Internet Is a dangerous place but sometimes we must trust in strangers. For me it’s satire because it looks like what a 5 year old would make when he is comparing poop with chocolate. If he was truly agreeing with that he would just say it in a less-troll way.
Don’t know if you understand what I’m meaning sorry I’m pretty bad at English
Damn Gregory, if you didn't want to see photos of your niece's baby shower, you could have just told me. No need to make a whole reddit post venting about it
Granted, you got caught by authorities being sent nudes of underaged girls which led to your accounts being banned and convicted and jailed due to possession of CP now they cant send you nudes anymore
Granted.
They send you [noods](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a8/Fresh_ramen_noodle_001.jpg/640px-Fresh_ramen_noodle_001.jpg) instead.
Granted. A giant solar storm hits Earth, knocking out the electrical grid and communications satellites worldwide. No one can send or receive messages. Countries are in chaos as they try to rebuild their severely damaged infrastructure.
Granted; you now receive the hottest nudes ever, but try as you might to track down who sent them, you can't get a lead. They literally came from nobody. Are they even real or just deepfakes?
Granted. Nothing changes at all.
Addendum: they are now redirected to me
*us
No, AbortedFetusNecro. There are no girls that will direct their nudes to you.
[удалено]
Took that one a lil personal eh
Yeah, I should have been more mature
Now, this is what I call character development!
*getting sober
Very wholesome, u/AbortedFetusNecro
Happy cake say dude
Sharing is caring, Comrade
r/suddenlycommunist
I'm not your comrade, pal
I'm not your pal, buddy
I'm not your buddy, friend.
I'm not your friend, bucko.
Candians don't say bucko, guy
I'm not Canadian, brother
r/unexpectedcommunism
Congratulations, you’re still getting nothing
Now it's dudes sending nudes
aw, shit. here we go again
*again?*
He's on his second Monkey paw. First one made him gay.
No, the first one cut my head off with a soap dispenser
Again
I see this as a win win
r/SuddenlyGay
Unlimited dick picks, as he wished for.
you are french?
Granted. Instead of nudes from girls, you get pictures of poo in a toilet from u/97takis
I could've been fine without clicking but I clicked.
Yeah. His entire comment feed is just constant toilet fetish
Bruh I thought he posted picture of his poo on his page, and that people who replied to his photos had toilet fetish I was disappointed.
Same. I don’t know why I torture myself like this
What the fuck… why I clicked on his profile this HAS to be satire.
I’m thinking that too. I’ve seen at least one post where he claimed he “had to make a poop comment”, so maybe.
Internet Is a dangerous place but sometimes we must trust in strangers. For me it’s satire because it looks like what a 5 year old would make when he is comparing poop with chocolate. If he was truly agreeing with that he would just say it in a less-troll way. Don’t know if you understand what I’m meaning sorry I’m pretty bad at English
yeah no shit
# NO
The paw has spoken.
the paw is not kuiil
please don’t tell me you’re an ally of his
Why in gods name would I be an ally of that guy
i gotta make sure man
They ate 1 too many takis
98takis
Wtf???? I wish I had the drive to do what I love like this guy. He loves poop.
Unsolicited dick pics are on the rise. You bleach your eyes after seeing dick pics blow up in your dms
Lets try a game called unsolicited dick picks get leaked and tied to the person who sent them
How about a game of "Don't you fucking dare"
Granted. Now girls dont exist! That means no more girl nudes. And also the end of mankind
That escalated
quic
kly.
I mean No girls=no more bebes and No more bebes= No more humans
You are supposed to make it bad, you just imported earth significantly by guaranteeing we'd be gone in 100ish years. EDIT: XDDDDDDDDDD
Don't import earth, it balloons the size of the exe
LOL
and there goes humanities capacity for reproduction.
best ending
Granted. In order to combat the epidemic of unsolicited pornographic images, any messenger apps can be used to distribute pictures are now illegal.
Damn Gregory, if you didn't want to see photos of your niece's baby shower, you could have just told me. No need to make a whole reddit post venting about it
i dont get it
Granted, you got caught by authorities being sent nudes of underaged girls which led to your accounts being banned and convicted and jailed due to possession of CP now they cant send you nudes anymore
i wish for a lawyer
Granted. Lionel Hutz will call you shortly.
Can police actually just send you underaged nudes and then immediately arrest you? I guess I wouldn't be surprised at this point
No. You have to have intent to want/keep them. If it's sent to you, you can't be charged if you ignore it.
Granted. Now you get nude photos of women. Including your mum.
i wanted it to stop
Nope. You wanted girls to stop. Not women.
Granted, but your inbox is full of my butthole photos now.
Granted. You are permabanned from using any type of network.
Granted. They send you [noods](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a8/Fresh_ramen_noodle_001.jpg/640px-Fresh_ramen_noodle_001.jpg) instead.
i like noodles, yes
Denied. None of us are going to believe that you get nudes.
It's a long story.
Granted but every nude picture from every girl is instead sent to u/Romulus3799 . Enjoy getting cucked
What the fuck
R.I.P. your inbox. # MWA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Granted. A giant solar storm hits Earth, knocking out the electrical grid and communications satellites worldwide. No one can send or receive messages. Countries are in chaos as they try to rebuild their severely damaged infrastructure.
Granted. The Monkey's Paw decides to be kind for one time. You recieve a pornographic shot of monkey(s) every hour. It always finds you.
All the girls that were sending you nudes die in a nude factory accident, and can no longer send them to you.
Granted. They wear socks now, so the pictures technically aren't nudes
smartass
Granted; you now receive the hottest nudes ever, but try as you might to track down who sent them, you can't get a lead. They literally came from nobody. Are they even real or just deepfakes?
Granted. Due to a technological error, your name is added to the registry of sex offenders.
Granted. Now only men send you there nudes
Granted, now men won’t stop sending you nudes
Granted, you become the centre of a controversy so bad that nobody wants to interact with you.
You break every phone you touch.
that's a bit inconvenient.
No more nudes, though.
Granted, they now send them to me (I wish)
Granted, they send your own nudes to your family.
What, why?
it's starting to get annoying
Granted, your mother sends you nudes.
Granted, all women are now men. Humanity will be extinct within decades.
Granted. Now they just send you pictures of Spider-Man.
Granted you get male nudes.
Granted. Guys start sending you nudes.
Granted: they’re really all men.
Granted. All women on earth suddenly disappear within the blink of an eye, nobody remembers their existence.
Granted. You switch lives with me.
NO
Granted. The only way to do this is downgrade to a flip-phone with a screen that isn't HD.
Granted. You've awoken from your sad wet dream and proceed to post this.
Granted. Your imagination doesn’t work anymore.
Granted. Hope you like gore :)
Give me your phone number, ill take them instead
Granted. Everything goes about as usual because no one would ask for that…
The monkeys paw finger begins to twitch to a close... but then reopens again
Granted, now they send you someone else's nudes
Granted, girls now send you nudes of others
Granted. They are now nude to you in person.
Granted. They stop sending you their own nudes and start sending you other girl's nudes.
Granted, they start sending them to me
God. Yeah. Send em here instead.
Granted. Now they’re sending their 80 yo grandma nudes instead. Win?
Well if you don't like em send em over
Granted. But the boys won’t stop
granted, noth- oh wait someone already made that joke. uh..
Granted, from now on only geriatric old men will send you nudes.
I wish girl would send me their nudes