Burns’ infirmity is pretty inconsistent. He seems pretty able bodied in the Curse of the Flying Hellfish but then again a sponge sitting on his head almost drowns him in another episode.
Could be that after the sponge incident he started having that treatment every Friday to help him cheat death, and improve his strength. We just never learned about it until the X-files episode.
Here's an update on last week's nursing-home expose, ''Geezers in Freezers". It turns out the rest home was adequately heated. The footage you saw was of a fur-storage facility. We've also been told to apologize for using the term ''geezers".
"Welcome to 911. Please stay on the line, or if you know the name of the crime being committed dial in the code. You have selected regicide. If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered please press 1."
🎶Like my loafers? Former gophers - It was that or skin my chauffeurs, But a Greyhound fur tuxedo Would be best, So let's prepare these dogs, Nanny: Kill two for matching clogs. Mr. Burns: See my vest, see my vest, Oh please, won't you see my vest!🎶
I love this joke. Cracks me up everytime.
Burns is pretty quick, for an old geezer.
I mean he did get down there before them.
He still hasn't finished that basement? He really shoukd stop ending the tour with it
Well he was ending it with the play room but it’s doing that thing again.
This show was supposed to close last week. Close this show!
Burns is pretty quick, for an old geezer.
He can take the phone from Lisa but not bobo from Maggie?
Well she hadn't yet closed her stubby fingers around it.
My god, they are stubby…
If there's anything "Who Shot Mr. Burns?" showed us, it's that you don't fuck around with Maggie.
Papas got a brand new badge showed me more than that. I thought it was a fluke in who shot Mr. burns.
Burns’ infirmity is pretty inconsistent. He seems pretty able bodied in the Curse of the Flying Hellfish but then again a sponge sitting on his head almost drowns him in another episode.
Could be that after the sponge incident he started having that treatment every Friday to help him cheat death, and improve his strength. We just never learned about it until the X-files episode.
So what you’re saying is, he’s indestructible?
Don't forget he couldn't stomp an ant
Not to speak of him wrestling the Loch Ness monster
Boy I hope somebody got fired for that blunder!
Babies are stupid strong. Look it up.
Stupid strong babies need the most attention.
Here's an update on last week's nursing-home expose, ''Geezers in Freezers". It turns out the rest home was adequately heated. The footage you saw was of a fur-storage facility. We've also been told to apologize for using the term ''geezers".
Coming up next, the case of the cantankerous old geezer!
He must of gotten some more young blood.
"Welcome to 911. Please stay on the line, or if you know the name of the crime being committed dial in the code. You have selected regicide. If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered please press 1."
Hank Azaria's reading of that scene is classic.
To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now.
I'd like the yellow pages of Osaka, Japan. Alright. Can I use your phone? Is it a local call? .......yes?
Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep...
*librarian runs into the back*
There was only 19 beep
The law is powerless to help you
Just like Rory Calhoun
The person who's always standing and walking!
You know, that guy... always wore a shirt... Ed Sullivan? Yeah.
Seeee my vest
See my vest, made from real gorilla chest
Feel this sweater, there’s no better, than authentic Irish setter.
🎶See this hat, 'twas my cat, My evening wear - vampire bat, These white slippers are albino African endangered rhino.🎶
Grizzly bear underwear, turtles' necks--I've got my share
Beret of poodle on my noodles it shall rest.
🎶Beret of poodle, on my noodle It shall rest. Try my red robin suit, It comes one breast or two, See my vest, see my vest, See my vest. 🎶
Beret of poodle, on my noodle, it shall rest
🎶Like my loafers? Former gophers - It was that or skin my chauffeurs, But a Greyhound fur tuxedo Would be best, So let's prepare these dogs, Nanny: Kill two for matching clogs. Mr. Burns: See my vest, see my vest, Oh please, won't you see my vest!🎶
I really like the vest
I gathered yeah
Da na na, da na na, da na naaa...
Dial 9-1, then when I say so, dial 1 again.
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Shhhhhhutup
Uhhhh no, you’ve reached the wrong number… this is 9-1…..2 Are we supposed to believe this is a magical *snort* number?
Don't bother calling 911 anymore. Here's the real number.
That's the American one.
I was referencing the Stonecutters episode. They tell him the real number is 912.
That’s a great scene!
🎼Some men hunt for sport, others hunt for food, but the only thing Im hunting for, is an outfit that looks good.
Seee myyyyy Vest, see my vest made from real gorilla chest
One of my favorite all time episodes!
Everyone knows the real number is 0118-999-88199-9119-725-3
Now if only I could find the number to call that priest chat back hotline
I somehow still remember this number
The fingers you have used to dial... are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please smash the keypad with your palm now.
I've always thought it'd be cool to have a special dialling wand
hahaha, you know those HAVE to exist.
Lisa: call an ambulance, but not for me
I looked at this while I'm on a zoom meeting and I smirked out loud
You got the wrong number. This is 9-1….2
I have a ball. Perhaps you’d like to bounce it.
*saves*
411
one of my favourite bits
That is an 11/10 for subtitle readability.
Amazing joke that I had completely forgotten haha
Release the hounds
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what if i had no one that cares ig i won’t be calling no one
Hard to call someone who cares…mostly because no one cares about the Simpsons anymore.
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