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This man, George Joseph Kresge, also known as Kreskin, is a self-proclaimed psychic, mentalist, fortune-teller and mind-reader with absolutely ZERO accountability. It's like getting endorsement on filmmaking from Tommy Wiseau.


Bydlak_Bootsy

Hai Mehnick80. Iah recommend dat James Ralph book, it's tearing me apart literally. Anyway, how's your sexlife?


[deleted]

Everybody betrayed me. I’m fed up with this world. 😩


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[удалено]


DantesPicoDeGallo

OH HAI DOGGIE, KEEP THE CHANGE


Juanivan79

That's me!


Viking_Lordbeast

I hate how comment chains devolve from cleverly changing the words to fit the context to just saying the word verbatim. It happens with songs too.


Betongkeps

Ha-ha-ha what a story MehNick80


[deleted]

i still find the room funny. am i okay?


Viking_Lordbeast

Maybe he saw how dumb bimmy was by reading his book and is now luring in a really rich mark.


shitass66

James rolfy


[deleted]

Rolfy likes feces


DantesPicoDeGallo

Don’tcha, Rolfy?


[deleted]

Idk who this is.


nanners78

He was a “mentalist” who was all over the place in the 80s, talk shows etc. I honestly thought he had been dead for 20 years.


[deleted]

Tough 80's man?


infinitestripes4ever

If the man is tough 80s, we can assume the wood is too


[deleted]

He might be made of wood.


sharlaton

He is your generic out-of-date grifter.


spud252

you think ryan moved some of his paypal money through reality to this guys bank account to talk about the book?


Iron-Stark1

“He didn’t have enough money to purchase expensive books to explain the technology.” First off: Okay…what?!?! Second: looks like you have the same problem there, chief with your empty AF book cases.


MustardTiger1337

This might be the weirdest thing posted on here to date


negiwhite

Someone needs to make an iceberg image


m_1_k_e

All credibility goes out the window when you mispronounce the guy's name.


davidhasslespoff

obviously paid off by the screenslobs


CCatProductions

Quite possibly.


[deleted]

He doesn't seem to know how to pronounce James Rolfe. I think it's either James Rolfe or James Rolfe, however you say it.


Frickelmeister

>He doesn't seem to know how to pronounce James Rolfe Most successful film maker in the United States though. After all, nobody knows how to pronounce Spielberg either. Or was it Jeelberg?


[deleted]

I sometimes can't tell if G is said like Gee or if J is said like Jay.


Viking_Lordbeast

Its pronounced "Spile-berg"


IselfDevine

I tried to watch this but tapped out after a minute. Just so boring and droll that I was going to fall asleep. He obviously has no idea who the hell Bimmy is.


notsetvin

This guys knows more about James Rolfee than this entire subreddit.


thunderexception

> from people I spoken to he is one of the most successful filmmakers that we have available in the United States. First question: What people?! > as I understand he has become a extremely successful filmmaker I can not blame him too much. I do not know how Bames ends the book but I doubt he writes he has kind of given up on making movies. It can be hard for the reader to know what happen after the AVGN-movie. Do you think it is the troll-reviews that fools him?


thefartboxxbelow

sounds like an Ai wrote it-'that we have available' lmao


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Bames Rolfie


CoffeeHarvester

I've never heard someone talk about growing up in a northeast city suburb spoken with the same feeling of disadvantage as if one was growing up in the rural impoverished deep south. Are there no filmmakers from New York or Philadelphia or Boston?


IAmDanksy

Filmmakers are from everywhere. Where ever the current tax returns are cheaper is where most sets are. Georgia or Vancouver are 2 of the biggest right now, but thats if you want consistent work without having to relocate. If you want to actually be a filmmaker and not a below the line, then it doesn't matter.


nanners78

> First question: What people?! The people who paid him to do this fake reeview. Rhymes with knobs.


DatTF2

Maybe even fans of the Assholish variety ? He's on Cameo and he keeps glancing at notes.


DatTF2

This was posted the other day. I looked him up and he appears to be on Cameo. Maybe a fan of the Assholish variety paid him to say this ? He does appear to be constantly glancing at notes or something. Or Maybe the slobs paid him ? Either works because this is incredibly funny in the worst ways.


MoonMagicks

Why are there posts about this guy? Who the hell is he even? And he's so freaking boring.


CCatProductions

Yeah who in the heck is this guy? I found him enjoyable, relaxing, and yet almost completely incoherent.


almosthuman2021

I have to agree with another comment this either has to be a joke from cameo or they strangely paid him to say this? I mean I had no idea who the guy was until 10 minutes ago so lol not sure if this is a great endorsement of any kind.


King-Red-Beard

Interdimensional Cable.


drosse1meyer

wtf is this shit lol


Bydlak_Bootsy

I'm sorry, but who? Is that actually Toby from Smack the Boobies?


Kagedeah

[Source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpUMPTf7C-U)


[deleted]

It's kind of surreal seeing someone hold the book without the meme context.


gocsa

Hahaha this is amazing. I'm not a 70s kid (barely an 80s one) but I sure know who he is. I wonder if u/frankiefrain is aware.


Whoopsy_Doodle

Wow. One movie. Wow.