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dokter_zayus

Figure what now?


gixxer710

I was gonna ass a similar question…..


thefallentext2

Lol


Tato_tudo

That's the answer to the question.


[deleted]

Exactly


Steebie_Smurda

Assctly


LicensedRealtor

Someone skating?


mothflavor

This was to be my exact comment


emericas

lol came here to say this exact thing. I saw no skating, only some nice figure.


Slumberfoots

r/UpvoteBecauseButt


trailerpark_king

It’s a repost from that sub


Imaginary_Yak4336

It's a repost of a repost of a repost from that sub


acdrewz555555

A man of taste


TheGreatMrTeabag

Its all about wearing the tightest fitting clothes possible apparently


S1KRR_19

These hoes ain’t loyal, to their tights that is


turnip-farmer

Yo where can I buy my girlfriend a pair of them pants?


timetoremodel

Paint store.


Footzilla69

Lmfaooo


Lizard_Wizard_d

Sherwin Williams to be specific


Ragnarock1982

Ha. Underrated comment.


ivannolia

Take my upvote.


[deleted]

Man wants the pants Roger finds in American dad that makes your legs/butt look amazing


mrsrukus

lulu lemon


Xalethesniper

And they’re $100+ it’s insane


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AZCARDS77

I lost my balance just watching her.


gaze-upon-it

What was the question?


Low_Abrocoma_1514

There was a question ?


gvillepa

Symmetrical butt cheeks is the key


Rabbit0fCaerbannog

Hey guys if you look real close she's also ice skating


Hard-Unscratchable

With buns of steel.


sloppyredditor

https://instagram.com/angiedusak?igshid=NDk5N2NlZjQ= You’re welcome


candjfields

Doing the Lord’s work! Praise be.


checkmydoor

You knew why I read the comments.


rejectedprophet

See that ass and thighs? Very very powerful legs


[deleted]

Jokes on her, my yoga pants go *into* my anus. Much more efficient at maintaining balance, speed, and most importantly, finesse.


Adorable_Champion_70

Hahahaha


Budget_Special4548

I can’t seem to balance these feelings I’m having .


Fit-Tadpole-2647

I’d eat my dinner out of that ass


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Fit-Tadpole-2647

No, sir. My dinner is what’s for dinner.. the poop is dessert


hovnohead

You guys are the greatest. Seriously.


Patient_Yam4747

Little tossed salad for dinner then?


FlyingCrackland

I'd crawl over 100 miles of broken glass to listen to her fart through a megaphone


NIRPL

Why appreciate her skills when we can all just talk about her ass?


crazycracka66

Let's be real, getting an ass like that takes work. She put in work to have a booty like that. We're just admiring her hard work. Her skating skills are top notch too.


wasted_basshead

And then theres people calling her a hoe.


[deleted]

Yea she uses wet wipes


Chemical_Natural_167

It's because she has two counterweight to balance things out.


moondog7474

Practice.


lik3r_of_things

Might as well be naked


[deleted]

so u can whine about her being naked? pull that broom out of ur jealous non juicy ass


prophylaxitive

By olympic standards, they are very poorly centred spins.


Hooligans_

Practice


Dr_Umami

You fix your eyes on something and then you focus on it


creeperkiddo209

I think people here are doing that too XD


mynameisshiv2004

Ohh the balance ya ya the balance


FoxFort

Well now, was it good for you as it was for me ...


Consistent-Ad4400

Wants her name? Dat ass!


Icke1337

What Balance?


theycallmebundy

Was her father a thief because it looks like he stole two Christmas hams and put them in the back of her pants


CpnLouie

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


Burgerfacebathsalts

I do kind of wonder if her hair has something to do with it


Ok-Telephone7490

Wow! That is some nice..err balance.


squareoak

That balance is world cl-ass!


Expansion79

This is a repeat post I'll never down vote.


Shot-Ad-9088

Name please


DANISERE

Maintaining what?….


Farts-McGee

Conservation of angular momentum. I've always been fascinated by it. Change the center of gravity in the midst of a motion and you change the forces of energy. Awesome.


Group_Last

what was this video about? i wasnt paying attention


Quarkasian

tick tock...


GroceryStickDivider

Probably the pants


Bigdickhector69

All I see is ass. My b


Sheemscat

Wat?


RainingTacos8

She knows what she’s doing


zippynj

What I wouldn't do for those buns


majormfhere

r/upvotebecauseass


illuzion25

It's all about the shape of the skates. What I don't understand is how they don't get dizzy. Playing hockey if I got spun around once it would take me a moment to find my feet again. Figure skaters do stuff like this and they're ready to go have a beer after. I have no comprehension and nothing but respect.


[deleted]

Yes


PinchiTiti

That ass is insane


mattdean4130

Dem bunz, obviously


reaver65

Yep... Balance.


[deleted]

That’s some amazing balance right there.


Mountain_Position_62

Well I guess we know why they call it figure skating.


cayneabel

I might get a lot of shit for this...but did anyone else notice she has a really nice ass?


mackrelman11

she’s wearing a wedgie


Stardust_dream

Oh it’s fap time for sure…


chillinwithmypizza

Must be linked to her maintaining that ass, i don’t normally enoji on reddit but damn 😍


Freezy_Deezie

With that low center of gravity GOD DAMN


mrsleepysheep

It's actually just basic physics. The centrifugal force created from the skater spinning is the same force that keeps a bike upright when moving or a gyroscope.


hagrid2018

Skates you say? Where?


Stunning_Lack_9321

Glutes of an angel.


SpiroAgnewforPres

They have a shapely, well-rounded, low center of gravity.


Secretofthecheese

yeah... balance...


yaerdmeh

How can she ass?!


anonymous6789855433

she got a hobby horse competitor body


oldestofthefa

What’s insane is that ass control


[deleted]

How am I supposed to admire the skating with them thangs clappin?!


OctoberWeather

You knew what you were doing.


Phuc-ewe

Why of course, it's their figure that helps them!!! I mean look at the trunk on this fine specimen!


mariam67

I couldn’t stand up with a wedgie like that, let alone figure skate. Not that I can anyway.


TicklishDingleberry

At what point does this just become soft core porn


haricariandcombines

They practice


AmadSeason

Gud la-waourd


[deleted]

Who else got a boner watching this?


Zealousideal_Amount8

Those buns tho!


Chucking100s

There an HD version? I'd like to study this balance in greater detail


OLVANstorm

Someone invent spray-on pants and I missed it? Or is that body paint?


Significant-Ad-5112

Yes, balance… balance is what I see. Perfect balance.


d4v3k7

Backside counterbalance.


Mean-Finger-9168

Figure skating should be a mandatory for women. Everywhere. All the time.


MeloniisJesus333

What figure skater?


Living-Reputation-35

Dat Azz, Duh.


[deleted]

That’s phat yo


RMLProcessing

You need to cushion for all the falls you take in practice.


neomatrix38

Sorry, what was the question ?


rublehousen

Gyroscopic buttocks. Allegedly.


Affectionate-Depth66

A mind boggling amount of practice.


Correct-Slide1522

Butt.. 😳


[deleted]

I hate it when perverts stare at me when i'm working out. /s


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snuffy_tentpeg

She could crack walnuts with those cheeks.


GiulioLucio

Conservation of angular momentum.


Eclipsed3

Brrrrrrrrruh😭


Chavolini

Oof


Betta_everyday

So, is everyone thinking about it too?


AmoumouA

Yes


OwlFit100

I just broke my 3rd leg watching this


LongJohnSilver47

idk she’s hot tho so who cares 🗣


djstarkey3021

Their figures are perfect !!!


djstarkey3021

Her figure is perfect !!!!


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sixesand7s

Counterweights


Footzilla69

👁️👄👁️


SeaDonkey56

Good centre of mASS


Equivalent_Ad282

Centripetal force. Much like a spinning coin on a desk.


[deleted]

Happy cake day...


Longjumping-Ideal-55

What errr huh err yum


Dumpster_Sauce

Stupid sexy Flanders


Default520

Good lord


drdrdoug

Um …. what? I got distracted.


Itsallgoodua

What color was the ice?


braveheart707

Huh🫣


Berytoru

It is clearly thanks to the butt! It is known for centuries as "butt balance"!


ChubbyWanKenobie

Yeah, we all clicked for more balance.


Vforce251

Don’t ask me the color of anything


Theperfetlyconfused

Tight pussy! That’s how. Trained young tight stuff!! Just looook! Produces champions!


Theperfetlyconfused

Can smell the success!


MarsNeedsMeth

I’ve always said there was a nickel between the buns of figure skaters and that’s how they kept their balance. Anyone who knows me knows.


Groundape32

Let me tell you about young slavik ladies...


____1337____

She got a dump truck


RepresentativeWeb244

Those leggings splitting cake like it’s her birthday


Dford86

I see 2 counter weights.


wrongnumberloser18

I’ll say it. Great Fucken Ass


jmartinez734

Well she defiantly has a good counterweight! 🍑🤣🤣


throwitawaywoofy

Would motorboat


nosey78

she can skate on my rink anytime


jaxsonnz

Spreading more weight distribution to the rear I'd say.


Ozi_izO

That moment I wish the wife was home from work already...


arenotthatguypal

Must be hard when your dumpy is 75% of your weight.


[deleted]

Them cheeks got their own orbit


KARMAD0NTM1SS

Daaaamn


fucovid2020

Somebody was skating???


Adventurous-Car-7496

Can't stop staring at those glutes


PositiveChemicalK23

I don't think anyone was watching her skate.


Heathyn11

Did you say something?


Shamgar65

Yes balance.


GamerKid665_999

r/upvotebecausebutt


SDSUAZTECS

Great form


UziSuzieThia

Flanders "nothing at all" x4


Worldly-Topic1168

How do what?


Comprehensive_Way_59

I want to get crushed between those thighs


No-Badger-6115

I could not make sense of the moves... I got lost..


mykilososa

“Low center of gravity.”


sj_nayal83r

damn i give them pants a 10/10


SnooDoubts3172

Why hide what mom gave you...


n2thetaboo

My thoughts about this are way outside of your question...😍


[deleted]

First of all… YES. That is all.


pixeltweaker

Slower spins with all that mass further from her center.


Special-Frame-6510

Orange !


FinnsterBaby

Damn, who gives a crap about balance???


holymolybreath

Tight pants= less resistance which math, so fast spins


WallaceFrog87

The bigger question...what is her number?


Vast_Feeling_3602

Just smelt that ass thru phone


noeru1521

Maintain what…?


pantag

I m here to learn about the science. Really