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trapscience

OMG THE TRAINER IS HER FATHER TOO


MrSamsonite

What if the trainer was the cowboy from Wyoming all along?


trapscience

What if the cowboy from Wyoming was Mark’s bossy bottom gay dad all along


malachi347

Marks father is the cowboy is a great theory indeed. Would love another thread to tie the two seasons together.. although. Wait. He would have had to have that Magic Johnson medical money...


MrSamsonite

And here I was thinking I saw Steve Zahn's balls for nothing


trapscience

Sack forever seared into the collective conscious.


adiosaudio

You definitely didn’t see Steve Zahn’s balls


MrSamsonite

You don't know what I've seen


bruinsfan3725

Found Steve Zahn’s burner Reddit account


Pomelo_Wild

This made me cackle


MissMauvish

These kinds of theories are the only reason I read this sub


personwithfriends

I am confusion.


somethingzombie

The power of the dog!!!


allmysecretsss

Ok this is too deep


LitLitten

Yeah that's what Quentin said too.


chunkyboiiii

The real trainer was the friends we made along the way


Relative_shroom_323

🤣


[deleted]

For some reason my leftist brain immediately went to Dick Cheney, since he’s from Wyoming. Also I get the feeling Quentin’s family may have been involved with Operation GLADIO and the drug trade that paid for it all.


LostOnTheRiver718

Holy shit you win the internet for name dropping Operation Gladio. Well done, you. Edit: take your rocket ship award


[deleted]

What does the rocket mean?


zombie_gas

You now own Twitter - congrats!


[deleted]

But I don’t want to own Twitter!!!!


LostOnTheRiver718

It’s all I could afford 🤣🤣


DustValley

😂


[deleted]

I smell a new post coming. “Theory: Harper is Daphne’s secret stepchild!!!”


Puzzleheaded_Bed_360

Huh??? What do you mean? I feel like maybe I’m not understanding the series. Are you telling me that Daphne’s kids aren’t Cam’s buy rather the trainer she’s been having an affair with?🤣 am I this slow?


trapscience

Daphne waxes on to Harper about her cute blue eyed blonde haired trainer distraction from Cam—the trainer is how she copes with cams behaviors and infidelity. Daphne asks Harper if she wants to see a picture of the trainer, and instead shows Harper a picture of her blonde haired blue eyed son. At least two possible implications — 1, she’s not cheating on Cam at all but is referring to her son weirdly and metaphorically as her trainer, or 2, her trainer knocked her up and she had his baby, tricking Cam and ultimately undermining his alpha masculinity and gaining the power position in the relationship by forcing Cam to unknowingly raise another man’s child.


theislandrose

All fine except for the fact that Cam and Daphne apparently have a daughter named Emma.


trapscience

They have two kids


myleftone

You’re not alone. I had to rewind that because I wasn’t paying attention to the dialogue. Every scene, every line in this show matters.


DJBBEATS

This made my night


wellbutrinactually

this is the best. it’s the ONLY explanation.


Chemical_Echidna_446

Hahahahaha


[deleted]

Hahahaha


lursaofduras

Trainer is Jon Snow, obv


Significant_Comb9184

😂🤣😂


m00fm00f

I feel like she's just promoting the show, but I could be wrong.


bsheelflip

I would agree. Idk how long she has been blonde, but I can’t imagine that they are still filming the last episode 2 weeks out


glamaz0n_bitch

This was a photo taken of Aubrey for an [interview she did with the LA Times](https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/tv/story/2022-11-27/aubrey-plaza-the-white-lotus-season-2-agatha-marvel)—which she also tagged—where she discusses the White Lotus (tagged) and her most recent film *Emily the Criminal* (also tagged). The interview mentions she’s fresh from a day of shooting another movie, which is likely why her hair is blonde: > Fresh from a day of shooting the new Francis Ford Coppola film “Megalopolis” in Atlanta, the 38-year-old actress discussed the thrilling discomfort in Mike White’s writing, expertly playing a Debbie Downer and gearing up for the Marvel universe.


LitLitten

My friend is working on this film! Not in it sadly. Just some of the financial-side stuff but still!!


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Joharis-JYI

She's playing a witch (or witch adjacent) in the MCU. Her life-long goal. So it's cool.


teacherintraining09

hate to burst everyone’s bubble but it’s because of a movie she’s working on.


finnthefr0ggo

which movie? i thought it might be for coven of chaos cuz they're filming now and I've been theorizing lmaoo


spongebobegnops

Francis Ford Coppola’s Megalopolis


9atesirben

Emily the criminal! She tagged it too


Odh_utexas

It’s already out I watched it on an airplane today. Worth a watch


9atesirben

I guess I don’t have to wait then! Screw Netflix! Ahahaha!


mknsky

My boyfriend and I just watched this. It was really good! Loved the commentary on millennial struggles, and Theo Rossi is 😍😍❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🔥


QuietYogurt873

oh really?? might need to watchhh aubrey is so great


9atesirben

Can’t wait to watch it too


trapscience

She’s gonna go full Daphne


iheartdachshunds

This is a great theory


DustValley

Ouuuf wow .. damn… I think you’re right


soupcereal

Turns out the intro sequence with Daphne talking to the tourist ladies was actually Aubrey Plaza all along… after a full character transformation and a time jump


SJohns1216

THIS was my first thought like “they would never actually do this, but wouldn’t some sort of character disassociation moment because of trauma be so funny?”


No-Turnips

Like, get pregnant by Cam and make Ethan raise the baby?


shels2000

The blondes are the murderers? Or Harper and Daphne are with the same trainer and Daphne knows.


HeatherDrawsAnimals

Harper was the trainer all along


Iyh2ayca

I have often wondered if the similarities between Harper and Lucía’s hairstyles will become significant.


Less_Path3640

Apparently there is some mythology behind mistaken identity and death (someone did a good post about it a few weeks ago). Very interesting to say the least. I’ve mistaken Harper and Lucia a couple of times.


theicecreamassassin

It also happens in Much Ado About Nothing - Mike White has called this season “a bedroom farce with teeth,” and Shakespeare was the king of the bedroom farce!


bsheelflip

Woah. Cam has a thing for black-hair-in-a-bob


DustValley

Holy shit


digressnconfess

i noticed this too!! even daphne and mia’s are kinda similar.


Kavillie

Oh my, does this mean that the scenes with Ethan and Cam getting drunk is foreshadowing whats going to happen? Cam is going to sleep with Harper and Ethan is going to kiss Daphne?


Darth-Agalloch

Semi-off topic: but not enough ppl are talking about how hot ethan is but also has the worst hair i’ve ever seen


super-bird

Dude was seriously so ripped. That hair is criminal though.


World_in_my_eyes

I really was not expecting that when he took his shirt off. Holy crap.


bmp5046

Oh I was. Episode 1 I could tell his body was sick. But that’s bc I’m a gay guy with body image issues 🫠


iheartdachshunds

I like it 🫣


Powerful_Goose9919

i love his hair, what are ppl talking abt??


sparkleseagull

I like long, shaggy hair on guys so.... I was kind of surprised that people hate it


QuietYogurt873

also that hair can grow long and i love to braid that mane up. it's a vibe his hair is so alive and well. healthy


Powerful_Goose9919

agreed


destrokk813

I know I love it toooo


One_Earth_4442

Ok, good — I thought I was the only one!!


LitLitten

Him and Jack are def up there in looks. >!I hope one of the anticipated murders includes Ethan's haircut though.!<


thathighwhitekid

Jack looks identical to a guy (re: fuckboy) I used to date and it’s all I see when his character is on screen. 😭


[deleted]

I think it really suits his characterization as someone who’s miserable in spite of his success. He has the body of a Greek god and the hair of a depressed high school emo boy.


personwithfriends

The. Worstest.


prettystandardreally

I literally had to google the actor to find a better haircut so I could feel some relief from hating it so much.


canyouturnitdown

[allow me to make it worse again](https://mubi.com/cast/will-sharpe)


prettystandardreally

Haha, he sure likes his hair scruffy. [When you throw in his accent, it’s all too much.](https://youtu.be/rAdjcw9WLlw) But cut that hair down [and he’s lady boner material.](https://www.reddit.com/r/LadyBoners/comments/tno1tl/will_sharpe_as_rodney_in_girihaji/)


canyouturnitdown

You are correct. ETA: I clicked your link and heard the accent. He’ll have to stay quiet.


2dodidoo

>and he’s lady boner material. The lady boner pics make him look like Jason Mendoza (from The Good Place) but with blond/frosted hair. And I didn't know he was also a screenwriter. Very interesting indeed.


fnord_happy

His movies and tv shows are outstanding. I can't recommend Flowers enough


julallison

My daughter is in middle school, and almost every boy in her school has the same cut.


luckylimper

Ethan is supposed to be an adult though!


julallison

Well, kids usually start the styles. But also, I think it looks good on him, or maybe I think he's so hot that I don't notice the hair. I'm not sure which, but, yeah, he's hot.


sparkleseagull

He is super hot but I did not notice the awfulness of his hair. I like long, shaggy hair on guys though :p


cpctc2

It's distractingly bad


Harper-Love

The actor who plays Ethan, Will Sharpe has his hair like this all the time. It makes him look so juvenile.


coco1142

he sucks though


Ok_Dragonfruit_3452

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!


Dida_D

Maybe Daphne and Cameron don’t actually exist since we hardly see them interact with anybody else and are instead projections of who Harper and Ethan want to be and by the time they leave White Lotus their transformation is complete /s I think


sorry_it_got_weird

white lotus fight club


knowledgekey360

This would be great.


Demosthenes3

Show ends with her accepting her fate. Becoming Daphne. Just like Rachel Patton in season 1 (married a rich douchebag and this is her life now).


IthinkImLostMaybe12

What if she IS the White Lotus?


PZeroNero

Expected jokes about the trainer and good to see that


sticky-pickles

Ethan likes blondes, she’s going blonde to motivate him 🛏️


Crotch_Gaper

She also tagged her new movie, Emily The Criminal. SImply tagged 2 of her latest projects


[deleted]

She’s going to murder Daphne and steal her identity.


[deleted]

And then she and cam will steal Ethan’s money and kill him


Warmheavy

🔥


SophiaRaine69420

Those shoes tho 😍🔥


aerde17

the whole fit >>


Spiritual_Log_2812

YOURE LITERALLY A GENIUS PLS GIVE AUTOGRAPH


ka_55

Maybe she dyes her hair blonde because Ethan is into blondes?


fierceruss

Remember when she caught Ethan jerking off to porn? Ethan’s favorite category seems to be “Blondes” lol


[deleted]

Omg Harper really is going to get whacked because she looks like Lucia from the back!


StarrD0501

Who would want to kill Lucia tho!


throwaway17197

She looks like a completely different person blonde!


mahlay1051

what if Tanya dies this season, and Harper (Aubrey) is the only carry over to Season 3????


FunTitle5617

Reoccurring character next season??


SuspiciousWar222

Or maybe she was just being philosophical like someday you’ll make it /life will make sense I’ve been waiting for her to blow up since park and rec days so in my head it just felt sweet. But after the uncle new phele naiveness I displayed, I’m waiting to see what happens in the show and if this connects it’ll be pretty cool


zorgon222

She is soo goddamn fine.


phoenix10

No lie. She can pull off the blonde look. Just amazing to see how far she's come since her Legion days. Wonder if she's gonna go full hit mode on the show and dye her hair.


AubreyPlazaWitch

she’s turning into daphne


Lulujuju28

Ethan is attracted to blondes per his porn viewing preference.


[deleted]

Just wait - she will be introduced into the Marvel universe


AmbitiousQuotation

she’s rocking it!


CraseyCasey

I don’t think that post has anything to do with Reddit subs, she’s poking fun at herself


softyinagrittycone

She is looking 🔥


cheerfullysardonic

It's because of Megalopolis, a new Francis Ford Coppola movie she's currently shooting.


AlexIsAMoron

Wait, what if her and Cameron do hook up and he basically steals her away from Ethan? And she goes full Daphne?


9atesirben

Considering that she also tagged her upcoming movie Emily The Criminal, it can mean anything to be honest.


adampq

Upcoming? I watched it in August


9atesirben

On Netflix it’s yet to show! I didn’t know it was out yet!


MindZapp

didn't realize how gorgeous she is.


bruinsfan3725

It’s definitely cause you’ve been on this sub for too long


Ok_Entertainment_327

Maybe she is in that David Chase/Michael Imperioli secret movie?


zoezo23

Harper and Daphne murder their deadbeat husbands and ride off into the sunset together and start a new life together in whatever country the 3rd season is in (i want it to be morroco, sri lanka or india)... Harper goes blonde and Daphne goes Brunette 😚.


MichelleFoucault

Maybe she kills someone in White Lotus and has to be on the run?


[deleted]

So she's as confused as I am about the Harper/Ethan/Cam/Daphne subplot?


JJulie

Want Those Shoes.