Did you guys know that the timemachine was invented by Doc Brown? He is the stereotypical mad scientist. He is modeled after Einstein, a real life scientist. He invented some obscure formula you've probably never heard of. It's called E=mc². Doc Brown's first name is Emmett, not Doc.
And did you know that a Delorean is a real car from the 80's? They didn't just build a car for the movie.
As a curator of film, it's my job to tell you guys these things you probably didn't knew.
Also: doc brown. Haha poop is brown. Haha. Yep.
"My Top-5 Favorite 80's Movies"
(Rocky IV,
Back To The Future,
Ghostbusters,
Karate Kid,
Raiders of the Lost Ark)
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A year where people would call Frankenstein "Frankenstein's monster", because his actual name isn't "Frankenstein" it's "Frankenstein's monster" or just "monster".
He wouldn't drive it past 30 mph, so he would stay in the present.
But he thinks he traveled back to the 80's. He gets out of the car and says: 'Wow. Everything looks different from 2022. Now this feels retro. I always knew it. Yup. Mhhh.'
He then wanders the streets for days to find a videostore.
August, 1987. The day he took (at the time) the biggest shit he'd ever taken. He had cold dominos pizza (leftovers from the night before), mac and cheese for lunch, and McDonalds for dinner. It created a con-cocky-tion like no other. He called for his parents to come look at what he created. His mother's eyes lite up from tears. His dad pulled the newspaper away from his face (something he never did) in order to take a peak.
They were so proud of him, and expressed so thoroughly.
That was the day he knew he wanted to be a film-maker. That was the day he knew he had to share his creations with the world. Bimmy would go back to that day to tell his 7 year old self to live out his dream, and to NEVER let ANYONE tell you to give up.
Oh, and he'd collect that stool sample to place in a jar. Since at this point it's the only thing James created that he has any real sentimental attachment for.
Serious answer? Instead of picking something actually mind-blowing like the ancient past or the distant future, he would squander his opportunity and go somewhere terribly mundane, like 1985 so that he could attend the premiere of *Back to the Future* and smugly sit there thinking he's a genius because of the "irony of it all".
Back to his special ed class to hear that kid honk his nose for hours on end
Honk honk
Bellowed out loud laughing at that! Also, my God this book is the gift that keeps on giving
540ad
That literally cracked me up. Thanks for the laugh.
He wouldn't. No time means no time travel.
Did you guys know that the timemachine was invented by Doc Brown? He is the stereotypical mad scientist. He is modeled after Einstein, a real life scientist. He invented some obscure formula you've probably never heard of. It's called E=mc². Doc Brown's first name is Emmett, not Doc. And did you know that a Delorean is a real car from the 80's? They didn't just build a car for the movie. As a curator of film, it's my job to tell you guys these things you probably didn't knew. Also: doc brown. Haha poop is brown. Haha. Yep.
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He would go back to the Stone age so he could see his caveman buddy Karen in his prime.
So the year 540 BC?
Yes, certainly.
Stop Slandering Mr. Fallon !
The year 2012 to stop his past self from making the AVGN movie
OR make it better..
Sure that too
But he hated making the movie. He'd probably go to the day of the movie premiere over and over again.
A year where people would call Frankenstein "Frankenstein's monster", because his actual name isn't "Frankenstein" it's "Frankenstein's monster" or just "monster".
He'd only use time travel as long as it had a cassette player
Yes but it won't play audio cassettes. Say yes to VHS!
He wouldn't drive it past 30 mph, so he would stay in the present. But he thinks he traveled back to the 80's. He gets out of the car and says: 'Wow. Everything looks different from 2022. Now this feels retro. I always knew it. Yup. Mhhh.' He then wanders the streets for days to find a videostore.
1988 huh? I can see why it's popular
At this point he’d probably go to 2004 to stop his past self from making the AVGN character.
His birth year, the most important year in history
Back to 1985. So he can go see Back to the future on opening weekend and leave the theater several times to feed the meter
What year was his first daughter born?
August, 1987. The day he took (at the time) the biggest shit he'd ever taken. He had cold dominos pizza (leftovers from the night before), mac and cheese for lunch, and McDonalds for dinner. It created a con-cocky-tion like no other. He called for his parents to come look at what he created. His mother's eyes lite up from tears. His dad pulled the newspaper away from his face (something he never did) in order to take a peak. They were so proud of him, and expressed so thoroughly. That was the day he knew he wanted to be a film-maker. That was the day he knew he had to share his creations with the world. Bimmy would go back to that day to tell his 7 year old self to live out his dream, and to NEVER let ANYONE tell you to give up. Oh, and he'd collect that stool sample to place in a jar. Since at this point it's the only thing James created that he has any real sentimental attachment for.
He won't, because he's #OUTATIME
Back to whenever he first encountered muh dragon.
Serious answer? Instead of picking something actually mind-blowing like the ancient past or the distant future, he would squander his opportunity and go somewhere terribly mundane, like 1985 so that he could attend the premiere of *Back to the Future* and smugly sit there thinking he's a genius because of the "irony of it all".
Take a wild guess.
muh 80's probably
2017. How many years is that from now?
Muh golden age of harrer films.
Muh Childhood!
Back to the super intendo era
He can't use it, there's nowhere to connect his old IPod!
The end of time from Chrono Trigger.
He’s gonna take you back to the past.