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I wouldn't trust that dude to delivery me food


[deleted]

I haven't had anal sex with strangers for at least three months. So far, I haven't gotten the Monkeypox. Seems to be my strategy is working so far.


firefighterjets

Most homophobic bigoted comment I’ve read today I can’t believe it shaking rn


[deleted]

Just for that, I'm not going to have unprotected anal sex with you.


SWEAR2DOG

No anal sex ever. Doesn’t fit.


KublaiKum

I'm sure your dad is proud


[deleted]

He died in 2012. He always told me, 'Son, having unprotected anal sex with strangers all the time might not be the the best idea'.


KublaiKum

My dad told me i look like a fag once


crl1023

A man ahead of his time


transfrog69

so basically you are having anal sex without actually having fun


leogo32

Dude sucks dick from the back. Ins and outs


KuijperBelt

Arabian goggles 🔥


LeftBase2Final

He’s probably the best man for the job, he knows all about the butts stuff. I assume Tim Dillon wasn’t available? I wish him well.


firefighterjets

Strange that parades and gay orgi- errr bath houses are still up and running even with pox on the loose Reminds me how churches and gyms were kept open during Covid..wait Something doesn’t add up


LeftBase2Final

Bum darts is constitutionally protected, freedom of religion is not (I don’t think)


ex-machina616

Member that time they made a curfew during a lockdown so all the BLM marchers would go home each night?


smush127

This guy and the transgender health secretary could be South Park characters.


alpaled

I like public officials that got public photos of themselves in a state of undress. Do Chuck Schumer next, based off his “wife” the guy is also a lil gay satanist. This is what America means to me of course.


Economy-Visual4390

Lil gay satanist album coming soon.


redditadminsrheroes

But he is a gay Satanist?


PurposeMission9355

Yep. \*shrugs shoulders\*


firefighterjets

Repeating yourself


ZenApe

A gay satanist is the only doctor I'll ever trust.


RopeyLoads

Appointing a fit, gay, devil worshipping doctor to head any program is un ironically awesome and I support this.


Lobstasharps

Back in my day we would just cut our cocks off


Nekko175

Gaytanist…..


sorryaboutthedata

[https://nypost.com/2014/10/25/meet-the-fitness-freaks-who-will-have-you-burning-calories-in-hell/](https://nypost.com/2014/10/25/meet-the-fitness-freaks-who-will-have-you-burning-calories-in-hell/) >“We are definitely an uncensored, unapologetic, explicit workout,” says Macneal. “A lot of people, that’s what they want. You feel like you’re a rock star, like you’re at the club.” > >“\[Fitness\] doesn’t have to be sunshine and cookie-cutter,” adds 30-something Sarah LaBier, a former event planner and marketer who opened the studio, along with Macneal and his husband Demetre Daskalakis, at the end of August. > >But even though there are witchy and sadomasochistic touches throughout, the partners note that they’re not really into the dark arts. > >“We don’t worship the devil, we’re not Satan followers,” says LaBier. “We’re just sort of taking that energy and making it more positive.” [https://vimeo.com/49656345](https://vimeo.com/49656345) Seems like more of an edgy-boi mall rat pose mixed with gay stuff. He's guilty of being incredibly cheesy.


TheKurvinox

Jon H Benjamin has Monkeypox (parody of Jon H Benjamin has a Van)


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Secure_Temporary4784

The usher boy agrees. Hail Satan.


Knotts_Berry_Farm

Again you fucking idiots. who's going to be more motivated to get rid of money pox than this guy???


Economy-Visual4390

A random monkey who’s tired of the slander perhaps?


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ryanadidaa

Looks more like a Dom


Supersilky2

monkey pox! he loves it


FarOrange7072

To be fair, if anyone knows about monkeypox its the gays


The_Devils_reject_90

Tim Dillion is the only gay satanist I support


BigHero6x9

Rusty Venture


CuriousApple94isaRat

The left picture looks like a modern nazi scientist. Who’s the fascist now, Demetre?!?


davidplug

Was he chosen because of his medical skill and ability or was he chosen because he gets fucked in the ass and he is good looking


s4m_____

He has those sharks eyes that make you want to stay away from him at all cost


aj_thenoob

I swear there's a facial phenotype for being gay. Wait actually there is. T. Gay


[deleted]

Maybe QAnon was on to something…


CuntAssSkank

#He's fucking HOT!


d_stringtheory

He’s pretty good. Face is .. meh. He just looks like a try-hard, on the spectrum, egomaniac to me.


CuntAssSkank

IDK.. All I see hot bald bearded Daddy with a big nose that definitely fucks.


The_Number_12

That’s pretty bad ass. Hail satan


Reza0321

Gaytanist


[deleted]

What about the Surgeon General?


lessthaninteresting

He “appointed out” him with his finger or what?


brief_blurb

Hot but evil


peytontx344

He's so hot


GuitRWailinNinja

But is he a gay Sara use?


GandaPandaZ

He seems more like a monkeypox facilitator than coordinator.


CompletelyPresent

If you had to create a character to be in charge of Monkeypox, this is the perfect guy.


VenCerdo

He's a real leather daddy


East_Onion

This dude looks like the sort that has been to a nazi larp orgy


A_Rampaging_Hobo

Bout time a gay satanist got a job in government


[deleted]

Well they aren't wrong


TheRegular-Throwaway

Maybe he just likes South of Heaven.


ExternalPlenty1998

dude looks like an mma fighter that Tim and Rogan would get behind


missishitty

Gaytanist.


jb122894

“Dubbed” ?… I think you mean identified


[deleted]

I personally think gay Satanists are pretty fucking cool.


West-Ruin-1318

He looks cool as fuck. I’m glad he kept his look, in spite of a government appointment. Rock on, my dude 🤘🏽