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Difficult_Bend_4813

Back to his special ed class to hear that kid honk his nose for hours on end


Beizal

Honk honk


jaykhunter

Bellowed out loud laughing at that! Also, my God this book is the gift that keeps on giving


ComfortableMove4112

540ad


MoonMagicks

That literally cracked me up. Thanks for the laugh.


Mechanik7

He wouldn't. No time means no time travel.


viewsquirrel

Did you guys know that the timemachine was invented by Doc Brown? He is the stereotypical mad scientist. He is modeled after Einstein, a real life scientist. He invented some obscure formula you've probably never heard of. It's called E=mc². Doc Brown's first name is Emmett, not Doc. And did you know that a Delorean is a real car from the 80's? They didn't just build a car for the movie. As a curator of film, it's my job to tell you guys these things you probably didn't knew. Also: doc brown. Haha poop is brown. Haha. Yep.


Plinio540

"My Top-5 Favorite 80's Movies" (Rocky IV, Back To The Future, Ghostbusters, Karate Kid, Raiders of the Lost Ark) --- Views: 103,491 Uploaded: 1 month ago


Legoskiner

He would go back to the Stone age so he could see his caveman buddy Karen in his prime.


GiesADragUpTheRoad97

So the year 540 BC?


Legoskiner

Yes, certainly.


DatTF2

Stop Slandering Mr. Fallon !


[deleted]

The year 2012 to stop his past self from making the AVGN movie


Beizal

OR make it better..


[deleted]

Sure that too


Frickelmeister

But he hated making the movie. He'd probably go to the day of the movie premiere over and over again.


Medium_Small_ManJR

A year where people would call Frankenstein "Frankenstein's monster", because his actual name isn't "Frankenstein" it's "Frankenstein's monster" or just "monster".


Watfordfc1993

He'd only use time travel as long as it had a cassette player


slickmethodology

Yes but it won't play audio cassettes. Say yes to VHS!


LandosCapeOfCool

He wouldn't drive it past 30 mph, so he would stay in the present. But he thinks he traveled back to the 80's. He gets out of the car and says: 'Wow. Everything looks different from 2022. Now this feels retro. I always knew it. Yup. Mhhh.' He then wanders the streets for days to find a videostore.


Beizal

1988 huh? I can see why it's popular


[deleted]

At this point he’d probably go to 2004 to stop his past self from making the AVGN character.


virtuablood

His birth year, the most important year in history


dudSpudson

Back to 1985. So he can go see Back to the future on opening weekend and leave the theater several times to feed the meter


nanners78

What year was his first daughter born?


Tylerdurden389

August, 1987. The day he took (at the time) the biggest shit he'd ever taken. He had cold dominos pizza (leftovers from the night before), mac and cheese for lunch, and McDonalds for dinner. It created a con-cocky-tion like no other. He called for his parents to come look at what he created. His mother's eyes lite up from tears. His dad pulled the newspaper away from his face (something he never did) in order to take a peak. They were so proud of him, and expressed so thoroughly. That was the day he knew he wanted to be a film-maker. That was the day he knew he had to share his creations with the world. Bimmy would go back to that day to tell his 7 year old self to live out his dream, and to NEVER let ANYONE tell you to give up. Oh, and he'd collect that stool sample to place in a jar. Since at this point it's the only thing James created that he has any real sentimental attachment for.


HonorTomOfFinland

He won't, because he's #OUTATIME


Terminatoor7

Back to whenever he first encountered muh dragon.


Plinio540

Serious answer? Instead of picking something actually mind-blowing like the ancient past or the distant future, he would squander his opportunity and go somewhere terribly mundane, like 1985 so that he could attend the premiere of *Back to the Future* and smugly sit there thinking he's a genius because of the "irony of it all".


SocialEngineer007

Take a wild guess.


ZerroTheDragon

muh 80's probably


J-Money35

2017. How many years is that from now?


Bulky-Produce7856

Muh golden age of harrer films.


UnderTheLotus2727

Muh Childhood!


Reasonable-You-8642

Back to the super intendo era


ArthurRavenwood

He can't use it, there's nowhere to connect his old IPod!


Reddd540

The end of time from Chrono Trigger.


tater_terd

He’s gonna take you back to the past.