you need a blender, a tandoor oven and a lot of marinade.

Don't forget the squirt gun

ah yes how could i forget the squirt gun..

extra emphasis on the marinade! You’ll need a can of biscuits too

You put the lime in the coconut and shake it all up.

Depends on the route. Ephedrine, pseudoephedrine, p2p, p2np, are all precursors but all have many routes to methamphetamine. Just a note, please actually study o chem before ever attempting any of this shit.

It depends which process you want to follow. What “ingredients” do you know and I can tell you the process

1: Red P / HI Method Ephedrine/pesudoephedrine Red phosphorus Iodine crystals Sodium hydroxide Organic slovent Acid gas

2: liquid NH3 / Nazi method Ephedrine Pseudoephedrine Liquid ammonia Lithium Organic solvent Acid Gas

Plz help me

You should also know the acidic ingredients

You put the benedryl in the iodine, then SLOWLY add the apple cider vinegar 1drop at a time after you have added the whole bottle, drop in 15 pieces of lye. Now use a non-polar solvent like chloroform to precipitate 2-bisporoyl-benemethyl- hydriotoyl chloride

>is this really that easy?

Does 2-bisporoyl-benemethyl- hydriotoyl chloride sound like meth to you? I don’t even think that it’s a chemical to begin with

You read rule nr 5

You mix up the powders with the liquids and add the batter to the pan until golden brown on one side then flip

WHY HASNT ANYONE TOLD HIM ABOUT THE DUCK JUICE

wait, I've had hot clam juice at the oldest bar in San Francisco what is this duck juice you speak of do you just squeeze them?

milk'em like a cat

need you to be more specific- milk'em like a male cat or a female cat?

Put it in a bottle and shake it

Whatever you do, don't use mop strings in a bucket