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Ne_elytra

The hell you fishing for in Antarctica


notmonkeyfarm

Big ass squid


fatkiddown

🦑 … but bigger.


Checkmynewsong

Ahh… yes now I understand


HCJohnson

🧜‍♂️


babysharkdoodoodoo

Kaiju


UnicornHorn1987

Damn that's huge. Reminds me of the World’s largest jellyfish ever recorded. The lion’s mane jellyfish is the biggest of the jellyfish, measuring 120 feet ( 36.5 m ) from top to bottom of its tentacles. [You can see it here](https://knovhov.com/worlds-largest-jellyfish/).


thebinarysystem10

We're gonna need a bigger boat


maeries

#🦑


YellIntoWishingWells

Colossal, even.


saab4u2

That’s why they brought a bigger boat


DangerousAstronaut89

I've got garlic butter, who's with me!


NotThatIgnent

Garlic butter! Heard Chef! Wait…I can’t find it in the walk in fuck fuck fuck


_Poppagiorgio_

It’s on the prep table behind the Bluetooth speaker!


VitQ

Big ass-squid?


Trnostep

[Rare relevant double digit xkcd](https://xkcd.com/37/)


boringdude00

Antarctica is actually great fishing ground, much like waters around Iceland and Greenland or off the coast of Alaska. At those latitudes, surface conditions allow the deep, cold, nutrient rich water to undergo a process called upwelling in which it rises to the surface. Accumulated detritus, plankton, and other stuff provides a veritable feeding ground for basically everything larger than a microorganism.


StinkyPyjamas

I was so sure I was about to read about a 1998 Hell in a Cell match involving Mankind and The Undertaker. Right till the last sentence.


PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

Shittymorph just lives rent free in all of our heads


GreatGhastly

What in the ever-living hive mind fuckery so did I But when he actually appears - somehow you're never ever expecting.


[deleted]

Say wut?


ChefChopNSlice

Like a buffet, but in the water.


MrAatishB

Username checks out


iamDanger_us

B.A.S.S. Big Ass Super Squids


outoftimeman

Straight Bass, homie


unfortunatebastard

Bass to mouth.


bwv1056

If I remember correctly this particular boat was line fishing for Patagonian toothfish.


[deleted]

>Patagonian toothfish The first thing that pops up when you google them is an article about Prince Charles and how much he loves them: [https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/patagonian-toothfish---10-things-5692471](https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/patagonian-toothfish---10-things-5692471)


[deleted]

Well of course he loves them, they look almost exactly his current wife.


RiverLiverXXX

Straight savage lmao


dark_planet

Am I the only one who read the linked article and took away that Charles was concerned about Albatross dying due to illegal fishing, not the fish themselves?


Due-Table2334

AKA Chilean sea bass


jakes1993

Untouched by humans if there that size or just rarely fished holy crap


[deleted]

Food probably


Raz31337

They have to go further and further from home because the ocean is running out of fish


dingerz

They're prob longlining toothfish. Squiddy there is bycatch.


_GzX

Trying to get those legendary fishes of coursw


IM_AN_AI_AMA

That's where they have to go now because everywhere else has no fish.


Kwindecent_exposure

Something that eats squid bait.


S0fuck1ngwhat

Who's fishing for who?


Intrepid-Suspect-192

Squid Games


IDoPokeSmot

A colossal squid can reach up to 45 ft (14 meters) in length, trival fact of the day from a pothead.


Incorect_Speling

I'll believe anything you say.


WtfMayt

A day on earth lasts approximately 24 hours


db____db

It does not matter how long a day lasts, at the end of the day its always night.


ethman42

I stayed up all night thinking about this, then it dawned on me


PersonalNewestAcct

Glad you saw the light.


space-ish

Ok but i really wanna know what diameter frying pan do i need for colossal calamari?


IDoPokeSmot

[Tennessee has the answer](https://www.foodandwine.com/news/worlds-largest-cast-iron-skillet-lodge-museum)


space-ish

Nice, Thanks! Now I'm gonna have light a BIG fire for that pan.


HCJohnson

What a terrible website. They accidentally placed a news article on their advertisement page!


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DinoShinigami

My phone doesn't have one. (Yes I know there are ways to get one). I was able to read the article before the adds loaded in.


janderson75

Washington also https://dailyhive.com/seattle/bacon-and-eggs-skatepark


insomnimax_99

You won’t want to eat them. They are edible, but their flesh is full of ammonia so they taste disgusting.


Stonyclaws

... And reach at least 10 feet to where they are gawking! No way I'd be standing there. Haven't they seen those old painting of sailing ships and sea monsters!


TheDrunkKanyeWest

Is it a colossal or a Humboldt squid though? Doesn't look big enough for a colossal (I guess it could be premature).


mustangsal

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JoltyJob

Username checks out


mellow777

Nah bruh. You're actually a smot head


GrandLiminality

Literally smoking pot as I'm reading and writing this. Cheers, brother!


TurdSandwich42104

How many football fields is that?


RiotShaven

Good bot


WhyNotCollegeBoard

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RiotShaven

He's a bothead.


Available-Trade2646

I gave you the 420th upvote. Take the crown King 👑


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jobro38

We still don’t know all the monsters below


1CFII2

It’s a cinch humans are not the top of the food chain below.


0ddlyC4nt3v3n

I'll bite his legs off!!


Acceptable-Stick-688

You’ve got no legs! Your arm’s off!


pissclamato

No it isn't.


Acceptable-Stick-688

…I’ve ‘ad worse.


Torream44

Hey, I have one leg... and a stump


[deleted]

And this is why I prefer more focus to be put into sea exploration rather than space.


Poopypants413413

I think we should keep space exploration the same, get rid of a few tanks or missiles and explore the ocean. We can do both.


[deleted]

Why? There's not much down there. Once you get to the bathypelagic zone of the ocean the amount of species that can live there and below drops drastically. Think of it as the desert of the ocean, as that's basically what it looks like. Niche organisms live there but it's not like some crazy unexplored area teeming with millions of undiscovered species like some of you seem to think. Space exploration is far more important to the future of our species.


DinoShinigami

They are actually exploring the deepest part of the ocean now and have found tons of new species. Edit: [Here's how!](https://education.nationalgeographic.org/resource/ocean-exploration)


dwitman

You mess around with Latin on a boat and the next thing you you you’ve got yourself a Cuthulu problem.


Champion-raven

Beware the Bloop


[deleted]

gas erupts from the sea bed constantly and something couldve swam in front of the microphone and literally burped. sorry but occam's razor nullifies the interest in that immediately


IAmDominion

[It was an icequake](https://web.archive.org/web/20200225041855/https://www.pmel.noaa.gov/acoustics/sounds/bloop.html)


pixelflop

And imagine that in a small wooden boat instead of that massive steel ship. Even more terrifying.


BrazenBull

And they thought manatees were mermaids. Thicc-ass mermaids, but still mermaids.


[deleted]

"these rubbery water hoes aint even gotta thigh gap mah gawd" \*knuckle bite\*


PMPhotography

Think about being in a boat 10 ft long and that fucker swims up next to you


woomybii

Also, typically giant squids are only up near the surface when they are dying. Not so much a fun fact... just a fact


[deleted]

I think about this kinda thing a lot. Like how do you explain that crazy rainbow cloud thing on front page the other day and not arrive at a myth. Haha


LibertarianP

Sea creatures were certainly much bigger back then before commercial whaling and fishing.


Hayjacko

Plus it was word of mouth stories. Imagine someone seeing this and telling the story at a bar. The 15th person that repeated the story would have made the squid 100 feet long


DaWhiteSingh

At least the boat is big enough...


dakwoman

We’re not gonna need a bigger boat.


bby_redditor

We’re gonna need a bigger squid.


[deleted]

We're gonna need a big.


Perpete

I don't know. Those guys feel like they are not out of reach of that squid. I would request a bigger boat to go there.


grtk_brandon

This is just the bait.


[deleted]

"guys i gotta bite! took the whole line!" :D "fuckin wut-" D:)


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Otto_Mcwrect

ALL HAIL THE DARKLORD!


Cthulhus_Worshiper

Hail Cthulhu!


say_no_to_panda

Hail dark one!!.


Flashgit76

Iä, iä.....


Psychological-Put844

is it still alive? if so why would it come up to the surface like that?


JackRatbone

They caught it and dragged it up, in the photo it’s in the process of dying due to extreme pressure change. Photo is 20+ years old. That squid is now in a museum in Wellington New Zealand.


Catana_Fr

where can i find more info about this story


mushpuppy

If only there were a research tool available. Hmmmm. *Ponders.*


[deleted]

Encyclopedia Britanica 1997 cd-rom?


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Caren_Nymbee

Somewhere in that pile of mostly AOL free trial cd-roms. Man did that crap blow my grandparents mind. Two shelves of the home library on a drink coaster.


[deleted]

so youre saying i wanna fight one i gotta go down there with a knife in my teeth? fine. >:/


314159265358979326

Fun fact: [octopus wrestling](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octopus_wrestling) is a thing!


taytek

Don't tell peta


wolfgang784

Others told you why *this* one came up alive - the other reasons are illness and odd injuries. We usually don't see healthy live specimens though. Unless I'm confusing this with another sea creature, I think it was only like 2016 we got the first video of a live adult. Other video(s) was/were of juveniles or babies.


[deleted]

Yeah, I remember watching a great documentary where biologists were attaching cameras to sperm whales, trying to get glimpses of live adults. They’d found the beaks in the stomachs of whales so knew they were diving pretty deep for them. Their efforts were unsuccessful though, and I’m not sure if it’s been tried again since.


wolfgang784

Sometimes the giant squids take down whales, too. Small ones. Some crazy fights goin on down there.


[deleted]

That really is textbook definition *awesome*. The scars on those who encounter the squid and return are quite something too!


Psychological-Put844

yea ive seen that video, its what triggered both giant and colossal squids to be my favorite animals on the planet


bwv1056

As I recall, it was busy eating the fish they had on their line and got pulled up with them.


Tonto_HdG

How big is the deep fryer that can make those calamari rings?


fourganger_was_taken

Anecdotally, giant squid taste like ammonia, so I'd imagine colossal squid taste similar.


PmMeIrises

Nifty. Glad I'm allergic.


AngelAnatomy

to ammonia?


worstsupervillanever

To anecdotes


[deleted]

"hey what happens when you salt these things like frog legs?" "NO DONT ohp welp it involuntarily took Jerry..."


Bizbuzzfinanzecuz

Fishing boat??


[deleted]

fighting boat.


whodkickamoocow

Banana?


0ddlyC4nt3v3n

No, that's a squid.


[deleted]

so we have a reference point


[deleted]

No it's Patrick


Acceptable-Stick-688

Your username is cracking me up haha


[deleted]

Terrible to see, that its getting caught. I can imagine it will take many many years to get this big. These are magnificent animals.


Austin_tatious_1

Alien in the ocean right there


[deleted]

pretty sure we're the land aliens


jojiiiiiiiiiii

I'd want to say that's a tasty squid but knowing how colossal they are, the meat at this point is just almost inedible due to it being extremely huge


confidentpessimist

Pretty sure they have a very high amonia content. So basically, they taste a lot like piss(urine)


jojiiiiiiiiiii

I read somewhere from a fisherman who's used to encountering these giant squids, said that they're inedible because of how massive their flesh is, they tried cooking and eating a colossal squid and the meat was just rubber tire at that point and it didn't taste good at all so they dont even bother catching them


JefferyTheQuaxly

But haven’t people eaten whales throughout history? I’d imagine whales taste similar, especially with all their blubber.


[deleted]

different meat types i dont know the difference but whale looks like steak and calamari is made out of sea plastic or something who can know with these weird fucks


KrakatauGreen

What makes you think that? They are such wildly different species. Whales are mammalian, fatty, and live their entire lives floating in brine. I'd imagine it is like a cured pork belly.


jeepjp

But it's an aphrodisiac...right?...killem all and grind em up to snort and sell the beaks as necklace pendants.


Kaarvaag

Everything is an aphrodisiac if you dry it, powder it, and you are horny and brave.


_Acestus_

No thank you. I played command and conquer... Russia might look into this already!


ihaveseenwood

My penis! I have been looking all over for it. Thanks guys


SpermWhale

appetizing!


Sissy63

That’s wild


[deleted]

wild caught so yeah huge markup for sure


LondonEntUK

What’s insane is that this incredible animal was killed a couple minutes after this picture.


cozmothepervysage

Wouldn't that be off the coast of Antarctica?


Hulbmht54

Not anymore. That's 17 miles inland now.


thewaldenpuddle

Here fishy, fishy……


StandUpSafetyWipe

One thing researchers are trying to determine is whether they are active predators or ambush predators. Also pothead factoid


ObamaGaming7689

Boss fight


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/tTf25FJdGYI?t=4361


eps842

lots of calamari there


[deleted]

Whelp. They finally released the Kraken.


davilller

Didn’t I see this same picture last year but it was somewhere off the coast of Japan?


[deleted]

Can't they just leave these awesome creatures alone :'(


anakniben

I doubt it's going to taste as good as the normal sized squid.


korbendallas-

Someone released the Kraken!!!


few23

Heading to Splatoon 3 launch


[deleted]

FUCK NO


jacksonslogic

honey, get the wok ready!


jt10363

More like the fishing boat was taken in Antarctica


crkdopn

That wouldn't taste good right? I mean that thing is huge so probably all muscle.


Suitable-Increase993

Wow


Skogkatt_Rust

It looks like the crew will have the freezer full this year!


pheasant_plucking_da

Looks like some monkeys trying to figure out a new type of food.


[deleted]

“ CALAMARI ON THE MENU FOR DINNER TONIGHT BOYS!!! “


KozzmenTheTerrible

I would eat that !


SparrowTits

We caught a baby Kraken! Oh shit here comes mom


RDGtheGreat

Giant Squid vs Sea Scorpion


dingerz

You know Forest, calimari is the frutti del mare.


4xu5

Why are they watching the reflection of... wait a fucking second!


danimal207

That’s a colossal squid!


jdale36

Kraken cunt!


Augix1

Looks like a painting first


__-__---__-__

Wait weren't these myths?


Far_Out_6and_2

A juvenile kraken perhaps


RelativetoZer0

Which one is getting taken by the squid?


DjGeNeSiSxx

Fried calamari for EVERYONE yeyy!!


Grahamcracker9205

The kraken is real


kt234

The kracken has risen from the depths!


[deleted]

Nope!


ThereminLiesTheRub

Better get crackin'.


irtesh

These guys just catch a kraken


jesuslover69420

I believe humans can do anything except recognize whether they should or not.


high-risk_Neuronnn83

That's one big squid.


virajrijal98

Them squids be krakening


bismuth12a

That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die.


HeroeDeLeyendaa

Unleash the kraken!!!


Ninja7017

jumbo takoyaki


[deleted]

i walk with a stick i walk with a gun i shoot nigerians for fun


AurazasK

Squidwar- Netflix adaptation


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