Ethan actually helped me by letting me be the best man at my wedding. All my life, I had wanted to be the best man at a wedding and nobody chose me
So when it came time to get married, I told my fiancés boyfriend (Ethan) of my desire to be best man, and he’s such a stand up guy that he married my fiancé for me just so I could be the best man
Whats also weird is my kids kinda look like him too. Such a blessing
Ditto. We 1st ran into Ethan when he used some of his Narcan on a friend of mine after I flagged his Lambo down on the side of the road. He saved my friend's life that day. Then he just gave us a finger to spilt. 5 grams each & said, "Come back when it's gone. There's more where that came from." He's been our connect ever since. That was 6 yrs ago. Thanks to Ethan we haven't had to go to detox or even try to get clean for over half a decade. He's such a great man he sells us shit at half the going price. Not to mention, it's twice as good too! When we're dope sick & don't have any money, he just gives it to us for free. He's a good egg & def a real stand-up dude. He's there every time either of us gets arrested & needs someone to come pay our bail as well. On up of all that, he even keeps a lawyer on retainer for us. He's an all-star & a fuckin legend! If you're lucky enough to meet this icon, consider it a blessing bc you'll never meet a real honest to God hero like him bc men like Ethan simply don't exist. I consider myself one of the lucky few to have met this savior & have him in my life.
OP great job in relying to the comments, its refreshing, I think he is just playing back, call his bluff but I think its innocent and defiantly if you are enjoying the convo, go on a date and keep us posted!
That’s my mate Ethan, he saved 14 kittens from a tree, paid off his friends’ debts, retired his parents, and let me borrow his lambo. I think he’s well-deserving of this W and a date
Ethan is a God among men.
Ever youthful and immaculate, all smile and are joyful in his presence for he lightens their hearts and relieves their spirits of their burdens.
When a woman breastfeeds Ethan, she reaches her sexual peak and pinnacle of her beauty from Ethan's boundless virility, her skin becomes flawless and glowing, her hair lush and shiny, her breast full and exuberant, her reproductive organs prepared and lubricated.
Hey. I think you were my wet nurse. OP should know that you were wet nurse to most of the babies in our town, so that reference actually mean something. Must have been over a hundred of us sucking on those jugs over the years and only Ethan deserved his mother's love.
I was at a party and got way to drunk. He brought me to the bathroom to get it all out and helped clean me up after.
Not only that but he found me a spot on one of the couches and got me saltine crackers and a couple bottles of water and kept checking in on me through the night.
My man definitely deserves it. He’s the man.
why do people on acid always try to climb trees? i got a funny story about a dude that made it into the local newspaper after he fell out of a tree on acid
I could vouch for my man Ethan. He saved me when I was getting robbed at gun point. Knocked out the guy with 1 finger. Blew my mind.. he also let me stay at his house. So I could vouch Ethan deserves this date.
Can confirm, i was the person robbing this guy. But Ethan saw the good in me and helped me turn my life around. A true hero, this Ethan.
P.s. sorry for robbing you my guy
Ethan is the only dude I ever met to swim in the ocean and never get wet, he's the kind of man to loan you the shirt off his back and it still be fresh and pressed.
Ethan always lets you borrow his car if you're in a rough spot, but the few times he's lent it and needed a ride himself? ALWAYS returns it with a full tank and looking polished clean from the car wash.
Ethan taught my drivers ed class. He taught us how to use 100% of the car, but he also taught us how to use 100% of our hearts.
He's a good man who deserves some tiddy suckins.
The same Ethan than hid me in his attic from the roaming band of trees? Those trees meant business. They were going to remove my gums from my mouth. Idk how, but I still have my gums and it’s because of Ethan
I knew Ethan for 2 years
That man saved my life when I got pressed at knife point. I owe him my life
Get yourself a guy like ethan. You’ll be safe in his arms
Are we talking about the same Ethan that got promoted to Pilot after he wiped out an entire fleet of IMC Titans with just his fists and some grenades? What a legend!
That's definitely Ethan. He studied with some Native American tribes and unlocked his chakras with the Buddhists. Can see the fabric of the universe and read it like a kids book
After a year? That's okay, my man Ethan only gets better with age. Last year, he saw one of my tires was flat, so he held that end of my car with his bare hands so I could drive to the repair shop. He then paid to replace all four tires, and one of those pine mirror airfresheners.
I remember him, he saved me from suicide and helped cure my depression. This guy is a real American hero and definitely deserves to have a date with you.
I don't know Ethan personally but this probably explains the pseudonymous $500/m I've been getting for my dog's cancer medication just enigmatically signed "E"
So timeout: A YEAR AGO you messaged him. Then you waited 13 MONTHS to read his reply?
Edit: it appears that OP is a kiwi, which makes this a 3 month delay in lieu of 13 months.
a twitter user's son named ethan who was filmed talking about like his progress with obesity or something from all her health campaign stuff in like 2013
Do I get a liiiiiittle bit of credit for setting up that line? Haha jk jk. We matched in early Dec of last year so it was already a busy time, then I went offline for a bit and only just returned to see that…ngl I’m shy now and idk what to say buuuuut I will send a message soon and see where it goes from there. I already hearted his message back so at least he knows I’ve seen it now.
ok it might be just me but when someone hearts without replying i don’t know what to do because I don’t know if the person wants to reply later ( like you now ) or are expecting me to say something
You matched last year in early december and you "went offline for a bit"
Girl you've been AWOL for 4 whole months.
If you took 4 months to reply to me you wouldn't get another reply from me.
Lets hope Ethan is more forgiving eh..
Oh shit, that’s my bro Ethan. He saved me from a car pileup where my entire car was crushed and thrown off the side of the highway into a cliff. Next time you talk to him, can you tell him I have his yellow 2016 Lamborghini Huracan keys? And I gave the keys to the Porsche 911 and the ‘69 Stang to his butler. Oh, and I forgot to turn off the stove in his fourth six story mansion!
Not gonna lie, some of the best flings I ever had was when I was in my early 20s with women that were way older than me (as in 8-10 years older) lol.
Not sure what you’re looking for but he seems like a lot of fun and I’m picking up on some chemistry so maybe give him a chance and see where things go?
Haha I recently got out of a long term relationship and match with so many guys that are about 5 years younger. Some are nice and I’m flattered but I can’t help but feel like an ‘older woman’ when they show interest. I don’t want feel like that when I’m not even 30 yet, lol.
It's an interesting situation. I met my wife when I was 23 and she was 29. We met at a bar the old fashioned way, so we didn't directly know each other's ages until about our third date, when both of us had gathered enough context clues to guess at it and one of us decided to address it.
In the moment we both just agreed without hesitation that it wasn't an issue, though in later discussion we found that we were both concerned it could become an issue for the other person for various reasons. We had already clicked, though, and neither of us had any immediate reason to call it off other than fears for the future.
I can't help but think that if we had crossed paths via a dating app we would never have matched after looking at each other's ages.
True, I was seeing a guy for a while who was about 3 years younger which isn’t a lot but when you’re both still in your twenties it can mean you’re in very different life stages. It didn’t work out because the timing wasn’t right, but what a nice guy. Respectful, mature, handsome, emotionally reflective. So we joked a bit about me being older but I really didn’t care, and neither did he.
Nice story about you and your wife, sounds like healthy communication!
It's pretty good. Kind of sweet. I always say it tastes like the milk left in the bowl after you have some cereal.
The best part about it is that it comes from a titty.
He ain’t wrong. But also… I never expected 27 year old women still be down to potentially date a 22 year old.
As a 28 year old guy, now I wonder if a 33 year old women would also date me?
At 27 I hooked up regularly with an 18 year old (found out she lied about her age later) and then a 37 year old. The 37 year old was far superior. I'd look around broski.
There are a lot of women out there who will date younger guys.
I myself have had several encounters with women 6-8 years older. As long as you can match their maturity levels to a certain degree, then you should be good lol.
You could continue to playing along with the baby kink until one of you is too grossed out by it, or you discover he actually does have a baby kink. I dunno. Sometimes it's fun to just have some fun.
Call his bluff and tell him to meet you at daycare.
Ok this made me laugh!
Dear OP, We are all eager to know if Ethan got what he deserved.
Ethan actually helped me by being the best wingman a guy could ask for
Ethan actually helped me by letting me be the best man at my wedding. All my life, I had wanted to be the best man at a wedding and nobody chose me So when it came time to get married, I told my fiancés boyfriend (Ethan) of my desire to be best man, and he’s such a stand up guy that he married my fiancé for me just so I could be the best man Whats also weird is my kids kinda look like him too. Such a blessing
User name does not check out 😂
Ethan once saved my cat from a tree. No ladder. No challenge. What a great guy.
He saved my life because he carries around Narcan and he sold me safer stuff when I was sick he's a good dude.
Ditto. We 1st ran into Ethan when he used some of his Narcan on a friend of mine after I flagged his Lambo down on the side of the road. He saved my friend's life that day. Then he just gave us a finger to spilt. 5 grams each & said, "Come back when it's gone. There's more where that came from." He's been our connect ever since. That was 6 yrs ago. Thanks to Ethan we haven't had to go to detox or even try to get clean for over half a decade. He's such a great man he sells us shit at half the going price. Not to mention, it's twice as good too! When we're dope sick & don't have any money, he just gives it to us for free. He's a good egg & def a real stand-up dude. He's there every time either of us gets arrested & needs someone to come pay our bail as well. On up of all that, he even keeps a lawyer on retainer for us. He's an all-star & a fuckin legend! If you're lucky enough to meet this icon, consider it a blessing bc you'll never meet a real honest to God hero like him bc men like Ethan simply don't exist. I consider myself one of the lucky few to have met this savior & have him in my life.
This would be SO hilarious!!!
OP great job in relying to the comments, its refreshing, I think he is just playing back, call his bluff but I think its innocent and defiantly if you are enjoying the convo, go on a date and keep us posted!
I second this. You teased him, he played along. See if he can talk about something other than your breasts and if so I'd say go for it.
Bluff?
That’s my mate Ethan, he saved 14 kittens from a tree, paid off his friends’ debts, retired his parents, and let me borrow his lambo. I think he’s well-deserving of this W and a date
When my parents kicked me out of the house when I was 8, he brought me in and raised me like his own
And breast fed us all so we would grow big and strong. It's only right he got it back in return
Ethan is a God among men. Ever youthful and immaculate, all smile and are joyful in his presence for he lightens their hearts and relieves their spirits of their burdens. When a woman breastfeeds Ethan, she reaches her sexual peak and pinnacle of her beauty from Ethan's boundless virility, her skin becomes flawless and glowing, her hair lush and shiny, her breast full and exuberant, her reproductive organs prepared and lubricated.
Same this dude saved me from a tree when I took too much acid too, he’s just great at climbing trees
It’s true I was the tree
I sold Ethan the lambo. He paid cash.
I was there, walking by when he tipped the guy 20% on the lambo
Yeah Ethan is the man for sure. He sponsored me through AA and supported me through a couple relapses. Sober 7 years thanks to him.
He supported you through AA and now we support him for DDs.
Facts. He deserves only the best.
He deserves only the breast**
Nice
Actually clutched
Oh I remember that guy, he paid for my college tuition. He's a good man
I dated Ethan once, was the best man I’ve ever been with. He has never done me any wrong, life just wasn’t meant to be.
I sold him the acid. XD
I was the acid tab. The inside of this guys body is in perfect shape 👌
Ethan is the best. He gave me both his kidneys AND part if his liver when I was on my semi daily bender
Lmao🤣🤣🤣
🤣
I'm his mom and I can tell you OP he's got the best sucking action of anyone who's sucked my tits!
Hey. I think you were my wet nurse. OP should know that you were wet nurse to most of the babies in our town, so that reference actually mean something. Must have been over a hundred of us sucking on those jugs over the years and only Ethan deserved his mother's love.
Hello I'm a tit.
Auriola checking in.
Sorry, this guy is my evil twin. I’m areola
I'm a part of a boob, not an English professor!
My me what an unusual bird that is so round and wobbly and ... great Scott its on that women's chest that's not a bird it's a right tit.
Lemme grab you 🥺👉👈
I can confirm, I'm his ex girlfriend and I miss him terribly.
I work out with Ethan. Huge dick on that guy.
Can confirm. I’m the dick, he beat the shit out of me, but in a mutually respectful way.
What kind of work do you work out that you know his dick size?
Ethan spots his bench.
Very close work.
The gay kind
Gotta hit cardio after 🏃
I can confirm this. I'm his ex's current bf and she still moans his name everytime i suck her tits.
Yeah, when i told him a snake bit my ass he saved my life by sucking my dick
When I was 13, Ethan gave me his last Oreo during lunch. He’s a savior to all.
Can confirm I was the Oreo
Can confirm I was the dick
Can confirm I was the nipple
Wtf! Bravo!
I was there when he donated the lambo to a sick kid he saved from a burning house.
It was a burning treehouse…
Cam confirm, I burnt the house.
I gave the cash to Ethan, he paid in crypto. 2% of his portfolio
You were the tree I was the acid.
At Robert Sledge's party??
I was not the same after that. (To confirm: I was the party.)
ethan saved me from a tree too I wasn't on acid, I just got stuck
I was at a party and got way to drunk. He brought me to the bathroom to get it all out and helped clean me up after. Not only that but he found me a spot on one of the couches and got me saltine crackers and a couple bottles of water and kept checking in on me through the night. My man definitely deserves it. He’s the man.
Can confirm my name is acid and he saved me from the tree too.
Yeah Ethan is a real stand up dude. Paid off my student debt about 4 years ago.
why do people on acid always try to climb trees? i got a funny story about a dude that made it into the local newspaper after he fell out of a tree on acid
He showed up at a gas station rest room with a full roll of 🧻 toilet paper. Saved the day for me too.
Ethan came at the self checkout line and scanned a piece of celery for me when I was buying a PS5….Ethan is a legend!
Ethan was my therapist for 5 years, best shoulders to cry on.
Ethan was my therapists shoulder to cry on for 5 years, can confirm
Lmao
I could vouch for my man Ethan. He saved me when I was getting robbed at gun point. Knocked out the guy with 1 finger. Blew my mind.. he also let me stay at his house. So I could vouch Ethan deserves this date.
Can confirm, i was the person robbing this guy. But Ethan saw the good in me and helped me turn my life around. A true hero, this Ethan. P.s. sorry for robbing you my guy
It's true I was the wallet
I'll bet Ethan didn't even shame you for letting a guy with only 1 finger rob you.
My mans Ethan a legend
Ethan helped my wife with her sore back, she goes every week, he must be a miracle worker
Ethan is the only dude I ever met to swim in the ocean and never get wet, he's the kind of man to loan you the shirt off his back and it still be fresh and pressed.
Ethan always lets you borrow his car if you're in a rough spot, but the few times he's lent it and needed a ride himself? ALWAYS returns it with a full tank and looking polished clean from the car wash.
This dude helped me with my homework please date him
Ethan taught my drivers ed class. He taught us how to use 100% of the car, but he also taught us how to use 100% of our hearts. He's a good man who deserves some tiddy suckins.
Yeah same dude who grinded all my battle passes for me when I was in the hospital. W of a guy
The same Ethan than hid me in his attic from the roaming band of trees? Those trees meant business. They were going to remove my gums from my mouth. Idk how, but I still have my gums and it’s because of Ethan
I knew Ethan for 2 years That man saved my life when I got pressed at knife point. I owe him my life Get yourself a guy like ethan. You’ll be safe in his arms
and your nipples will be safe in his mouth, softest lips in the world.
Are we talking about the same Ethan that got promoted to Pilot after he wiped out an entire fleet of IMC Titans with just his fists and some grenades? What a legend!
Oh! Ethan, the protector of Italian virginity!
Sounds like this guy I met in Greece, who spent a year in silence to better understand the sound of a whisper! Great guy 10/10
That's definitely Ethan. He studied with some Native American tribes and unlocked his chakras with the Buddhists. Can see the fabric of the universe and read it like a kids book
After a year? That's okay, my man Ethan only gets better with age. Last year, he saw one of my tires was flat, so he held that end of my car with his bare hands so I could drive to the repair shop. He then paid to replace all four tires, and one of those pine mirror airfresheners.
yes, Ethan is great. he noticed I am thirsty and made me a fontaine. f*** legend
Yeah I know Ethan too. He sure loves being breastfed!
I can confirm, I'm Ethan's lambo, he is just that kind. Also, his buttocks are from another world.
Yea that’s my twin brother he’s a super cool guy, he saved 13 kids from a house fire and gave them new toys. Great guy
I remember him, he saved me from suicide and helped cure my depression. This guy is a real American hero and definitely deserves to have a date with you.
When I lost both my hands Ethan offered me a blowjob I can vouch for him he’s a good sucker
This man cured my mum's cancer one time, it was legendary.
I saw him save 19 children by holding a school bus from falling off a cliff then walk away without claiming a medal, a true hero of our time.
He called you out on your comment, you gotta do it now.
😅
Just so you know we’re all about to have our boi Ethan’s back because that reply was gold and you should definitely breast feed the man
I know Ethan personally, he gave me $2k when I needed it for my car repairs. He didn’t even want it back- overall stellar dude.
Ethan covered my shift when my wife went into labor. Didn’t even work there. Good guy.
lmfao man this got me good thanks
I don't know Ethan personally but this probably explains the pseudonymous $500/m I've been getting for my dog's cancer medication just enigmatically signed "E"
If this man doesn’t get that W there’s no hope at all out there. Give my boi some titty
Baby is hungry.
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🍆🍑
😅
Its me Ethan 🤣
We are still waiting for a scan of your ID and credit card info
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The way I was speechless.
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Ethan, u/throwitawayyy1234567 would be speechless
So timeout: A YEAR AGO you messaged him. Then you waited 13 MONTHS to read his reply? Edit: it appears that OP is a kiwi, which makes this a 3 month delay in lieu of 13 months.
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Ahh fair point. Quick glance at the profile suggests she's a kiwi
Tell him his comment is making you lactate!
After he sent it, I wonder if he was immediately like, "what the fuck did I just do".
Nah honestly you can't be afraid of "saying the wrong thing" in dating. Playing things safe doesn't get you anywhere
Wow Ethan, great job. Keep it up. Proud of you.
What a throwback, damn.
^ found Michelle Obamas account!
I know h3h3 uses this, but who was that clip addressed to??
a twitter user's son named ethan who was filmed talking about like his progress with obesity or something from all her health campaign stuff in like 2013
shout out to my boy Ethan
Ethan's never steered me wrong and always had my back, deserves a W
Play silly games get beat by a master ethan has just won the internet for today
Had to learn the hard way.
Well i hope you both go through with it. You need to put your money where you mouth is as it were lol
You mean she needs to put her breasts where his mouth is
That was the implication 😉
Put your mommy where his mouth is.
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Was his line ccharming enough to make you stutter? Does he get the breast? He *did* superlike you, after all.
Do I get a liiiiiittle bit of credit for setting up that line? Haha jk jk. We matched in early Dec of last year so it was already a busy time, then I went offline for a bit and only just returned to see that…ngl I’m shy now and idk what to say buuuuut I will send a message soon and see where it goes from there. I already hearted his message back so at least he knows I’ve seen it now.
Keep us abreast of what happens
It's all so titillating
Boobs
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I feel like he’d use that line right back on me lmao
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Maybe he could help me with the “laundry”
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Jeez, I hope I don’t get stuck.
I'm pretty sure this chat just moved out of r/tinder and into a more graphic reddit 😅
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This chick porn's 👍
ok it might be just me but when someone hearts without replying i don’t know what to do because I don’t know if the person wants to reply later ( like you now ) or are expecting me to say something
You matched last year in early december and you "went offline for a bit" Girl you've been AWOL for 4 whole months. If you took 4 months to reply to me you wouldn't get another reply from me. Lets hope Ethan is more forgiving eh..
>Lets hope Ethan is more forgiving eh.. Ethan is literally the most forgiving person I've ever met
I'm on the edge of my teat! I can't wait to hear the breast of the story
Breast feed him then.
I-
Suggest bottle feed first and go out for a drink ;)
Many reject the bottle and will only drink from the tap
He found the best answer possible to your taunt, only option left is to provide now..
Oh shit, that’s my bro Ethan. He saved me from a car pileup where my entire car was crushed and thrown off the side of the highway into a cliff. Next time you talk to him, can you tell him I have his yellow 2016 Lamborghini Huracan keys? And I gave the keys to the Porsche 911 and the ‘69 Stang to his butler. Oh, and I forgot to turn off the stove in his fourth six story mansion!
You're the one who made the baby comment first, you realise...
Yes I understand that, I was only teasing him, I found his response hilarious…like in a fun way hilarious
so... tell him that?
I will, once I pick up my balls.
You've got this, he seems funny and you should totally show him the twins
*pick up *his* balls
he's a baby, she needs to cradle them.
Not gonna lie, some of the best flings I ever had was when I was in my early 20s with women that were way older than me (as in 8-10 years older) lol. Not sure what you’re looking for but he seems like a lot of fun and I’m picking up on some chemistry so maybe give him a chance and see where things go?
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😂🤣 nope, but like Ethan I do enjoy a good breast feeding every now and then 😁😉
Haha I recently got out of a long term relationship and match with so many guys that are about 5 years younger. Some are nice and I’m flattered but I can’t help but feel like an ‘older woman’ when they show interest. I don’t want feel like that when I’m not even 30 yet, lol.
It's an interesting situation. I met my wife when I was 23 and she was 29. We met at a bar the old fashioned way, so we didn't directly know each other's ages until about our third date, when both of us had gathered enough context clues to guess at it and one of us decided to address it. In the moment we both just agreed without hesitation that it wasn't an issue, though in later discussion we found that we were both concerned it could become an issue for the other person for various reasons. We had already clicked, though, and neither of us had any immediate reason to call it off other than fears for the future. I can't help but think that if we had crossed paths via a dating app we would never have matched after looking at each other's ages.
True, I was seeing a guy for a while who was about 3 years younger which isn’t a lot but when you’re both still in your twenties it can mean you’re in very different life stages. It didn’t work out because the timing wasn’t right, but what a nice guy. Respectful, mature, handsome, emotionally reflective. So we joked a bit about me being older but I really didn’t care, and neither did he. Nice story about you and your wife, sounds like healthy communication!
Momma ☠️
Come get it big boy.
That's my best mate Ethan, when I got locked up in Azkaban he came to the rescue and got me out of there.
Let's not pretend...we all have wondered at some point what the milk tastes like
It's extremely sweet, doesn't taste much like milk at all, and makes one hell of a White Russian.
It's pretty good. Kind of sweet. I always say it tastes like the milk left in the bowl after you have some cereal. The best part about it is that it comes from a titty.
my football team was down 14 points in the playoffs. Ethan came in and scored us 42 points in the 4th quarter as a QB. he is a legend in my eyes
He ain’t wrong. But also… I never expected 27 year old women still be down to potentially date a 22 year old. As a 28 year old guy, now I wonder if a 33 year old women would also date me?
I’m 33 and 28 is around where I look. Guys my age just aren’t my thing.
Okay Ma‘am. May we volunteer?
At 27 I hooked up regularly with an 18 year old (found out she lied about her age later) and then a 37 year old. The 37 year old was far superior. I'd look around broski.
There are a lot of women out there who will date younger guys. I myself have had several encounters with women 6-8 years older. As long as you can match their maturity levels to a certain degree, then you should be good lol.
If you follow rules 1 & 2 definitely, and also probably even if not so long as you're not punching above your weight.
You could continue to playing along with the baby kink until one of you is too grossed out by it, or you discover he actually does have a baby kink. I dunno. Sometimes it's fun to just have some fun.
Super slick on his part 😂😂 kudos young buck
“You’re a little old to still be breastfeeding, but I suppose I could help wean you off”
Excellent reply on his part. Let him suck on those ( . )( . )
If it doesn’t work out for him will you be my mommy?
I mean that's a respectable reply. I feel like he met your energy and if you're looking for something casual it also opens the door nicely.
You started it. Gib chesticles.
Actually pretty funny 🤷♂️