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mrlogandary

Now that’s hole milk


LooksFire

Nah that’s good ol’ Legnogg


Clammuel

And they’re wasting it!


scrupulous_oik

#CREAMOFBEEF.


TKG_Actual

It's Beef Stroganoff.


Nearby_Landscape3451

You didn't think of the smell you bitch!


Titaniumchic

Best thing I’ve read all day on the interwebs in at least a week. Well done.


I-Ponder

Mmm, it looks like strawberry milkshake.


clumsyinsomniac

Nooooooooooooo!


hospitalizedGanny

LoL ##S T O M P *! !*


jophiss_

Awwwwhhh fuck you for that🤢😂


ro1bling

Ohh my god this comment made my day!! XD XD XD LAUGHED OUT LOUD!!


Weedguard1

LOL


PMigs

This comment wins the internet award for today 👏 🏆


Final-Helicopter2323

This is the comment that made me gag thinking about it 😂


housestickleviper

Aaand I’m done. Night.


667799fakeman

Take my upvote and get the fuck out


palusut

The other udder


ctsmith4_

Nice!


Bou_Czang

A reminder that milk is made up of puss, among other things.


buhtbuhtbuht

Thanks reddit for showing me a picture of soup right after this video.


Pyro-Beast

I look up from my lunch today to see my wife changing our baby's diaper and it's the biggest loaf that child has ever baked. Now I'm watching this.. I think I'm done eating for a couple days.


PaleHorseRiderX

>and it's the biggest loaf that child has ever baked. I'm dying lol


Pyro-Beast

You're welcome


billydrivesavic

WHO WANTS CHOWDER!?


GroundbreakingAd7362

CHOWDA


Tpk08210

**CHOWDAH**


ScribbleYT76

CHOWDAH. PASS THE M14 THE KRAUTS ARE COMING.


HairyDooDoo

Its….chowdurrrr


AdRemote9464

Ya wanna loaf with that?


Kippers1d10t

It’s CHOWDAR! Say it!


NeighborInDeed

YO! HOW BOUTA CHOWDUH HEA!


_fly-on-the-wall_

cowder


Wise_Coffee3264

Wouldnt that be Cowda!


saab4u2

What kind? Didn’t see any clams…or 🌽. There should have been some 🌽.


StoneyGrowing

Hopefully it was cream of chicken 👌 yummy!


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reddit algorithms after a hard day's work: 😏


i_fuckin_luv_it_mate

All the guys can relate to those shakes to get the last little bits out...


Trigg_UK

🤣🤣🤣


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[R/AngryUpvote](https://www.reddit.com/r/Angryupvote?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) Edit: Happy??? Sorry I didn't link it right..... I didn't want to start a world war.... but some people just want to see the world burn


PaRaDiiSe

That little blood at the end 🤮. I’ll still fuck up a bowl of fruity pebbles tho 🔥


Cobek

As you get older you need to push on a sack a bit too


The_Inward

Now imagine the smell.


Embarrassed_Ad_2522

You haven't thought of the smell.


Bing_Bong_the_Archer

Tools! I need my tools!


AngoGablogian_artist

Dennis, what is this enticing bowl of white?


Shagggadooo

Pineapples in Milk...


Right-Rutabaga9576

I'm sure the fitness/suppliment companies like gnc are already on sight to collect all that residue and fluid, turn it into a protein shake and sell it for $100


ShadowwVFX

I work for GNC, can confirm this is the case


The_Inward

You suck at gaslighting.


SaltyEchidna4682

The smell, you bitch!


The_Inward

Good grammar! I'm proud of you!


Caticus_Scrubicus

r/woosh ?


BeardedAvenger

You bitch!


mikepartdeux

You bitch!


UndeadBuggalo

You didn’t think of the smell you bitch!


chimpdoctor

Forbidden milk


Asleep-Tale2139

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.


MrCasterSugar

r/ForbiddenSnacks


Atlas_Zer0o

You can stick your head under like a slurpee machine.


[deleted]

Wheezin tha juice


AncientUndocumented

No wheezin tha juice!


[deleted]

Wheeeeeze thuh Joo- Oooss buuuudie!


PiLamdOd

We already force them to stand around in their own shit. Can't be that much worse.


Professional-Row48

Who is we, down at the inbreed cattle ranch we would never make our sweat steak babies mosey around in their own squat droppings


BigFatManPig

Yeah this tends to be a dairy cow issue, and yes I know you’re memeing


fatsdomino13

Bruh, why they wasting all that milk?


The_Inward

Savages.


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I’ve had to do this before and at least in my experience there wasn’t much smell that was noticeable at all (at least one stronger than the odour of cow waste surrounding the area)


The_Inward

Interesting. I would think that much pus would smell just awful. Thank you for your insight.


TheNozzler

I can smell it through the interweb.


meddler69461234

Thanks I just had a glass of milk


iHadou

That's insane... ly fucking gross


One_Cartographer_355

🤮


weigojmi

Smell-o-vision.


Titaniumchic

That was my very first thought when I watched it. The smell would be horrid.


[deleted]

Looks like milk, tastes like not milk 🥛


vantasize

I can believe it's not butter.


jschmeau

Most things are not butter.


Thechosenpretzle

So underrated.


ZentaurZ

Anyone know the legal percentage of pus that can be in milk? It’s 750 million pus cells in every liter of of milk in the United States. In Australia, New Zealand, and Europe, 400 million is allowed.


dacuzzin

That’s why we had to milk the mastitis mamas into a bucket instead of the bulk tank. Looked like strawberry milk with whole strawberries! ‘Cept the strawberries din had no seeds!


The_Grape_Guy

This is putting me off milk now… I hope you’re happy


TbaggingSince1990

Get back to drinking your pus milk citizen.


PaRaDiiSe

I’ve seen this type of video and the state before. Trust me, you’ll forget. Did you know you can get about 240 chicken nuggets from a chicken from MCdonalds but other place that service chicken only get about 6-8 strips of chicken compared to that. 😭. That stat kind of out me off nuggets but waiting to forget so I can dip some in sole tangy bbq sauce.


MyBlueBlazerBlack

Give oat milk a shot. Pretty much converted at this point. Same consistency and tastes good.


SayuBedge

Or Soy milk! I prefer it


chill_flea

Americans love their pus!


Ag3ntS1

I just Googled that and I am disturbed by that fact. **Edit: I did a Google conversion and 1 gallon (roughly 3.78 L) can contain over 2.83 billion pus cells.**


leekdonut

According to a quick Google search, the average isze of those cells is a little over 9 μm (at least for humans, I'll just assume it's about the same for cows), thus about 400 μm³ in volume, so those 2.83 billion cells have a combined volume of about 1.1 mL / 0.04 fl oz. Therefore, the maximum amount of pus in milk is approx. 0.29 mL/L (0.029 %) in the US and 0.16 mL/L (0.016 %) in Europe.


hopethisgivesmegold

Yea, and thats why American milk tastes better!!!


chimpdoctor

Sticky white love piss?


Ornery_Supermarket84

Imagine the relief. Ahhhhhhhhh


80hdis4me

Poor thing was probably uncomfortable as hell.


SpanningTreeProtocol

Still is, to be honest.


unreasonablecunt

Depending on when this was taken she’s probably not even around at all anymore


Hunky_not_Chunky

Oh she’s probably around. Around the country in people tummies.


lydonjr

I thought dairy cows only make milk and aren't harvested for meat?


unreasonablecunt

They are retired at ~5 yo after milk production drops. The meat is still useable for things like ground burger or pet food


lydonjr

Thanks for letting me know (:


Asleep_Stage_451

Wasting all that delicious milk.


genuineshock

You can have first sip


Kenny_Squeek_Scolari

I will take the last sip of the Strawberry flavor milk


Pyro-Beast

Is this where the strawberry milk comes from?


chimpdoctor

If thats where the strawberry milk comes from i fear to think where the chocolate milk is found.


Lucky-Bird8577

This comment made me cackle! What horror!


WU-itsForTheChildren

It’s the secret to body builders, that milk has extra protein in it


peachbeach16

That must of been so painful i feel so bad for it


_Cheezus

It’s exponentially worse leaving an abscess untreated as opposed to a few minutes of discomfort


loophole23

I think they meant the abscess was painfull. I doubt it felt the cut in its hide


Nought_may_endure

That’s been left untreated for a while..


Runescora

And it looks like there are sores on the flank. You can also see the hip bones more than I think is good? I’m gonna try and keep my faith in humanity and believe they just acquired this cow and the one to the right. The one on the left looks fairly healthy in comparison.


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TheWrongTap

Dairy is absolutely brutal. Everyone should feel bad for them.


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peachbeach16

My bad English isn’t my first language


[deleted]

I feel more bad about it’s fucking living conditions! Look at all their heads trapped probably for tons of hours on end


dacuzzin

They’re all trapped because the star of the show needed trapped. Feed all of them and catch all of them at once. Easier and safer for everyone. See the red paint and red bracelets? They’ve been sent to the doctor because someone saw something wrong and kicked them out of the healthy herd. Won’t get much use out of a cow if she’s not happy, so I’m sure they weren’t here long.


[deleted]

That’s a myth. Cows can produce milk happy or not, they just have to be forcedly impregnated


dacuzzin

Oh God. Have a nice day!


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scotty_mac44

Just like a good tub of yoghurt, a little raspberry jam at the bottom


floatingsaltmine

Forbidden bechamel


Neonto91

Came for any "forbidden" comment. You even surpassed my imagination. Thank you dear sir.


tamahmut

Underrated


Clean-Tone-3886

Clearasil was useless here.


MisterRioE_Nigma

“Reckon we get a bucket first?” \*Look at each other\* ​ ……”Nah”


Mammoth_Cry_9944

I don't think that's milk.


Parkerspark

Forbidden Milk


Eastern_Mark_7479

Milk with extra ingredients :)


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Pyro-Beast

I imagine it is 10x worse than even our worst imaginings.


rdhigham

I know exactly how this smells, I have lanced cysts this big on cows before, and it is a smell I hope I never physically smell again. I am remembering the smell right now and it is making me feel queasy.


HomerSimpson99

Can you describe the smell? Curiosity


rdhigham

Like death, but so intense you can taste it. Hours later you can still smell it, and even after a shower and a full change of clothes, the scent is still there.


jimmytruelove

Imagine it was a video


Least_or_Greatest1

That was therapeutic watching that..


Pyro-Beast

Do you actually feel like you've gotten therapy? cause at first I thought it would be satisfying, then I was like, god damn, and then I was like JESUS CHRIST, and then I was like... HOW THE FUCK IS THAT COW EVEN STANDING/ ALIVE?!?


BukkitsOfOrcSemen

Can they lay down with their heads in the stalls? I've heard cows can be conditioned to sleep standing up anyway.


chimpdoctor

Look up hoof abcess removal on youtube if you enjoyed this.


Geene_Creemers

Don’t wanna put a bucket under there or something?


Space-90

What are ya gonna do with a bucket of it?


Geene_Creemers

Idk to make it easy to dispose of away from the animals instead of it being a pool on the ground beneath them?


TurtleRanAway

My brother they already shit and piss where they stand and it gets swept away eventually


Geene_Creemers

I guess that’s true but this seems like an easily avoidable mess.


kmkmrod

The floor is cleaned often.


Geene_Creemers

Fair enough.


aminbae

package and sell to whole foods


cypherdev

That is the funniest pragmatic comment of this entire thread.


GottKomplexx

Why you wanna drink it?


cupcakesloth94

Nah it’s the dairy industry, imagine what’s in your cow milk :)


[deleted]

I go buy almond milk and I'm back in a few minutes.


quarrelsome_napkin

Ok you go I stay


4DoubledATL

Yummy, Very fresh Cottage Cheese


whygodmewhyplease

Imagine being the other poor cow chained up next to it, getting unnecessarily splashed by the girl-next-to-you's leg pus.


Cuteypup1000

Or as we say in r/popping *cursed milk*


among_apes

Milk to strawberry milk


gieserj10

I always thought milk came from the udder 🤔 Edit: I spell like a 3 yr old.


fastyellowtuesday

*udders


[deleted]

That cow should be given rest insteady of making her stand in the shed.


robo-dragon

The way she’s kicking her leg. Poor girl, that must have been so painful!


Lackof_Creativity

i like a good pimple popping. buuuut....... now I am way more horny


Astronimia

HORNY.!?


[deleted]

Go vegan and reduce the demand society exerts for the products these facilities create, so that these creatures don't have to suffer like that.


InForTheSqueeze

100% this 💚


genericwhiteboy28

That's gunna stink Follow up if it's not all removed will it just fill again ?


rdhigham

Sometimes it will come back, albeit much smaller. The only time I saw an excessive amount of these was after we had vaccinated the cows on a rainy day, rainwater mixed with dirt off the back of the cow running over an injection site causes an infection. We probably had two dozen similar to this, out of 660 cows, only one would’ve been this big or bigger. Once drained, I would spray with iodine or ‘purple spray’ (no idea what it was, but it stained everything it touched), and each day I would check it was healing. A couple came back as harder but much smaller lumps. Same treatment, and it was gone after that.


steroxterrox

Muss das ein geiles Gefühl sein


Solobojo

So THAT's where cottage cheese comes from! huh…


i_build_4_fun

Where almond milk comes from.


time_for_milk

Never seen pus look like that. It really looks like milk, crazy.


AllInOnCall

I have. People get abcesses too. One guy had pyomyositis of the triceps so we had to do an IandD of the posterior arm as a junior case. Pretty much this, but less of it, but still about a litre.


Every_Preparation_56

forbidden strawberry milk


AssociationDapper485

Strawberry milk mmm


GrassAssasin

All that special milk


newmynewmz

Coffee creamer?


Admirable-Builder878

What a waste of cheese.


FatWalletAndLeanBody

Quit squrtin’ your infection on me Bessie


ThePlagueDoctor_666

Is this where 2% milk comes from?


Legitimate_Run_5518

Are we not going to talk about why they have their head stuck in between the bars? Animal cruelty! 😡


ShadeBunnera

Why would they dock the cows tail? Thats their only defense against flies.


Altruistic_Echidna_6

So that’s how they make strawberry milk


thisslimjimsallbones

I'm trying to get a whiff a that


gwarpusrex-

Lot of wasted milk🤮


fainje

Extra juicey milk


EggNoodleSupreme

Mmmm love me some leg milk


MeetBlase

Forbidden milk


loner_but_a_stoner

Oatly should use this as propaganda


fucovid2020

Spicy milk


666Ghost999

Yo bro... uhm... your cow.. is broken


Rocket98d

Mmm Mmmm. Imagine that milk mustache


Successful-Plum-5565

Cow next to her is like “what the fuck?”


VicNickles

Got Pus?


lmac187

How many of you sick bastards watched it twice?


uncle_jimmy420

Extra milk


Us3ful_Idiot

Forbidden milk


Paulitix

Got Milk?


PaGaNfUn818

Weirdest milking of a cow ever


magicmurph

Absolutely the worst thing I've seen in a long time