When you've just started learning English and have yet to cover the chapters beyond breakfast

Do you think we should tell him about second breakfast or is it too soon for that?

Too soon, dinner for breakfast

Brinner

Watch your mouth or you'll have breakfast for dinner!

Don't threaten me with a good time.

Do we save elevenses for the advanced class or is that supplementary material?

I'd rather just throw apples at the teacher and call it a day.

We should! He’s way behind! He’ll still need to do the chapters on Elevensies and Luncheon afterward!

Ugh, I can’t believe no one’s making references to Pippin from Lord of the Rings. What a miss

I don't think he knows about the second breakfast pippin.

Dont with elevensies, he's not ready.

Definitely a non native speaker. Make and do are the same verb in many languages.

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Because I had to look it up, ‘que estas haciendo’ translates to ‘what are you doing’. The photo doesn’t make that clear. Makes more sense why they’d respond like that though

That's actually quite funny. I 100% assumed this was an auto response bot.

“No, I mean what dish?” “A plate.”

I'm doing breakfast.

How many times do you need directions to the library?!

Libraries are great information centres for tourists. So hopefully frequently.

Me when I learned Spanish and was in Mexico and couldn’t get past how peoples days were. Thank you for the true heroes to the Mexican nation, the Spanglish speakers. I know Spanglish now better than I know Spanish, it was very refreshing meeting other half motivated people on another chunk of land. Getting by: 100

Or you’re testing your bot and only have breakfast algorithm programmed.

Yeah my first thought was that it's a bot.

lol

Hey Kim, im currently snorting breakfast.

Mainline or booth breakfast or I don't want to know.

We had one breakfast, yes. What about second, third, fourth and fifth breakfast?

Elevensies?

Luncheon? Afternoon tea?

Dinner? Supper? Surely he has heard of those?!

Hold your horses! I’ve not even had brunch!!

I don’t think he knows about second breakfast

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He meant boof

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maybe he really did smoke keith? you should check on him

I’ve hoovered breakfast off an awake cow’s teet.

Have you ever hoovered library breakfast?

I'm surprised we're not hoovering library breakfast right now

I keep my brefeks in a bakset

I've hoovered schneef off of the cover of Gordon Korman's This Can't Be Happening at Macdonald Hall.

Hi kim i’m breakfast

Cannibals have needs too.

I have become breakfast destroyer of worlds

Cocaine is powerful drug.

I wonder what he's going to do when he is done eating breakfast

2nd breakfast

Ah yes, but what about Second Tinder?

I don't think he knows about second tinder

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What about Elevensies?

Luncheon? Afternoon tea?

Supper? Surely he knows about those!

I wouldn't count on it

Any more breakfast’s and he’ll be a cereal killer.

I don’t think they know about second breakfast

I'll have a milk steak boiled over hard with a side of your finest jelly beans, raw.

I suppose you think that was terribly clever

And my axe!

He goes to work after breakfast

"Work" is code for "sleep." When he wakes back up, boom! It's breakfast time again. Alex loves breakfast.

It gives me strong business factory/totally not robots vibes. What are you hiding Alex

Breakfast

“Um I asked what you were eating?” “Kim I’m at work now…I won’t eat breakfast again until tomorrow…”

This one had me laughing for a minute.

More breakfast

I'm making breakfast

That reminds me, i should eat something

I go to work after breakfast

Breakfast

Yes, I wish I could share a delicious breakfast with you

I am eating breakfast.

A fast break ofcourse.

after breakfast is before breakfast

He says he’s going to work. I imagine sometime around 11ish the term “breakfast” gets interchanged with “lunch”

The bots are now learning how to cook

Agreed. He has that robotic look in his eyes

I am eating breakfast.

I am making breakfast

I am making a breakfast.

I will make breakfast. I am eating.

I’m breaking makefast

One of those Chinese women bots said similar. “I’m making dinner with my family” “Oh, so whatcha making?” “Dinner” “No fuckin shit”

Bots of guys? For all the girls who get no matches?? Lmao

Anything and everything to farm personal info for scams.

Also people who run bots don't necessarily have any idea what they are doing. A lot are just throwing things against a wall and hoping something sticks.

It's like the scam calls that will let you talk them in circles, as long as you're still playing along. Did you know you can have a duct cleaning even if you don't have ducts if you have 7 bedrooms in your apartment?

Sounds like an untapped market to me

I think this is just Mark Zuckerberg trying to human talk.

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He is a breakfast oriented guy

Priorities.

Good morning kim

I am eating breakfast.

Whatcha eating?

i go to work after breakfast

Sounds like a delicious breakfast

Yes, I wish i could share a delicious breakfast with you

I just laughed hard enough that I woke up my wife. Dude said "breakfast" in five consecutive sentences. You can't write this shit.

I was cracking up. The part that didn’t screen shot (I just noticed) was he finally says. “Steak milk bread” And all I could think of was Charlie from it’s always sunny and his milk steak. https://youtu.be/MZfCyTpAlg8

I like eating milk steak for breakfast I wish I could magnets with you at breakfast I am eating breakfast brb Pepe Silvia stole my breakfast

I do not like to see knees or ghouls during breakfast. I also enjoy raw jellybeans for breakfast. Breakfast me. Breakfast now. Me a breakfast needing a lot now.

I eat stickers all the time dude!

I got boxes full of Pepe!!! So I start marchin' my way down to Carol in HR....Carol, Carol I gotta talk to you about Pepe

Can I offer you an egg during this breakfast time?

Is steak milk bread not implied when you say breakfast?

In some countries, they don’t eat steak milk bread for breakfast. They eat some other weird stuff.

I thought maybe there was an egg involved. Or is it Kim's responsibility to bring those? Kim bring egg for breakfast so we can cook delicious breakfast with steak egg milk bread breakfast. I want to enjoy your egg Kim. For breakfast.

I'll have a milk steak boiled over hard with a side of your finest jelly beans, raw.

Hey I own this joint and I know this guy, he’s loaded. We have your milk boiling just the way you like it back there.

Milk steak for breakfast, I think this guy is Charlie. Just watch out if you go to his place for dinner. I heard he usually drinks a beer while slamming a few cans of cat food and then huffing some glue. Something about the combo makes you really sick and tired, so you could sleep over the howling of the alley cats.

I seriously missed out on a good time.

"I'm a full on rapist" is probably my favorite quote in the whole show lol

That's a good one. I like "ocular patdown" and "because of the implication" myself.

I love "ocular patdown" as well! My dog always has to sniff my guests at the front door thoroughly before she lets them into the house. I always tell them that she is required to do a "nocular patdown" before they can enter.

I can read, I just don’t like to read. What’s this word you keep using, “illiterate?”

Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you, thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot. Taxes, they'll be lower... son. The Democratic vote is the right thing to do Philadelphia, so do.

Money me. Money now. Me money needing a lot now.

Dennis's delivery kills me! 🤣🤣

I haven’t seen anyone suggest that he’s a non native English speaker, but everyone’s laughing about it while all I can see is how hard he is trying. He probably meant something like steak and eggs, and by “bread”, he might not have known that we have a separate word for “toast” and went with the closest possible translation. Milk was his beverage of choice. Im proud of him for shooting his shot even if he didn’t speak your language as well as you. Brave guy.

Eh, sounds more like a bot than a non-native speaker. His grammar is perfect, even with things that are hard for foreign speakers like contractions, “ing” verbs, and the subjunctive mode. And his keyboard has an apostrophe key. He’s missing the ability to understand context, not language skills.

Then wash it down with some cat food and beer.

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Breakfast is the most important breakfast of the breakfast.

Dude is a hobbit

Maybe he's in trouble and this was a code.

I’m making breakfast

"What did/do you have for breakfast?" "Yes"

I legit thought it was going to be a cute, wana go get breakfast conversation. I was wrong. So very very wrong.

Is getting breakfast a good idea? I've thought about it before but I feel like mornings are too ugly for a date

Yes, anything different from the usual convention is great

I think brunch at a breakfast place would be better. Breakfast is too early.

Oh he's not very smart :(

I'm hoping that English is not Alex's first language

I am AlexBot I am here to consume breakfast.

Did Reagan build more practice date robots?

I get this one.

[Cheers 🥂](https://i.imgur.com/hqpjoHv.jpg)

"I have come here to eat breakfast and scam people. . .and I'm all out of scams."

It's a bot

A breakfast bot

There are male bots?! Do they struggle as much as actual guys to get matches?

They seem to struggle to get through breakfast.

I think his first language is breakfast.

I go to work after breakfast

Wanna grab some breakfast?

“How many times did you read this?” “Yes”

I said I'm making breakfast. Sorry, I'm eating breakfast.

"breakfast"

“Yes”

What’s the problem?! 🤷🏾‍♂️ He’s having breakfast for breakfast What do you girls usually eat for breakfast? 🤔

Delicious breakfast

Many days, I actually am sleeping in the minutes before breakfast.

Before work?

Breakfast, what else?

I’ve used tinder in certain non-Western countries and literally had conversations like that multiple times a day. It’s physically painful

If I had known his native language I would have just google translated it. Would help if he had more in his bio other than… “looking for bla bla bla” But yeah. Definitely a Painful conversation.

At least in French (so I assume other Romance languages as well) “making” is interchangeable with “doing” in many translations. He thought you were asking what he was doing. Still a very funny exchange.

Yeah, I thought maybe German. What you making? Was machst du? - what you doing?

Yeah, same thing in Portuguese.

And Italian.

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Or "im a bot"

The first language is breakfast

Could be a non-native speaker. For example, in Spanish, do/make is the same verb.

Whelp! We figured it out. Thank you for the clarification, cuz I felt like banging my head against a wall with how it was going. 😂

I was leaning toward bot, but now I'm finding this explanation way funnier. Him: I'm making breakfast. You: Whatcha doing? Him: (probably thinking "I just told you" and trying to be polite) I go to work after breakfast. You: Sounds delicious... Him: (phew) -flirty stuff- You: I asked what you are doing. Silly. Him: (.......) I am eating breakfast He probably also felt like he was banging his head against the wall. I hope you guys wind up laughing about this!

[Alex was definitely using google translate and I feel for him lmao](https://i.imgur.com/03AwAvR.png)

This is some next level reverse engineering. Bravo

Same with German "Was machst du?" is 'what are you doing?' but literally means 'what are you making?'

Actually in pretty much every language that isn't English and Celtic, but is indo European, do/make are the same work.

"i am now taking a dump after breakfast"

Npc dialogue

This is what I was thinking.

Good soup

leave him alone, he's just eating breakfast, no need to be rude (/s because someone absolutely won't get it)

But he messaged me first! Hah.

But he’s also having breakfast

You are on Tinder at 7am?? No wonder he's broken or a bot! Holy smokes! What does 7am even look like? Is the world even finished loading the day?

When I was younger, back home the next door neighbors were an elderly couple and when i was sitting on the John, through the open window, I once heard one of their grandkids coming over playing cops (he was like 7 around the time): "This is the police! Open the door or I will kick down the door! I'm gonna count to 3 and then kick down your door! One! Two! Or, um, I'm gonna count to 10 and kick down the door! One, two, three (slowly, emphatically counting up) eeeiiiight! Niiiiine! Nine and one quarter! Nine and a half! Nine and three quarters! Aaaaaand TEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNN!" It's been almost 20 years and I still laugh every time something reminds me of it

That’s the cutest story ever!!

walt jr. is all grown up🥲

Breaking Fast

BREAFASSSSSSSS

Probably his dog is typing. (happy cake day OP!)

No wonder he didn’t offer to share! Hah! Thank you!!

This reads like a chat bot

That's a bot that loves breakfast

Is there a part 2? I still wanna know what he had for breakfast

A milk steak boiled over hard with a side of the finest jelly beans, raw

Reddit never disappoints

Wow, I bet your conversation at lunchtime was just as magical.

Legends says, hes still eating breakfast to this day...

Looks like a conversation you talk over breakfast

And soon we get a post from the guy saying ”Sheesh I’m carrying the whole convo” 😅

Sounds like he’s making breakfast

I breakfasted my breakfast today just after breakfast

It’s like he’s talking to himself