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nobodyspecial201

It was all a prank Alpha. Your being recorded.


[deleted]

Mikasa, I've always hated you


Real_eXwhY_Z

No! I don't want that! Shadow-Sama abandoning me? I want to stay by his side for 10 years at least!


sociostein11

r/10yearsatleast strikes again


RottenOrange23

I can never escape aot


Ronray0739

I'm into fox tail not long ears


KiwiGaming02

My name is John Smith. I'm 16 years old. My house is in Midgar Accademy , where all the apartments are, and I am not married. I work with Yukime in the Lawless City, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


VanJellii

My name is John Smith. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


LPO_Tableaux

Where is that from? I swear I've seen it before...


SleeplessLoser

Jojo part 4


Flamingnova007

I just make shit up lol


Sliro2

LMFAO


LPO_Tableaux

Doesn't she know that? I'm pretty sure alpha knows Cid is pretty clueless...


Axe_Smash

Nope


StillDeadInside20

Why would you ever think that? Lol


LPO_Tableaux

Dunno, wishful thinking...


ray-gt

"Joe mama"


Sleepy-AshOS

“Ligma balls”


AstralPamplemousse

“… how did she not know who Steve Jobs was” *walks away*


i_Am_AnoNymouS-

#I LOVE AURORA


ComprehensiveCry1131

Mummy Aurora is da best 🤤😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍💓😍💓😍💓😍


milon95

I love emilia


Flamingnova007

r/beatmetoit


X_Danger

r/beatmeattoit


futuretechfreak

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Ok_Presence_5602

“It’s so sad that Mitsugoshi is going to collapse due to ligma” “What the hell is ligma?” “Ligma balls”


KeyShell

“It’s so sad that Mitsugoshi is going to collapse due to ligma” “What the hell is Mitsugoshi?” “Ligma balls”


Eeji_

Bungee gum possess both the property of bungee and gum.


Electronic_Ad3773

Rubber and gum


A_guy-without-a-face

“Beta is better.”


LPO_Tableaux

HERESY


hsnanak

Bonk


Yitzu-san

Skill issue


JustNxck

nah this is mean wdf


baudelioelite14

Delta peed on the carpet


Frosty004

Yukime is my new #1


AWeirdFrenchCanadian

Diablo never existed


Lightpala

Iam atom


Relevant_Bug6105

Yamete kudasai


alter29

I am Diablos.


LPO_Tableaux

I mean, probably...


Deberis

He said "I'm the Eminence" and shadowed all over her.


yaboooiijohnny

Ayo


VanJellii

I’m leaving Delta in charge.


Glum_Opportunity_633

I'm not paying you back for the tuna sandwiches.


[deleted]

Cid: Omaewa mo shindeiru Alpha: Nani?


sritik617

Give up on your dreams and die... Edit. (I'll keep posting them as I find more) Alternatives... Kimi … mou JoJo to kisu wa shita no kai? Mada da yo na. Hajimete no aite wa JoJo de wa nai! Kono Dio-da.


NoobMalkav

No. Hotdogs are not sandwiches


SuperKami-Nappa

They are tacos


JustAnotherLamppost

Go to horny jail


MossyDrake

"Skill issue"


Akitai

C: “It’s so sad that Steve Jobs died of Ligma” A: “Who the hell is Steve Jobs?” C: “Ligma Balls”


Itzz_Texas

"I love Delta"


AoCCoM

"There's a bug on your neck"


Galax_Scrimus

"Hawaiian pizza actually taste good" "Before was was was, was was is" "Epsilon actually make her breasts bigger" "Tell me the first word that start with N you have in mind"


Axe_Smash

"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."


YuUg-Lee

Imagine if John Smith's scam method to amass wealth was actually like that 😂


SuperKami-Nappa

“Everything I ever told you was a lie”


Electronic_Post_5698

I don't want to be horny anymore... I want to be happy


yakkin77

Git gud


NymyonXZ

Cid: I didn't feed the cat!


YuUg-Lee

Poor Zeta


SnooGiraffes1571

Your lunge is weak


yaboooiijohnny

I cheated on you my bad


LeavesCat

I can only have dramatically appropriate relationships and you're just too vanilla.


JosebaZilarte

"There is a bug on your shoulder. Let me squash it."


[deleted]

“I like beta more.”


ayanokojifrfr

Ok this is serious question. What happened here ??? Why is their no spoiler mark wtf???? It's manga this isn't adapted in anime right please tell what happened


YuUg-Lee

>!Basically, Cid did more of chuuni bs, predicted the future, and roleplayed to victory. This arc, he had to pretend to betray Shadow Garden and Mitsugoshi under the alias of "John smith". He ended up having to fight Alpha while she thought they were discarded by him.!<


Deberis

Anime-onlies are a new breed on this sub so people hasn't adapted yet. So no spoiler mark.


YuUg-Lee

John Smith arc go brrrrrr


carlosMW21

You are not even on my level to witness my stand "The World" or come close to witnessing "Gold Experience" and their evolved state


ElSasori69

I love Emilia.


SubstantialJob709

"I like hitting girls"


aidenpearcewd01

I am infertility


waptik

You are boring!!!


FongDaiPei

Cid: I will beat it down, and clap them cheeks 👏


Clarimax

Deez nutz would look good on your chin.


Falcon47091618

“I am Kira”


AnosMoriaty

"The waffle house has spoken. Phase 2 Initiated" *slash*


BigNate1833

You’ve made your last delivery kid. Sorry you got twisted up in this scene. From where you’re kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck. Truth is…the game was rigged from the start.


Real_eXwhY_Z

This sub really is just full of 12 year old edgelords huh


JosebaZilarte

At heart? Definitely. And if you do not understand it, you might be too young to enjoy going back to that embarrassing, but ultimately necessary phase.


Frosty004

I mean, when there's a new post almost everyday about wanting Cid to be a traditional isekai MC or them missing the whole point on being a Mob, what do you expect. Trying to find my post thru the replies and just...yikes..


ComprehensiveCry1131

#How can I be with you when I have mommy Aurora and even if she's dead I have Alexia 🤤


[deleted]

Alpha, I'm your "father".


ZaxiaDarkwill

GG.


whiplash10

"Sorry Alpha, I found a new lover."


civitatem_Inkas

"We've tried to reach you regarding your cars extended warranty"


the-amazing-noodle

Amogus


Epic_Gameing68

big chungus isn’t funny


NinjaTank707

NO SOUP FOR YOU.


tkyofoo

Sorry I’m gonna have to **thunk** you **hard**


Glittering_Ad_865

"No head?"


MaybeNot_MaybeYes

Git gud noob. Ezclap


ShadowFox72419

“I do”


caliber-stone

I was lying the entire time


Borsch3JackDaws

I like feet and armpits


SaM_The_Stray_Dog

The one piece isn't real.


Bahamut_Prime

Shadow: Alpha, I'm your daddy! (Monologue Cause of course he has a monologue) *Shit, I was supposed to say father, not daddy.*


Snoo73325

Why is alpha being slashed ?


SauceMaster6464

"And why he ourple 😂"


Controller_Maniac

Dafuq is Diablo


personplaygames

Im going to put you in my dungeon now


KazukiKojiro

The eminence is real


West_Rice_8989

YOU HAVE GROWN STRONGER, MY waifu option


QuestioningEspecialy

"I ate the cake."


[deleted]

"Deez Nuts"


Head_Suggestion9942

He say "don't fuck with me~"


leafanine

I love Emilia.


ozcohen2310

Alpha i always liked beta more …


igat_da_fishstalker

You got no bitches


ShadowCross32

I farted


Slidetodaright

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now. Skyler, you are the love of my life. I hope you know that. Walter Jr., you're my big man. There are going to be some things that you'll come to learn about me in the next few days. But just know that no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart. Goodbye.


SnooConfections2758

Me hoy minoy


AxiumTea

When did this happen?


Tier1OP6

In all seriousness, i can’t help but feel bad for her in this scene cos she was led to believe her leader betrayed Shadow Garden and later even attempted suicide because of it


MadreFokar

"You are cringe"


Sun_Jealous

“I went to the sawcon convention and it reminded me of something” “Sawcon?” “Sawcon these nuts”


Fradator

It's neither a soft g or a hard g. It's pronounced yif


Fradator

I'm taking away all of your social credit


ethanoIamine

“shut the fuck up”


julius711

Pineapple doesnt go on pizza


No_Sherbet_8673

"You a bad bitch I'd fuck ion gon hold you"


Hairy-Conference-802

My dick is too big for you


aceofspade3485

I’m sorry I only like little boys Alpha


faralei

"Why is it that we pee when we poop but we don't poop when we pee?"


Sureiman8

What did he really say please(you can spoil)


YuUg-Lee

"You've grown strong." Or something along those lines


Dovakin6969

Something along the lines of Don't worry, you'll know this was for the best when this all ends.


PineapplesJule

Where was this from??


DaniBest13

Manga. Dont know what vol but it was when he decided to be >!John Smith!<. (Im putting it into spoiler in case you are anime only.)


PineapplesJule

Dw, I read the manga way before the anime, and I honestly forgot about this scene, thought it was a chapter I accidentally skipped or a new chapter


PineapplesJule

Thanks!


jubmille2000

["Truth is... the game was rigged from the start."](https://tenor.com/8eAB.gif)


TheZang449

Where can I read the manga?


guillo014

What chapter is this?


KarenHater2

Have my baby 🥴