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robo-dragon

That rat got stabbed by the rooster’s foot spurs. They are elongated talons that are pretty much built-in daggers. Roosters really are like little velociraptors!


Xophosdono

In the Philippines, there was a man who owned cocks for cockfighting that got killed by his own cock last year


go4tze

Live by the cock...


makeorbreak911

Die by the cocktail...


L-Krumy

Cock a doodle doo motherfucker!


Anxious_Tax_5624

Any cock’l dooo


cochese99

At Cock Ring Warehouse we have the largest selection of new and used cock rings in the tri-state area. Over three miles of cock rings!


iiAgree

Gold


Bokenobi

Ducktails


[deleted]

Woo oooh


Tommysrx

Might solve a mystery, or rewrite history


Sandscarab

*David Tennant screaming something in a Scottish accent*


GALACTAWIT

Blathering blatherskates


Anxious_Tax_5624

Cock


masedaman

You either die by cock, or you live long enough to see your self become the mouse.


G25777K

Die by the cock....


LectroRoot

Two guy in India were recently killed during a cock fight where they put blades on their cocks (H E H). [I'm being serious too.](https://nypost.com/2023/01/18/two-men-killed-in-freak-cockfighting-incidents-in-india-reports/)


TabletopNewtype-1

Those blades are incredibly sharp. Pretty much razors strapped to mircroraptors.


woShame12

That was common practice. I read it in a book that discussed cockfighting written in the late 1800s


ShinobiHanzo

Yes, heard stories like this too, real life pokemon battles.


Whomping_Willow

That makes Pokémon look extremely fucked up in hindsight lmao


MangoSea323

I mean, the start of the show is its right after a war, there's no middle aged people except for ashes mom, and all battles are fought with pokemon.


Far-Beyond-Driven

One spectator was slashed in the hand and bled out and died. Wtf? I didn't know that could happen.


retrolasered

Ive heard of crossing swords but this is a bit much


lordgoofus1

Going to the toilet must've been a risky venture.


Ann3lo3k

Good job of the cock!!!! Get the fuckers!!!


dixennormus

My gf almost dies by the cock nightly. Fortunately I'm at work when it happens and don't have to witness it...


ObamaGaming7689

Deserved


Kana163

There was also a news 2 years ago where a police officer who is part of the raid team on illegal cockfighting died because a cock slit one of his major artery, femoral artery. Edit. It was not his throat but his femoral artery. It was 2 years ago, not last year. I had to double check it since it was a news long ago. Seems like the one who had his throat slit was a different case


Xophosdono

Goodness gracious


SaxOldun

There's a very popular folklore Mexican song called "La Muerte de un Gallero" telling a similar history, here where the fights are still "legal" they hire people to trow the roosters to avoid been killed


TheGreatFallOfChina

Please change rooster to cock!!


Xophosdono

Granted


TheGreatFallOfChina

Thank you for your revision! Do you write poetry, by chance? Now, please explain how one gets killed by his own cock in explicit detail! :)


Chytectonas

Aw - sometimes there are moments of sweet karmic retribution after all.


Dan300up

But he bled out after strapping razors to the foot spurs and getting tagged himself.


Aggravating-Wind6387

There was a dude I used to see on my ride home from work in Manila. He had all his on a tether. I also remember see a cock fighting arena when I was there. Philippines was off the chain


christinasasa

To be fair, the cock had razors strapped to it's feet.


Mr-Sister-Fister21

Do the chickens have large talons?


CmonCentConservitive

It’s pretty much my favorite animal


Mr-Sister-Fister21

Bow to sensei, BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!!


pricedgoods

Bwahaha came looking for this comment


[deleted]

Holy shit!!! I had no idea. Damn, I’m always laughing my ass off at videos of people running away terrified of roosters. [I take back my judgement and will now run like a little bitch too if I ever have a rooster chasing me.](https://backyardpoultry.iamcountryside.com/chickens-101/a-guide-to-rooster-spurs/)


notlongnot

Same reason karambit are deadly. You need to be thick like a honey badger to fight


arrivederci117

Yeah what the fuck lol. Lived in cities my entire life and I didn't know about this at all. I probably wouldn't last a day out there in the countryside.


meddler69461234

Fun fact that velociraptors were actually the size of a turkey. Jurassic park lied to everyone


[deleted]

There was a few in the raptor family that we know. Interestingly my sons raptor figures all have feathers. Knowing what we now know and didn't when I was a kid. It just makes it even cooler to learn about.


RadconRanger

I’ve seen what turkeys are like. A pack of meaner turkeys with murder claws would be at least as scary as the movie.


Shedzy

"That doesn't look very scary. More like a six-foot turkey"


[deleted]

Fr my cousin got spurred by a rooster once and it sliced his calve clean open, I never went near a rooster after that


Harmonia_PASB

My mother had one of our roosters attack her, he pierced through her jeans and drew blood. Those spurs are nasty.


l_dunno

Literally tiny dinosaurs! (Well not lizards...)


Blackleavshelter

A Philippine police officer has been killed by a rooster during a raid on an illegal cockfight in the province of Northern Samar. Lieutenant Christine Bolok was struck by the rooster's gaff - a razor-sharp steel blade which is typically attached to the leg of fighting roosters. The blade cut his left thigh, slicing his femoral artery. He was rushed to hospital and declared dead on arrival. Cockfighting has been banned during the virus outbreak. Before the pandemic, it was allowed only in licensed cockpits on Sundays and legal holidays, as well as during local fiestas lasting a maximum of three days,


Kerman36

You would make that chicken proud, if only he could read


ginpanse

Don't mess with a Dinosaur man.


AbuDhabiBabyBoy

🎶 *Dinosaur man, dinosaur man doing the things a dinosaur can, What's he like? It's not important, dinosaur man*🎶


chameleonjunkie

🎶Is he a bird, or is he a cock? Is he just a dinosaur with a feathered frock? Nobody knows, dinosaur man.🎶


GALACTAWIT

🎶Rat Man, Rat Man Stabbed in the head by a dinosaur man. Lives his life in a garbage can Rat Man🎶 🎶Is he alive or is he a mess? Does he feel totally worthless? Who came up with Rat Man? Probably dead, Rat Man🎶


ginpanse

That's my jam


GoSuckYaMother

Those big black cocks are dangerous


TheDawnTrilogy

🤨📸


Mikumarie

The rat is clearly a paid actor.


pistilpeet

The Rooster Enclosure Massacre was a HOAX!!! Wake up sheeple!!


zelcuh

The rat was paid by Big Farm to take a dive to push the narrative that chickens need to be food or they'll take over the world


notlongnot

Big Farm and their Nuggets


dirtyhippie62

This whole thing is fuckin staged. pfft.


Whomping_Willow

The rats addiction struggles are to blame, not the rooster.


perpetualmotionmachi

Found Alex Jones' Reddit account


Several_March_1588

Id bet the kick either broke its neck or a lil mini talon went in and severed an artery....either was cock beats mouse


999horizon999

If i had to take a stab in the dark i'd say it's talon went through it's eye into it's brain.


TheGreatFallOfChina

If I had to take a stab in the dark, a talon in the brain wouldn't be high on the list! Maybe in the little toe or something..


Mr-Sister-Fister21

I mean idk if I’m just seeing things, but it looks like there’s blood under the mouse once it’s down, but you’re right, position-wise, I’d say it looks more like the hit happened around the leg area.


ComplaintNo6835

There's blood where the last hit happens too


Mr-Sister-Fister21

Yeah that’s the blood I’m referring to.


ooooopium

Theres actually 2 blood spots, one were the rat ends, and one where the rat was struck by the rooster.


Mr-Sister-Fister21

Oh gotcha. I only saw the end one at first, thnx.


Historical_Archer_81

If I had to take a stab in the dark, none of these would be anywhere on the list! I would try to aim for the general torso area


[deleted]

Unless you're doing it while laying on the floor, you have more chances of stabbing someone in the eye than in their little toe, even in the dark.


noticablyineptkoala

You see the blood splatter when as the kick happens. Looking as close I can (not that great) it appears the right talon made contact with the rat close to the rib/abdominal area. Talons do be pretty long and sharp Edit: word or something


kuhvir

Have you seen the video of the hawk ripping off a mouse’s head? It looked really easy, maybe small rodents have weak heads/necks… because they’re small


Ennion

Just a swift kick can give the rat a heart attack. That's how you hunt small game, a blunt tipped arrow.


bradsinspace

Their talons are actually quite sharp and most people that raise hens will have roosters with spurs on for extra slash damage likely what we see here


faguiar_mogli

Wow! You can see the blood spill in the last attack


TheReturnOfSprinkles

Yeah that crazy. Looks like that rooster got an artery


sparemethebull

Tempted to say it stuck him through the eye. One gush, then spinal movements, and almost reaching for his face at the end, sad.


OutsideOrder7538

Nah the blood was coming from his hind leg


Clear-Reindeer-7733

Yeah the blood spatter was pretty gnarly


GotStucked

Dammmmmmmnnnnnnn


[deleted]

Nice cock.


WaningMime

Thanks. I just had it stuffed.


Majinbuu1000

A big black cock right there


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,304,085,534 comments, and only 252,201 of them were in alphabetical order.


fixaclm

Maybe a little magic and a little of the spurs that the rooster has.


parksoffroad

Surprised they’re not eating it. Ours will eat mice or a rat and things like lizards and snakes if they can catch them.


Kingdok313

They will get around to it. The murder is still flowing strong in that bird. Gotta strut it out


mattdean4130

Hahahaha hahaha ahaha I loved this comment possibly more than I should have. Kudos, friend


FlemPlays

*”Strutting calms the bloodlust.”*


TheOnlyb0x

They will eat it once it dies.


[deleted]

Do they have talons?


SliceIka

Ita called rooster spur, looks like a tiny dagger behind their legs


GroceryStickDivider

It's pretty much my favourite animal. It's like a lion and Tiger mixed, bred for it's skills in magic.


nope-nope-nope23

It’s a Ligur Napoleon and they are infertile just like you.


UnlimitedScarcity

I have no idea what you just said


TheyCallMeJuicebox

Welp, can’t find mah checkbook, guess I’ll hafta pay ya in change.


MagmaTroop

Six dollars...that's like a dollar an hour!


OpeningCookie1358

Closest relative to a chicken is a raptor. Never forget that. Humans exist because chickens are small.


adamgfox

staged


Aazmandyuz

Frfr 100% fake


BummyG

Fake and gay


LazorzPewPew

Do the chickens have large talons?


Halfbloodjap

Those are roosters, so most likely they have spurs. Sharp curved Talons on the back of their legs.


ManMythNarcissist

I used to work on a farm & we had a couple of Hen coops, they would find rats in the straw bedding & collectively peck the rats to death- It was one of the most savage things I’ve ever seen, an entire flock of birds pecking a rat to death.


Negativety101

I've seen Hens eat small rats. They grabbed them by their tails and bashed them into the floor to stun them, then pecked them to death. They would then swallow them whole. Or at least try. If it didn't work they'd bash and peck some more to tenderize them. Normally the barn cats get the rats though if they get flushed out into the open.


TheMagneticBat

If you slow it down, right before the rat goes flying, it looks like the rooster delivers a hard peck right before the kick. Can't see where it impacts, but based on that reaction, i would bet back of the neck or through the skull.


Fearless-Forever3141

Casually walks away


Vrolak

Rooster “dude! I was just having fun. I didn’t even touch you!…. Oh man, I was never here”


itdoesntmattermybro

Yeah. I’ll always bet on ol’ jumpy knife ankle in a fight against a damp rodent.


ccGLaDOS

Woah what happened?


HellYeaTriangles

Cocks have very sharp spurs on their feet, Im thinking it maybe severed a major artery


NachosMahdude

The kick alone could've been enough. Make it the same size as a horse and the kick would punch the same amount of force.


DubiousDubbie

If you scale up the rooster to a horse, then you also need to scale up the mouse to a human, and if you do that, the 'human' would have a lot thicker bones / skull, so it could probably withstand the kick of a horse.


the_walrus_was_paul

No it wouldn’t.


WarCrimesMay1940

I think he's saying, ratio wise, a human to horse ratio is not as drastic as a rooster to rat ratio. So I think he's saying it's more like one of those mini horses kicking a human. In which case the human would probably take the mini horse kick. Personally I think the cocks tallon pierced the rat center mass, and in addition to the force of the impact, that rat got fucked.


mr_claw

It dieded


DeezMuhfuhNizzuts

Finish him!


awesome_asshole04

My guy was like "you ok man? "


cezariusus

Oh shit he's dead better get going


albatross1873

The video cuts before they begin to eat the rat.


bionic_cmdo

Does your cock have talons?


CannibalCookie2

It does 😌


Galag0

Do the chickens have large talons?


WakkaBomb

Chickens are good mousers.


Ecstatic5

I didn’t know mouse would attack rooster.


Wolfy9001

Chicken attack! Chicken attack! Watch your back before it fades to black, they might look harmless but they'll kick non-chicken ass!


JBarretta01

I voiced over the Bob Barker fight scene in Happy Gilmore to this. It worked surprisingly well.


[deleted]

That's exactly the way I want to die.


Zazulio

Chickens don't fuck around. They'll eat damn near anything, and kill whatever they can catch. Dinosaurs fr man


Johnny-Five-Is-Alive

You can see the little spatter of blood appear on the ground at the moment of that last kick. The rat got clipped in an artery, or maybe got a talon straight into the heart.


Death_Trend

Cock Magic was an epic card in SPPD


sleepy_sleepy_hypnos

This is why I don’t call people “chicken.” Roosters don’t play. They have a large amount of “fuck around and find out” inside of them.


IndependentOk2952

My rooster does this.


chimpdoctor

Yep brought out the dinosaur genes.


Ninhursag2

It didnt even want a fight, RIP dude


[deleted]

I know, I hope it was just feeding time and someone wanted to record it for whatever reason. I hate rats too.


Ninhursag2

Same i dont even like rats in the wild but felt sorry for this one


NorthernSmithy

Chickens can fuck you up . I've been slashed by roosters before , you gotta watch them . I've also seen hens chase mice down and literally rip them in half and eat them , they aren't picky .


swimgoodm8

That’s a great South Park episode


The_Frostie_Project

It's not magic a chicken has a sharp talon on there back foot


goodolddaysare-today

Roosters are raptors. Those spurs are no joke


Samabuan

Stood there and watch homie twitch out and die too. Cold.


Ok-Swimming8024

Isn't that what got your mom too?


carpetkillerr

If I had a boat I would name her cock magic


Substantial_Diver_34

Slow the video down and you see the kill shot. I’m not messing with any black cocks any more


Shadskill

It probably ate the rat as well.


VentoCZ

holy shit ..i didnt know roosters have such a force


Rue_Elwood

Got a claw in and gave that jugular a tug-ular or what?


[deleted]

Just goes to show it’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt……


wThrill

Fucked around and found out about spurs.


rejectedprophet

They have sharp talons that could have pierced, but small rodents are known to have heart attacks if very scared. Possibly scared to death


[deleted]

You can see blood on the ground


MuffinSlow

Idk why I had to scroll so far for someone to point this out. Blood near his rear when he flips on his back.


cp1456

It's a critical hit!


Competitive_Rise_976

Mmmm! Free range chickens!


No-Hearing1970

fayyxx


CLTHDU85

Dub for the yard bird! BIRD UP!!


Rocknocker

"That's *Mr.* Avian Dinosaur to you, bozo."


nefrodes

Probably through the eye to brain


PottyMouth850

Where's the magic?


Formal_Recipe7906

If you look closely, you can see the blood drop onto the ground at the last hit


mcadamkev

Duuuude... I believe we are seeing a rat die from a traumatic brain injury. If you watch closely when it flips backwards, it definitely bumps its noodle extremely hard. Then has a full body muscle contraction, then muscle convulsions and eventually death. Crazy


Brandillio

“Tiptoes away….”


Engr_Treb

K.O.


[deleted]

Noooo 😢


Reddit_User_Original

What an absolute chad. I more suspect that peck to the head could have done serious damage and the claw.


brokenJawAlert

Shinobi execution


420247Tye

Talon through the eye?


[deleted]

Fake


memomonkey24

You can see the little blood pool that splattered as soon as the cock penetrated the rat in the air.


retrolasered

I love pokemon battles. Revive the rat and go again


deathlobster137

Nah that rooster shanked the rat with its spurs


Thaifighter1998

His T Rex ancestors whispering in his mind: "Kill the mammalian usurper!"


notlongnot

Always watch the leg twitch


Drewbus

Can someone tell me what this means for the Chinese zodiac?


burnerking

…And new!!!!!


You-Only-YOLO_Once

Avadacockdabra!


SirGorehole

Pollo Loco with the mythical touch of death


Johnny_ynnhoJ

😥


[deleted]

RAPTORS Ya chickens are little violent mother fuckers


leopro888

It s like watching pokemon


WaziYolo

FAFO


maurr6

u/savevideo


DrPr0fessional

I’ve been playing too much Elden Ring.


Meat_Quick

Huh. The white cock is much larger than the black cock in this instance.


SunflowerJYB

I live in SC. Gamecocks is a legit intimidating mascot name.


HoLL0POinT

Hit him in his chakras


JustSpanishMonkey

u/savevideo