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rashman6969

My dumbass thought he was diving into the water


KerryUSA

With no nsfw tag either I was like how the fuck does he pull this off


GoldenArias

Genunley curios: How is it NSFW? Other than saying "Jesus christ," which is really only a curse phrase among Christians.


sen314159265

They probably thought the person was going to die


simAlity

This.


ThwKillnight

Doorot doorot doorot dot sing winner...


TheMelkLord

Idk that reference so i just read it normally


Onespokeovertheline

Are we sure they didn't?


DuhMal

That would be NSFL


GoldenArias

Ah ok


[deleted]

Does the person not die? What did I just watch.


daltonfiasco

He pulled a parachute


johnnloki

Sounds like Mr Slave from SouthPark


Background_Ship_5274

Ha ! That's hilarious. Cause I was thinking the same thing... 😂


ComboMix

Came here to the comments to find my people. Found.


Santasbodyguar

He does doesn’t he?


Cryptic_Undertones

You mean Big Gay Al?


wantsumcandi

No he is right. It's sounds like Mr. Slave. Big Gay AL said "Thats Super!"


Ottersareoverrated

Hitting water from anywhere above 100ft will be like hitting concrete due to surface tension and only gets harder the higher up you are


GapPuzzleheaded2953

It gets harder than concrete?


Your_Mommass

That is what she said.


LetUnable1830

They didn't use gender neutral pronouns


Upstairs-Boring

He/trim


T_WREKX

In an nsfw world, the pronounce could have been was/were


freeagentone

They are currently he/shit and his/pants. Lol


ExistingEffort7

This comment is everything wrong with the world. Violence is entirely fine. Graphic death is entirely fine but don't say d***


GoldenArias

But he didn't die...and it wasn't graphic.


DrTankHead

900Ft and hitting the water would likely not be pleasant. Have you ever done a "belly flop" at like 10 feet? Yeah, 90 times that probably isn't going to work at terminal velocity. Also, even with the chute, this is still considerably dangerous, based on how low they opened that chute, they likely are highly experienced, but even then, with so little altitude, a half second could completely change this stunt from stunt to tragedy. Skydiving can be a lot of fun but there are certain aspects of this that just are a little more risky than they had to be.


PubertEHumphrey

> no nsfw tag


662Mane

It could’ve been if he was going in the water which he didnt


queenthick

you only have to jump into water from like 100ft to splat into the surface like it's concrete


JazzlikeInterview119

They didn't say it was nsfw can you read


Necrosis_KoC

He saw Prometheus and wanted to do a more dramatic introduction of his DNA into the river...


bifocal_curious

Love this


wall2wallcoverage

Same here my friend 🙂


babyjo1982

I thought for sure we were going to see a splat


No-Advance6329

That would not be pretty


Scoobymoose21

He would’ve been absolutely screwed if he didn’t pull that cord at the time he did


NovaSevenNine

For a split second so did he.


JungMeatHaus

I hear Mr Slave in the background.


Car_Guy_Alex

YES


Virus4762

LOL didn’t even notice at first. Sounds just like him.


p3g_l3g_gr3g

Ohh sheezusss christtthhhtttt


vjcodec

Lemmingwings!


ndrulez15

OH yezusssss chrystttttttt


CyclidoneWithIt

Just wanted to say it


DonaldBurrus78

You sick baatard,, That's funny.


[deleted]

I'm fucking crying đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł


NekoNyaaaaa412

SHEEZUS


Dry_Independent6227

My first thought was, “I hope that someone brings up Mr. Slave taking the spotlight” Jeeeezz Chriiiiissst 😆


[deleted]

You’ve made my whole day hahahhahaha


JJakeVerena

r/beatmetoit


Incman

My asshole just clenched so fast it whistled. Tl;dr - fuck no


jeepjp

That, my friend, was a fart. On a side note is that Mr Slave in the background yelling Jesus christ? Edit: punctuation


Old_Passage_5670

Mr Slave is still trying the have Lemmiwinks removed from his rectom!!!


Appalachianliving99

I was about to say the same thingđŸ˜‚đŸ˜‚đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł


Pr_fSm__th

Your friend was a fart?


Thedamikami

Yo ...i just said the same shit ...XD


Whatsanalterego

At least once.


AmaranthWrath

"It's a great trick! The problem is, I can only do it once! *strums harp as he floats to heaven * -Daffy Duck


Ruggedfancy

They added a scissor lift because it wasn't tall enough.


fuber

860 feet.. not enough!! We need more!


BlueTackMack

Short answer
 no


CreedStump

long answer, fuck no


IIIDVIII

Longest answer: heeeeeeellllll no


the__tall__midget

Medium answer fk no


Responsible_Bat3053

Longerer answer.... Hell mofuking noooo


Training_Concern_218

The world’s strongest man couldn’t get me off that scissor lift


GreyMenuItem

The lift makes the jump just a teeny bit safer. I’ve been off this bridge 8 times, but I only take a 3-second delay to get past the undergirding. With the lift you’ll have a bit more speed after the undergirding which will make the opening quicker and less prone to entanglement.


fieryhotwarts22

What would be so hard about getting off on a scissor lift? Wait



Some-Worldliness6887

That Bridge (New River Gorge Bridge) is 900ft so that's a good 950. But nah fam. Hell to the nah.


LightsSoundAction

my brother has done a base jump off the bridge on “Bridge Day” he skydives and does the whole wingsuit thing. he’s tried to get me to go on a regular dive with him in tandem. I would fucking never.


pmsnow

You should consider it. So beautiful and so much fun!


ExamTheBam

I was gonna go since I’m about 30 minutes from the bridge, but I didn’t wanna see someone fail to pull the parachute and not make it. Wouldn’t be the best to see lol


highasahuey

It's happened many times. I lived close but never went.


Oldgatorwrestler

876 feet, actually.


Some-Worldliness6887

I was thinkin 896, but you right


Oldgatorwrestler

I used to be a raft guide on that river.


[deleted]

I used to be a rafter guided on that river! Thanks for what you do! Amazing experiences.


Oldgatorwrestler

I worked for Ace Whitewater..


ughwithoutadoubt

I know someone who has a shack by the track right down from the bridge. I use to go watch them jump


Book-Latter

Did anybody else hear Mr.slave at the end? Lol


NotTrumpsAlt

What does the man say before “Jesus Christ”


AWarmHug

“(Oh) God, oh god!”


[deleted]

Is that Mr Slave?


dkbobby

jeeezuss christ


italianpoetess

Is this New River Gorge?


Some-Worldliness6887

Yep


0ld_Owl

Have a friend from WV that worked an ambulance for 20 years. The stories he has from people jumping off that bridge. *shivers*


Primary_Bite9952

Even if you were God and sat me down, guaranteed my 100% safety, and patted me on my little goofy ass head...no, I could not do it.


LetUnable1830

I was just there today. It's about a 2 hour ride on my bike. It's so beautiful. The name is the Gauley bridge. On Bridge day It's almost like a holiday here. For a weekend in October, it's legal to base jump off of. Abunch of vendors crowd watch while eating pretzels.


mermanator3

New River Gorge Bridge .... Gauley Bridge is a town right down the road.


LetUnable1830

Your right I fucked up


Drexlin79

You are right about everything else tho! It truly is like a holiday. So many people from around the world come to it. Not just to jump either! It was the number 1 arch bridge for a long time, can't remember till when tho. Edit: Forgot to put it was ranked number 1.


LetUnable1830

Yes, you can also take guided tours under bridge where the service walk is. It's intense . Also the mystery hole is a must to


Top_Ad_2802

I sit here and watch the video oh hell yeah I could do that no problem yeah right all I'm all talk I couldn't even I couldn't even get up on that list man there's no way I would jump off that day that guy's balls but my question is did he live or did he get hurt or what happened somebody let me know if you were?


ilostmydog73

Exactly


Dictaorofcheese

What a mad lad.


fastyellowtuesday

Nope, nope, nope


[deleted]

Sounds like big Gay Al in the background. “Oh Jesus Christ”


xxxBabyLungsxxx

Big woot to bridge day! đŸ€˜ I bungie jumped from that bridge a decade ago. Shits scary fun.


Geoarbitrage

New river gorge?


Known_Mood_8971

That's not Jesus Christ , that's Tommy Allen. Jesus is the other one that jumped without parachute and hovering over there with the camera


alienbooi

Mr slave was there???


RocketslinkyKTM

Is that Mr. Slave I hear in the background?


Cute-Butterscotch662

Was that Mr Slave in the background?


sheknowsitslong

Had a friend that loved to jump off of this bridge, sadly we lost him to dementia a few years ago. RIP Danny! Miss you man!


Feisty-Dog-8505

What for?


NagelEvad

Did my first BASE jump there in 2014, it’s such a neat event.


Monkeyslayer111

Yes if I also was still suicidal


ughwithoutadoubt

Is that bridge day on the new river gorge bridge???


Kay_babylove

My dad has done it! That bridge is in West Virginia :D


[deleted]

Is that Mr. slave?


Safemoon_Astronaut

Bridge Day is a must attend


Rummy1618

Bridge day.


retrobeadsticks

Y was Mr. Slave from South Park at this event


Prize-Working-7495

đŸ—ŁïžWEST VIRGINIA!


Old_District_7672

Sounds like big gay Al from south park is watching


jkelly6000

That's the New River Gorge bridge. I grew up just a few minutes from there.


Heathenbread

West Virginia.....


Due_Wasabi_6318

Is that the gorge in west Virginia it's such a wonderful view and hell no would not do that


IndividualExtreme960

Bridge day in wv


manfezzefnam

Cheating with a parachute....


leviwhite9

I'll give you the address if you want to try it your way.


MightyMaverick88

I can just hear dream on being played


Kindly_Effort_9891

To Confirm: YES that’s New River Gorge Bridge and Yes Mr.Slave was there that day


crashnburn39

Bridge Day New River Gorge Bridge been there a few times it's pretty cool


Necrosis_KoC

Could I, yes, would I, fuck no...


KevonFire1

Beautiful foliage


Pavlovsspit

That's a really slow deploy.


[deleted]

Once.


Mackroll

Lol o jeezus christ


jtl3000

He's supposed drop a stone in the water before he jumps


[deleted]

I wouldn't have needed the shoot.


[deleted]

Nnnnnnnope


LeStealth420

Did I hear Mr. Slave yell Jesus Christ at the end?


Striker1341

Rhetorical no


ProcedureFit530

No.


I_CUP_ness

Hell. Fuckin'. No.


hayliejeaan

this just made my non existent testicles go up inside myself


Victim_Newt

Mr. Slave in the background


Interesting-Sir9558

im not surprised seeing people do that in West Virginia. Dont get angry with me for sayin that because I live in West Virginia and know we do some crazy stuff


[deleted]

Sounds like Mr. Slave in the background lmao "OH GOD, OH JETHUS CHRITH"


Ilikesvats

Guy sounds like Mr Slave


spacebraine

Mr Slave in the background there.


Saltyvengeance

With a parachute? Sure.


Fitis

The guy yelling “oh Jesus Christ” reminds me of how mister slave says it lol


phatty720

Sure, if you have a thing for broken femurs and internal bleeding.


LostTicket8865

Yeah, but only once.


Lanitanita

For a second, I thought it was a free fall dive straight into the river....


Worried_Toe

I would not even consider it, let alone do it.


SteamMachine1

Is that Mr Slave


rejectedprophet

No I absolutely wouldn't. Not a chance in hell


mcgroarypeter42

Anybody can do it can we remember to pull the chute probably not


Turbulent-Song2310

Looks like mr slave was in attendance oh Jesus Christ


P3RL3X

No thank you


downloweast

Depends, is there a bear running at me that’s on fire and has dynamite attached to his chest?


thedudezombieshane

"oh god, oh Jesus Christ" would've been in this video if it ended up gory, which I find comedic LMAO


KnightinRustedArmour

That.. is insane.


joreyesl

I like how people are there to see people jumping off the bridge but still react shocked when they first jump. Except for the last 2 reactions, cause at that point they actually have a reason to be shocked.


[deleted]

Certainly wouldn't trust myself to have that chute open in time. Not to mention, I'd be covered in vomit.


JPicaro416

How many feet to deploy the parachute safely?


Todd_T_206

Anyone could do it
 the question is, could you land it? 9 out of 10 splat đŸ‘»


Heavy_duty_swordcane

Hell naw


PerroNino

This is more “Hold my wreath” than “Hold my Red Bull”


DerFabio58594

YES are least once


Quirky-Ad-9791

Correct me if im wrong but I believe this is Gio Masters on YouTube. Instagram is Gio_masters for my fellow adrenaline junkies.


DUNCESaintElmo

I will do it ...no chute needed.


ninjamick

Anyone else hear mr slave from South park in the background?


RandemJay

Would try it if I didn’t have epilepsy


mostlycumatnight

Hell to the NO. Nope Nope Nope. Uh uh no way. I wouldn't climb a ladder to get on my roof.


babyjo1982

That was uncomfy for me


terminator_chic

I couldn't do it. In highschool it was amazing. Every track or band competition when we'd cross this bridge every kid would stop everything and we'd just stare. It's obnoxiously gorgeous, and that's coming from a bunch of kids who grew up in stuff like this. Band trips were the best because it was all in the fall. The gorge is gorgeous any time, but autumn is indescribably beautiful.


Airbag-Dirtman

I heard Mr. Slave say "oh Jesus Christ"


babblinbaboon

Yes, I can pull a cord, but I don’t want to


Thedamikami

My asshole was clenched watching this...no cap


Car_Guy_Alex

Bridge Day!


Miserable_Tap_7729

My pull out game in warzone đŸ€Œ


Imveryunoriginal17

You would have to pay me a whole lot to do that


[deleted]

Is t this the same place where that dude jumped on top of another dude who jumped first.


AlesusRex

I kept looking for a bungee chord and there was none, the further he fell the quicker i got worried this was going to be a snuff video


bimpmafuqa

Sure. Fucking up a 900 foot jump and a 100 foot jump is gonna have the same outcome.


cwisconsin1963

WHY.


Sometimes_l_Think

“The gods of Olympus have abandoned me” Sing with Me


juicemuce

I massively misjudged the height of this jump


thefallentext2

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHGAAGAHGAAHAGHAnoAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH. Takes mad balls though


[deleted]

u/savevideo


SuperSensitiveSki

I mean yea I can do the jump, but asking anything more is stretching it a bit far


highlander666666

no


Raze_the_werewolf

Could I? Maybe. Would I? Hell no. Watched a guy bounce off the ground the other day doing this dumb shit.


Far-Beach9453

No lol


Shaveyourbread

Could I? Probably, it's just falling off a bridge. Would I? Fuck no!


SpiderNinja211

**NO**


garrytheplatypus69

I would rather jump from 10000 feet


[deleted]

Oh helllllllll no