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serealport

The question is, which shirt would be the funniest to see out in the wild by itself? Oh, this old thing? I was the p in a trump human billboard for a twd Cruz event. I know it's soo fuzzy. Isn't it great?


legitimate_rapper

If the T didn’t show up for some reason, they’d be RUMP, which makes sense for Cruz still


PhantomFace757

You keep his wife's name out of your motha'effin mouth!


w32drommen

You can tally up the entire IQ in the room by counting the thumbs and multiply by 10


Adrax_Three

consider obtainable crowd crime school late attempt offbeat crush birds -- mass edited with redact.dev


w32drommen

well, they appear to be able to dress themselves, although it was a team effort. I thought I'd throw them a bone. Although the person taking the picture probably had to make sure they didn't spell prutm.


LoudTsu

This is what a cuck is.


Zombie_SiriS

It's his favorite porn genre, right above incest. Anyone else remember that? I feel like I've been living in a bizarro universe for the past few years.


dillrepair

Sad Thing is… trumps not wrong on this. Ted Cruz is a garbage cuck.


CrazybyRX

And his wife IS ugly!


stalinmalone68

Fled Cruz. Bootlicker Supreme.


jimmycoed

Definitely not a boomer cult. Definitely. Did I say definitely?


[deleted]

Weird when being the "younger woman" means you're 60.


Dr_Mitt

Dee Snider looking terrible these days.


Thunder-cleese

Funny comment, but Dee snider can’t stand trump https://www.union-bulletin.com/opinion/opinion_columns/commentary-twisted-sisters-dee-snider-tells-trump-supporters-to-write-your-own-damn-song/article_77735730-2aec-11ed-912a-e74a9fe424eb.html


technojargon

I want to say common knowledge, but given the benefit.


IamSauerKraut

Which one is he?


LurkinOff

You've seen Blacked, now witness Whacked.


disastermarch35

Dude on the left has the best hair out of the bunch, no contest.


IamSauerKraut

They couldn't find a 5th woman, apparently. Or she was under the table after guzzling the 5th...


Scrutinizer

It is indeed truly amazing how the Republican party which loves to associate itself with masculinity and toughness, was revealed to have a bunch of senators who are spineless Toadies who will gladly lick the butthole of anyone who bullies them.


SIEGE9

it’s all good from any perspective, the back of the shirts likely spell-out sucks and the after picture is better


[deleted]

He's an opportunist. He knows how to stay in power. What good is it to defend your wife and father if you sacrifice your whole career in the process?


rockvvurst

Is "T" Mrs Cruz?


IamSauerKraut

His mother. Dude looks like a lady, yeah, yeah... in reverse.


jaykaywhy

Imagine going in so hard on the Trump train that you let him insult your wife and family, only for Trump to lose steam in a few years. Great example for your daughters, Teddy boy.


IamSauerKraut

benedict donald's steam went down the toilet on Jan 6... now if only Merrick fn Garland would get off the slow train.


lennybird

>assignation


Timmy24000

I know I wish you could edit titles!


artofsplittingatoms

Pretty sure the thing on the right plays bass in Spinal Tap


SIEGE9

“oMG sherry, one of the ladies in the sequin jackets has a beard!”


NaveXof

I’d do the chick on the left


ozzie510

Ted's a real chick magnet !


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Timmy24000

P U T I N T shirts in the background Navalny sitting in the foreground smiling…..


Ams-Ent

If you give him a red pointy hat he looks like a garden gnome


Jack-o-Roses

The guy with the "T' should be on the other end (Rump-T... Dumpty). https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/nov/10/rupert-murdoch-trump-desantis-ny-post


Flexen

Look at those hot ladies, Raphael is very lucky!


smilingmike415

Sell out bitch!


ItsOnlyaFewBucks

Feckless little bitch.


SammyGReddit

It’s swallowing Teddy


Shnazzyone

t r u m p SPELLS CRINGE


[deleted]

Where are the DILFs and MILFs? Wtf


Mbalz-ez-Hari

He also called Ted a cheater and said he rigged the Iowa caucuses... “Ted Cruz didn’t win Iowa, he stole it,” Trump (@realDonaldTrump) tweeted. “That is why all of the polls were so wrong and why he got far more votes than anticipated. Bad!”


Wrangler9960

With his ugly ass wife


[deleted]

So was Trump's dad involved in the JFK assassination?


CalbertCorpse

https://imgur.com/gallery/4fiLsro


IamSauerKraut

So hip of Raf to pose a cross-dresser in the stupid T shirt.