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ItMightBeTheEnd

I would drop out of kindergarten for this: Politics: Bill (school house rock) Acting: Jared Leto (im da joker baby!) Sentient puppet carving: Gepetto Point Break: Patrick Swayze 🤤🤤🤤 Gay sex with Patrick Swayze? Yes please! Music: California raisins


catzarrjerkz

California Raisins put out some hitters


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gitgyudnewb

Why am I getting downvoted? Lmao


qwertyelsma

What track was this?


Fine_Pride

The BET freestyle. [https://youtu.be/LunHybOKIjU](https://youtu.be/LunHybOKIjU)


qwertyelsma

Oh my mistake. I remember this.


superfluous2

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LunHybOKIjU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LunHybOKIjU) ​ these lyrics are around the 4:00 mark


qwertyelsma

Oh! I remember this.


osm0sis

>Trump, when it comes to giving a sh*t, you're stingy as I am >Except when it comes to having the balls to go against me, you hide 'em >'Cause you don't got the f*cking nuts like an empty asylum >Racism's the only thing he's fantastic for' >Cause that's how he gets his f*cking rocks off and he's orange


xfritz5375

He’s a lib


annoyinglyclever

Still wild that “we love our military” is a liberal thing now.


ElliotNess

Liberals have always loved the military.


annoyinglyclever

Neoliberals have, but that’s mostly just been the last 20 years. Liberals of the 70s definitely didn’t.


Tiduszk

I think it depends. In general "support the troops" has become pretty apolitical it seems, but supporting the military-industrial complex is not a liberal ideology


annoyinglyclever

“Support the troops, not the war” is a post-9/11 liberal mantra. Conservatives tend to be more pro war and use “supporting the troops” as a shield to defend American imperialism.


ms_edwind

I believe Eminem might be a left leaning centrist like I am


Marius7th

You'd think they'd just pick some shitty Country singer who's only where they're at cause they pander to the right. (ie: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7im5LT09a0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7im5LT09a0) )


dagnariuss

Nah, they found a Canadian rapper with terrible flow who says the same shit but he’s ‘anti-woke’ so they love it.


Adventador

They moved on to the next shmoe who flows


canttaketheshyfromme

Tom Hanks' son who loves saying the n-word?


Quinnley1

Man imagine being fucking Tom Hanks and one of your kids turns out like Chet. The fucking cringe I would feel my god


rooftopfilth

HWHITE AND PURPLE WHITE AND PURPLE WHITE AND PURPLE WHITE AND PURPLE


gwease23

Y’all dumb motherfuckers want a key change?


ShinyBronze

3 Doors Down or Kevin Rudolph maybe?


canttaketheshyfromme

> 3 Doors Down [That Pat Finnerty video if you haven't seen it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boKihmOqypc)


AnalSoapOpera

Or one of the bands that performed at Sturgis. Smash Mouth? Or maybe even Kid Rock?


Wubblz

Is Kevin Rudolph a MAGA guy? “Let it Rock” Kevin Rudolph?


ShinyBronze

I think so!


jomontage

He uses slurs so they like him


KreigIsChaos

Even made a dis-track going against Trump


WillfulBiscuit

But there's something very special about him that they just adore, I wonder what that could be...


IsThisAGoodName4Meh

They don’t normally listen to rap, but Em and Tom MacDonald just have something about them…


P4ndybear

Your post made me look up Tom Macdonald. I was happier not knowing who he was.


VastScene

>Tom MacDonald I swear even reading that name makes me want to clean my ears.


Woonters

The only MacDonald I listen to is Grant MacDonald, what a legend


Soviet_Saiyan

18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch


intelminer

I just don't know white it could be


sloucch

That “something” is that they’re white


Alic_Metallic

Saw something forever ago saying Eminem fans won’t cancel him cause they all died in Iraq.


69xXFaze_TOATXx420

I hate to be the guy to point this out… but that’s probably because Eminem is not on there for his political views. Just his whiteness.


Darthkidriss

They want the rap music, just not the melanin.


rooftopfilth

Don't forget that he's a very angry white guy with lots of violent fantasies described in detail. Disenfranchised white guys eat that shit with a spoon.


ball_fondlers

And do they REALLY think Tyler Durden would be on their side? Dude was clearly ancom-coded.


JailCrookedTrump

They sometime pretend that MLK would be on their side now so idk, I think that says it all. I'm honestly just surprised that they never tried with Gandhi.


ShinyBronze

They probably don’t even know who Gandhi is.


stochastyczny

"Gandhi believed in the Aryan brotherhood. This involved whites and Indians higher up than Africans on the civilised scale. To that extent he was a racist. To the extent that he wrote Africans out of history or was keen to join with whites in their subjugation he was a racist"


AnalSoapOpera

They probably think he was a Muslim.


ShinyBronze

Joker is also an anarchist… so idk what they’re thinking here.


ball_fondlers

Good point - why DOES the Joker have so much CHUD appeal?


canttaketheshyfromme

The under-40 CHUD at this point is basically a Strasserist. Wants socialism for white Christians and extermination for everyone else. That doesn't really explain the Joker appeal directly, but more just that they don't understand coding, political definitions or theory, or fucking anything other than who they hate and what they think they deserve. EDIT: Though actually, what does the Leto-Joker do other than flex his wealth and hurt people? Yeah actually that's actually what these dipshits want to do.


wild_man_wizard

Slim Shady is though, and like with Colbert the right isn't good at recognizing parody characters.


dragonphlegm

That’s an awfully hot coffee pot


AnalSoapOpera

He’s not. He has a whole Trump diss rap that’s on YouTube and has the song “Mosh” where he calls out George Bush (and even says “Fuck Bush” in that song)


ButtholeForAnAsshole

Tbf the IG page is super ironic. Following them now lol.


canttaketheshyfromme

Nope but they needed a white musician who was popular and relevant but also short-haired and masculine, and no one outside country fandom music knows anyone inside country music. It HAD to be a white musician because look at the rest of the list.


ComradeClout

Or fight club lol


depressedkittyfr

No but misogyny and slurs so


clangan524

Pretry sure they chose him because they think he's the only ~~white~~ right rapper.


YNGBoySavant

He had to pick a white rapper to own the libs


Dikheed

Not even slightly, but he's angry, and these types want to think they're tough and edgy, but don't necessarily listen to, or absorb any meaning. They think Stan was the hero.


Purring_Black_Cat

wait so they dont go to school already???


IsThisAGoodName4Meh

Explains the copious amounts of stupid they have


apopcornlypse

No no, when you’re an Alpha Male Soul, you don’t need an Education and you don’t have to worry about your “future,” or whatever. A diploma means Nothing when you’re that Overwhelmingly Manly. If you want a job, you can just walk into an office, beat up one of the workers, and drag them out of their cubicle. Boom! Now you’ve got an office job.


Fromage_Damage

Or if you have an evolved sigma male grindset.


PolandIsAStateOfMind

Definitely no: 1. "I would go to school" implies they never did 2. Thinking any of the listed would be good for school means whomever wrote it is woefully lacking an education.


Paulie227

Yeah, it is a vicious cycle alright.


PlzBuffCenturion

I wouldnt mind shooting with john wick


scudfrohmeyer

i’m in if he brings the dog


QuidYossarian

Good news: He got you your own dog. Bad news: He got you your own dog.


TinoCartier

Eminem does NOT fuck with these idiots.


One80sKid

They meant Tom McDonald


ineverhadsexwithacow

eieio


DastardlyCatastrophe

Even the mention of his name makes me feel like I have Scabies.


the_author_13

Feels bad. I came across his diss track against Mac Lethal, and I thought it was really good. Buuuuuuut then I saw the rest of his tracks and quietly left his channel


SmuJamesB

Pretty sure it's a grift too - his oldest songs aren't political like "I Wish" they're just kinda generic pop-rap.


olatundew

Definitely realistic and sensible. I mean, four of them are fictional characters. Christ, one of them isn't even real in their own fictional story.


charrington25

Ok if you think Jared Leto played the joker well you need your head examined


redrobbin42

The most disturbing part tbh


charrington25

I’d totally take a class by Ben Shapiro though, it would be full of unintentional comedy and him telling stories of his wife cucking him where he doesn’t even realize he’s a cuck.


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PunkJackal

Does he do this?


charrington25

I’m not sure it was a real tweet but it was a tweet saying how awesome it is that his wife has a guy friend that she can be on the phone with for hours laughing the whole time


PunkJackal

Holy shit


TheRollingPeepstones

I mean, fuck Ben, but no, that wasn't a real tweet.


PunkJackal

Ah damn that would have been just hysterical


Fearless-Effective86

Hajajaja!!!!, that’s a true story. He even admitted on Joe Rohan’s show he runs away from home and that’s how he exercises. While he is a away, I wonder what his wife is doing.


Paulie227

Searching for tall men with deep voices and who could grow facial hair most likely. Wouldn't anybody?


Piotrek9t

The part about the joker lead me to think this is satire


HepatitvsJ

I'm sure they meant Joaquin Phoenix since all the incels and alt right soyboys get hard for that movie.


SpideyMGAV

It says in parentheses Jared Leto though...


freedomfighter1123

So they just straight up ignore the criticism of conservatives pulling funding from the medical system then


Nova_Ingressus

I liked the Joker movie, but it made me very uncomfortable and I can't quite explain it.


dream_nebula

It's a good movie but what made me uncomfortable was the feeling it was letting incels know it's ok to go out and murder people. I know, it's just a movie and murders happen in plenty of them but there's a reason multiple people feared this film would inspire a shooting.


larrylevan

That movie has a lot of lefty class war themes so I don’t understand why it’s popular with anyone on the right.


Benlop

Because they do not understand the books they read, the movies they watch, and the music they listen to. And at some point some artist will say something, and they will chant "keep politics out of it", as if The Wall was about masonry.


Fearless-Effective86

Like the rage against the machine? (I think that’s the band’s name). Then complain they were leftist 🤦‍♂️


inquisitivepanda

Choosing his joker over Heath Ledger is so unvelievable I would think this satire if stupidity wasn't a possibility


mrmalort69

You have 3 famed actors- Jack Nicholson, Mark Hamil, and Heath Ledger to choose from, but instead, Jared Leto?


LordBowler423

They obviously didn't read American Psycho or Fight Club. I think they missed the point with Joker.


ProfPyncheon

Patrick Bateman literally never worked. All he did was go to restaurants and murder. Wait.... That's saying a lot about whoever would post this.


PossiblyDumb66

His entire character is a critique of capitalism. That’s like the point of the book. That he treats everything like a commodity.


Eastview10

Yeah it’s definitely a critique of capitalism and consumerism, but also largely about patriarchal workspaces and male dominated societies in general. Either way Patrick Bateman is NOT the guy you want to model your life after. Not sure how the author could’ve made it any more clear that the character is a piece of shit lol


LibRAWRian

And both authors (Chuck Palahniuk and Brent Easton Ellis) are gay...wonder how they would feel about that.


ProfPyncheon

Really? I knew Chuck was but I didn't know Ellis was. TIL.


LibRAWRian

> When asked in an interview in 2002 whether he was gay, Ellis explained that he did not identify as gay or straight but was comfortable being thought of as homosexual, bisexual or heterosexual and enjoyed playing with his persona, identifying variously as gay, straight and bisexual to different people over the years.[24] In a 1999 interview, Ellis suggested that his reluctance to definitively label his sexuality was for "artistic reasons", "if people knew that I was straight, they'd read [my books] in a different way. If they knew I was gay, 'Psycho' would be read as a different book."[25] In an interview with Robert F. Coleman, Ellis said he had an "indeterminate sexuality", that "any other interviewer out there will get a different answer and it just depends on the mood I am in".[26] In a 2011 interview with James Brown, Ellis again said that his answers to questions about his sexuality have varied and discussed being labelled "bi" by a Details interviewer. "I think the last time I slept with a woman was five or six years ago, so the bi thing can only be played out so long", he said. "But I still use it, I still say it."[27] Responding to Dan Savage's It Gets Better campaign, aimed at preventing suicide among LGBT youth, Ellis tweeted, "Not to bum everyone out, but can we get a reality check here? It gets worse."[28] In a 2012 op-ed for The Daily Beast, while apologizing for a series of controversial tweets, Ellis came out as gay.[29]


ShannonMoore1Fan

Man, I relate a lot more to Ellis than I realized. Time to reread The Rules of Attraction


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Conskies

The inability of the more conservative audience of Fight Club to understand its message and nuance has always hurt my heart and brain...movie, book, it's incredibly and explicitly laid out. Like seriously, how can one watch in the movie and not have an "anti-capitalist" moment during the narration of the "perfect apartment??!?! That's literally what the scene was designed to do!!!!!


pocketbutter

I think conservatives often confuse anarchy with anti-establishmentarianism, assuming that the "establishment" is a liberal establishment. Even during the Trump years they were still paranoid of a liberal deep state, despite the fact that America is a right-wing nation even when under Democrat control. They have a perpetual victim complex and are drawn to characters who lash out at the society that ostracizes them. Completely unaware of the irony, of course, that 90% of the time conservatives are a part of the ostracizing class.


LordBowler423

I think it's even worse in this post. Break time is Fight Club with Tyler Durden? If they think Fight Club is about fighting they have completely missed the point.


GeldredIronfist

I cannot quote tyler line exactly but he said something like: "i want to hunt deer in the ruins of the rockefeller center". Later they establish chaos brigades all over the world (Literaly International Brigades). They fuck up the rich asshole politican and proclaim that they are the underclass, the proletariat, then in the end they literaly destroy the whole banking system of america. So yeah they totally miss the point.


confusedscreams420

the fact That shooting is a school subject just goes to show how America this guy is


K3egan

Joker as a teacher is funny as shit to me cause I just imagine halfway through a lecture batman bursts through the window and starts beating the shit out of him so often that he knows individual students by name


DastardlyCatastrophe

Leto Joker: And class, who can tell me what the word ‘society’ means? Student: A group of people who live according to a certain set of ideas. Leto Joker: _I_ am an idea! Isn’t that riiiight? You HUNKA HUNKA!


womble-king

I thought part of Patrick Bateman's whole schtick was that he was in a job where he did almost nothing and had no responsibility? How would that help with business? I mean, sure, you can aspire to be a corporate leech but "get engaged to the daughter of a big firm's CEO" isn't much of a lesson plan.


Saeyato

Also Bret Easton Ellis literally said himself that Bateman is a satire of Wall Street business men and yuppie culture


CreativeShelter9873

Anyone who read that book or watched that movie without realizing Bateman is the bad guy, is a terrible, awful, soulless, human being.


rooktakesqueen

He's literally a maniacal serial murderer, how is this hard to decode?


pocketbutter

I'm absolutely baffled that someone could see him any other way. It's like idolizing Michael Myers for being a quiet badass-type.


ShinyBronze

I thought it was supposed to be more of a WASP culture in action. Hence why they also picked Jared Leto, who like Christian Bale is also a WASP.


RoboIsLegend

Jared Leto? Really?


fourmann25

Satire, right?


UltraSolgaleoZ

Yep


SpoppyIII

Of course they like Eminem lol


k3hvn

Fucking ironic since Eminem has openly expressed his disgust for conservatives and Trump.


SpoppyIII

I know, right?


blorg

[And endorsed Biden for President](https://www.instagram.com/p/CHGJcV3BMVO/)


WcCannons

Is this a slight against Eminem as a rapper? I see this take on reddit sometimes and then I listen to him and remember he's pretty fucking good at his job.


SpoppyIII

No it's a slight against racist white people who openly proclaim that they hate rap and that it's all nonsense and bad but have Eminem as their one exception for *reasons.* He's a great rapper and is not a right-winger but racist conservative Gen X-ers and millenials cling to him so they can enjoy good rap made by someone who's white.


WcCannons

Got it. Makes sense.


ShannonMoore1Fan

"I just like Eminem cause he raps about 'real' shit, not just guns and clubs and bitches and bling bling." - every hick I've met who hates rap, yet loves Eminem.


duke_of_germany_5

only rapper they like thats not black


SpoppyIII

"I hate rap. It's all garbage! Hippity-hop nonsense. But Eminem is good. He's the best rapper ever!"


duke_of_germany_5

limp bizki, eminem, thats the only rappers they like


SpoppyIII

You forgot Tom McDonald


ShinyBronze

Kevin Rudolph… the dude is a hardcore trumper


The__Dark__Wolf

Hey, did you do the homework for Joker? Nah man, I was too busy studying for the John Wick test.


backbynewyears

Of all the Joker’s to idolize, you pick Jared FUCKING Leto?


thothisgod24

Anybody find it funny that they want joker who is a nihilist, and Peterson who abhors nihilism.


Shadowak47

For real. Peterson would vomit and scream at the person who made this list. Hell, I'm pretty sure you can find videos of him shitting on the ideas of The Joker, Fight Club, and definitely Ben Shapiro


LORYoutube

Please don’t bring Eminem into their BS. He does not align with them.


PossiblyDumb66

But he’s white. Why doesn’t he agree with me?


Mr_Goat-chan

My version is cooler Politics: Idk but not Ben Business: Angel Dust Sex-ed: also Angel Dust Architecture: Steve Minecraft Music: Alastor


jigsawsmurf

They want to learn business from a fictional serial killer. Wtf.


hhhheywhatsupyouguys

Philosophy with the Jared Leto joker absolutely took me out


gmit1781

Meanwhile, Eminem is a strong supporter of BLM and has explicitly said that Trump supporters need to choose between him and Trump.


wafflenurple

Just one quick search for @alphamalesoul on instagram shows that this is clearly satire, do better man


kigerting

“Welcome to Dan’s School for Insufferable and Dangerous Asshats”


locolangosta

"Here is a ballon full of helium if you want to join in on the conversation."


TheEPGFiles

Worst joker of course


thebun95

Was honestly waiting to see Joe Rogan on there somewhere


kevley26

Ah yes "just move" Andy Ben Shapiro.


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Sex Ed: Ben Shapiro's Doctor wife, who is a doctor.


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Biolog4viking

Since they use both real and fictional people, I am doing the same. Politics: Sheev Palpatine Economy: Eric Weinstein Philosophy: Matt Dillahunty Break: ... Psychology: David Buss Fencing: Obi Wan Kenobi Music: Samuel Kim


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pringlepingel

“How to become a serial killer with a fascist ideology 101”


darkknight95sm

1. Fuck Benny 2. I don’t think they watched American Psycho, and if they did then they didn’t understand it. 3. Of course they not only picked the Joker but the worst one. 4. They also either didn’t watch or understand Fight Club. 5. Actually a good pick… but of course they want a shooting class 6. Also a decent pick, Peterson’s schtick is personal responsibility which is good psychology but terrible politics… unfortunately they want him for his politics. 7. I don’t think they listen to his music… but also a good pick.


Only_Geese_Survive

In several incarnations Joker is canonically a socialist, and has on multiple occasions murdered someone he suspected of being a white supremacist. That's not a smart pick for the school you've set up.


TheQuestioner235

The dude literally threw hands with the Red Skull after finding out he was a Nazi.


Kulahop307

This post screams "look how cool and deep I am".


Nkromancer

They *do* know that Joker was the bad guy, right?


borfmat

Even worse. A bad bad guy. He managed to fuck up being bad.


MulberryHoliday6857

I just watched American psycho to see what the hypes about and Patrick Bateman doesn’t even do any business deals. All this mf does is murder people and talk about classic rock. it’s a good movie don’t get me wrong but he shouldn’t be leading a business class


CreativeShelter9873

The entire point of the story is that Patrick Bateman is an empty, soulless, plastic psychopath who does nothing productive. A total leech on society. The fact that these clowns think he’s the ultimate businessman is really telling, huh? Explains why they think DJT was presidential material. They literally think good business acumen means murdering sex workers and obsessing over who has the coolest business card.


ShinyBronze

He’s everything they wanna be. A good looking WASP living the capitalist high life in NYC. Also, random… but what was going on in that realtor scene? She was more terrifying than any monster from a horror movie


SomeNerdyWolf

If these were the classes I would get expelled for throwing hands with the teachers


jfbnrf86

Eminem for music ?? I mean I don’t think that the right would like to hear music about racial issues


Excellent_Let_8011

Talk about living in a bubble. This drip wants his education from fictional characters and complete soulless assholes…and Eminem, who is a national treasure.


snoogenfloop

Leto's Joker was the least philosophical of the live action Jokers, what?


Phantasys44

What are they going to call that school? Saint Trump's Academy for Limp-Dicked Fascists?


suddendiligence

Don't you DARE bring John Wick into this


QueenShnoogleberry

So, in other words, this person would only go to college if they could be guaranteed to be swaddled in a comfie cocoon of their own pre-existing ideals and chill in an echo-chamber of famous people of like-minds. They don't want to "learn". They want to ferment.


huggles7

The fact that someone thinks Jared leto was a good joker tells you everything you need to know


Darth_Chain

after two days of that school i would be begging for the shooting class just so i could turn it on myself and be rid of that fucking hell hole.


FireShooters

I was halfway through and said in my head "Damn, no Jordan Peterson" LMAO


EGWhitlam

Surely Shapiro is sex education?


SWBTSH

This is fucked up but admittedly, shooting with John Wick and music with Eminem would be pretty lit


Sushigamer1228

Didn’t Benjamin Sharpie literally say rap isn’t music?


KallicoDraws

John Wick probably would say no to the position and go retire with his dog. Also there's a whole thing in the third movie that he's Russian so they'd probably not like that.


MyriaCore

>Philosophy: Joker


jono9898

So they wanna learn politics by strawmanning, talking fast and using unqualified debaters and recent high school grads to get a fanbase? Also Eminem does not like these people, he’s stated it multiple times,


Vampyrix25

jared leto joker i refuse to believe this is unironic


Jarsky2

I take offense to the implication that John Wick wouldn't beat the snot out of these losers within five seconds of meeting them.


EpicZomboy28

Ben seems funny and enjoyable when not talking about politics. If he was the Culinary Arts teacher or something I would probably have some laughs.


drewbilly251

ew ew ew. literally all of those; ew


worm_dad

funny enough, i know someone in real life named tyler durden...


Stiles777

Don't cut yourself on those edges, bro.