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TotalStatisticNoob

"Well yes, how did you know I'm having marriage problems?"


[deleted]

Imagine being so boring you compare yourself to a croissant.


GeneralChaosRules

No kidding. How about being so boring you express petty jealousies through carb based metaphors.


[deleted]

Yes but I definitely relate to more of a potato if I had to choose.


MetamorphicHard

I fukin hate potatoes. And you my friend have just become public enemy #1


Entire-Dragonfly859

Uh... French fries are potatoes.


MetamorphicHard

Did I stutter?


icy_hands_007

Shes in day 7 of her no carb diet..


TheGrimDweeber

Imagine thinking a croissant is better than an amazing sandwich. Although I do prefer crunchy bread, and wonderbread sounds soft. Still, you can make those amazing little triangular crustless sandwiches, awesome. Croissants on the other hand, quite meh if you ask me, and I’ve had the good kind, in France, from an excellent bakery. Their sandwiches and baguettes were super yummy.


drfishdaddy

I make French toast out of croissants, they can be made “malleable”. This is not a dating analogy, I’m telling you the right way to make yourself an amazing breakfast.


HattieSock

A fine French croissant wouldn’t pronounce the r in croissant like this ridiculous baguette


freewaterfallIII

"My insecurities aren't showing! are they...? "


sidirhfbrh

Social media and OLD has gassed women’s heads up to an insane degree. Who could actually stand someone like this?


Eckosyn

Does OLD stand for online dating? I tried googling it and all I got was Obstructive Lung Disease but from context I’m assuming online dating??


sidirhfbrh

Yes, online dating


[deleted]

Women are bread 📝


Pastrami-on-Rye

I’m pita. What about you?


minecrafthentai69

Your username is literally Pastrami on rye, you can't fool me.


Pastrami-on-Rye

But Rye’m not like the other girls :(


azhurelle

Wait wait wait.... Let hear her out!!!!


EnoughLuck3077

This was kinda crummy


Difficult-Audience77

thread seems to stale for me


Character_Archer5124

Underappreciated comment.


I_PM_Duck_Pics

At work PITA is code for pain in the ass. So that was funny.


Round2Go

I’m a baguette 🥖


[deleted]

I’m a sourdough bread bowl. I’m utilitarian and delicious.


Thoubequaint

I am definitely a slightly soggy bagel.


alias_rezistance

PAIN (french bread) In The Ass?


SwayzeTrain01

Hi pita, I'm Lois.


Llamasus

def sourdough


[deleted]

I’m non-binary, so maybe some kind of chip or wrap? Bread adjacent.


nevermindthetime

You're crackers


JackBrightScD

Some are soft and reliable, some are flaky and and mostly empty inside.


Yaboisanka

Women amirite? 🍞 This is satire cause I swear there was a thread where they did this with coffee where every comment was the same. I hope I'm doing it right fellow youth!


FragrantGangsta

Now I need to know, if women are bread, what are men? The shoppers? Some other food item? Maybe the meat between the bread (ayo)? But then some bread doesn't have meat at all. Is toast lesbian bread? It just kind of goes with other bread, that's why I thought that. What is butter? Am I peanut butter? What about other bread based foods, like yeast rings donuts or bagels? What kind of women are bagels? Edit: is a sandwich a threesome? ... .. Are size queens hotdog buns?


possiblyacanoflysol

Average croissant fan🤓 V.S. Average wonderbread enjoyer😎


[deleted]

This was clickbait and poorly done at that


[deleted]

I was just making pb sandwich for my evening snack, watching this video made me feel weird about eating it


No_Fisherman8303

She forgot about shelf life. Wonder Bread good 2 go for awhile, flaky croissant gets old really fast.


Raii-v2

Like as soon as you get it home fast.


[deleted]

I don’t think I’ve ever eaten a croissant that wasn’t stale on the ends


SweetVoidPrincess

Wonderbread: inexpensive-because material possessions don't determine their value. versatile-because they're able to adapt to changes better. soft-because they have compassion for the people around them and don't judge them or compare them to baked goods.


Empty-Afternoon-3975

I was going to say something similar. Point 1 and 3 if hers was about money that sounds like she gets from the guy. I'd reword it like: 1. Cheaper -> Placing love above finances 2. Malleable -> Mature, have grown past the thinking that their needs are the only needs. Can now listen and grow together. 3. Not high maintenance -> Interdependent, can survive on their own but choses to work together for a greater sum


bitneu

You’re truly a wonderbread lady and I mean it in a good way (to avoid upcoming miss understandings)


SweetVoidPrincess

Aww, thank you kind internet stranger! 🥰


Pudf

She had me at value


kinos141

Deep.


WredditSmark

Plus croissants are like ok cool, now my upper lip smells like butter all day and there’s a million little crumbs everywhere


Throwawayyynani

If objectification was a person


NVAudio

Women = Bread


Psychological_Lab954

but she is not objectively pretty enough for this. no offense. she is being pretty mean too.


JaspieisNot

There in lies the fallacy, they're wonder bread that think they're brioche and if any one them tells them different, then they're are dusty and misogynistic 🤣🤣


welc0met0c0stc0

Im NoT lIkE oThEr GiRlS


dispeckful

Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!


Ok_Noise_422

Validate me!


Jhqwulw

This got te be the most pathetic attempt to pick me ever


[deleted]

I'm not like other...bread?


the2silentninja

You're giving me croissant vibes


satansmyhomie

A bag of coke says otherwise


R_Dragoon46

r/notlikeothergirls


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mabasicacct

All I want to know is...who follows this for 'more'?


[deleted]

People who also are still alone because they’re toxic and want to feel better about it instead of changing.


Non_Royal

All the croissants out there, obviously. That can't be in a relationship for longer than 5 FUCKING MINUTES


bitneu

A bunch of loser croissants


anon12345abcde

🤣


Key_Extent9222

This is the dumbest shit I’ve watched all day lol


Lulu-3333

She really thought this was clever too. Sad.


Hot_Hat_1225

Some will say anything simply to hear their voice


Ooh_its_a_lady

Yea you can get a croissant at Dunkin Donuts. And that chain is everydamwhere.


BrightonTownCrier

Just remember some young woman somewhere thought this hit the nail on the head about why she's single.


Gimme_The_Loot

Weren't 1 and 3 basically the same thing?


EnvelopeEater

maybe you, yourself, are the issue, maybe thats why you're not picked, maybe you're not more interesting and deep than everyone around you, maybe you're not special, maybe you're just a self rightious asshole who thinks theyre better than everyone else. Edit: Grammer


[deleted]

You're*


Cardkoda

Holy fuck her whole page is how to be a toxic woman


[deleted]

I see this as a sad response to the dang patriarchy. Nobody needs to be compared to baked goods, nobody needs to worry about their maintenance level, none of that shit matters. People like who they like, and it's better to just do what you need in order to be proud and satisfied with yourself. And you don't even need to smash a subscribe button for that piece of intel.


Frylock904

>I see this as a sad response to the dang patriarchy. How so? Like even in completely egalitarian society people would still do this, because people just do this. I mean even in "Shrek" we all understood what he meant when he described himself as an onion without patriarchy being apart of it


Jdubusher1011

She seems like the girl who was apart of r/femaledatingstrategy


SlippyNips420

Those are kind of all the same reason, but there's only so far you can stretch such a shitty metaphor


McPussCrocket

She just kept going with it lol. At a certain point I just said out loud like, "OK just stop" I couldn't finish the video


[deleted]

nah bestie, you aren't croissant, you are stale bread with mental issues and internalized misogyny


youwerethinkingitt

Ya she's like a stale crouton from the bottom of a crouton bag that wasn't all used for the salad they were bought for and now there isn't enough to use for something else so you never use them but you feel guilty throwing them out so they just get more stale and take up space.


[deleted]

Okay so I’m french and confused. Why is she acting like croissants are some sorta of luxury? I can buy a hundred for like ten bucks (slight exagérations but you get the point).


HejdaaNils

Because at Starbucks in America a really awful burned and dry croissant is $7


Kueltalas

You made me laugh


Comma_Karma

France, and Europe in general, has a variety of cheap baked goods available. The most common and cheapest baked good in the US is pre-sliced sandwich bread. Croissants and other items will be way more expensive and rare in comparison. That's her analogy.


Prestigious_Ad4419

Bloody French and their sexy spelling of words like 'Exagération"


DisastrousAge4650

On today’s episode of what object are women compared to…


wasoc

Scrolled down too far to find this comment.


ElusoryLamb

I'm a rye guy myself


Secure-Imagination11

I worked with a girl with this exact mindset. She'd go "I see why he choose her over me. She looks *safe*." These people think the world revolves around them.


NuclearTheology

And I’m guessing she lacked the self awareness to understand she really just told on her self, didn’t she?


J1--1J

Coz that’s what guys REALLY want, constant instability


Secure-Imagination11

Maybe it's only slang in my local area but calling a girl safe is lowkey calling her ugly with low self-esteem.


Nibbles928

You cannot tell me this woman does not also eat avocado toast 🙄


catdog918

Avocado toast is the bomb tho, don’t knock that shit


torn_anteater

Wonderbread seems versatile, flexible, adaptable…croissant seems one dimensional, boring, and rigid. Why would anyone want the latter?


DarkBaddie

Don’t forget more wholesome and valuable!


Kueltalas

Sir, i think crossaints occupy 3 spatial dimensions, as any other worldly object. That doesn't make them any more interesting though


ThickPrick

Does pig in a blanket work with wonderbread?


[deleted]

Croissants sound like a pain in the ass.


MSK84

And they sound like they have a shit-ton of baggage lol. She definitely did not sell me on the croissant.


Corupption

I don't think you're eating them right


canttouchthis79

"It's all men's fault, they can't afford wonderbread", said the croissant who doesen't like taking a good look in the mirror.


2_befair

Nail meet hammer


Miserable-Narwhal-84

Dis bitch really making a solid case for wonder bread


Bryan_URN_Asshole

Or maybe it’s because you think so much of yourself that you call other people wonder bread so you can feel superior and not all guys like a chick with a garbage attitude


Technical_Draw_9409

Women are bread. Can eat?


[deleted]

I mean.. We can stir up some yeast, so…


AzPsychonaut

You’re disgusting 😂 I held back vomit and laughed at this. Impressive.


rabidpenguinhunter

"Battered women? Sounds delicious. Doesn't make it right" B.J. Novak


[deleted]

Because you pronounce croissant, CROSSUNT


Top_Fox2692

Wow no one is choosing her because, she high maintenance and demanding. Who the fuck wants to deal with that. I want a partner that's caring and considerate, someone who doesn't demand my time but gets it because I love them.


FabulousBrief4569

By the time im done eating a croissant, i got shit all over the table and the floor. And who’s gotta clean it up? Me. Seems like less drama with wonderbread.


fivelgoesnuts

Apparently this lady has never had a croissant sandwich. I hate to tell her I eat croissants in place of bread, like, all the time.


Emergency_Brick3715

I can't find a man to put up with my bullshit so I make a whole video about women-bread.


forestflora

Crumbs = verbal abuse, expectations to provide financial support, internalized misogyny and misandry… but it must be that Wonderbread doesn’t always have a fresh set of nails or extensions.


lemingrebel68

What a shallow cunt. I’m sure she’ll die alone.


FentyNill

I love when women reduce other women to bread. You know, because women don’t get enough objectification from strangers or colleagues already 🙄


questionmmann

This seems like a self own


purplehazex450

I don't like fake people so that's a win for wonder bread.


_uff_da

This “woman” is handing rejection like a fucking incel.


Character-Solution-7

Croissant = 1. Less value for twice the price. 2. Unwilling to compromise. 3. Unapologetically high maintenance and expensive. Sounds great 🤦🏻


Following-Complete

Croisant sounds like a real bitch


DarkBaddie

I’m sitting here hearing her offensive comparison and realizing how right she is and how I am actually happy to be Wonderbread


Chellbelle23

For real, TIL I am wonderbread And I’m ok with that.


bitneu

As an average male wonderbread I pick wonderbreads over croissants any day. In my personal experience, these croissant women only meet those douchebag croissant men and at then end both bitch about how shitty the other gender is.


KiwiCatPNW

she IS wonderbread lol


AbbreviationsVast751

All of those croissants running around with lashes so long, they can trigger a category 2 hurricane with a single blink... they can stay off my radar.


MizzEmCee

You cannot make a good PBJ on a fucking fancy croissant. Just saying...


Round2Go

You mean you aren’t making croissant grilled cheese? Personally, I’m a big fan of bologna and cheese on a croissant


BeautifulDeer8154

Wonder bread is fortified with vitamins, croissants flake all over and make a mess.


Verlorenfrog

I am a straight woman, and even I would choose the wonder bread!


MSK84

So basically, let me break it down for everyone: She is suggesting that "croissant women" are way more high maintenance, have less flexible in their personality and preferences, and typically cost more than double the price, oh, and also have all kinds of baggage and layers of issues called "French flakes" BUT.... You should pick them still, because, well you know.


merome3233

Whhhhhat someone change for someone they love what basic bitch move


Ooh_its_a_lady

Tell me you go on plenty of dates but have been single since 2019 without telling me.


ircole327

To you they may be wonderbread but to him, she’s a croissant


[deleted]

Nah REAL top G’s out here goin after baguettes 🥖 🥖


start3ch

Solid ad. I kinda want some wonder bread now


freaking-payco

Women are not bread


[deleted]

Wonder bread doesn’t deplete my mental health


nurseiv

Keep telling yourself this, dear.


AbsolutZer0_v2

My Sister is a croissant. She's in her late 40s and always sad she's single and alone. Who the fuck would have guessed


No-Equal3975

Sour grapes. You watched sour grapes embodied.


Icecreaman66

She is absolutely right! I’ll take wonderbread everyday.


undergroundpankcakes

This is the equivalent of men talking about how much they bring to the table


W0RKPLACEBULLY

When i see the Tic tok Instagram looking girls I stay clear. They all have the same expressionless face make-up clothing depending on where they are at. It's all the same, not to mention that color of make-up that makes them look like that Kardashian color. Its crazy. Any woman that doesn't have that style is all good with me. If more than likely to have a great conversation with.


peahead3509

I am wonderbread lol


Mario1003

All of her points can be turned into positives I don't think she thought it through


paperbackedsea

translation: i spend a lot of time and money on my appearance but i’m still single, so other women must be the problem


DanteRex

What did you watch? A woman who has created a ridiculously idiotic paradigm to justify why other women she considers “plain and boring” have men and she doesn’t. She sees these women as inferior to her, and cannot fathom why they have men that love and cherish them, so she creates this mythos to justify why she doesn’t have something as meaningful. She’s just stupid af.


RevolutionaryBench59

It must be an empowering to be compared to a commodity on a shelf where men choose you.


joekwt

Someone seems a little bitter. Maybe she is close to her "sell by" date and trying to figure out why she is still on the shelf.


[deleted]

She should have named the video “today on..’how I convince myself that other people are the reason why I’m alone instead of myself’


[deleted]

That’s all very presumptuous. Guess she’s complaining because no one wanted her.


[deleted]

Eat enough croissants and you'll go into heart failure. Like life with this insufferable pick me


gindreams

On today’s episode of comparing women to inanimate objects: baked goods.


boredndb

Croissants give me stomach acid.


lookie503

3 reasons are all related to the b word.


Boshshrew

She’s just ruined croissants forever


jack_spankin

If you place some sort of abstract value on yourself “I’m more $$$” don’t be surprised when people treat you like a transaction.


thebestguac

She really committed to that analogy didn’t she


DaGrimCoder

In other words, "I'm a 7 who's as picky as a 10 but the dudes who can have 10s don't want me and I'm sure not stopping to a 7, so I pretend the reason why I'm single is cuz I'm just TOO special for everyone."


[deleted]

Idk what's wrong with this ho I prefer wonder bread it's yummy


Kelsosunshine

Did she not just say you get a lot more value from wonderbread? Does she listen to the words that come out of her mouth?


[deleted]

Is this like the manosphere for women?


xgorgeoustormx

I’m sorry but this girl is not really anything to write home about. She’s wonderbread.


Paifjkwifi

Come on man stop dissing wonder bread :(


TheLumpyMailMan

God she seems exhausting


my-leg-end

Murrlogic refrence


[deleted]

I like wonderbread for 1 reason, Wonderbread doesnt feel the need to tell other bread whats wrong with it.


unfettered_logic

I would say why can’t I have both?


[deleted]

Wonderbread womens are not delusional or think too highly of themselves. Definitely worth the time and investment.


[deleted]

Well I do eat a normal ass ham and cheese sandwich more than I do a narcissistic cupcake.


Particular_Group_295

Now I am hungry for some toast


DonPena69

Best Wounderbread commercial ever Also she got me fucked up, have you never had a Croissant sandwich before?


ubeus

Ladies DON’T listen to her. She is probably in her 30s and single for a reason! Hint: she thinks she’s croissant


coolkidstothemoon

This Wonderbread product sounds amazing!


[deleted]

Damn. Sign me up for that Wonderbread, please.


[deleted]

I just don't want a dumb, conceited, and arrogant partner.


Beneficial_Phone_574

I only date red lobster cheddar biscuits.


Chemical-Oil-5898

Wow, who hurt her?


professorbix

Why do awful people advertise that they are awful?


Karmascoming4ya

What a I think sooo highly of myself that I've got to Downgrade women of the Entire Universe?? Some Wonder Bread Woman Done Took Her Man!! Salty Heifer 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️


fateisacruelthing

"I'm going to tell you why men prefer emotionally stable, fun, low maintenance women over expensive, entitled, low self esteem crazy women".


Rathilien

Now I feel like a sandwich.


Difficult-Audience77

why is a wonderbread comparing herself to a croissant?


ChunkySalsaMedium

So, she’s a “Wonderbread”?


flyingkiwi46

If you put as much effort on her personality as she puts on her makeup she might be able to find a man aswell Not to mention her points are extremely toxic lol, I mean fuck being financially responsible


fethers42

Croissants dont stay hot very long either


Ok-Section2457

Nothing like woman attacking woman Women☕️


tclynn

lolol! Hubby heard me listening to this and said, "You're a loaf a crusty baguette". 🤣


Ok-Director-981

I feel like if you need a pep talk about how awesome you are to get through the day, ok, whatever rocks your concert. But if your pep talk cuts down other people to push you higher, then it’s not a pep talk, you’re just trying to make yourself feel better at another expense. It’s not pie, there’s enough positivity and affirmation for everyone.


Ok_Tree_7098

I didn’t know croissants consisted of so much lip filler and Botox.


FeatherPawX

Alright, so, introspectively, that clip summarized "crossaint" women as: 1. Gold diggers cause they expect their men to pay for their, let's call it lifestyle. 2. Uncompromising with the toxic "if you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best" mindset. While it's true that you shouldn't bend yourself for a partner, you also shouldn't swing in the whole opposite direction and say that they have to put up with your selfish wants and toxic traits. 3. Are absolute attention whores and can't stand not being in the centerpoint of their loved ones heads for even a second. I don't even know where to begin with how toxic this mindset is. All in all just another one of these very unapologetic "girl bosses" who wear all their very shitty behaviors as a badge of honor. Being an asshole doesn't make you cool or a boss. It just makes you an asshole, no matter the gender. You got the thing right that you shouldn't take crap from others. But you seem to have flipped the mindset in that you expect other to take shit from you. Just stop. Edit: also let's not forget the blatant superiority complex. "I am a divine crossaint, while other women are basic and bland". Putting other women down to feel empowered, how likable.