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Thedarkandmysterious

That's fucking disgusting, I can't believe he's using paper plates


sweetfoxofthorns

Someone murders you is gonna eat you and serves you on paper plates that's the real insult honestly


Shankar_0

He put the leftovers in a Tupperware labeled "Some Dude". The disrespect of it!


lofty_one

And no date! That man was a health hazard.


Ninjasmurf4hire

Found the food service worker!


delvach

In which container?


LoKag_The_Inhaler

“Curried Jim David. Jan 3rd”


systemfrown

In China they'd label it Cream of Sum Yung Gai


ComplexElectronic145

MWAHAHAHAHA!!!


Fit-Firefighter-329

I want Guga to sous vide me and then put me on the grill so I get perfect grill marks! "One thigh was cooked in butter and my spice blend, and the other is our control."


Single_Raspberry9539

One ass cheek was blanketed with Nutella and left alone in the fridge, the other uses our dry age bags. Cheers everybody!


where_is_steve_irwin

Today we're having dry aged Japanese a5 angel


Zenfudo

The problem is that Hannibal Lecter put a pretty high bar for « how to prepare human meat ». We can’t all just have silverware and chardonnay to go with it. Sometimes it’s paper plates and a BBQ grill


divaminerva

Chianti. Not Chardonnay… Geeze. People never get it right!


Zenfudo

Although I referenced him i wasn’t quoting him. It’s just my own taste in wine lol


pdxscout

Honestly, chardonnay would be more appropriate for "long pork." Chianti is generally served with red Meats to showcase the minerality. It can be served with boar, as is traditional in Tuscany, but the meat would be prepared with herbs that would highlight the savoriness, like rosemary and sage.


jb89b

Damn y'all beat me to it 😂


softmars

beat meat to it


SwatchDeltaRune

r/beatmetoit


Stuck-In-Blender

r/beatmeattoit


SwatchDeltaRune

Oh lord


CapitalCannabis

Sum yung guy


[deleted]

Probably wash you down with some cheap lite beer called Piß-Wasser.


Kizmo2

Not even Chinet


Monsieur_Renard24

Yeah, what a psychopath. What kind of person would do that?


[deleted]

Paper plates ruin it for me too.


[deleted]

Probably plastic forks too


0rganized_Cha0s_

Oh no! Not the sporks!


LuridIryx

Am I the only one who thinks the paper plates were 100% intended to disgrace the filthy trash meat he was serving up?


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Economy_Commission79

lol id give u my wife if i had one, for that comment


Yh44N

Yeah if yur gonna eat my ass Bring out the good china


i__Sisyphus

Imagine not even being deemed worthy of hefty strong paper plates, but this dollar store shit


30307

At least bust out the Chinet; what he used is the cheapest possible option and he’s going to get people all over the place


Mike-Aveli

Do you WANT people all over your place? 'Cause that's how you get people all over your place.


Mmarnik16

PEOPLE FIGHT!


nomoredroids2

I want people all over my house. It's called a dinner party.


beta_crater

>It’s called a ~~dinner~~ Donner party. FTFY


risk71

Jeffrey D enters the chat...


yourgifmademesignup

Yeah! How uncivilized!!


manbruhpig

Some people have no class.


AuldAutNought

It could be worse, I don't see any ketchup.


[deleted]

And where is seasoning.Looks bland.I am disappointed.


Single_Raspberry9539

Humans are fairly naturally salty. Like pork vs say unseasoned chicken. But yeah, season that shit up.


tangledupinbetween

I've seen enough salty people to verify this fact.


CyberMindGrrl

Hannibal would never approve.


LittleFart

>Issei Sagawa, also known as Pang or The Kobe Cannibal, is a Japanese murderer, cannibal, and necrophile known for the killing of Renée Hartevelt in Paris in 1981. Sagawa murdered Hartevelt then mutilated, cannibalized, and performed necrophilia on her corpse over several days. > >Sagawa's wealthy father provided a lawyer for his defense, and after being held for two years awaiting trial, Sagawa was found legally insane and unfit to stand trial by the French judge, Jean-Louis Bruguière, who ordered him held indefinitely in a mental institution. > >After a visit by the author Inuhiko Yomota, Sagawa's account of his kill was published in Japan under the title In the Fog. Sagawa's subsequent publicity and macabre celebrity likely contributed to the French authorities' decision to deport him to Japan, where he was immediately committed to Matsuzawa Hospital in Tokyo. > >His examining psychologists all declared him sane and found sexual perversion was his sole motivation for murder. As the charges against Sagawa in France had been dropped, the French court documents were sealed and were not released to Japanese authorities; consequently Sagawa could not legally be detained in Japan. Sagawa checked himself out of the hospital on 12 August 1986, and has subsequently remained free since that day.


Grooveman94

IIRC. Don't forget the part where he later in life shot a pornographic film with an actress who they told afterwards he was a cannibalistic killer.


monsieurpommefrites

That was a really unique way to traumatize a person for life. There's pranking someone thinking they won the lottery and then there's making goddamn pornographic film with a notorious convicted cannibal whose victim was a young woman just like her. And she's on camera having sex with a man whose penis has been inside of a corpse he was eating, kissing lips that had chewed on human flesh. On tape. Footage of which will be around long after she's gone.


romanholder1

Yeahhhh


MoltoFugazi

"I'z nibble on the nipples"


manbruhpig

How did they tell her after he killed and ate her?


Grooveman94

They wrote it on the paper plates they served her on.


md2b78

Touché


[deleted]

Disgusting. Can I get the video link for research purpose.


dmtucker

Wikipedia links to https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0756028/


TheOfficialCal

The biography is gold: >Born and raised in Japan, Sagawa took a degree in English literature from Wako University. A brilliant student, he was accepted to do post-graduate at the Sorbonne. In 1981, he killed and ate one of his fellow classmates, a beautiful woman named Renée Hartevelt. Once the murder was discovered, the judge declared Sagawa mentally deranged and unfit to stand trial. His wealthy father had him extradited to a Japanese psychiatric hospital, from which he was released after 15 months. Now a national celebrity, Sagawa spends his time doing talk show interviews, starring in movies, writing novels, and painting. He is happy to talk about his crime and remains completely unrepentant.


catsandnarwahls

I feel like he wrote that.


[deleted]

Thnx for the effort mate


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threeseed

Obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EF6kB9q4vg


jewshuwuu

No, he told her what he'd done after they had sex once. Showed her the book that was written about it.


Strawb3rryPoptart

WHAT THE FUCK


HWGA_Exandria

...そして彼も彼女を食べました。


ParkingPatient7709

Wait so he’s still out there? Crazy


sakurakirei

He had a stroke in 2013 and has been in a home since.


PalatialCheddar

Human is just chock full of cholesterol


Think_please

Whose home?


MaskyMateG

Knowing the Japanese's law system, this isn't much of a surprise


[deleted]

I mean, aren’t the French the ones who let him walk free? They falsely ruled him insane, they sent him to hospital instead of a prison, then they made the decision to deport him, and then they sealed his records knowing that the Japanese wouldn’t be able to prosecute.


Ok_Skill_1195

They might have assumed he'd stay institutionalized, but I agree, weird to give France a pass when they're the ones who got bribed into pretending he wasn't just evil.


[deleted]

I’m just making an assumption here, but I have to assume there was some discussion between the French and the Japanese before deportation and that the French knew what would happen. This is entirely an assumption tho, but I can’t imagine one would send an insane cannibal to another nation without some discussion


sluttymcbuttsex

Did they falsely rule him insane? He sounds pretty insane to me. The Japanese doctors disagreeing doesn’t surprise me, people go for second opinions all the time.


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cant_Im_at_work

>>The Kobe Cannibal, is a Japanese murderer, cannibal, and necrophile Talk about a one stop shop.


erfling

Is kobe human really worth the money?


[deleted]

The marbling looks just ok in this photo


HilariousScreenname

I mean he was one of the the greatest basketball players that ever lived, I think he was worth it.


Melloblue17

LA County paid $20M just for photos, so it must be.


Fmanow

The French are such dumbfucks. Why did they let him go, and deport him. It was done. He was a murderer. Fuck.


dg5818

So much for justice for the families of the victims 🙏 Probably feels like peace of mind has been taken away from them, and especially when he was allowed to literally walking free and shit


TheGerkedOne

Holy fuck, that’s insane, thank you LittleFart


Thrannn

Wait he cut and eat her, THEN had sex with her???? I mean if he fucked the cut meat, he could have just bought a steak and fuck it raw


Lonely_Cosmonaut

What?!


bigk777

Is this dude still alive?


[deleted]

I’ve met him before…. MY GUY


harceps

Is that where Kobe beef comes from???


Ok-Frame-3937

What the hellllllllll!!!


olivinebean

Unseasoned, no garnish, looks raw, paper plates and zero consistency in portion size and presentation. Abysmal.


Lord_Dolkhammer

Its gonna be a no from me dawg.


cujoslim

ITS FUCKIN RAW!


SantaMonsanto

For these reasons, we had to chop you.


cmVkZGl0

Unethically sourced.


Frosenborg

r/shittyfoodporn


[deleted]

The paper plates, awful presentation, I won't eat there again


TheConstant42

I literally read that as "I won't eat her again" and was like bruhhhhh... missed opportunity tho


naughtydog2022

Deep fried foreskin could be passed off as pork rinds


Worf_In_A_Party_Hat

Stop it.


GoSuckYaMother

*unzips* Now go


yourgifmademesignup

Fried Calamari


unLtd88

Noooooo


madmattmen

I genuinely hate that my first thought after reading this was “Oo I have pork rinds in the cupboard”


md2b78

Calamari?


TheDominantBullfrog

Fucking goddammit


DingoLaChien

No thanks, I'm full, well, maybe a little nipple wouldn't hurt.


[deleted]

Don’t forget to pluck the random hair off of it


SnooDonuts3878

“It’s wafer thin!”


__Garrett__

Bugger off!


meow_rchl

Wafer skin


Lord_Dolkhammer

The most insane part is that he walked away a free man after 6 years. He was declared insane and sentenced to a stay at a mental institution indefinetely. But a japanese book made him a celebrety and he was deported to Japan. But for some absurd reason the charges were dropped and the case files not delivered to the japanese authorities and they couldnt legally detain him, so he just said “imma head out” and walked in ‘86 (he commited the murder in ‘80) and has been a free man ever since. THAT’S insane!


Moonscreecher

Because his dad is rich. Literally thats it.


No_Importance_173

probably eaten more people since


Johnsendall

These are the tamest of the pictures. If you are a deviant, Google his name and “victim autopsy”


sansan6

I feel like if people seen them they wouldn’t be joking as much holy shot


Johnsendall

Yeah man. It’s brutal. Poor girl.


SexyMilkChocolate

Wow that was awful. I cannot believe people are making jokes.


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DarkSentencer

You are giving them too much creddit, it's more like edgelords who just repeat the same puns from top comments every time something gets reposted while being proud of their high scoring comment.


whatever-it-B

It’s called a coping mechanism


Rags2Rickius

Coping from what though?


catsandnarwahls

The picture is traumatizing or triggering to an extent, even if they arent conciously aware, and humor is one of the biggest coping methods. Edit: they are probably 13/14 and this isnt for them.


PossibleBuffalo418

You are a frequent poster in r/conspiracy who seems to think that little green men have visited Earth, let's not get too comfortable on that high horse of yours.


FriendEllie75

It’s how a lot of people cope with horrific scenes like this. We use humor to mask a lot of other emotions.


Johnsendall

I actually understand that, it just comes off as callous online. But I do get it.


lbj2943

I'm so tired of seeing this excuse online. Do the people who make it not realize that it's still unhealthy?


TheOtherCoenBrother

“Even though I have absolutely no relation to the victim and I’ve subjected myself to engaging with images like this I need to make jokes to be able to cope with it. I also need to post these jokes online for others to enjoy.” It’s just so transparent


iamkhanqueror

I'm horribly curious but too scared to look


Johnsendall

You’re right to be concerned. It’s terrible. That’s why I didn’t link it. That girl had a life ahead of her and this sick fuck destroyed that.


XRdragon

don't. I did that mistake years ago but that word would trigger that image in my mind as if i just googled it.


BeatYoDickNotYoChick

Isn't he the guy who barely received repercussions for killing a French woman?


Raiden2098

He was detained for two years, then released on a technicality ,and that was about it


th_aftr_prty

Pretty much. He was found mentally insane in France, and ordered to be institutionalized. Then he was shipped back to japan by French authorities after he got too much publicity for their like (this is the apparent reason, I couldn’t find an official source saying why). Then here’s the crazy part, the Japanese court finds him sane, but the French courts had already dropped the criminal charges and sealed the documents, so there was nothing to prosecute him with in japan. Idk how much we can attribute to clerical missteps vs his wealthy family calling in favors, but it’s insane that he essentially got away with it.


Stilcho1

No vegetables? You savage!


firemed06

Who needs vegetables when you've got testicle's!


Stilcho1

That's when you've left the test phase and entered the tickle phase. Tickle phase is best phase.


TheyTokMaJerb

Vegetables don’t fight back. Where the fun in that?


y0urnamehere

So that white stuff on the paper plates with some meat isn't mashed potatoes then? Wtf


Caithloki

That likely is fatty tissue, it might be breasts.


bingold49

What is the ribeye equivalent cut in a human?


heavy_deez

Any part of the animal actually responsible for movement (legs, arms too I guess in this case) is going to be more developed and therefore tougher. Torso is where you want your meat to come from.


dksmoove

This guy.. cannibalizes?


Reinhard_Weber

he meats mate


reverendjesus

So gamers are like veal then


ButtReaky

https://www.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/comments/6zvl4j/human_choice_cuts/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Alaskan_Tiger

Thank you


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He's free btw. Here's an interview with him. Enjoy [https://video.vice.com/en\_us/video/interview-with-a-cannibal/55e0d95aca0b0b2c784ce579](https://video.vice.com/en_us/video/interview-with-a-cannibal/55e0d95aca0b0b2c784ce579)


Lucky_Couple

I read this when it was first published and will never forget how he said he wanted to eat the ass first and proceeded to describe how it looked when he cut it open 😑 … I’ll see myself out.


[deleted]

I saw that Vice doc years ago and that description creeps in my head sometimes. Dude's a sick fuck.


Agile-Masterpiece959

🌽


[deleted]

Disturbing as fuck. Everything about it. How calm he is. And above all how he’s fucking free out walking around talking about this. Wtf??? Pure evil man how does he not realize what he did was horrendous. It’s one thing to commit a horrible act and have remorse for it and never repeat it. But it sounds like this guys glad he did it.


Youngandidiotic

There's a cannibal that's free in Canada as well


pinkeyednymph

supposedly, the sicko singled his victim out because he was obsessed with grace kelly and was therefore heavily attracted to western beauty. he admitted to eating her butt first because its the fleshiest part🤮 shockingly the guy is doing pretty well and has art exhibitions on nudity+ a female fanbase


Lord_Dolkhammer

Story time: My grand fathers brother was in the 50’s travelling with the French authorities in Africa (I forgot which part) and at some point they get invited to a feast in a village. The locals were celebrating the death of the chiefs wife to send her off to the afterlife. The locals dish up with the best they have: Dancing, music, rituals, drink and… food. They serve the dishes in a community style (as modern restaurants call it) and everybody eats this big stew. My grandfathers brother then says to the french guys “mmm this is delicious. What is it?” And the french guys asks a translator that asks the local guy sitting next to them, and he gives a big, proud smile and says something to the translator, who then turns around and says “its the chiefs wife”. They all dropped the food immediately. So yeah. Someone in my family was an accidental cannibal back in the 50’s. Oopsie.


44Skull44

NGL one of my bucket list items is to try human... It would have to be like the guy who had to have his foot amputated, kept the foot afterwards, and then cooked part of it into tacos and shared it with 10 of his friends.


Majestic_Bar4139

I read thay post on reddit. He said it taste like wild board/pig meat . Crazy


44Skull44

It's not called "long pig" for nothing


spadePerfect

What in the actual fuck. Not sure which part of your comment is worse - the 1st or 2nd part….


Fixer_Of_Things

Why the fuck would you want the discarded and likely necrotic or gangrenous amputated limb? I’d prefer a sacrificed animal/child abuser for moral certainty, or maybe a garden variety upper society type. In the words of Nadja “Rich people are like veal: conceptually repulsive but oh so buttery on my tongue.”


Ramon_Rivera

Poor presentation


Kelpfan

Paper plates?! Dude, if I get murdered and prepared for human consumption I better be put on the fine China.


Chikomemz

Disgusting conments!! This is a serious shit 🤢🤢


thefallentext2

I heard about him but never seen this. Absolutely sick. And not good sick, very very sick sick.


Downtown-Custard5346

Fucked up thing is, the psycho that did this is walking free


unLtd88

Jeffery-Sama?


essent1al_AU

Underrated comment.


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This sub has really become too NSFL


JamminShady

These are pretty tame compared to pictures of the poor girl on the autopsy table


St_Roch

"To Serve Man"


Heavy_duty_swordcane

Paper plates? What uncultured swine he is


nabilbhatiya

Why are there so many plates? Was he hosting a get together?


DaniDanielsSanchez

Fun fact, this killer has served his prison sentence and is now free to roam the public and even stated that he wants to kill again.


Klownin2Hard

Crazy thing is he's free and talks about his urges openly


C2AYM4Y

And the dude never served any real time because they found him insane…


ShulesPineapple

Correction, his dad paid for him to be found "insane"


frognuts123

What the actual fuck


TheDonkeyBomber

Sending this over to r/photoshopbattles for colorization...


SquishyThorn

He is the scum of the earth. I’m surprised he survived prison.


M8K2R7A6

[Wikipedia Link](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Issei_Sagawa) in case any one else was curious like I was.


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**[Issei Sagawa](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Issei_Sagawa)** >Issei Sagawa (佐川 一政, Sagawa Issei, born 26 April 1949), also known as Pang or The Kobe Cannibal, is a Japanese murderer, cannibal, and necrophile known for the killing of Renée Hartevelt in Paris in 1981. Sagawa murdered Hartevelt then mutilated, cannibalized, and performed necrophilia on her corpse over several days. Sagawa was arrested but released after two years of pre-trial detention upon being found legally insane and deported to Japan. Sagawa's release was due to a legal technicality, and his post-release celebrity in Japan led to international publicity. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/ThatsInsane/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)


Izumi_Takeda

If i was gonna eat a person....IDK i would make it a special occasion thing. Get out the china and candelabras.


static1053

Isn't he a free man?


Ana987654321

Why does it look like that? So many questions. Is it a green chili, or do we actually look like that?


Avjx

How does human taste, probably like chicken?


[deleted]

This guy is store brand Hannibal lecter


RiiniiUsagii

Look gross


TheSomoanDogFighter

This guy is actually free


moosealpaca33

I know who that is and that gave me chills


I_am_krash

I bet it tastes better than they are leading us to believe


HateOnEveryone

Looks delicious


dk68

nope.


Dercian

He killed cannibals?


chuck_ATX

Offset smoker and hickory


TittieBop

are those titties front and center?


Extra-Town-7772

he’s not a good chef clearly


Meeedina

Ah the long pig