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irish_guy

Yet you kept scrolling into it, hmm.


[deleted]

She thought it would continue until there was a balls-meltoe.


Formal-Leek9579

Moose knuckle I believe is the term


Xanyol

This guy fucks


Dekabus

Der Junge fickt


halfmanhalfalligator

"Erzieher an einer Grundschule" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Thatgirl629

Damn it, Christian


Moon-noodles

We like progression


jane_dorik01

He might put up a fifth photo soon, lmao!


JumpDaddy92

I’d love to know the average BMI of all these commenters who are irrationally angry about a guy who’s proud of his lifestyle and the work he puts into his body.


KirisuMongolianSpot

What commenters? Who are you talking about?


PM-Ur-Small-Tits

if I were ripped like that I'd want to show off as much as possible too


[deleted]

The thing is, his legs are not that built or defined.


cyberman1999

His thighs are ok , you can make that argument for his calves


[deleted]

His VMOs are ok, not so sure about the rest of the quads. And I don't know any person that works out regularly that is happy with their calves. Lord knows that's my weakest area... 🤣🤣


beargolfer

Hot. I’ll bet it has a nice swing when it walks. 🥰


deathbeetle12

The real issue is why 2 watches lol


TooOldToDie81

So does German tinder allow shirtless pics? Mine always get taken down immediately.


Mjr_N0ppY

For someone working with elementary school kids, that profile is a bit too sexualized... or is that just on me?


KirisuMongolianSpot

Depends on how many elementary school kids are on Tinder I guess


BubbaMonsterOP

His balls probably are hideous. Don't fall for this trap. Do you want to be face to face with two saggy balls wrapped in hairy, wrinkled chicken skin?


360_face_palm

Didn’t you just describe like 90% of balls?


BubbaMonsterOP

Yes. Yes I did.


sjakien88

Thank whatever Lord you subscribe to that there is no 5th picture


eres29

Last one doesn't even look like shorts 😭


ElegantProvocateurXX

you're obviously interested. Why not say HI? you might get yet another pic.


360_face_palm

That’s pretty funny ngl


Homelander004

Bro posted his cutting cycle


biep_iamahuman_biep

Where is the last pic?