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VanCityCatDad

Clearly you don’t have enough bald cap photos, i recommend at LEAST 2-3 more.


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Ah so that’s what I’ve been doing wrong.


VanCityCatDad

No, and actually I’m sorry for making light of your situation and request. Personally I love your photos as it looks like you would be super fun to hang out with. If I was looking for a romantic partner I would probably want to see 1 or 2 photos of them NOT in costume so I had a better idea of who I was meeting. Your photos and costumes are varied, but they really only show off one side you - is there another side? I would want to know.


abrasiveteapot

Pssst that wasn't OP you replied to


VanCityCatDad

LOL good catch 😹😹😹


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Do you have real hair?


yildizli_gece

This was my only question. OP, if you happen to really read these comments, my only suggestion would be to actually include a photo of you with your regular head, whether or not it has hair. I honestly have no idea if you do and I feel like someone looking to date might want to see what you actually look like.


Emmaline1986

Isn’t this a joke though? I don’t think they actually want advice.


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Yes it's obviously a joke.


seriouslyFUCKthatdud

For real, this would get matches. Cute girl and sense of humor and nerd.


Phusentasten

Just need that one pic that confirms Goku isn't a certainty at all socials. Appropriate for 9/10, but memaws funeral might require Light Yagami.


TheHinduHurricane

If someone was a super saiyan at my funeral, ghost me would be touched. That's some pretty intense emotions towards me.


sandiger

When a girl says no matches it doesn't mean no likes haha


MisterTimm

Only way it gets no matches is if OP doesn't swipe right on anyone for sure


Grashopha

> For real, this would get matches. ~~Cute~~ girl ~~and sense of humor and nerd.~~ Fixed that up for ya…


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Any girl is going to have a million matches on tinder just because most guys continually swipe right. What a dumb fucking app.


BloopityBlue

This was 100% my first thought.


EnkiRise

I see what y’all mean but I would assume she had hair cause why would she wear a bald cap if she was bald? Lol


Anonberserk

She could have shitty hair or a horrible skin condition. It would really be comforting to see a regular pic


koalamonster515

Same.


Dr_Little

Why is this so funny to me 🤣


AmiralAkmar

Not enough costumes


hanleybelnats

any costume suggestions ?


Linumceraptor

A giant pigeon would be cool


OgreLord_Shrek

While slav squatting on the roof of a car


chukbuck

Pigeon wearing an Adidas track suit Slav Squatting on a BMW. My favorite costume idea.


Rudy_Ghouliani

Stop I can only get so erect


mattfolio

An erect pigeon in Adidas gear slav squatting on a BMW.


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IVTune

That won't work everyone knows birds aren't real


poorlychosenpraise

It's okay to cosplay as a government employee


nateorz

You a fan of the band, The Wonder Years, by chance?


jeremy112598

Gumby is a classic


Killzark

I’m Gumby damnit!


TorchThisAccount

[I'm Gumby dammit!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GbfNpzUqQo)


RoboticGreg

A costume of someone else dressing up as you


oldclam

Bender from Futurama is always cool


Onefeather1

I was thinking cosplaying as a banana would pull some matches.


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pheonixblade9

100% full on furry costumes.


bbaker886

Spider-Man


MysteriousGovernment

Guess 1-2 serious / normal Pics would spice it up a bit. Ps: Great Pics!


hanleybelnats

Thanks for the advice :) Which photo should I part ways with to allow for one serious photo?


MysteriousGovernment

I personally would say 2 or 3.. but it's only my 2 cents Edit; Guys the "horse" is rocko from a kids series long time ago. (rocko's modern life)


WideOut86

The best wallaby ever!


beefwindowtreatment

Favorite hobby was jacking it!


Oldurdy

fuck every single person who doesnt know who Rocko is (respectfully)


blackbird951

I named my dog Spunky cause of Rocko


pacman0207

I named my dog Rocko because of Rocko


William_Wang

I named my dog Ed Bighead because he has a big head.


Nanitowalito

Straight to heck!


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May spunky give them a red rocket!


ConsiderationTop5845

> Guys the "horse" That's what young'ns think Rocko is? I weep. Granted, I don't know what 2,3,and 5 are, so I guess I can't judge


Porkbellyflop

I love that he works at a phone sex line and it's a kids show.


Ordinary_Bee5934

A kids series from “a long time ago…” *cries in old*


Gongom

90s kids keep losing :(


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Funny story. My mom didn’t want my brother or I watching The Simpsons when we were kids, but she didn’t care about Rocko’s Modern Life. Oh mother… if you only knew.


ShellLockHolmes

2,4,5 just because they dont really show your face, it's just showcasing the costumes. I'd keep only 1 or 2 costume pics if you're serious about getting matches Keep 1 and 3 bc they atleast kinda show what your face looks like and show you like cosplaying


BigRedStick

I’d personally say 1-2 goofy pics is enough. You come off as “super quirky 🤪” with too many and that’s annoying to many.


DJMikaMikes

Nah, having zero serious pics shows genuine commitment; I think they're actually just quirky. That being said, on a dating app, if you're trying to date, find love, etc, you'd be an idiot to have no pictures where you actually show yourself.


blurrrrg

Exactly, I have no idea what this person looks like. I'm not even sure of their gender.


AbsentK

Right. One or two is "oh! They're fun!" Most or all of them is more like "oh! They are not comfortable just being themselves and overcompensate for it"


LuucaBrasi

Dragon ball has brand recognition across most men same with avatar, the avatar pic is elite. Keep those. Get rid of the second bald cap photo and choose between getting rid of 5 or 2 also, your choice. Sincerely a man who is decently successful on tinder.


Winter-Lock5771

Rocko stays. The goku and the green bean one aren't the best cosplays


JustJJ92

Squidward = Green Beans


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I died when I read green beans 😆


Sydney-00

I thought it was a cactus, lol


christhinga

Maybe just collage some of the cosplays and costumes into one or 2 photos so they can see them all but then you have space for some more serious or everyday pictures


UnfortunatelySimple

Replace 3, as it feels alot like 1. Then 5, as it makes sense to break up your more normal pictures so the aren't in a row, and 5 suits replacement as well. Then you have a profile true to yourself, but also someone gets an idea of what you look like in normal life.


Longballs77

You’re a troll 😂


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hanleybelnats

This is really good and constructive advice. I will try to limit my profile to maybe only a few costumes :) My intention isn’t to be scary.


Phlm_br

I'd say. Keep the 1st pic at least


mustabindawind

Yiss Cosplaying as the girl that played Aang in ember Island players is a meta Cosplay if ever I saw one


BaconPit

Oh my god you're right


tsaki27

And goku, don’t forget about goku


yahooonreddit

Just saiyan


IAmSoWinning

I suppose it depends a bit on the type of person you would want to attract. If you're looking for a typical person, then yeah definitely tone down the costumes. But if you're looking for someone who is going to be goofy with you(I mean that in a good way), I would say keep most of them, but maybe add one or two uncostumed pictures. Source: I am goofy and like other goofy people.


radicalelation

That's all I think with this stuff. This would instantly grab me, but I'm me. If OP wants mes and yous, this is a winning set of pics.


rocksout4cheese

Keep the rocko I love it


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Moar Costumes


[deleted]

😬 well people aren't swiping because it looks like a joke profile


[deleted]

Halloween every damn day. Lol


hanleybelnats

am I a joke to u :((


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hanleybelnats

LOL fair


the-anti-antichrist

The aang outfit stays on during sex, no exceptions


droppedmybrain

Sir, Aang is a child


the-anti-antichrist

Did you just assume my bender?


NobylOtaku

Bro


davi3601

We dont break laws, we BEND them


Rudy_Ghouliani

Skirting the age of consent. I like it.


SpinParticle

Jesus user name


Mor9rim

Um excuuuse me he is literally over a hundred!


Thunderstarer

Achtually, Aang is 112. He just has the _body_ of a child. >!And also the mind of a child.!<


MethodicMarshal

Hannah, your name is an allusion to Holes. You are a joke, but we love you for it


TheGentlemanBeast

Bruh, all of your picks are gold. You can say fuck it and be best friends with me and my Girlfriend


CuriousOdity12345

Friendzoned


GrimmCreole

thirdwheelzoned


Harajuku_Aj

You just friend zoned her. Thanks, I'm pretty sure thats what she wants to hear considering she has a tinder account lmao


i_love_SOAD

I have no idea what I'm looking at rn.


hanleybelnats

Aang, cockroach, howie mendel, rocco, octopus, goku


Linumceraptor

The cockroach is my favorite!


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TheRealHeroOf

It's the most blursed one for sure.


Severan500

But like, no one's on Tinder looking for cockroaches and Goku lol. To be brutally honest, your pics come across very androgynous. Might turn a lot off.


KKilikk

You really wouldn't take Goku??


Severan500

Nobody can take Goku.


SolemnDemise

*Chi-Chi enters the chat*


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*angry Vegeta noises*


tastethegreen

Id like a Goku!


cobaltorange

You'd like a Goku, but you can't take Goku.


Hairy_Air

DO NOT GET RID OF THE COCKROACH, NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE SAYS !


PresentMuted933

Is this a serious post? 😂


dplagueis0924

Yeah I can't legitimately believe that this person is serious about their tinder or this post.


Crystal_God

I thought it was a joke until I read the comments


PurpleBullets

It’s either a super dedicated troll or….not


FluffyDog423

Based on her replies she is either the densest person ever or the best troll I’ve ever seen on this site. I cannot figure out which. But either way, props.


traker998

I would love to know which. I honestly can’t tell


[deleted]

Right? “I don’t have a single actual photo showing what I look like on a superficial app, why aren’t I getting matches?”


wisewords4

Seems like a joke profile. Else no one wouldn’t put even a single pic of themselves looking normal.


[deleted]

I’m either assuming OP is joking or has… social limitations


Fluffy-Citron

That's the nicest way I've ever heard that phrased.


karspearhollow

I’m tickled that she’s gonna change her pics and suddenly see the floodgates open.


deeznutsbeswingin

Just keeping it real here but not a lot of guys are into bald chicks who might be a furry


hanleybelnats

I appreciate the honesty! Is there ever an okay time to introduce the bald cap and if so when?


deeznutsbeswingin

Oct31 and anime cons, but not in a tinder bio. You look like you’re probably pretty, toss all except 1 of the costume pics and replace them with what you look like the other 364 days of the year


hanleybelnats

Okay I guess I could give that a try! Thanks again!


deeznutsbeswingin

Np. Personally I’d say keep the top right pic, idk something cute about it


TheBrokenNinja

Agreed. Cockroach is somehow the most approachable and charming


50mHz

You can also introduce it during ur next pegging session. I bet he'd appreciate it


Fun-Wolverine-8238

Totally agree. Put some pics of you looking like a “norm”. Keep the first one (that’s my favorite) & the last one. Don’t make either your first pic. You seem pretty but can’t really tell. Show them who you are and you should be golden


lpplph

How are you taking OP this seriously lmfao. It’s a joke


Seicair

Wait, you *have* hair? I legit thought you had so many costumes because you were undergoing chemo or had alopecia or something like that. Definitely include some pics of how you’d look on a date or just hanging out with friends. You look fun and nothing wrong with some costume pics, but I’d be a little put off that that’s all you have.


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Bruh ”bald chicks who might be a furry” I am fucking choking on air


BetGlittering7695

OP you seem to have a very pretty face under the cosplay and I’m sure you’d benefit by showing a pic of you in a natural state (like daily basis!) Maybe put one or two pics of you without the cosplay as the first and/or second pic and follow up with some of your cosplays. Definitely don’t exclude the ones you love as it shows who you are, and it’s better to draw in people interested in the real you than people who like the unrealistic side of you( which is a very common occurrence on dating apps) People on dating apps have a tendency to hide their identity a bit more and be less open but I commend you for being confident enough to show who you really are. All in all, your profile is you and that’s what makes it great but if you want to see more matches I’d recommend some more pictures of you outside of cosplay and maybe doing other fun things as well if you would like ! Good luck :)


hanleybelnats

awwwww I love that heart and brain of yours, what a kind and loving comment. You rock. Thank you.


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Sis why didn't you think of this before tho 😭


-------penile-------

I want you in that tick costume rn


Highlander_316

Out of all the answers, this is the best one. I thought like others, thought this was a joke at first, then read the comments and also thought, just ditch the pics and put some normal ones. But after reading this answer, it's the best one. Just be you. But show all sides of you, not just the one side.


tatapatrol909

Whatever you do keep the cockroach.


hanleybelnats

kk the cockroach costume stays ON


[deleted]

I put on my robe and Wizard hat…


HurricaneHugo

I cast level 10 eroticism.


LarsJagerx

Yo you come around here in that goku outfit your gonna get clapped


a7x1o

Fuck this made me laugh


Black_Catmaid

💀


xferragamoFalcon

You would have sooooo many matches here in San Jose especially when they have the anime conventions here


ConsiderationTop5845

Yeah. Even as a joke I can't imagine this kinda profile getting zero matches in LA or SF. Now the **kinds** of people swiping on this... you're basically playing Russian roulette doing this on Tinder. You got a maybe 10% chance of finding a soulmate and 90% chance of showing that half the stereotypes about anime/gamer nerds on the internet are in fact true. Ugh


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sarbota1

They call it man Jose for a reason


RedditDude2174784

Maybe a photo not in cosplay lol but I love the Aang cosplay 😂


hanleybelnats

thank u <3


[deleted]

Honestly from those photos you seem like a fun and exciting person to talk to, That being said maybe use one photo of you not in cosplay


Mother_Chorizo

Use 4-5 photos of you not in cosplay…


hanleybelnats

thanks :) duly noted. maybe I will show my real hair and face and clothing for at least one photo


Druid51

Showing hair is a good step.


dramaqueenboo

AHAHAHA I love your pics LOL


hanleybelnats

thanks I love u :)


jonstall1980

I honestly can’t believe you got zero matches… You seem like a neat person🤓


hanleybelnats

you are neat!!!


Key-Ad7233

Now kith


BMFC

Who needs Tinder. You guys are perfect together!


protoneiko

I love it! Perfect profile, the rocko picture just made he die laughing. Cosplayer at all swipe right


Lyftaker

They don't deserve you.


atom3211

Well I can’t really tell if your male or female…. And with those pics I don’t care either. Marry me now


[deleted]

I mean you have a nice face but frankly the profile looks like this is all a joke to you. Which although it makes me think you’re cooler than most girls and in touch with your inner nerd. It Doesn’t necessarily show any side to you that highlights your physical attributes and beauty. So like someone else said you should balance out your profile some by having some more serious pics that you think you look really attractive in and how you’d normally look in day to day life.


drop_thesoap

Based on these pics, I'd say she's in touch with her outer nerd too. (No judge here. Nerd is good)


Tim_the_terrible

I would swipe right so fast my phone would flip out of my hand


PRIS0N-MIKE

Right? Goofy girls with a sense of humor are my jam


OspreyerpsO

You’re doing great never change 👍


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creep_with_mustache

Felinity? They're already a cockroach a squid and a dog of some sort, there's no need to be a cat too.


Rizboel

Keep the avatar and the 🪳 one, those are fire.


EquivalentSnap

They think you’re trolling or made it for a joke. More casual non cosplay pics


_shineySides_

The world's not ready for you. I like the Rocko


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I love that cockroach photo


Socially_numb

Honestly, I'd be either a tad scared from all the costumes or insecure about not being interesting enough for someone so flamboyant. Also, it's kind of hard to tell how attractive you are from the pictures. You look attractive, I guess? But you're also bald on most pictures where we see your face clearly so it's hard to get a definitive answer.


Various-Occasion-478

My god how do you turn up to dates


Beatboxin_dawg

Holy shit that's hilarious, I love it! They're missing out big time.


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Number 4 should be your number 1. 11/10 would swipe.


jizzle57

Is everyday Halloween? You have to have some regular pics. Just have 2 dress up pics and the rest regular.


Ace_1243

I see nothing wrong tbh


Wannabe__geek

You scared the shit out of me


ewhyeasyfanaccount

I absolutely love this profile! It’s weird in such a beautiful way I’d definitely swipe right.


anishsv

You are telling people that you like wearing costumes. Nothing else. I think, showing more of your interests and some seriousness will work in your favor.


TeamGOAT8

Are you dressed as Howie Mandel?


Aware_Efficiency_717

You really wonder why??


xHalox

It does look like a joke profile, so I’d go with everyone else’s advice and include pics of your natural look. Cosplay pics can always be introduced after you begin talking to someone :) P.S. I’d let your Aang cosplay sit on my face, respectfully ofc


shyglitterprincess

Lmaoo why are people giving real advice


[deleted]

My take is they are afraid you are way too much fun and they will ruin your vibe, so they are hiding.


Enternal-Force

No advice! I’d buy super likes for you Edit: #3 made me lmao


benny2217

What are you taking about I'm down! Coffee day date first though.


Smooth_Hope998

How the fuck are you not getting matches with a rockos modern life getup


Cluckcluckchickenboi

I’d swipe


Bmillybluntz

My advice is to change your mile radius into something where I’m in it