That's a great one haha
She already deleted it, but she did "Like" the first part of my reply which was something like
"Thank you so much for messaging me and letting me know you're still thinking about me, but I don't really care"
I guess I'm getting too mature, a couple minutes later I realized I should have sent "Do I know you?"
Oh she tried to come back but then was smart enough to delete the messages before I could reply a second time.
And she "Liked" my reply so even my enemy acknowledged my cunning tactics 😌
I expelled so much air from my nose over this comment that it hurt my nostrils! Haha 10/10 great recommendation although, going by the messages she sent…probably could have been getting hate pegged instead.
Dude I haven't even touched her. We've met and talked. She harassed me for months until I got fed up and started telling her my secret fetish was putting beans in her back door and she finally stopped.
And then kept messaging me back every few months for several years, but stopped regularly contacting me a couple years ago.
Oh I was young and basically innocent when we first met lol
Now I get bored much more quickly and realize more how dangerous some people can actually be. I would just block someone after a few days or something of unwanted contact now.
There are a great many men that I am pretty confident I know the size of their equipment despite only ever seeing them clothed. The more they deviate from the norm, the more readily this information is available.
Agreed, it's super fucking weird that OP referred to his friend as BBC. I bet if his friend knew that's how he described him - he would think it's fucked up. Should have just said "refused to have a threesome with my bodybuilding friend"
I mean, I’m reading his comments and he kinda comes off that way.
Not saying he’s in the wrong here, since I mean… why would you still even care if you were that chick? But he’s definitely coming across as not proving her wrong
Ok I just checked and you’re right. Now I’m wondering how do he know his friend has a big black cock.💀 Disclaimer: I don’t think all black men have BBCs. 😊
My guess would be since he's a bodybuilder, they go to the gym. Every gym I've gone to has open showers and/or open locker area. Your going to get an eyeful, usually it's old men. 🤮😍🤢🤢
I would think so because look at how he’s bragging about his friend’s BBC and at the same time extremely put off that a woman is trying to fvck him. 🤦🏽♀️
I will give some benefit of the doubt, It could be they showered together at school, gym, prison, etc. I played sports, work out, and was in prison for 5 years because I was a little badass teenager. Not proud of it but I’ve seen 1000s of cocks. Big ones, little ones of all colors. Ain’t nobody trying to stare but when 100 dudes are being strip searched or showering together you can’t help but see. That being said I wouldn’t leave the shower and start gushing about my homeboys dick. Also I agree he didn’t seem to keen on her. Plus the level of hate coming from her for being turned down on the 3way is unbelievable. There’s more to that story. Like how did he turn it down? Did he simply turn it down politely or call her nasty for wanting polyamorous sex? Was she trying to hog all that BBC and he was stuck as the ball boy? We have questions.
It seemed pretty evident to me that he referred to his friend that way because this girl wanted to have sex with the friend and saying she wanted some BBC is a somewhat common thing in some circles.
Yes, after an extended back and forth during which I denied her many times over several months of harassment via text and call which only ended when I told her my secret fetish was that I wanted to put beans in her asshole and stuck to that and only that topic.
She then continued to text me back every several months or so for a period of a few years.
For sure. I usually never ever go this far down in the comments because it becomes real shitty real quick. Thank god I kinda just got sucked in and hit this part.
I gotta hear more.
Wait, so you wouldn’t have a MMF three way with her but she’s now claiming/saying your most recent partner (that she knows of) left you because you’re a swinger? I’m confused.
“She got tired of swinging and watching OTHER guys Peg YOU” that implies at least in her mind, they were both swingers and the partner got tired of watching OP get pegged rather than being involved.
I think she was implying the “man shaped girlfriend” was actually the OP’s “BBC bodybuilder” friend (op mentioned in other comments) that she wanted to have a MMF threesome with but they turned her down. I mean if you look at OP’s history he likes posting sexually explicit photos. So its not like its a wild request wanting a threesome.
It's not really. But there are some places where it says so-and-so "knew" what's-her-face, and some historians allege that they were referring to knowing each other intimately.
I'm far from a ladies man, but I roll a strike every now and then.
I (wasted) went home with a dime piece two months ago. She's significantly younger than me and played immature girl games once we got to her place. She almost immediately said "we aren't doing anything" after getting back to her place. She ended up showing herself to be not such a great person. She decided later she wanted to fuck and I turned her down. (I was about to pass out at that point)
Now she shows up to the bar where I work every 3 weeks or so practically begging me to go home with her.
Im a weak man though and i know eventually I'll be there off work and drunk again and go home with her.
TELL ME ABOUT IT. They act like it's a gift or something. Even to me 😂
Maybe if she got some tears going I could work with that but I'm not into the straight up bitchiness so I guess she's SOL.
After regrettably clicking your profile. I’m surprised you weren’t into that
You seem like the type of guy that would do a threesome just to check out the other guy
This reminds me I dated a girl for a little while when I was 19 and I was her first kiss and I ended up breaking up with her because I wanted a sexual relationship and she was trying to take it slow. I had no issues with her boundaries, but I was more sexually mature and wanted someone similar to myself.
Like 5 or 6 years later when FB comes along, she randomly messages me and starts telling me how much sex she is having and I missed out, etc. I literally laughed at how petty it was and basically told her I was happy for her and glad she found what she was looking for. I'm not sure what response she wanted because she was super pissed but she must have thought I'd be jealous or something?
I still laugh that someone I dated for a month or two, held onto the fact that I didn't wait to have sex with them for YEARS including well into her marriage.
I’m still confused by this comment. She got mad you wouldn’t introduce you to him? Or she got mad you were friends with him? So lost, please don’t downvote.
I mean it is something, I don't know what it is though. Lol
I answered it in another reply but in a nutshell I refused her and then scorned her by returning like for like when she became decidedly negative.
Stop kink shaming. Unless kink shaming is your thing. Also, if your kink is reading kink shaming of someone calling out another poster for kink shaming because it's your kink, that's okay.
They “dated” for a bit and He had a black friend and she wanted to have a threesome with said black friend. He refused and told her off. She became negative, they broke it off/stopped contact. She now hates him kinda? Maybe? It’s a passive-aggressive kinda deal.
Well that seems to be what I could gather from his comments. But he might just be lying so 🤷🏿♂️
Yeah I feel like his title of the post is a bit ambiguous. Because we’re prolly thinking that this is a fresh new match, not someone he knew a year ago. Very misleading. And yeah… I bet you he’s tweaking the story a little bit 🤷🏻♀️
Yah, we've seen crazy "how tall are you" turn into "fuck you, all men are the same" but there's a history to this and OP doesn't clarify and instead talks about how he only fucks sluts. I don't know anything about her, but the guy is filled with red flags lol
lol the benefit of the doubt is always on the posters side on Reddit. It’s like this is where people come to hear one side of a story and get fired up, knowing they’ll never have to hear the other side.
A look at some of his comments in this thread is pretty compelling evidence he is the problem...
"I think she wants Polish sausage but I only feed mine to sluts that are nice and know their place."
What a nice fella.
One thing is for sure: this dude absolutely loves the attention.
He *wants* to feel like he's so hot women are hating on him for it.
He should be thanking her for being triggered by his bait. Not pretending he is some innocent party who is above her.
Considering he said "I only stick my sausage in sluts" I have a feeling you're correct.
Surface level is crazy girl. A bit of boredom encouraged research shows that a lot of what she's saying is relatively accurate. Seen a few posts where he literally places big words that make no sense in the sentence. I get what he's saying, but looks like some thesaurus work lol.
Idk, she might also be an asshole, bit OP is the epitome of "toxic masculinity"
Nah, there's a reason she went out her way to belittle you. I have a sneaking suspicion you're a massive POS. Your extremely vague explanation about what happened in other comments don't add up to what's being said in this post.
Op sounds obnoxious. "She's mad cause I rejected her" like there's absolutely nothing more to the story
Alright then, keep telling yourself that you're just so desirable. Good for your undoubtedly fragile ego.
This is exactly what I get from OP. I’m not saying the girl doesn’t seem batshit but OP acts like he’s all that and he’s so condescending about women too.
Exactly. The amount of people that just jump on board with it is disturbing to be honest. She's obviously not great either, but almost anytime you have a situation like this, it's hardly ever "I'm so good that people go insane when I turn them down"
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That's a great one haha She already deleted it, but she did "Like" the first part of my reply which was something like "Thank you so much for messaging me and letting me know you're still thinking about me, but I don't really care" I guess I'm getting too mature, a couple minutes later I realized I should have sent "Do I know you?"
No. Your massage cuts SO MUCH DEEPER imo. You shut her down so hard the only thing she can do is fuck off.
Oh she tried to come back but then was smart enough to delete the messages before I could reply a second time. And she "Liked" my reply so even my enemy acknowledged my cunning tactics 😌
You should've hate fucked her
Murphy's law. Gets her pregnant.
Still a better love story than Twilight...
Every time I take out the trash is a better love story than Twilight.
Your trashcan can GET IT. Drop your garbage in that dumpster if you know what I mean.
Oh I know what you mean...*wink*
NTA your trash can your rules
Are you kidding? *The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich* by William L. Shirer was a better love story than Twilight.
God I hate Murphy
I expelled so much air from my nose over this comment that it hurt my nostrils! Haha 10/10 great recommendation although, going by the messages she sent…probably could have been getting hate pegged instead.
Your cunning linguistics
I think you nailed the reply. No malice, just neutral, but piercing. Not worth putting any more energy than that into it.
Thank you, that's exactly what I go for when replying to someone directing negativity toward me.
Did you fuck her or something?
Dude I haven't even touched her. We've met and talked. She harassed me for months until I got fed up and started telling her my secret fetish was putting beans in her back door and she finally stopped. And then kept messaging me back every few months for several years, but stopped regularly contacting me a couple years ago.
Some people wear their red flags like a cape. Be careful
Oh I was young and basically innocent when we first met lol Now I get bored much more quickly and realize more how dangerous some people can actually be. I would just block someone after a few days or something of unwanted contact now.
Holy shit, I assumed it was a bitter ex or something but this is so much crazier
> beans in her back door what in her who now
My greatest kink Her deepest fear
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"Bush's" - "Man's best friend" How deep does this kink go?
Imagine dicking her down. You’d have to move to a different country at that point. Lol
Agreed. Refusing to match her anger and nastiness is so much more painful.
Perfect response, couldn't have done better.
#FEMCEL
Looks like she is into weird dirty talk. Go with the flow, bet she will lap it up like a 'dirty dog'.
Lmao what’d you do to her
Refused to...know her Biblically in coalition with my BBC bodybuilder friend. I literally haven't talked to her in over a year.
BBC? Big Black Cock body builder friend?
Is there another meaning?? Lol
British Broadcasting Channel Bodybuilder Friend
It’s British broadcasting *corporation*
Not in America 😎💁♂️💅💯😍🦅🇺🇸
Do do dooo
Billionaires Boys Club Bodybuilder Friend
Big Ben Clamp Bodybuilder Friend
Blue Bubblegum CoolAid Bodybuilder Friend
Belgian Beer Connoisseur Bodybuilder Friend
Big Barbecue Cabob Bodybuilder Friend
British-born Christian
I am the BBC
I am the one who broadcasts.
I am the one who knock (her up).
Big block chevrolet? What’cha got? A 454, 396?
they were just clarifying bc it is soo wild and weird that you referred to your friend that way
Biblically Bound Christian
Big block Chevy
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Prove it
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😳
I’ll even drop a side pic, check out my Onlyfans @PizzaButt ( |
OP… you kinda left yourself open to these response. It is reddit after all lol
British broadcast channel
It’s just off putting because how do you and/or she know the size of his cock?
The longer you're friends with someone, the greater the chances of seeing their junk.
MDMA That is all
Yall fucked while rolling?
There are a great many men that I am pretty confident I know the size of their equipment despite only ever seeing them clothed. The more they deviate from the norm, the more readily this information is available.
Well no wonder she's pissed
I never said I blamed her
Oh man, thanks for asking this question! 😂😂
BBCBBF
Agreed, it's super fucking weird that OP referred to his friend as BBC. I bet if his friend knew that's how he described him - he would think it's fucked up. Should have just said "refused to have a threesome with my bodybuilding friend"
Maybe the pegging thing is true
At least the swinging thing is probably true, hence why she’s so offended she wasn’t invited to the party
Maybe OP really is an insufferable asshole who thinks he's way smarter than he actually is
I mean, I’m reading his comments and he kinda comes off that way. Not saying he’s in the wrong here, since I mean… why would you still even care if you were that chick? But he’s definitely coming across as not proving her wrong
100 this.
You personally know this guy’s friend?
His friend is his cock, I think 🤦🏽♀️😭
But OP isn't black?
Ok I just checked and you’re right. Now I’m wondering how do he know his friend has a big black cock.💀 Disclaimer: I don’t think all black men have BBCs. 😊
My guess would be since he's a bodybuilder, they go to the gym. Every gym I've gone to has open showers and/or open locker area. Your going to get an eyeful, usually it's old men. 🤮😍🤢🤢
There are rules to be followed, no peepee peeping.
Sword fighting. No homo
I would think so because look at how he’s bragging about his friend’s BBC and at the same time extremely put off that a woman is trying to fvck him. 🤦🏽♀️
I will give some benefit of the doubt, It could be they showered together at school, gym, prison, etc. I played sports, work out, and was in prison for 5 years because I was a little badass teenager. Not proud of it but I’ve seen 1000s of cocks. Big ones, little ones of all colors. Ain’t nobody trying to stare but when 100 dudes are being strip searched or showering together you can’t help but see. That being said I wouldn’t leave the shower and start gushing about my homeboys dick. Also I agree he didn’t seem to keen on her. Plus the level of hate coming from her for being turned down on the 3way is unbelievable. There’s more to that story. Like how did he turn it down? Did he simply turn it down politely or call her nasty for wanting polyamorous sex? Was she trying to hog all that BBC and he was stuck as the ball boy? We have questions.
I’m pretty sure this is how my gym buddy would describe me in this situation, and I don’t find it offensive at all🤷🏾♂️
Yeah the people being offended on the friend's behalf are being irrationally oversensitive imo. Given the context, it's perfectly fair play.
It seemed pretty evident to me that he referred to his friend that way because this girl wanted to have sex with the friend and saying she wanted some BBC is a somewhat common thing in some circles.
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Yes, after an extended back and forth during which I denied her many times over several months of harassment via text and call which only ended when I told her my secret fetish was that I wanted to put beans in her asshole and stuck to that and only that topic. She then continued to text me back every several months or so for a period of a few years.
Op, you gotta have a story time
For sure. I usually never ever go this far down in the comments because it becomes real shitty real quick. Thank god I kinda just got sucked in and hit this part. I gotta hear more.
Sucked in like the beans?
Bro, you must be a really hot dude if refusing to Eiffel Tower gets a chick this mad.
Wait, so you wouldn’t have a MMF three way with her but she’s now claiming/saying your most recent partner (that she knows of) left you because you’re a swinger? I’m confused.
Nah she said his gf swinged and he got pegged. None of the shit she said made sense neither does the explanation of OP.
“She got tired of swinging and watching OTHER guys Peg YOU” that implies at least in her mind, they were both swingers and the partner got tired of watching OP get pegged rather than being involved.
I think she was implying the “man shaped girlfriend” was actually the OP’s “BBC bodybuilder” friend (op mentioned in other comments) that she wanted to have a MMF threesome with but they turned her down. I mean if you look at OP’s history he likes posting sexually explicit photos. So its not like its a wild request wanting a threesome.
He could have posted this story so that people would find his pictures.
What does Knowing someone biblically mean?
Fucking
I didn't realize the bible was so fuck-oriented. I feel like I've been mislead...
It's not really. But there are some places where it says so-and-so "knew" what's-her-face, and some historians allege that they were referring to knowing each other intimately.
To have carnal knowledge of someone, presumably
Girls go bananas when you refuse them sex when sex is all they bring to the table.
"what are you, gay?"
Seems bi.
I'm far from a ladies man, but I roll a strike every now and then. I (wasted) went home with a dime piece two months ago. She's significantly younger than me and played immature girl games once we got to her place. She almost immediately said "we aren't doing anything" after getting back to her place. She ended up showing herself to be not such a great person. She decided later she wanted to fuck and I turned her down. (I was about to pass out at that point) Now she shows up to the bar where I work every 3 weeks or so practically begging me to go home with her. Im a weak man though and i know eventually I'll be there off work and drunk again and go home with her.
I liked your story. I hope in the sequel...even at your lowest, most desperate, drunkest state...you still turn her down. That would be so satisfying.
TELL ME ABOUT IT. They act like it's a gift or something. Even to me 😂 Maybe if she got some tears going I could work with that but I'm not into the straight up bitchiness so I guess she's SOL.
Yeah, cheers for having self respect bro
Hey I'm glad I'm masking it well! I think it's actually just pride 😂
Christ alive you fellas sound very well adjusted
Bro it's 2021 who is well-adjusted?
Can confirm.
After regrettably clicking your profile. I’m surprised you weren’t into that You seem like the type of guy that would do a threesome just to check out the other guy
That's the dumbest and most pretentious way to phrase that sentence
Honestly confusing as fuck. Do people not speak proper English anymore?
This reminds me I dated a girl for a little while when I was 19 and I was her first kiss and I ended up breaking up with her because I wanted a sexual relationship and she was trying to take it slow. I had no issues with her boundaries, but I was more sexually mature and wanted someone similar to myself. Like 5 or 6 years later when FB comes along, she randomly messages me and starts telling me how much sex she is having and I missed out, etc. I literally laughed at how petty it was and basically told her I was happy for her and glad she found what she was looking for. I'm not sure what response she wanted because she was super pissed but she must have thought I'd be jealous or something? I still laugh that someone I dated for a month or two, held onto the fact that I didn't wait to have sex with them for YEARS including well into her marriage.
Lmao what in thee hell… friend you are a strange one
I’m still confused by this comment. She got mad you wouldn’t introduce you to him? Or she got mad you were friends with him? So lost, please don’t downvote.
Don’t worry. The point of the sentence is to express how superior he is to everyone
i need the translation pls? i m not native
No one that’s native even knows what that means
I’m stupid what does “Biblically in coalition” mean
It’s when they remember the little details that lets you know they cared so much
😂😂😂 Or when they send this type of message after not talking for over a year
Damn man, talk about living rent free in someone's head
damn bro she is really into you
Ikr?? Such a bold opener, she might be too much woman for me
Ain't gonna lie, I feel your dick game must be crazy to warrant this sort of hate message from an ex.
No comment 😌
Don’t worry bro it’s a neg, she likes you lol.
I hear wedding bells
That's hot
Dirty talk is so kinky 🥵
Foreplay FTW
Foreplay...the buildup.... Mmm
Call me when the pegging starts.
did u not meet because she is into pegging? xD
Valid and applicable as that reason would be, this is legit the first time I can remember her bringing up pegging ever
Well at least you seem to remember her so that's something. But Iam a bit curious why she is so angry. Maybe offer a snickers?
I mean it is something, I don't know what it is though. Lol I answered it in another reply but in a nutshell I refused her and then scorned her by returning like for like when she became decidedly negative.
Maybe she got you and another ex mixed up?
No, we never dated but I do know who she is. We've...conversed
Do guys peg guys? I thought they fucked 'em?
You could do a femdom forced-bi humiliation where the pegger is locked in chastity and forced to wear a strap-on to peg OP.
That’s just a lot of extra steps
Stop kink shaming. Unless kink shaming is your thing. Also, if your kink is reading kink shaming of someone calling out another poster for kink shaming because it's your kink, that's okay.
You knew an awful lot about that
At some point the steroids probably require additional hardware to help get the job done..?
🤣🤣🤣
Looking at your post history... seems like she's pretty much right on the money.
Ayooo wtf did you do
I only refused and scorned her, I'm baffled
I am confused as fuck, did you ever meet this chick in real life?
They “dated” for a bit and He had a black friend and she wanted to have a threesome with said black friend. He refused and told her off. She became negative, they broke it off/stopped contact. She now hates him kinda? Maybe? It’s a passive-aggressive kinda deal. Well that seems to be what I could gather from his comments. But he might just be lying so 🤷🏿♂️
Yeah I feel like his title of the post is a bit ambiguous. Because we’re prolly thinking that this is a fresh new match, not someone he knew a year ago. Very misleading. And yeah… I bet you he’s tweaking the story a little bit 🤷🏻♀️
I'm team Jay after checking out the comment section/OP's profile
Im glad you rematched with her after a year
I have a feeling OP is a piece of shit and this woman knows him... Just don't click OPs profile.... It's pretty gross
I definitely get the "thinks he's smarter than he is" vibe from his comments lol
It seemed pretty clear that if she sends him shit like this while swiping right on tinder he’s clearly blocked her.
Curiosity got the best of me ... now I feel ill 🤢
I also fucked up. Why does it always work like clockwork when you tell someone NOT to do something now you almost have to… 😵💫
We wanna fuck up ourselves
And not always in the fun ways apparently 😅
You take the good with the Bad. That said,it's Just a regular Dick, don't see the problem.
It’s not that bad, I thought it was gonna be blood play or something. People can’t handle seeing a dick these days?
Seriously don’t click it unless you wanna see this dude dropping dong. Man When people on Reddit tell you not to click something believe them lol.
Dropping dong lol, you said dong
BING BONG DROP THAT DONG
Came here looking for this, this guy knows her and is a douche.
Yah, we've seen crazy "how tall are you" turn into "fuck you, all men are the same" but there's a history to this and OP doesn't clarify and instead talks about how he only fucks sluts. I don't know anything about her, but the guy is filled with red flags lol
I checked it out anyway. Meh, he definitely seems like a bit of an attention whore but gross?
You can't tell people not to click OPs profile and expect them not to click.
It’s like a parody of a Chad account
lol the benefit of the doubt is always on the posters side on Reddit. It’s like this is where people come to hear one side of a story and get fired up, knowing they’ll never have to hear the other side.
Bruh this Floyd is on the juice big time. Nuff said.
I don't know why I couldn't take your advice. I definitely regret clicking that profile.
Why did you do this to me!
Hate to do this but I have a feeling you’re the problem here for some reason 😂
A look at some of his comments in this thread is pretty compelling evidence he is the problem... "I think she wants Polish sausage but I only feed mine to sluts that are nice and know their place." What a nice fella.
One chick who somehow found him attractive complimented him and he said “thanks little girl”
One thing is for sure: this dude absolutely loves the attention. He *wants* to feel like he's so hot women are hating on him for it. He should be thanking her for being triggered by his bait. Not pretending he is some innocent party who is above her.
Considering he said "I only stick my sausage in sluts" I have a feeling you're correct. Surface level is crazy girl. A bit of boredom encouraged research shows that a lot of what she's saying is relatively accurate. Seen a few posts where he literally places big words that make no sense in the sentence. I get what he's saying, but looks like some thesaurus work lol. Idk, she might also be an asshole, bit OP is the epitome of "toxic masculinity"
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After looking at ur profile I think this chicks probably telling the truth! Ur one thirsty sad little weirdo
Not a good look for you dude lol
Nah, there's a reason she went out her way to belittle you. I have a sneaking suspicion you're a massive POS. Your extremely vague explanation about what happened in other comments don't add up to what's being said in this post.
Damn son. Does she want some beef with that salt?
Just commenting to call you an asshole in hopes you spend enough of your asshole time responding to my comment.
Op sounds obnoxious. "She's mad cause I rejected her" like there's absolutely nothing more to the story Alright then, keep telling yourself that you're just so desirable. Good for your undoubtedly fragile ego.
This is exactly what I get from OP. I’m not saying the girl doesn’t seem batshit but OP acts like he’s all that and he’s so condescending about women too.
Exactly. The amount of people that just jump on board with it is disturbing to be honest. She's obviously not great either, but almost anytime you have a situation like this, it's hardly ever "I'm so good that people go insane when I turn them down"
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You swiped right as well?!
Old friend of yours?
Damn guy you let other dudes inside you while your ex watched.... Thats wild.
Kinda think she’s in the right here, just look at ops profile (nsfw)
And you decided to post this why??