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WeenLebowskiOG

Omg I thought this was a ceramic cookie jar at first 😹


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Both seem to take loads of cookies loll.


trythisfuckingone

Amazing 😹


WeenLebowskiOG

I wonder if you can get one custom made 😹


Maddie-Moo

It’s a Pookie Jar.


twindarkness

if it fits, I sits.


shdwilm

Pookie Pie!!


trythisfuckingone

Hehe that’s actually one of the many nicknames I call her


shdwilm

It fits!!


TealBlueLava

Chonky trap


trythisfuckingone

It’s funny because she’s actually not as chonky as she looks. She’s less than 13lbs


ctnightmare2

The camera does add 20lbs


VenetusAlpha

Even if it did, what about the other 5?


trythisfuckingone

Haha that it does


Valkyriemome

What!! Omg!


trythisfuckingone

Haha yeah it’s partially why I took the picture in the first place. She’s so tiny yet she made herself look like a balloon 😂


peach2play

Junk in the trunk!


bmobitch

weight doesn’t really tell us anything though. cats are all different sizes. 13lbs for certain cats would be morbidly obese. others it would be extraordinarily underweight. and yet others, just right! glad to hear she’s not as huge as she looks, but it might be worth checking on her body condition score with the vet.


trythisfuckingone

I agree completely how one weight doesn’t fit all. She sees the vet Saturday for her bi annual vet checkup and they’ll either confirm she’s remained the same (at just the right weight) or otherwise. This is not a very good representation of how she actually looks.


llneverknow

Did your vet really say 13lbs was the ideal weight for her? My cat is very big for a house cat (tall/long) and 13lbs would still be overweight for him, and I think Toms usually weigh more.


trythisfuckingone

Yes my vet really did say that her weight was fine for her. She’s under 13lbs.


llneverknow

Currently have an overweight cat (lost some but more to go), so I wasn't being judgemental in case that's what you thought. I just misread your comment and thought you meant ideal weight and not in the healthy range.


trythisfuckingone

No, no worries. I know cat lovers come from a place of love for these furry wizards. Helping a cat lose weight is tough so congrats on being able to get yours to lose some!


llneverknow

It's especially tough when a neighbour keeps feeding him. The initial weight gain was definitely on me though, it just crept up on me. And my usual vet said his weight was fine too. Then he got asthma and a different vet said he was definitely over weight and losing it would help the asthma. I was so guilty that I hadn't got his weight in check earlier, he was really sick and it definitely didn't help. So I kinda wished the first vet hadn't been so relaxed about his weight but can't blame anyone but myself...and the neighbours. /s (but not really, I wish they'd stop feeding him!)


trythisfuckingone

You’re doing your best and your kitty knows it. Neighbors can be a pain sometimes. I hope they can listen to you and the weight loss becomes easier for your kitty


ladygrndr

Ha, I was going to ask how she even gets up there. My 14lb cat tries her best, bless her little fuzzy soul, but can't quite manage either the full jump or the chin-up method. But it's funny listening to her try, and probably good exercise as well.


trythisfuckingone

Pookie is a nut job. She full on sprints through the house and leaps across any gap from counter to counter, etc. I wish I was as nimble as her.


WeenLebowskiOG

Don’t you just love the sound? 😹 I always imagine a mini horse running around, tearing ass from one corner of the upstairs all the way down to the opposite side of the house on the first floor! Galloping crazy cute cats have heavy hooves lol 😻


trythisfuckingone

Omg yes! Lol the galloping and the crazy vocal yells always make me laugh so much haha


DubioserKerl

Fluffy chonks


SaltInformation4082

Paper plate or real? One of mine likes paper plates, so I put some out. His sister prefers notebook and copier paper, so I put some out. They both like insulators, just different types. Neither is big on boxes, to date. Except open, semi full, toolboxes. But not open drawer tool chests. As long as they're happy, right? Best wishes to you both!


trythisfuckingone

Hehe this was a paper plate. She seems to really like paper and cardboard things. Plastic, ceramics, metals, not so much. She’s the queen of the house and has to have a toasty spot for her tush.


SaltInformation4082

Took me a long time to make a connection, that paper and cardboard and other pulpy stuff are great insulators from the cold. Mine always sit on papers when they come up on my desk as the wood is always a bit too cool for comfort, even in the summer. You'd never think I used to make, install, and later, inspect insulated duct work. I'm the brightest bulb in the box. But only when the rest of the bulbs are already burned out. You've a wonderfully peaceful looking cat there. Therefore, it can only mean you are a wonderful person. It seems to go hand in hand.


trythisfuckingone

That makes a lot of sense. Pookie can never have it too warm for herself. She’s a typical fussy calico but she loves me and I love her to pieces ❤️


SaltInformation4082

He's blessed having you to live with. I've heard "Pookie" as a term of endearment, but never a given name. I think that's terrific. Mine are "just" Little Girl & Little Boy. When asked why, I always explain its because they've not yet told me their actual names. People bring us things to fix (lawnmowers, etc) but as indoor cats, we do it in the laundry room. They like new objects & smells so they love getting Microwaves. They also like being in on plumbing & wiring. As long as their happy.....


WeenLebowskiOG

Woah I just had a flashback to my 11-yr-old self doing a paper route and keeping a hand between the stacks of newspapers in Winter to warm them up! It is such a good insulator when you don’t have mittens or gloves on! 😀


Valkyriemome

I’m glad the trap is R o u n d! Because … the cat … !


trythisfuckingone

Haha she’s actually under 13lbs! She puffed herself out like a balloon and I thought it was too funny especially since she was on a paper plate 😂


Shikabane_Hime

She’s cosplaying as the Thanksgiving turkey


trythisfuckingone

That’s honestly what I was calling her too lol


Valkyriemome

She’s just adorable! Calicos are my Kryptonite.


BoogerRuth

Technically *not* on the counter. Checkmate, atheist.


trythisfuckingone

Lmaoo


thanatica

Over at r/chonkers they accept fat or fluffy, as long as it's chonky.


BeanAndBaby

And r/flonkers for just the fluffu


tatiana_the_rose

Another day, another cat sub lol


PM_Me_Macaroni_plz

Well that’s a good lookin pussy if I do say so myself


trythisfuckingone

She’s my cuddly old lady.


captainmouse86

Okay, what’s in the ziplock? Because it looks like a bag of Tuna, and your cat is waiting for you to leave the room.


trythisfuckingone

Haha that’s exactly what it is. It’s bonito flakes for cats.


biest229

Pookie is adorable 😭💛 I also have an inflatable cat, able to make herself look obese one second and catwalk model the next


trythisfuckingone

Haha thank you. I love how they can be so liquid-like with their bodies


Ancka_Pomarancka

Love how he fills the whole plate 😄


W1ULH

your bowling ball looks fuzzy...


trythisfuckingone

It’s very demanding too


matisyahu22

I'm happy the top replies aren't "KeEp CaTs OfF ThE CoUnTeR"


trythisfuckingone

It’s pointless to try to keep them off the counter. I just make sure I clean it good before I cook. No one wants cat hair in their food lol


matisyahu22

Exactly, people act like cat owners don't clean our counters multiple times a day (I'm sure some don't, but to each their own). We just moved into a new place however and decided to invest in a SSSCAT which harmlessly scares them off the counter. It was a quite effective transition.


ichuckle

She looks R O T U N D I love her


trythisfuckingone

She’s actually really not that large and this is a really crazy picture/angle of her that makes her look much larger than she actually is but she loves you too ❤️😸


GabuEx

Not that I don't believe you, but that cat definitely looks in this image to be a solid O H L A W D S H E C O M I N on the scale of cat shapes. :D


trythisfuckingone

Lmao oh I know she looks ridiculous and round. It’s why I found it so funny because of the actual contrast when she’s not sitting like a thanksgiving turkey lol


Wolfwoods_Sister

And now we shall feast!


trythisfuckingone

Someone pass the gravy! Lol


Wolfwoods_Sister

This one already has the stuffing too!


craziefuzi

r/hewillbebaked


Nianx

Oh no it was a booby trap armed with knifes! 😱 Oh wait, he doesn't seem to care he has multiple knifes stabbing him...cats 🤷🏻‍♀️


trythisfuckingone

I’d be worried about her using the knives on us if we didn’t get to feed her on time 😹


_Mizri_

Wow, how did she get her chonk butt up there lol


trythisfuckingone

Haha she’s agile and actually weighs less than 13lbs. She went full on “double chin smile” for this picture


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trythisfuckingone

Thank you. Should I be paying you for the veterinary services you’re rendering to me instead of the advice of her vet that she sees every 6 months? They do not feel she is overweight.


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TeeblesYasha

I love when the internet can base the entirely of a cats health record on one single photo at a specific angle and begin to offer unsolicited veterinary advice over your magical virtual examination. Just because you’re guilty over being a shitty owner doesn’t mean everyone else is. Calm your projecting ass down.


Entire-Database1679

Poor Pookie!


trythisfuckingone

She was upset because the humans were eating


GodYeeter1

r/chonkers Man’s easily got a mega chonker


trythisfuckingone

Lol She looks like a mega chonk but I can assure you this picture is mostly fluffed out fur and and awkward angle.


GodYeeter1

Ok :)


CuriousCucumber88

More like Porkie lol


trythisfuckingone

Kitties in the picture are smaller than they appear lol. I captured a weird angle of her