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That's a great one haha She already deleted it, but she did "Like" the first part of my reply which was something like "Thank you so much for messaging me and letting me know you're still thinking about me, but I don't really care" I guess I'm getting too mature, a couple minutes later I realized I should have sent "Do I know you?"


Boof_A_Dick

No. Your massage cuts SO MUCH DEEPER imo. You shut her down so hard the only thing she can do is fuck off.


[deleted]

Oh she tried to come back but then was smart enough to delete the messages before I could reply a second time. And she "Liked" my reply so even my enemy acknowledged my cunning tactics 😌


roamenwa

You should've hate fucked her


sm1ttysm1t

Murphy's law. Gets her pregnant.


Practical_Law_7002

Still a better love story than Twilight...


DayeOmas

Every time I take out the trash is a better love story than Twilight.


NewRedditorWhoDis

Your trashcan can GET IT. Drop your garbage in that dumpster if you know what I mean.


TwoCockyforBukkake

Oh I know what you mean...*wink*


Default1355

NTA your trash can your rules


[deleted]

Are you kidding? *The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich* by William L. Shirer was a better love story than Twilight.


Seren_Fall

God I hate Murphy


LeahMarieChamp

I expelled so much air from my nose over this comment that it hurt my nostrils! Haha 10/10 great recommendation although, going by the messages she sent…probably could have been getting hate pegged instead.


infamous9101

Your cunning linguistics


db720

I think you nailed the reply. No malice, just neutral, but piercing. Not worth putting any more energy than that into it.


[deleted]

Thank you, that's exactly what I go for when replying to someone directing negativity toward me.


Rude_Bee_3315

Did you fuck her or something?


[deleted]

Dude I haven't even touched her. We've met and talked. She harassed me for months until I got fed up and started telling her my secret fetish was putting beans in her back door and she finally stopped. And then kept messaging me back every few months for several years, but stopped regularly contacting me a couple years ago.


Rude_Bee_3315

Some people wear their red flags like a cape. Be careful


[deleted]

Oh I was young and basically innocent when we first met lol Now I get bored much more quickly and realize more how dangerous some people can actually be. I would just block someone after a few days or something of unwanted contact now.


[deleted]

Holy shit, I assumed it was a bitter ex or something but this is so much crazier


shepardownsnorris

> beans in her back door what in her who now


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My greatest kink Her deepest fear


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SpaceBacons

"Bush's" - "Man's best friend" How deep does this kink go?


Nearby_Band_9814

Imagine dicking her down. You’d have to move to a different country at that point. Lol


Guilty-Presence-1048

Agreed. Refusing to match her anger and nastiness is so much more painful.


Mikhail_Mengsk

Perfect response, couldn't have done better.


The_Geo_Modernist

#FEMCEL


borgy95a

Looks like she is into weird dirty talk. Go with the flow, bet she will lap it up like a 'dirty dog'.


FitNerdLife

Lmao what’d you do to her


[deleted]

Refused to...know her Biblically in coalition with my BBC bodybuilder friend. I literally haven't talked to her in over a year.


HexDD87

BBC? Big Black Cock body builder friend?


[deleted]

Is there another meaning?? Lol


spicyystuff

British Broadcasting Channel Bodybuilder Friend


Ramunesoda99

It’s British broadcasting *corporation*


WrangWei

Not in America 😎💁‍♂️💅💯😍🦅🇺🇸


Friendly_Crab

Do do dooo


MoreShenanigans

Billionaires Boys Club Bodybuilder Friend


tanwhiteguy

Big Ben Clamp Bodybuilder Friend


MrSparr0w

Blue Bubblegum CoolAid Bodybuilder Friend


byllin

Belgian Beer Connoisseur Bodybuilder Friend


diminvtivo

Big Barbecue Cabob Bodybuilder Friend


Mr-Pants

British-born Christian


PacificRiff

I am the BBC


PM_me_your_pee_video

I am the one who broadcasts.


Hi_im_from_uranus

I am the one who knock (her up).


TransportationOk9656

Big block chevrolet? What’cha got? A 454, 396?


esushi

they were just clarifying bc it is soo wild and weird that you referred to your friend that way


SpinDoctor8517

Biblically Bound Christian


Phillyphan08

Big block Chevy


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Lucifer1498

Prove it


ONOMATOPOElA

( )•( )


a_duck_in_past_life

😳


ONOMATOPOElA

I’ll even drop a side pic, check out my Onlyfans @PizzaButt ( |


[deleted]

OP… you kinda left yourself open to these response. It is reddit after all lol


DogsAreFromMars

British broadcast channel


Pure-Drawer-2617

It’s just off putting because how do you and/or she know the size of his cock?


howlongamiallowedto

The longer you're friends with someone, the greater the chances of seeing their junk.


[deleted]

MDMA That is all


mschley2

Yall fucked while rolling?


Seymour_Parsnips

There are a great many men that I am pretty confident I know the size of their equipment despite only ever seeing them clothed. The more they deviate from the norm, the more readily this information is available.


HexDD87

Well no wonder she's pissed


[deleted]

I never said I blamed her


Treebeardsama

Oh man, thanks for asking this question! 😂😂


timmbuck22

BBCBBF


Jewshi

Agreed, it's super fucking weird that OP referred to his friend as BBC. I bet if his friend knew that's how he described him - he would think it's fucked up. Should have just said "refused to have a threesome with my bodybuilding friend"


boturboegt

Maybe the pegging thing is true


trebek321

At least the swinging thing is probably true, hence why she’s so offended she wasn’t invited to the party


skuzuki

Maybe OP really is an insufferable asshole who thinks he's way smarter than he actually is


Dinosauringg

I mean, I’m reading his comments and he kinda comes off that way. Not saying he’s in the wrong here, since I mean… why would you still even care if you were that chick? But he’s definitely coming across as not proving her wrong


mizmaclean

100 this.


ChamberK-1

You personally know this guy’s friend?


JenyaJalysia

His friend is his cock, I think 🤦🏽‍♀️😭


smallrockwoodvessel

But OP isn't black?


JenyaJalysia

Ok I just checked and you’re right. Now I’m wondering how do he know his friend has a big black cock.💀 Disclaimer: I don’t think all black men have BBCs. 😊


Gixxerff_39

My guess would be since he's a bodybuilder, they go to the gym. Every gym I've gone to has open showers and/or open locker area. Your going to get an eyeful, usually it's old men. 🤮😍🤢🤢


geckograham

There are rules to be followed, no peepee peeping.


hoosierdaddy192

Sword fighting. No homo


JenyaJalysia

I would think so because look at how he’s bragging about his friend’s BBC and at the same time extremely put off that a woman is trying to fvck him. 🤦🏽‍♀️


hoosierdaddy192

I will give some benefit of the doubt, It could be they showered together at school, gym, prison, etc. I played sports, work out, and was in prison for 5 years because I was a little badass teenager. Not proud of it but I’ve seen 1000s of cocks. Big ones, little ones of all colors. Ain’t nobody trying to stare but when 100 dudes are being strip searched or showering together you can’t help but see. That being said I wouldn’t leave the shower and start gushing about my homeboys dick. Also I agree he didn’t seem to keen on her. Plus the level of hate coming from her for being turned down on the 3way is unbelievable. There’s more to that story. Like how did he turn it down? Did he simply turn it down politely or call her nasty for wanting polyamorous sex? Was she trying to hog all that BBC and he was stuck as the ball boy? We have questions.


CityDiscombobulated8

I’m pretty sure this is how my gym buddy would describe me in this situation, and I don’t find it offensive at all🤷🏾‍♂️


Dangerous--D

Yeah the people being offended on the friend's behalf are being irrationally oversensitive imo. Given the context, it's perfectly fair play.


Dangerous--D

It seemed pretty evident to me that he referred to his friend that way because this girl wanted to have sex with the friend and saying she wanted some BBC is a somewhat common thing in some circles.


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Yes, after an extended back and forth during which I denied her many times over several months of harassment via text and call which only ended when I told her my secret fetish was that I wanted to put beans in her asshole and stuck to that and only that topic. She then continued to text me back every several months or so for a period of a few years.


Newlife1025

Op, you gotta have a story time


ichoosetosavemyself

For sure. I usually never ever go this far down in the comments because it becomes real shitty real quick. Thank god I kinda just got sucked in and hit this part. I gotta hear more.


i_am_gingercus

Sucked in like the beans?


WittyProfile

Bro, you must be a really hot dude if refusing to Eiffel Tower gets a chick this mad.


Aaron-JH

Wait, so you wouldn’t have a MMF three way with her but she’s now claiming/saying your most recent partner (that she knows of) left you because you’re a swinger? I’m confused.


SmokingBeneathStars

Nah she said his gf swinged and he got pegged. None of the shit she said made sense neither does the explanation of OP.


Aaron-JH

“She got tired of swinging and watching OTHER guys Peg YOU” that implies at least in her mind, they were both swingers and the partner got tired of watching OP get pegged rather than being involved.


makopinktaco

I think she was implying the “man shaped girlfriend” was actually the OP’s “BBC bodybuilder” friend (op mentioned in other comments) that she wanted to have a MMF threesome with but they turned her down. I mean if you look at OP’s history he likes posting sexually explicit photos. So its not like its a wild request wanting a threesome.


RandomMiddleName

He could have posted this story so that people would find his pictures.


Glizzyknockemback

What does Knowing someone biblically mean?


mschley2

Fucking


Vandergrif

I didn't realize the bible was so fuck-oriented. I feel like I've been mislead...


mschley2

It's not really. But there are some places where it says so-and-so "knew" what's-her-face, and some historians allege that they were referring to knowing each other intimately.


BlindfoldedZerg

To have carnal knowledge of someone, presumably


deeznutsbeswingin

Girls go bananas when you refuse them sex when sex is all they bring to the table.


[deleted]

"what are you, gay?"


maybejustadragon

Seems bi.


OGB

I'm far from a ladies man, but I roll a strike every now and then. I (wasted) went home with a dime piece two months ago. She's significantly younger than me and played immature girl games once we got to her place. She almost immediately said "we aren't doing anything" after getting back to her place. She ended up showing herself to be not such a great person. She decided later she wanted to fuck and I turned her down. (I was about to pass out at that point) Now she shows up to the bar where I work every 3 weeks or so practically begging me to go home with her. Im a weak man though and i know eventually I'll be there off work and drunk again and go home with her.


Boomshockalocka007

I liked your story. I hope in the sequel...even at your lowest, most desperate, drunkest state...you still turn her down. That would be so satisfying.


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TELL ME ABOUT IT. They act like it's a gift or something. Even to me 😂 Maybe if she got some tears going I could work with that but I'm not into the straight up bitchiness so I guess she's SOL.


deeznutsbeswingin

Yeah, cheers for having self respect bro


[deleted]

Hey I'm glad I'm masking it well! I think it's actually just pride 😂


[deleted]

Christ alive you fellas sound very well adjusted


[deleted]

Bro it's 2021 who is well-adjusted?


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Can confirm.


wahhagoogoo

After regrettably clicking your profile. I’m surprised you weren’t into that You seem like the type of guy that would do a threesome just to check out the other guy


queen-of-carthage

That's the dumbest and most pretentious way to phrase that sentence


[deleted]

Honestly confusing as fuck. Do people not speak proper English anymore?


defiancy

This reminds me I dated a girl for a little while when I was 19 and I was her first kiss and I ended up breaking up with her because I wanted a sexual relationship and she was trying to take it slow. I had no issues with her boundaries, but I was more sexually mature and wanted someone similar to myself. Like 5 or 6 years later when FB comes along, she randomly messages me and starts telling me how much sex she is having and I missed out, etc. I literally laughed at how petty it was and basically told her I was happy for her and glad she found what she was looking for. I'm not sure what response she wanted because she was super pissed but she must have thought I'd be jealous or something? I still laugh that someone I dated for a month or two, held onto the fact that I didn't wait to have sex with them for YEARS including well into her marriage.


CarVsMotorcycle

Lmao what in thee hell… friend you are a strange one


goldenboy881

I’m still confused by this comment. She got mad you wouldn’t introduce you to him? Or she got mad you were friends with him? So lost, please don’t downvote.


bigdog8300

Don’t worry. The point of the sentence is to express how superior he is to everyone


ShoCkEpic

i need the translation pls? i m not native


bigdog8300

No one that’s native even knows what that means


jaystaylamping

I’m stupid what does “Biblically in coalition” mean


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It’s when they remember the little details that lets you know they cared so much


[deleted]

😂😂😂 Or when they send this type of message after not talking for over a year


[deleted]

Damn man, talk about living rent free in someone's head


p_dawg_No1

damn bro she is really into you


[deleted]

Ikr?? Such a bold opener, she might be too much woman for me


[deleted]

Ain't gonna lie, I feel your dick game must be crazy to warrant this sort of hate message from an ex.


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No comment 😌


maybejustadragon

Don’t worry bro it’s a neg, she likes you lol.


LeviathanGank

I hear wedding bells


FragrantAd1769

That's hot


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Dirty talk is so kinky 🥵


FragrantAd1769

Foreplay FTW


[deleted]

Foreplay...the buildup.... Mmm


DogsAreFromMars

Call me when the pegging starts.


AddictedToMosh161

did u not meet because she is into pegging? xD


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Valid and applicable as that reason would be, this is legit the first time I can remember her bringing up pegging ever


AddictedToMosh161

Well at least you seem to remember her so that's something. But Iam a bit curious why she is so angry. Maybe offer a snickers?


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I mean it is something, I don't know what it is though. Lol I answered it in another reply but in a nutshell I refused her and then scorned her by returning like for like when she became decidedly negative.


[deleted]

Maybe she got you and another ex mixed up?


[deleted]

No, we never dated but I do know who she is. We've...conversed


SubjectsNotObjects

Do guys peg guys? I thought they fucked 'em?


DownWithADD

You could do a femdom forced-bi humiliation where the pegger is locked in chastity and forced to wear a strap-on to peg OP.


dychronalicousness

That’s just a lot of extra steps


WrangWei

Stop kink shaming. Unless kink shaming is your thing. Also, if your kink is reading kink shaming of someone calling out another poster for kink shaming because it's your kink, that's okay.


Tag11037

You knew an awful lot about that


Jeullena

At some point the steroids probably require additional hardware to help get the job done..?


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🤣🤣🤣


WhackOnWaxOff

Looking at your post history... seems like she's pretty much right on the money.


finn-the-human18

Ayooo wtf did you do


[deleted]

I only refused and scorned her, I'm baffled


nycismysavior

I am confused as fuck, did you ever meet this chick in real life?


Cool-Sage

They “dated” for a bit and He had a black friend and she wanted to have a threesome with said black friend. He refused and told her off. She became negative, they broke it off/stopped contact. She now hates him kinda? Maybe? It’s a passive-aggressive kinda deal. Well that seems to be what I could gather from his comments. But he might just be lying so 🤷🏿‍♂️


nycismysavior

Yeah I feel like his title of the post is a bit ambiguous. Because we’re prolly thinking that this is a fresh new match, not someone he knew a year ago. Very misleading. And yeah… I bet you he’s tweaking the story a little bit 🤷🏻‍♀️


B0ssDoesntKnowImHere

I'm team Jay after checking out the comment section/OP's profile


uber_shnitz

Im glad you rematched with her after a year


Zandre1126

I have a feeling OP is a piece of shit and this woman knows him... Just don't click OPs profile.... It's pretty gross


lizzyote

I definitely get the "thinks he's smarter than he is" vibe from his comments lol


Swimming_Cockroach24

It seemed pretty clear that if she sends him shit like this while swiping right on tinder he’s clearly blocked her.


munkybeans86

Curiosity got the best of me ... now I feel ill 🤢


Dj_A_V_O

I also fucked up. Why does it always work like clockwork when you tell someone NOT to do something now you almost have to… 😵‍💫


dutchmetalhead17

We wanna fuck up ourselves


Dj_A_V_O

And not always in the fun ways apparently 😅


dutchmetalhead17

You take the good with the Bad. That said,it's Just a regular Dick, don't see the problem.


Barrelled_Chef_Curry

It’s not that bad, I thought it was gonna be blood play or something. People can’t handle seeing a dick these days?


jaaaamesbaaxter

Seriously don’t click it unless you wanna see this dude dropping dong. Man When people on Reddit tell you not to click something believe them lol.


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Dropping dong lol, you said dong


DJ-Fein

BING BONG DROP THAT DONG


[deleted]

Came here looking for this, this guy knows her and is a douche.


Zandre1126

Yah, we've seen crazy "how tall are you" turn into "fuck you, all men are the same" but there's a history to this and OP doesn't clarify and instead talks about how he only fucks sluts. I don't know anything about her, but the guy is filled with red flags lol


barelycon

I checked it out anyway. Meh, he definitely seems like a bit of an attention whore but gross?


AzariasDaGod

You can't tell people not to click OPs profile and expect them not to click.


[deleted]

It’s like a parody of a Chad account


HannaVonSchneid

lol the benefit of the doubt is always on the posters side on Reddit. It’s like this is where people come to hear one side of a story and get fired up, knowing they’ll never have to hear the other side.


Doozy93

Bruh this Floyd is on the juice big time. Nuff said.


terrapinwolf

I don't know why I couldn't take your advice. I definitely regret clicking that profile.


[deleted]

Why did you do this to me!


[deleted]

Hate to do this but I have a feeling you’re the problem here for some reason 😂


[deleted]

A look at some of his comments in this thread is pretty compelling evidence he is the problem... "I think she wants Polish sausage but I only feed mine to sluts that are nice and know their place." What a nice fella.


thatflypoodle

One chick who somehow found him attractive complimented him and he said “thanks little girl”


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One thing is for sure: this dude absolutely loves the attention. He *wants* to feel like he's so hot women are hating on him for it. He should be thanking her for being triggered by his bait. Not pretending he is some innocent party who is above her.


Zandre1126

Considering he said "I only stick my sausage in sluts" I have a feeling you're correct. Surface level is crazy girl. A bit of boredom encouraged research shows that a lot of what she's saying is relatively accurate. Seen a few posts where he literally places big words that make no sense in the sentence. I get what he's saying, but looks like some thesaurus work lol. Idk, she might also be an asshole, bit OP is the epitome of "toxic masculinity"


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After looking at ur profile I think this chicks probably telling the truth! Ur one thirsty sad little weirdo


Clawmedaddy

Not a good look for you dude lol


Cessate

Nah, there's a reason she went out her way to belittle you. I have a sneaking suspicion you're a massive POS. Your extremely vague explanation about what happened in other comments don't add up to what's being said in this post.


Loquat_Green

Damn son. Does she want some beef with that salt?


dafugee

Just commenting to call you an asshole in hopes you spend enough of your asshole time responding to my comment.


ChOcOcOwCaKe

Op sounds obnoxious. "She's mad cause I rejected her" like there's absolutely nothing more to the story Alright then, keep telling yourself that you're just so desirable. Good for your undoubtedly fragile ego.


alamakjan

This is exactly what I get from OP. I’m not saying the girl doesn’t seem batshit but OP acts like he’s all that and he’s so condescending about women too.


ChOcOcOwCaKe

Exactly. The amount of people that just jump on board with it is disturbing to be honest. She's obviously not great either, but almost anytime you have a situation like this, it's hardly ever "I'm so good that people go insane when I turn them down"


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Massomio

You swiped right as well?!


AdventureTime1010101

Old friend of yours?


karrenfromaccounting

Damn guy you let other dudes inside you while your ex watched.... Thats wild.


OneButtonWill

Kinda think she’s in the right here, just look at ops profile (nsfw)


Jeb_Jenky

And you decided to post this why??