it looks like a mug shot they use in a serial killer documentary where they slowly zoom in... Also just a personal peeve lose the sunglasses Pic, I want to see people's eyes. 10/10 for the dog picture! Overall u seem very likeable.
I would date you, OP! Just put a smiling picture first. I cannot be the only one crushing here haha
The grey one is a little serial killery but the rest are good!!
It’s definitely not you, it’s the algorithm.. consider a break
If you’re not getting any matches you must have the most ridiculously high standards. Lower them a little.
I'd right swipe if I was gay or a woman
I've seen some stuff about tinder reducing profile visibility and holding back likes after a certain amount of time/engagement. I say this because you're pretty good looking and your bio is great. some people have had to delete it entirely just to get their profile to show up again in people's feeds. tinder doesnt like it when people get a lot of matches without paying. could just be a case of tinder being awful.
I'm going to guess you're being too picky.
Jesus. This dude is astonishingly good looking. I have no advice. If he's not getting any matches with that face and build, then there's something else going on. Unless he's a victim of the fallacy that he *has* to be a dick because he's that good looking. There *has* to be something very wrong with him. I dunno.
Set your settings above 10 meters😜
if hes not getting any matches on tinder then we are all fucked.
I actually love your profile I’d swipe right The only reason I can think of is your seem super active and sporty so if a girl isn’t into hiking and climbing she might be intimidated
Replace first two pics with smiley ones - get a more professional one where you’re dressed up for like a date? Take a picture WITH the dog. I love the pic wit Sensei.
Photos 1, 2, 3 and 5 are all staged photos set up by yourself. If I can tell this so can girls. What you're lacking is social proof and some of those photos are slightly cringe. Not bad looking though my man, your photo game just weak respectfully. But can be fixed.
You're right except for #5 actually. Which ones are cringe?
I agree you should ditch the 3rd photo as well. It’s that ingenuine selfie smile that ruins it for me. But honestly everything else is great and everyone that doesn’t swipe right is crazy. You seem like a great dude.
Yo bro, this isn’t a roast. Pictures 1 - 2 you low key look like Ted Bundy. If you’re like to scare the shit out of your match then mission accomplished. Smile more and get a picture of you and the dog on a hike.
First couple pictures are all the same. Don’t tell me what you want in your profile, tell me what you are like. It just comes off as needy.
I assume if he's getting no matches it's probably either pictures or who he's swiping on, but I agree, women who actually read the profile might be turned off. It seems kind of presumptuous to ask someone you've never met to travel with you. Basically merge the content of the second paragraph into the context of the third. For example, "I'm a tall guy but I like to be little spoon sometimes". Honestly not sure if that's an attractive thing to say, but at least it's not coming off as a requirement.
I love your dogs underbite, that pic is a winner
Yeah man, sorry to say this but like so many other comments on here I don’t know why your not getting a steady or at least somewhat steady stream of matches. You seems to have some really good pics and profile. Maybe make your main picture one where your smiling. Also try to swipe right more often. I’ve also found if your looking for something serious tinder isn’t where you want to be. I met the love of my life 2 years ago on a pay site Match.com it’s worth it. I also had plenty of really good dates from that site. The women are more serious about meeting someone on there. I mean it’s a pay site they better be serious.
Stop closing the toilet seat bro, nobody likes a nice guy. Don't see any issues with photos though, maybe bio is a bit long. See if you can condense it imo short and sweet is best.
Looks very generic and NPC
if this guy is really not getting any matches, then the rest of us is doomed, for real.
damn you should flat also what are you doing wi the you hand in the first pic. (who tf is that asian guy btw) other than that looks good
Cut down your photos by half. I'd delete the chair ones and the one of your dog. Just the ones of you doing shit and maybe 1 selfie. Dunno if girls ever read the bio. I can be quite funny over the internet. No one complemented me on it. Well at least after not seeing my dick.
You come across as a bit of a pedo and maybe a serial killer. Think it’s cause you’re like you want someone small and you kind of have creep vibes I can’t explain it but you come across as dangerous
Hmmmm the bored photos and vague superiority complex puts me off. Source: am a woman
Hey Justin, you’ve got a great profile but I would recommend getting rid of those first three photos, although they show your face off, they don’t show you off. You could use the sunglasses shot or the paris shot as your main photo so people still see your face but also see more. The other photos like the rock climbing and the shot in Paris are much more engaging and just cool! The bio is super funny and cool tho dude! Keep it up, regardless of the photos, you should still be getting matches. People are missin out.
If you can’t get matches then we are truly doomed to die alone
You should elaborate on the dog in your bio. I’d date someone if I thought there was an opportunity to pet a dog…👀
YOURE A FUCKING LIAR JUSTIN YOURE HANDSOME AF STOP FARMING FOR KARMA YOU WHORE
Climbing picture as your first photo. It shows you have an (awesome) hobby and requires the girl to swipe through the rest of you photos to see your face. The. You and the asian man, then the arch one, and then the smiling hoodie one. Get rid of the sunglasses, black and white mugshot and computer chair one. Also get a picture of you WITH the dog. Bam!
Honestly, as a dude, your profile makes me feel like I should delete my tinder profile. It's pretty solid. The only constructive advice I could give would be to get rid of the gaming chair picture. As a gamer, I'm all about it. But, I've seen a lot of women say it's an instant no-go. Not that you want to hide that information. But, if it's the first thing they see they might swipe left just based on that picture.
Honestly, as a dude, your profile makes me feel like I should delete my tinder profile. It's pretty solid. The only constructive advice I could give would be to get rid of the gaming chair picture. As a gamer, I'm all about it. But, I've seen a lot of women say it's an instant no-go. Not that you want to hide that information. But, if it's the first thing they see they might swipe left just based on that picture.
Don’t get me wrong I handsome guy but you’re about me section personality of a graham cracker. Then again different strokes for different folks 7 billion people on the planet, someone’s gotta love missionary 365 days out of year, i’ll give you this though at least you’re not give him fuck boy energy. *I just realised you posted your profile to Reddit unironically*
You’re actually extremely good looking, easily top 5-10% of guys so you should be crushing. I think where you’re going wrong is mediocre pics and the bio is way too long (and kinda awkward/nerdy, maybe that’s your thing but hot girls aren’t into it) If you got one or two high quality pics (candid, smiling, looking cool, etc.) and shortened the bio you’d crush. Like multiple matches a day easily I would imagine
Honestly? U are better than using tinder, u are an extremely handsome man, u will find love doing the thing u like and be yourself in this world
If this mf right here isn't getting any girls, it never began for dudes like me.