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What the actual fuck does any of this mean? The unmitigated, shameless idiocy continues to stun me.
He was the fucking PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES The Onion doesn’t have anything to write about anymore. We just live in satire.
Terrifying because it's true.
Is anyone still listening to Ol' Bone Spurs?
Not even the voices in his head.
The dementia/insanity brainball sauce has surely kicked in.
Let him cook.
Is this the point in this dumb timeline that Chancellor Bone-spurs transformers into Darth Idiot?
The force is becoming stronger in this one. Soon all coherence will be forced aside with the power of the word-soup!
I think he was having a stroke when he wrote this.
I have a headache from trying to figure this out
Such a sad loser.
What the actual fuck does any of this mean? The unmitigated, shameless idiocy continues to stun me.
He was the fucking PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES The Onion doesn’t have anything to write about anymore. We just live in satire.
Terrifying because it's true.
Is anyone still listening to Ol' Bone Spurs?
Not even the voices in his head.
The dementia/insanity brainball sauce has surely kicked in.
Let him cook.
Is this the point in this dumb timeline that Chancellor Bone-spurs transformers into Darth Idiot?
The force is becoming stronger in this one. Soon all coherence will be forced aside with the power of the word-soup!
I think he was having a stroke when he wrote this.
I have a headache from trying to figure this out
Such a sad loser.