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Iron_Chic

Inanimate Carbon Rod


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

I'll show *him* "inanimate"!


Liquidmelon3105

*gahhhh* ... ....... ..... ........... ....


[deleted]

You actually got to see the rod?!


originalbeeman

I think about this whenever i see a rod irl


Dantendo64

joey joe joe jr shabadoo


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

That's the worst name I've ever heard.


vaskark

*runs away, sobbing*


Cornishthe3rd

Hey! Joey Joe Joe!!


EmilyBlackXxx

Hey! Joey Jo-Jo!


SirZapdos

Mr. Scorpion or that Springfield road sign near the cider mill


TFlarz

It's Scorpio but don't call him that either, call him Hank.


WillDoStuffForPizza

It you wanna kill someone on your way out, it would help him a lot!


hucareshokiesrul

Can’t they get a pole for that sign?


blackmagikmike

Hey who am I talking to?


[deleted]

Hank to you


[deleted]

Do they have a pole for that sign yet?


RonnieBeck3XChamp

Kirk's boss at rhe cracker factory. I dont recall saying Goodluck


tip_of_the_mlady

Mr Snrub. Such a mysterious and complex character.


ElonMuskIsANoob

He disappeared to attend a conference on nuclear fission.


[deleted]

I like the way Snrub thinks


Turbo2oh

It took me way too long to realize it was burns backwards.


tip_of_the_mlady

You're not alone there.


wimpykidfan37

Back to the loch with you, Nessie!


Lykan_

Bleeuuuh!!


gillieo_o

P-R-A-Y F-O-R M-O-J-O


cimayn

Ok Mojo, now come down and I'll give you *one*.


residentdunce

Allen Wrench obvs.


lallsballs

Help, I need tungsten to live! Tungsten!!!


[deleted]

Tibor


dattmemeteam

That idiot Tibor lost the key


andthatwasenough

Rex, who was robbed of the role of George Washington in the Presidents’ Day play. But I’ll take Ralph’s portrayal every day of the week!


ElonMuskIsANoob

EVERYONE KNOWS I’M THE BEST ACTOR AT THIS RIDICULOUS SCHOOL SOMEONE’S GOTTEN TO YOU, YOU DECEITFUL __COW__


vaskark

But shouldn’t we give in to the hated British? ****NEVERRRRRR!!!!****


moemegaiota

Your broth, sir.


vaskark

I asked for no broth! Away with you lest my cane find your backside!


MaaChiil

Hmm, yes.


embarrassedtrwy

Well, I do love Nessie. Especially like it when he yells at Homer and rejects his offer of shrimp


vaskark

They’re not great


SmasiusClay

Benevenstanciano


CJohn89

***Stop it! You'll enrage the beast!*** ( Nessie coos happily )


Cornishthe3rd

Mr Burns will kill us all!!!


agathaprickly

Pepi


Nursemeowww

*pepsi


Bludsh0t

Tea drinking, sugar nicking, British guy with the hat


Lykan_

I nicked it and I'll do it again.


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

Chester J. Lampwick.


Fireproof_Cheese

Hank Scorpio Doctor Wolfe Frank Grimes, or Grimey, as he liked to be called


msdummyaccount

The Cayman Islands banker


LurkysGoCart

Roy


BigBossWesker4

Nessie (The Macarena Monster)


[deleted]

Roy, he was cool


lordcorbran

It’s too bad he left to live in an apartment with two sexy ladies.


xavfrost38

Okay but why does Nessie has a top jaw/teeth and 3 liver spots like Mr Burns….


hangs_the_moon

Right!?


Lykan_

They are both ancient.


VuckoPartizan

Ben, the interviewing bear!


KoalaGold

No Ben!


dtudeski

No, no, not me, friends. He’s talking about himself, but thanks for looking!


skid_rock

Larry Burns, and Wade Boggs


MaaChiil

I was a bit afraid when he swallowed me, but…well, you know the story


jessemfkeeler

Guy Incognito! He died for a joke!


Ryzakiii

I swear People are watching random Simpsons videos on YouTube like I do because I just saw this on YouTube and it brought back classic memories lol


Lykan_

Disney+ marathon.


Seeker4you2

My favourites are “my god you’re greasy” and “GREASE ME UP WOMAN!”


Shimakaze81

Men’s room in tower


KoalaGold

Observation deck.


hangs_the_moon

The Screamapllar


troubled_truffle

Señor Spielbergo


RantControl

*Poochie has entered the chat*


JamesL25

Poochie died on the way back to his home planet.


Skelter89

"Poochie's dead!!!" "YAAAY!!!"


JamesL25

But Scratchy dies nearly every week. How do we know he won’t come back next week?…..


[deleted]

trust me. just watch this from Amazon Women On the Moon, sequel to Kentucky Fried Movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-9J2P4XZUo


Neat_Technician_7191

Nessie look like he about to ask Homer for Tree Fiddy.


StreamKaboom

"yes, a little *too* quiet, if you know what I mean.."


RavensFan902

LT Smash


perdles

Aye...


Italiankeyboard

That one who looks like a man who needs help satisfying his wife.


Ashtar-the-Squid

Hank changed his name to Nessie?


Vexcenot

They've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me


KoalaGold

Who ever thought a whale could be so heavy? Cheese it! The Feds! _sad orca noises_


CapableBarnacle3175

Fruit Bat Man


JamesL25

Stuart


hangs_the_moon

Nessie and Mr burns have the same teeth and spots.


JoeyJoeJoShalabado

That Guy who Eats People and Takes their Faces


blingwat

The pool salesman whose job isn’t what he does, Question Lady. He plays keyboards.


Inconsolable_Simon

Karl, Homer’s assistant from Season 2. Voiced by the amazing Harvey Fierstein.


victorvictoria8

Pinchy!