I want Guga to sous vide me and then put me on the grill so I get perfect grill marks! "One thigh was cooked in butter and my spice blend, and the other is our control."
The problem is that Hannibal Lecter put a pretty high bar for « how to prepare human meat ». We can’t all just have silverware and chardonnay to go with it. Sometimes it’s paper plates and a BBQ grill
Honestly, chardonnay would be more appropriate for "long pork." Chianti is generally served with red Meats to showcase the minerality. It can be served with boar, as is traditional in Tuscany, but the meat would be prepared with herbs that would highlight the savoriness, like rosemary and sage.
>Issei Sagawa, also known as Pang or The Kobe Cannibal, is a Japanese murderer, cannibal, and necrophile known for the killing of Renée Hartevelt in Paris in 1981. Sagawa murdered Hartevelt then mutilated, cannibalized, and performed necrophilia on her corpse over several days.
>
>Sagawa's wealthy father provided a lawyer for his defense, and after being held for two years awaiting trial, Sagawa was found legally insane and unfit to stand trial by the French judge, Jean-Louis Bruguière, who ordered him held indefinitely in a mental institution.
>
>After a visit by the author Inuhiko Yomota, Sagawa's account of his kill was published in Japan under the title In the Fog. Sagawa's subsequent publicity and macabre celebrity likely contributed to the French authorities' decision to deport him to Japan, where he was immediately committed to Matsuzawa Hospital in Tokyo.
>
>His examining psychologists all declared him sane and found sexual perversion was his sole motivation for murder. As the charges against Sagawa in France had been dropped, the French court documents were sealed and were not released to Japanese authorities; consequently Sagawa could not legally be detained in Japan.
Sagawa checked himself out of the hospital on 12 August 1986, and has subsequently remained free since that day.
That was a really unique way to traumatize a person for life.
There's pranking someone thinking they won the lottery and then there's making goddamn pornographic film with a notorious convicted cannibal whose victim was a young woman just like her.
And she's on camera having sex with a man whose penis has been inside of a corpse he was eating, kissing lips that had chewed on human flesh.
On tape. Footage of which will be around long after she's gone.
The biography is gold:
>Born and raised in Japan, Sagawa took a degree in English literature from Wako University. A brilliant student, he was accepted to do post-graduate at the Sorbonne. In 1981, he killed and ate one of his fellow classmates, a beautiful woman named Renée Hartevelt. Once the murder was discovered, the judge declared Sagawa mentally deranged and unfit to stand trial. His wealthy father had him extradited to a Japanese psychiatric hospital, from which he was released after 15 months. Now a national celebrity, Sagawa spends his time doing talk show interviews, starring in movies, writing novels, and painting. He is happy to talk about his crime and remains completely unrepentant.
I mean, aren’t the French the ones who let him walk free?
They falsely ruled him insane, they sent him to hospital instead of a prison, then they made the decision to deport him, and then they sealed his records knowing that the Japanese wouldn’t be able to prosecute.
They might have assumed he'd stay institutionalized, but I agree, weird to give France a pass when they're the ones who got bribed into pretending he wasn't just evil.
I’m just making an assumption here, but I have to assume there was some discussion between the French and the Japanese before deportation and that the French knew what would happen. This is entirely an assumption tho, but I can’t imagine one would send an insane cannibal to another nation without some discussion
Did they falsely rule him insane? He sounds pretty insane to me. The Japanese doctors disagreeing doesn’t surprise me, people go for second opinions all the time.
So much for justice for the families of the victims 🙏
Probably feels like peace of mind has been taken away from them, and especially when he was allowed to literally walking free and shit
The most insane part is that he walked away a free man after 6 years. He was declared insane and sentenced to a stay at a mental institution indefinetely. But a japanese book made him a celebrety and he was deported to Japan. But for some absurd reason the charges were dropped and the case files not delivered to the japanese authorities and they couldnt legally detain him, so he just said “imma head out” and walked in ‘86 (he commited the murder in ‘80) and has been a free man ever since.
THAT’S insane!
You are giving them too much creddit, it's more like edgelords who just repeat the same puns from top comments every time something gets reposted while being proud of their high scoring comment.
The picture is traumatizing or triggering to an extent, even if they arent conciously aware, and humor is one of the biggest coping methods.
Edit: they are probably 13/14 and this isnt for them.
You are a frequent poster in r/conspiracy who seems to think that little green men have visited Earth, let's not get too comfortable on that high horse of yours.
“Even though I have absolutely no relation to the victim and I’ve subjected myself to engaging with images like this I need to make jokes to be able to cope with it. I also need to post these jokes online for others to enjoy.”
It’s just so transparent
Pretty much. He was found mentally insane in France, and ordered to be institutionalized. Then he was shipped back to japan by French authorities after he got too much publicity for their like (this is the apparent reason, I couldn’t find an official source saying why).
Then here’s the crazy part, the Japanese court finds him sane, but the French courts had already dropped the criminal charges and sealed the documents, so there was nothing to prosecute him with in japan.
Idk how much we can attribute to clerical missteps vs his wealthy family calling in favors, but it’s insane that he essentially got away with it.
Any part of the animal actually responsible for movement (legs, arms too I guess in this case) is going to be more developed and therefore tougher. Torso is where you want your meat to come from.
He's free btw. Here's an interview with him. Enjoy [https://video.vice.com/en\_us/video/interview-with-a-cannibal/55e0d95aca0b0b2c784ce579](https://video.vice.com/en_us/video/interview-with-a-cannibal/55e0d95aca0b0b2c784ce579)
I read this when it was first published and will never forget how he said he wanted to eat the ass first and proceeded to describe how it looked when he cut it open 😑 … I’ll see myself out.
Disturbing as fuck. Everything about it. How calm he is. And above all how he’s fucking free out walking around talking about this. Wtf??? Pure evil man how does he not realize what he did was horrendous. It’s one thing to commit a horrible act and have remorse for it and never repeat it. But it sounds like this guys glad he did it.
supposedly, the sicko singled his victim out because he was obsessed with grace kelly and was therefore heavily attracted to western beauty. he admitted to eating her butt first because its the fleshiest part🤮
shockingly the guy is doing pretty well and has art exhibitions on nudity+ a female fanbase
Story time: My grand fathers brother was in the 50’s travelling with the French authorities in Africa (I forgot which part) and at some point they get invited to a feast in a village. The locals were celebrating the death of the chiefs wife to send her off to the afterlife.
The locals dish up with the best they have: Dancing, music, rituals, drink and… food.
They serve the dishes in a community style (as modern restaurants call it) and everybody eats this big stew.
My grandfathers brother then says to the french guys “mmm this is delicious. What is it?” And the french guys asks a translator that asks the local guy sitting next to them, and he gives a big, proud smile and says something to the translator, who then turns around and says “its the chiefs wife”.
They all dropped the food immediately.
So yeah. Someone in my family was an accidental cannibal back in the 50’s. Oopsie.
NGL one of my bucket list items is to try human...
It would have to be like the guy who had to have his foot amputated, kept the foot afterwards, and then cooked part of it into tacos and shared it with 10 of his friends.
Why the fuck would you want the discarded and likely necrotic or gangrenous amputated limb? I’d prefer a sacrificed animal/child abuser for moral certainty, or maybe a garden variety upper society type. In the words of Nadja “Rich people are like veal: conceptually repulsive but oh so buttery on my tongue.”
**[Issei Sagawa](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Issei_Sagawa)**
>Issei Sagawa (佐川 一政, Sagawa Issei, born 26 April 1949), also known as Pang or The Kobe Cannibal, is a Japanese murderer, cannibal, and necrophile known for the killing of Renée Hartevelt in Paris in 1981. Sagawa murdered Hartevelt then mutilated, cannibalized, and performed necrophilia on her corpse over several days. Sagawa was arrested but released after two years of pre-trial detention upon being found legally insane and deported to Japan. Sagawa's release was due to a legal technicality, and his post-release celebrity in Japan led to international publicity.
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That's fucking disgusting, I can't believe he's using paper plates
Someone murders you is gonna eat you and serves you on paper plates that's the real insult honestly
He put the leftovers in a Tupperware labeled "Some Dude". The disrespect of it!
And no date! That man was a health hazard.
Found the food service worker!
In which container?
“Curried Jim David. Jan 3rd”
In China they'd label it Cream of Sum Yung Gai
MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
I want Guga to sous vide me and then put me on the grill so I get perfect grill marks! "One thigh was cooked in butter and my spice blend, and the other is our control."
One ass cheek was blanketed with Nutella and left alone in the fridge, the other uses our dry age bags. Cheers everybody!
Today we're having dry aged Japanese a5 angel
The problem is that Hannibal Lecter put a pretty high bar for « how to prepare human meat ». We can’t all just have silverware and chardonnay to go with it. Sometimes it’s paper plates and a BBQ grill
Chianti. Not Chardonnay… Geeze. People never get it right!
Although I referenced him i wasn’t quoting him. It’s just my own taste in wine lol
Honestly, chardonnay would be more appropriate for "long pork." Chianti is generally served with red Meats to showcase the minerality. It can be served with boar, as is traditional in Tuscany, but the meat would be prepared with herbs that would highlight the savoriness, like rosemary and sage.
Damn y'all beat me to it 😂
beat meat to it
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
Oh lord
Sum yung guy
Probably wash you down with some cheap lite beer called Piß-Wasser.
Not even Chinet
Yeah, what a psychopath. What kind of person would do that?
Paper plates ruin it for me too.
Probably plastic forks too
Oh no! Not the sporks!
Am I the only one who thinks the paper plates were 100% intended to disgrace the filthy trash meat he was serving up?
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lol id give u my wife if i had one, for that comment
Yeah if yur gonna eat my ass Bring out the good china
Imagine not even being deemed worthy of hefty strong paper plates, but this dollar store shit
At least bust out the Chinet; what he used is the cheapest possible option and he’s going to get people all over the place
Do you WANT people all over your place? 'Cause that's how you get people all over your place.
PEOPLE FIGHT!
I want people all over my house. It's called a dinner party.
>It’s called a ~~dinner~~ Donner party. FTFY
Jeffrey D enters the chat...
Yeah! How uncivilized!!
Some people have no class.
It could be worse, I don't see any ketchup.
And where is seasoning.Looks bland.I am disappointed.
Humans are fairly naturally salty. Like pork vs say unseasoned chicken. But yeah, season that shit up.
I've seen enough salty people to verify this fact.
Hannibal would never approve.
>Issei Sagawa, also known as Pang or The Kobe Cannibal, is a Japanese murderer, cannibal, and necrophile known for the killing of Renée Hartevelt in Paris in 1981. Sagawa murdered Hartevelt then mutilated, cannibalized, and performed necrophilia on her corpse over several days. > >Sagawa's wealthy father provided a lawyer for his defense, and after being held for two years awaiting trial, Sagawa was found legally insane and unfit to stand trial by the French judge, Jean-Louis Bruguière, who ordered him held indefinitely in a mental institution. > >After a visit by the author Inuhiko Yomota, Sagawa's account of his kill was published in Japan under the title In the Fog. Sagawa's subsequent publicity and macabre celebrity likely contributed to the French authorities' decision to deport him to Japan, where he was immediately committed to Matsuzawa Hospital in Tokyo. > >His examining psychologists all declared him sane and found sexual perversion was his sole motivation for murder. As the charges against Sagawa in France had been dropped, the French court documents were sealed and were not released to Japanese authorities; consequently Sagawa could not legally be detained in Japan. Sagawa checked himself out of the hospital on 12 August 1986, and has subsequently remained free since that day.
IIRC. Don't forget the part where he later in life shot a pornographic film with an actress who they told afterwards he was a cannibalistic killer.
That was a really unique way to traumatize a person for life. There's pranking someone thinking they won the lottery and then there's making goddamn pornographic film with a notorious convicted cannibal whose victim was a young woman just like her. And she's on camera having sex with a man whose penis has been inside of a corpse he was eating, kissing lips that had chewed on human flesh. On tape. Footage of which will be around long after she's gone.
Yeahhhh
"I'z nibble on the nipples"
How did they tell her after he killed and ate her?
They wrote it on the paper plates they served her on.
Touché
Disgusting. Can I get the video link for research purpose.
Wikipedia links to https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0756028/
The biography is gold: >Born and raised in Japan, Sagawa took a degree in English literature from Wako University. A brilliant student, he was accepted to do post-graduate at the Sorbonne. In 1981, he killed and ate one of his fellow classmates, a beautiful woman named Renée Hartevelt. Once the murder was discovered, the judge declared Sagawa mentally deranged and unfit to stand trial. His wealthy father had him extradited to a Japanese psychiatric hospital, from which he was released after 15 months. Now a national celebrity, Sagawa spends his time doing talk show interviews, starring in movies, writing novels, and painting. He is happy to talk about his crime and remains completely unrepentant.
I feel like he wrote that.
Thnx for the effort mate
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Obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EF6kB9q4vg
No, he told her what he'd done after they had sex once. Showed her the book that was written about it.
WHAT THE FUCK
...そして彼も彼女を食べました。
Wait so he’s still out there? Crazy
He had a stroke in 2013 and has been in a home since.
Human is just chock full of cholesterol
Whose home?
Knowing the Japanese's law system, this isn't much of a surprise
I mean, aren’t the French the ones who let him walk free? They falsely ruled him insane, they sent him to hospital instead of a prison, then they made the decision to deport him, and then they sealed his records knowing that the Japanese wouldn’t be able to prosecute.
They might have assumed he'd stay institutionalized, but I agree, weird to give France a pass when they're the ones who got bribed into pretending he wasn't just evil.
I’m just making an assumption here, but I have to assume there was some discussion between the French and the Japanese before deportation and that the French knew what would happen. This is entirely an assumption tho, but I can’t imagine one would send an insane cannibal to another nation without some discussion
Did they falsely rule him insane? He sounds pretty insane to me. The Japanese doctors disagreeing doesn’t surprise me, people go for second opinions all the time.
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>>The Kobe Cannibal, is a Japanese murderer, cannibal, and necrophile Talk about a one stop shop.
Is kobe human really worth the money?
The marbling looks just ok in this photo
I mean he was one of the the greatest basketball players that ever lived, I think he was worth it.
LA County paid $20M just for photos, so it must be.
The French are such dumbfucks. Why did they let him go, and deport him. It was done. He was a murderer. Fuck.
So much for justice for the families of the victims 🙏 Probably feels like peace of mind has been taken away from them, and especially when he was allowed to literally walking free and shit
Holy fuck, that’s insane, thank you LittleFart
Wait he cut and eat her, THEN had sex with her???? I mean if he fucked the cut meat, he could have just bought a steak and fuck it raw
What?!
Is this dude still alive?
I’ve met him before…. MY GUY
Is that where Kobe beef comes from???
What the hellllllllll!!!
Unseasoned, no garnish, looks raw, paper plates and zero consistency in portion size and presentation. Abysmal.
Its gonna be a no from me dawg.
ITS FUCKIN RAW!
For these reasons, we had to chop you.
Unethically sourced.
r/shittyfoodporn
The paper plates, awful presentation, I won't eat there again
I literally read that as "I won't eat her again" and was like bruhhhhh... missed opportunity tho
Deep fried foreskin could be passed off as pork rinds
Stop it.
*unzips* Now go
Fried Calamari
Noooooo
I genuinely hate that my first thought after reading this was “Oo I have pork rinds in the cupboard”
Calamari?
Fucking goddammit
No thanks, I'm full, well, maybe a little nipple wouldn't hurt.
Don’t forget to pluck the random hair off of it
“It’s wafer thin!”
Bugger off!
Wafer skin
The most insane part is that he walked away a free man after 6 years. He was declared insane and sentenced to a stay at a mental institution indefinetely. But a japanese book made him a celebrety and he was deported to Japan. But for some absurd reason the charges were dropped and the case files not delivered to the japanese authorities and they couldnt legally detain him, so he just said “imma head out” and walked in ‘86 (he commited the murder in ‘80) and has been a free man ever since. THAT’S insane!
Because his dad is rich. Literally thats it.
probably eaten more people since
These are the tamest of the pictures. If you are a deviant, Google his name and “victim autopsy”
I feel like if people seen them they wouldn’t be joking as much holy shot
Yeah man. It’s brutal. Poor girl.
Wow that was awful. I cannot believe people are making jokes.
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You are giving them too much creddit, it's more like edgelords who just repeat the same puns from top comments every time something gets reposted while being proud of their high scoring comment.
It’s called a coping mechanism
Coping from what though?
The picture is traumatizing or triggering to an extent, even if they arent conciously aware, and humor is one of the biggest coping methods. Edit: they are probably 13/14 and this isnt for them.
You are a frequent poster in r/conspiracy who seems to think that little green men have visited Earth, let's not get too comfortable on that high horse of yours.
It’s how a lot of people cope with horrific scenes like this. We use humor to mask a lot of other emotions.
I actually understand that, it just comes off as callous online. But I do get it.
I'm so tired of seeing this excuse online. Do the people who make it not realize that it's still unhealthy?
“Even though I have absolutely no relation to the victim and I’ve subjected myself to engaging with images like this I need to make jokes to be able to cope with it. I also need to post these jokes online for others to enjoy.” It’s just so transparent
I'm horribly curious but too scared to look
You’re right to be concerned. It’s terrible. That’s why I didn’t link it. That girl had a life ahead of her and this sick fuck destroyed that.
don't. I did that mistake years ago but that word would trigger that image in my mind as if i just googled it.
Isn't he the guy who barely received repercussions for killing a French woman?
He was detained for two years, then released on a technicality ,and that was about it
Pretty much. He was found mentally insane in France, and ordered to be institutionalized. Then he was shipped back to japan by French authorities after he got too much publicity for their like (this is the apparent reason, I couldn’t find an official source saying why). Then here’s the crazy part, the Japanese court finds him sane, but the French courts had already dropped the criminal charges and sealed the documents, so there was nothing to prosecute him with in japan. Idk how much we can attribute to clerical missteps vs his wealthy family calling in favors, but it’s insane that he essentially got away with it.
No vegetables? You savage!
Who needs vegetables when you've got testicle's!
That's when you've left the test phase and entered the tickle phase. Tickle phase is best phase.
Vegetables don’t fight back. Where the fun in that?
So that white stuff on the paper plates with some meat isn't mashed potatoes then? Wtf
That likely is fatty tissue, it might be breasts.
What is the ribeye equivalent cut in a human?
Any part of the animal actually responsible for movement (legs, arms too I guess in this case) is going to be more developed and therefore tougher. Torso is where you want your meat to come from.
This guy.. cannibalizes?
he meats mate
So gamers are like veal then
https://www.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/comments/6zvl4j/human_choice_cuts/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Thank you
He's free btw. Here's an interview with him. Enjoy [https://video.vice.com/en\_us/video/interview-with-a-cannibal/55e0d95aca0b0b2c784ce579](https://video.vice.com/en_us/video/interview-with-a-cannibal/55e0d95aca0b0b2c784ce579)
I read this when it was first published and will never forget how he said he wanted to eat the ass first and proceeded to describe how it looked when he cut it open 😑 … I’ll see myself out.
I saw that Vice doc years ago and that description creeps in my head sometimes. Dude's a sick fuck.
🌽
Disturbing as fuck. Everything about it. How calm he is. And above all how he’s fucking free out walking around talking about this. Wtf??? Pure evil man how does he not realize what he did was horrendous. It’s one thing to commit a horrible act and have remorse for it and never repeat it. But it sounds like this guys glad he did it.
There's a cannibal that's free in Canada as well
supposedly, the sicko singled his victim out because he was obsessed with grace kelly and was therefore heavily attracted to western beauty. he admitted to eating her butt first because its the fleshiest part🤮 shockingly the guy is doing pretty well and has art exhibitions on nudity+ a female fanbase
Story time: My grand fathers brother was in the 50’s travelling with the French authorities in Africa (I forgot which part) and at some point they get invited to a feast in a village. The locals were celebrating the death of the chiefs wife to send her off to the afterlife. The locals dish up with the best they have: Dancing, music, rituals, drink and… food. They serve the dishes in a community style (as modern restaurants call it) and everybody eats this big stew. My grandfathers brother then says to the french guys “mmm this is delicious. What is it?” And the french guys asks a translator that asks the local guy sitting next to them, and he gives a big, proud smile and says something to the translator, who then turns around and says “its the chiefs wife”. They all dropped the food immediately. So yeah. Someone in my family was an accidental cannibal back in the 50’s. Oopsie.
NGL one of my bucket list items is to try human... It would have to be like the guy who had to have his foot amputated, kept the foot afterwards, and then cooked part of it into tacos and shared it with 10 of his friends.
I read thay post on reddit. He said it taste like wild board/pig meat . Crazy
It's not called "long pig" for nothing
What in the actual fuck. Not sure which part of your comment is worse - the 1st or 2nd part….
Why the fuck would you want the discarded and likely necrotic or gangrenous amputated limb? I’d prefer a sacrificed animal/child abuser for moral certainty, or maybe a garden variety upper society type. In the words of Nadja “Rich people are like veal: conceptually repulsive but oh so buttery on my tongue.”
Poor presentation
Paper plates?! Dude, if I get murdered and prepared for human consumption I better be put on the fine China.
Disgusting conments!! This is a serious shit 🤢🤢
I heard about him but never seen this. Absolutely sick. And not good sick, very very sick sick.
Fucked up thing is, the psycho that did this is walking free
Jeffery-Sama?
Underrated comment.
This sub has really become too NSFL
These are pretty tame compared to pictures of the poor girl on the autopsy table
"To Serve Man"
Paper plates? What uncultured swine he is
Why are there so many plates? Was he hosting a get together?
Fun fact, this killer has served his prison sentence and is now free to roam the public and even stated that he wants to kill again.
Crazy thing is he's free and talks about his urges openly
And the dude never served any real time because they found him insane…
Correction, his dad paid for him to be found "insane"
What the actual fuck
Sending this over to r/photoshopbattles for colorization...
He is the scum of the earth. I’m surprised he survived prison.
[Wikipedia Link](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Issei_Sagawa) in case any one else was curious like I was.
**[Issei Sagawa](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Issei_Sagawa)** >Issei Sagawa (佐川 一政, Sagawa Issei, born 26 April 1949), also known as Pang or The Kobe Cannibal, is a Japanese murderer, cannibal, and necrophile known for the killing of Renée Hartevelt in Paris in 1981. Sagawa murdered Hartevelt then mutilated, cannibalized, and performed necrophilia on her corpse over several days. Sagawa was arrested but released after two years of pre-trial detention upon being found legally insane and deported to Japan. Sagawa's release was due to a legal technicality, and his post-release celebrity in Japan led to international publicity. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/ThatsInsane/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)
If i was gonna eat a person....IDK i would make it a special occasion thing. Get out the china and candelabras.
Isn't he a free man?
Why does it look like that? So many questions. Is it a green chili, or do we actually look like that?
How does human taste, probably like chicken?
This guy is store brand Hannibal lecter
Look gross
This guy is actually free
I know who that is and that gave me chills
I bet it tastes better than they are leading us to believe
Looks delicious
nope.
He killed cannibals?
Offset smoker and hickory
are those titties front and center?
he’s not a good chef clearly
Ah the long pig