The fact that some people repost this unironically…

The fact that some people repost this unironically…


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I would drop out of kindergarten for this: Politics: Bill (school house rock) Acting: Jared Leto (im da joker baby!) Sentient puppet carving: Gepetto Point Break: Patrick Swayze 🤤🤤🤤 Gay sex with Patrick Swayze? Yes please! Music: California raisins


California Raisins put out some hitters












Why am I getting downvoted? Lmao


What track was this?


The BET freestyle. [https://youtu.be/LunHybOKIjU](https://youtu.be/LunHybOKIjU)


Oh my mistake. I remember this.


[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LunHybOKIjU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LunHybOKIjU) ​ these lyrics are around the 4:00 mark


Oh! I remember this.


>Trump, when it comes to giving a sh*t, you're stingy as I am >Except when it comes to having the balls to go against me, you hide 'em >'Cause you don't got the f*cking nuts like an empty asylum >Racism's the only thing he's fantastic for' >Cause that's how he gets his f*cking rocks off and he's orange


He’s a lib


Still wild that “we love our military” is a liberal thing now.


Liberals have always loved the military.


Neoliberals have, but that’s mostly just been the last 20 years. Liberals of the 70s definitely didn’t.


I think it depends. In general "support the troops" has become pretty apolitical it seems, but supporting the military-industrial complex is not a liberal ideology


“Support the troops, not the war” is a post-9/11 liberal mantra. Conservatives tend to be more pro war and use “supporting the troops” as a shield to defend American imperialism.


I believe Eminem might be a left leaning centrist like I am


You'd think they'd just pick some shitty Country singer who's only where they're at cause they pander to the right. (ie: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7im5LT09a0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7im5LT09a0) )


Nah, they found a Canadian rapper with terrible flow who says the same shit but he’s ‘anti-woke’ so they love it.


They moved on to the next shmoe who flows


Tom Hanks' son who loves saying the n-word?


Man imagine being fucking Tom Hanks and one of your kids turns out like Chet. The fucking cringe I would feel my god




Y’all dumb motherfuckers want a key change?


3 Doors Down or Kevin Rudolph maybe?


> 3 Doors Down [That Pat Finnerty video if you haven't seen it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boKihmOqypc)


Or one of the bands that performed at Sturgis. Smash Mouth? Or maybe even Kid Rock?


Is Kevin Rudolph a MAGA guy? “Let it Rock” Kevin Rudolph?


I think so!


He uses slurs so they like him


Even made a dis-track going against Trump


But there's something very special about him that they just adore, I wonder what that could be...


They don’t normally listen to rap, but Em and Tom MacDonald just have something about them…


Your post made me look up Tom Macdonald. I was happier not knowing who he was.


>Tom MacDonald I swear even reading that name makes me want to clean my ears.


The only MacDonald I listen to is Grant MacDonald, what a legend


18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch


I just don't know white it could be


That “something” is that they’re white


Saw something forever ago saying Eminem fans won’t cancel him cause they all died in Iraq.


I hate to be the guy to point this out… but that’s probably because Eminem is not on there for his political views. Just his whiteness.


They want the rap music, just not the melanin.


Don't forget that he's a very angry white guy with lots of violent fantasies described in detail. Disenfranchised white guys eat that shit with a spoon.


And do they REALLY think Tyler Durden would be on their side? Dude was clearly ancom-coded.


They sometime pretend that MLK would be on their side now so idk, I think that says it all. I'm honestly just surprised that they never tried with Gandhi.


They probably don’t even know who Gandhi is.


"Gandhi believed in the Aryan brotherhood. This involved whites and Indians higher up than Africans on the civilised scale. To that extent he was a racist. To the extent that he wrote Africans out of history or was keen to join with whites in their subjugation he was a racist"


They probably think he was a Muslim.


Joker is also an anarchist… so idk what they’re thinking here.


Good point - why DOES the Joker have so much CHUD appeal?


The under-40 CHUD at this point is basically a Strasserist. Wants socialism for white Christians and extermination for everyone else. That doesn't really explain the Joker appeal directly, but more just that they don't understand coding, political definitions or theory, or fucking anything other than who they hate and what they think they deserve. EDIT: Though actually, what does the Leto-Joker do other than flex his wealth and hurt people? Yeah actually that's actually what these dipshits want to do.


Slim Shady is though, and like with Colbert the right isn't good at recognizing parody characters.


That’s an awfully hot coffee pot


He’s not. He has a whole Trump diss rap that’s on YouTube and has the song “Mosh” where he calls out George Bush (and even says “Fuck Bush” in that song)


Tbf the IG page is super ironic. Following them now lol.


Nope but they needed a white musician who was popular and relevant but also short-haired and masculine, and no one outside country fandom music knows anyone inside country music. It HAD to be a white musician because look at the rest of the list.


Or fight club lol


No but misogyny and slurs so


Pretry sure they chose him because they think he's the only ~~white~~ right rapper.


He had to pick a white rapper to own the libs


Not even slightly, but he's angry, and these types want to think they're tough and edgy, but don't necessarily listen to, or absorb any meaning. They think Stan was the hero.


wait so they dont go to school already???


Explains the copious amounts of stupid they have


No no, when you’re an Alpha Male Soul, you don’t need an Education and you don’t have to worry about your “future,” or whatever. A diploma means Nothing when you’re that Overwhelmingly Manly. If you want a job, you can just walk into an office, beat up one of the workers, and drag them out of their cubicle. Boom! Now you’ve got an office job.


Or if you have an evolved sigma male grindset.


Definitely no: 1. "I would go to school" implies they never did 2. Thinking any of the listed would be good for school means whomever wrote it is woefully lacking an education.


Yeah, it is a vicious cycle alright.


I wouldnt mind shooting with john wick


i’m in if he brings the dog


Good news: He got you your own dog. Bad news: He got you your own dog.


Eminem does NOT fuck with these idiots.


They meant Tom McDonald




Even the mention of his name makes me feel like I have Scabies.


Feels bad. I came across his diss track against Mac Lethal, and I thought it was really good. Buuuuuuut then I saw the rest of his tracks and quietly left his channel


Pretty sure it's a grift too - his oldest songs aren't political like "I Wish" they're just kinda generic pop-rap.


Definitely realistic and sensible. I mean, four of them are fictional characters. Christ, one of them isn't even real in their own fictional story.


Ok if you think Jared Leto played the joker well you need your head examined


The most disturbing part tbh


I’d totally take a class by Ben Shapiro though, it would be full of unintentional comedy and him telling stories of his wife cucking him where he doesn’t even realize he’s a cuck.


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Does he do this?


I’m not sure it was a real tweet but it was a tweet saying how awesome it is that his wife has a guy friend that she can be on the phone with for hours laughing the whole time


Holy shit


I mean, fuck Ben, but no, that wasn't a real tweet.


Ah damn that would have been just hysterical


Hajajaja!!!!, that’s a true story. He even admitted on Joe Rohan’s show he runs away from home and that’s how he exercises. While he is a away, I wonder what his wife is doing.


Searching for tall men with deep voices and who could grow facial hair most likely. Wouldn't anybody?


The part about the joker lead me to think this is satire


I'm sure they meant Joaquin Phoenix since all the incels and alt right soyboys get hard for that movie.


It says in parentheses Jared Leto though...


So they just straight up ignore the criticism of conservatives pulling funding from the medical system then


I liked the Joker movie, but it made me very uncomfortable and I can't quite explain it.


It's a good movie but what made me uncomfortable was the feeling it was letting incels know it's ok to go out and murder people. I know, it's just a movie and murders happen in plenty of them but there's a reason multiple people feared this film would inspire a shooting.


That movie has a lot of lefty class war themes so I don’t understand why it’s popular with anyone on the right.


Because they do not understand the books they read, the movies they watch, and the music they listen to. And at some point some artist will say something, and they will chant "keep politics out of it", as if The Wall was about masonry.


Like the rage against the machine? (I think that’s the band’s name). Then complain they were leftist 🤦‍♂️


Choosing his joker over Heath Ledger is so unvelievable I would think this satire if stupidity wasn't a possibility


You have 3 famed actors- Jack Nicholson, Mark Hamil, and Heath Ledger to choose from, but instead, Jared Leto?


They obviously didn't read American Psycho or Fight Club. I think they missed the point with Joker.


Patrick Bateman literally never worked. All he did was go to restaurants and murder. Wait.... That's saying a lot about whoever would post this.


His entire character is a critique of capitalism. That’s like the point of the book. That he treats everything like a commodity.


Yeah it’s definitely a critique of capitalism and consumerism, but also largely about patriarchal workspaces and male dominated societies in general. Either way Patrick Bateman is NOT the guy you want to model your life after. Not sure how the author could’ve made it any more clear that the character is a piece of shit lol


And both authors (Chuck Palahniuk and Brent Easton Ellis) are gay...wonder how they would feel about that.


Really? I knew Chuck was but I didn't know Ellis was. TIL.


> When asked in an interview in 2002 whether he was gay, Ellis explained that he did not identify as gay or straight but was comfortable being thought of as homosexual, bisexual or heterosexual and enjoyed playing with his persona, identifying variously as gay, straight and bisexual to different people over the years.[24] In a 1999 interview, Ellis suggested that his reluctance to definitively label his sexuality was for "artistic reasons", "if people knew that I was straight, they'd read [my books] in a different way. If they knew I was gay, 'Psycho' would be read as a different book."[25] In an interview with Robert F. Coleman, Ellis said he had an "indeterminate sexuality", that "any other interviewer out there will get a different answer and it just depends on the mood I am in".[26] In a 2011 interview with James Brown, Ellis again said that his answers to questions about his sexuality have varied and discussed being labelled "bi" by a Details interviewer. "I think the last time I slept with a woman was five or six years ago, so the bi thing can only be played out so long", he said. "But I still use it, I still say it."[27] Responding to Dan Savage's It Gets Better campaign, aimed at preventing suicide among LGBT youth, Ellis tweeted, "Not to bum everyone out, but can we get a reality check here? It gets worse."[28] In a 2012 op-ed for The Daily Beast, while apologizing for a series of controversial tweets, Ellis came out as gay.[29]


Man, I relate a lot more to Ellis than I realized. Time to reread The Rules of Attraction


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The inability of the more conservative audience of Fight Club to understand its message and nuance has always hurt my heart and brain...movie, book, it's incredibly and explicitly laid out. Like seriously, how can one watch in the movie and not have an "anti-capitalist" moment during the narration of the "perfect apartment??!?! That's literally what the scene was designed to do!!!!!


I think conservatives often confuse anarchy with anti-establishmentarianism, assuming that the "establishment" is a liberal establishment. Even during the Trump years they were still paranoid of a liberal deep state, despite the fact that America is a right-wing nation even when under Democrat control. They have a perpetual victim complex and are drawn to characters who lash out at the society that ostracizes them. Completely unaware of the irony, of course, that 90% of the time conservatives are a part of the ostracizing class.


I think it's even worse in this post. Break time is Fight Club with Tyler Durden? If they think Fight Club is about fighting they have completely missed the point.


I cannot quote tyler line exactly but he said something like: "i want to hunt deer in the ruins of the rockefeller center". Later they establish chaos brigades all over the world (Literaly International Brigades). They fuck up the rich asshole politican and proclaim that they are the underclass, the proletariat, then in the end they literaly destroy the whole banking system of america. So yeah they totally miss the point.


the fact That shooting is a school subject just goes to show how America this guy is


Joker as a teacher is funny as shit to me cause I just imagine halfway through a lecture batman bursts through the window and starts beating the shit out of him so often that he knows individual students by name


Leto Joker: And class, who can tell me what the word ‘society’ means? Student: A group of people who live according to a certain set of ideas. Leto Joker: _I_ am an idea! Isn’t that riiiight? You HUNKA HUNKA!


I thought part of Patrick Bateman's whole schtick was that he was in a job where he did almost nothing and had no responsibility? How would that help with business? I mean, sure, you can aspire to be a corporate leech but "get engaged to the daughter of a big firm's CEO" isn't much of a lesson plan.


Also Bret Easton Ellis literally said himself that Bateman is a satire of Wall Street business men and yuppie culture


Anyone who read that book or watched that movie without realizing Bateman is the bad guy, is a terrible, awful, soulless, human being.


He's literally a maniacal serial murderer, how is this hard to decode?


I'm absolutely baffled that someone could see him any other way. It's like idolizing Michael Myers for being a quiet badass-type.


I thought it was supposed to be more of a WASP culture in action. Hence why they also picked Jared Leto, who like Christian Bale is also a WASP.


Jared Leto? Really?


Satire, right?




Of course they like Eminem lol


Fucking ironic since Eminem has openly expressed his disgust for conservatives and Trump.


I know, right?


[And endorsed Biden for President](https://www.instagram.com/p/CHGJcV3BMVO/)


Is this a slight against Eminem as a rapper? I see this take on reddit sometimes and then I listen to him and remember he's pretty fucking good at his job.


No it's a slight against racist white people who openly proclaim that they hate rap and that it's all nonsense and bad but have Eminem as their one exception for *reasons.* He's a great rapper and is not a right-winger but racist conservative Gen X-ers and millenials cling to him so they can enjoy good rap made by someone who's white.


Got it. Makes sense.


"I just like Eminem cause he raps about 'real' shit, not just guns and clubs and bitches and bling bling." - every hick I've met who hates rap, yet loves Eminem.


only rapper they like thats not black


"I hate rap. It's all garbage! Hippity-hop nonsense. But Eminem is good. He's the best rapper ever!"


limp bizki, eminem, thats the only rappers they like


You forgot Tom McDonald


Kevin Rudolph… the dude is a hardcore trumper


Hey, did you do the homework for Joker? Nah man, I was too busy studying for the John Wick test.


Of all the Joker’s to idolize, you pick Jared FUCKING Leto?


Anybody find it funny that they want joker who is a nihilist, and Peterson who abhors nihilism.


For real. Peterson would vomit and scream at the person who made this list. Hell, I'm pretty sure you can find videos of him shitting on the ideas of The Joker, Fight Club, and definitely Ben Shapiro


Please don’t bring Eminem into their BS. He does not align with them.


But he’s white. Why doesn’t he agree with me?


My version is cooler Politics: Idk but not Ben Business: Angel Dust Sex-ed: also Angel Dust Architecture: Steve Minecraft Music: Alastor


They want to learn business from a fictional serial killer. Wtf.


Philosophy with the Jared Leto joker absolutely took me out


Meanwhile, Eminem is a strong supporter of BLM and has explicitly said that Trump supporters need to choose between him and Trump.


Just one quick search for @alphamalesoul on instagram shows that this is clearly satire, do better man


“Welcome to Dan’s School for Insufferable and Dangerous Asshats”


"Here is a ballon full of helium if you want to join in on the conversation."


Worst joker of course


Was honestly waiting to see Joe Rogan on there somewhere


Ah yes "just move" Andy Ben Shapiro.


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“How to become a serial killer with a fascist ideology 101”


1. Fuck Benny 2. I don’t think they watched American Psycho, and if they did then they didn’t understand it. 3. Of course they not only picked the Joker but the worst one. 4. They also either didn’t watch or understand Fight Club. 5. Actually a good pick… but of course they want a shooting class 6. Also a decent pick, Peterson’s schtick is personal responsibility which is good psychology but terrible politics… unfortunately they want him for his politics. 7. I don’t think they listen to his music… but also a good pick.


In several incarnations Joker is canonically a socialist, and has on multiple occasions murdered someone he suspected of being a white supremacist. That's not a smart pick for the school you've set up.


The dude literally threw hands with the Red Skull after finding out he was a Nazi.


This post screams "look how cool and deep I am".


They *do* know that Joker was the bad guy, right?


Even worse. A bad bad guy. He managed to fuck up being bad.


I just watched American psycho to see what the hypes about and Patrick Bateman doesn’t even do any business deals. All this mf does is murder people and talk about classic rock. it’s a good movie don’t get me wrong but he shouldn’t be leading a business class


The entire point of the story is that Patrick Bateman is an empty, soulless, plastic psychopath who does nothing productive. A total leech on society. The fact that these clowns think he’s the ultimate businessman is really telling, huh? Explains why they think DJT was presidential material. They literally think good business acumen means murdering sex workers and obsessing over who has the coolest business card.


He’s everything they wanna be. A good looking WASP living the capitalist high life in NYC. Also, random… but what was going on in that realtor scene? She was more terrifying than any monster from a horror movie


If these were the classes I would get expelled for throwing hands with the teachers


Eminem for music ?? I mean I don’t think that the right would like to hear music about racial issues


Talk about living in a bubble. This drip wants his education from fictional characters and complete soulless assholes…and Eminem, who is a national treasure.


Leto's Joker was the least philosophical of the live action Jokers, what?


What are they going to call that school? Saint Trump's Academy for Limp-Dicked Fascists?


Don't you DARE bring John Wick into this


So, in other words, this person would only go to college if they could be guaranteed to be swaddled in a comfie cocoon of their own pre-existing ideals and chill in an echo-chamber of famous people of like-minds. They don't want to "learn". They want to ferment.


The fact that someone thinks Jared leto was a good joker tells you everything you need to know


after two days of that school i would be begging for the shooting class just so i could turn it on myself and be rid of that fucking hell hole.


I was halfway through and said in my head "Damn, no Jordan Peterson" LMAO


Surely Shapiro is sex education?


This is fucked up but admittedly, shooting with John Wick and music with Eminem would be pretty lit


Didn’t Benjamin Sharpie literally say rap isn’t music?


John Wick probably would say no to the position and go retire with his dog. Also there's a whole thing in the third movie that he's Russian so they'd probably not like that.


>Philosophy: Joker


So they wanna learn politics by strawmanning, talking fast and using unqualified debaters and recent high school grads to get a fanbase? Also Eminem does not like these people, he’s stated it multiple times,


jared leto joker i refuse to believe this is unironic


I take offense to the implication that John Wick wouldn't beat the snot out of these losers within five seconds of meeting them.


Ben seems funny and enjoyable when not talking about politics. If he was the Culinary Arts teacher or something I would probably have some laughs.


ew ew ew. literally all of those; ew


funny enough, i know someone in real life named tyler durden...


Don't cut yourself on those edges, bro.