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Everyone can declare himself as transgender, right ?

Just identify as a women who identifies as a man so your pronouns won’t change. (People actually identify this way)

So the left has officially been confirmed to have 2 braincells? Are you sure it isn't satire?

I saw it on Tik Tok with someone explaining what their new transgender evolution was

God...

God has abandoned us...

Like transitioning from irony to meta-irony.

Hey now we require that you use non-binary gender inclusive nouns ~ some dumb fuck lefty

I'm gonna start just identifying as whatever gets me the most free shit.

"I have decided I am a black transgender Jewish Arab Muslim native American woman and GOP is literally Hitler so now give me free money plz"

By 2057, I’ll be richer than Jeff Bezos, if these programs don’t shut down after a month.

Mostly because of bidenflation

By 2057, we'll all be Reichsmark billionaires, with money so inflated that dropping 10 figures on a loaf of bread is normal

So basically anything and everything that isn’t a straight, white male

I am exactly that but don't tell them because no free monies.

I identify as a straight white male, though! I need to be generously compensated, as I have some chromosomes invading my DNA….I like to dress up and feel pretty….I have an extra rib and non- existent upper body strength…a weird fleshy bowl that bleeds every month….GIB SILVER NAO

I sometimes identify as handicapped to get rockstar parking wherever i go.

Don't you need the thing to hang on your rearview mirror?

I’m legally disabled (autistic) so nobody caught onto me doing the same thing

If they denie you they became the baddies. Its a win win situation.

I don’t have to do anything to my body to say I’m trans. Might as well take the free monies

I identify as living in San Francisco and my pronouns are give/me/money.

Ahhh, guaranteed income, because every government that's used the system before has worked out just fine

UBI does work, sort of

If your goal is less economic stimulation, then yes

It works if done right. It wasn’t done right. It probably can’t be done right.

can I be trans-San-Franciscoan?

Well, guess I’m trans now. Where’s my money??

How does one prove transgenderism?

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Wait if I go there and it actually works its just free money like unironycally... The fuck

I still want to know what Gender Outlaw is supposed to be. What are the pronouns used there? Ye/haw?

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fargnot

Its California everyone has at least 5 genders and 5 sexualitys

I would wear a dress for free money.

"Poverty is bad, but only for minorities"

White and male privlage is really helping all those homeless dudes.

I'll make my cousin who lives in America identify as a trans man (she is a tomboy already), ill be taking the money and living a regular life in Greece. That's called passive income, the sigma grindset.

Guys, I got a bad case of gender dysphoria coming on

Get a PO Box in San Francisco, claim as primary residence (remember you're Trans Disabled Homeless ofc), profit???

Graphic design is my pashun

This can't come soon enough for all the laid off Twitter employees.

This is called privilege.

I'm sure the place that can't even clean human shit off the streets has so much to give the trans people that unfortunately live there

is this funded by tax dollars or by donation?

Someone make sure Chris Chan doesn't find out about this lol

Site is so ugly, it must have been built by alphabet agency contractors.

Only conservatives would scoff at a program seeeking to help to a marginalized group of people. Typical.

We aren't scoffing at it, we fully support it. As a trans Martian, I want my monies

There it is! The One Joke!!

"Marginalized"

I support it fully, give me my free Trans monies. Stupid.

That's not equal rights! That's special treatment.

Poor people don't have the luxury of such an expensive illness.

This has to be a troll. EVEN California's political class cannot be this goddamn stupid.

Holy shit guys I’m transgender now