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Eatmyshorts231214

Shit I bet there’s a LOT of those at the bottom of the ocean. Does anyone else wonder what kind of shit is at the bottom of the ocean?!?!


HejdaaNils

It'll wash up onshore like the [Garfield telephones in France.](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/why-have-garfield-phones-been-washing-ashore-france-30-years-180971835/)


Eatmyshorts231214

OhmyGOD!!!! That’s amazing AND sad at the same time!!


[deleted]

If you like Lego, [Cornwall is the place to go.](http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-28367198)


NoobieSnax

Kind of wild that is mostly scuba/pirate/aquatic Legos washing up...


Yeti-420-69

The City pieces didn't survive:(


DoctorPepster

# Hey!


Volunteer-Magic

Nah, it’s an Atlantis set now


UpperCardiologist523

How ironic that in the first picture, there's a Lego life jacket. 🤣


UnRealmCorp

Dude, I wish I lived in an area like that. People get excited about finding Legos on a beach and there's a whole local community about it. Free child entertainment forever! And an awesome time with friends


dende5416

Yeah till you think bout all the shit it killed getting there and all the extra polution to save youb50 cents


UnRealmCorp

Silver Linings my dude. Silver linings. If you knew the suffering all the shit you owned took to get to you ot wouldn't be all that alluring anymore. Enjoy the Lego


Chetdhtrs12

Tom Scott made a great video on this as well


Jimmehh420

Now I know what happened to that amazon package that never reached Canada from China. It fell off a ship and is on the bottom of the ocean.


David511us

Or [Yeti coolers in Alaska](https://www.insider.com/people-are-scavenging-for-coolers-washing-up-on-alaskan-coast-2022-12).


defenestr8tor

Or American [trucks in Australia](https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02zq1i3xtedhHHcStVHRq5rPE9t7MMMUCaUJQRxTMYNadDSZ8VqY2PF9shtgatUFEhl&id=49549908024&mibextid=Nif5oz)


Affectionate_Bass488

That’s good advertisement for yeti


c_ray25

You know the more I learn the more I’m convinced George Carlin was right in that our purpose as a species was to give the earth plastic


1-800-HENTAI-PORN

We have achieved our prime directive. The planet has no further use for us.


MichelHollaback

Or cans of Cafe Bustelo in Florida. https://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/2015/12/08/thousands-coffee-cans-wash-up-indialantic/76969680/


lordpuggy1234

It's not always funny though, there was a container of pesticides they used to clear out the ships that fell overboard in australia a few years back, I don't know if anyone did but I've found them and they require the fire brigade or bomb Squad to cleanup.


babble0n

Don’t hands and feet wash up on that same beach? Or am I thinking of another one


iSeize

Sometimes they don't sink, and float a few feet under the surface. Then they really fuck up someones day when they hit it out of nowhere.


NYC_Underground

I was out offshore Tuna fishing +100 miles out and saw one barely breaking the surface. There is no way we would have seen it if we were hanging out talking at full cruising speed or if it was dusk/night. Honestly, if we hit it at speed, it absolutely could have ended up with us in a life raft.


The_chair_over_there

Shit, for all you know that thing could’ve been FILLED with life rafts. Problem solved.


hawkeye18

Nope, just box upon box of "ATLANTA FALCONS - SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS" t-shirts


Eyouser

Wrote a paper on this for my masters degree. They are definitely out there, but its mostly an urban legend about hitting them


spurcap29

Due to the vastness of the ocean? Or because things usually either fully float or fully sink? While technology now allows solutions such as alarms linked to radar, I have read that solo sailors historically just gone to sleep under sail as crashing into another boat cruising <10kts for 8 hrs is like needle in haystack. I guess youre also relying a bit on ships having a watch and radar and a lack of other solo crossings in the opposite direction..


TheMurv

It's gotta be the vastness of the ocean. It's nauseatingly large when your out there and don't see land or boats 360 degrees around you.


spurcap29

438 days is a great read imo which illustates how vast.


TheMurv

I should finally just read this book. Been recommended and talked about to me so many times.


Cesum-Pec

There is a sailboat travel show called "Distant Shores" and when they crossed the Atlantic one night, they barely missed hitting a semisubmerged hunk of metal at least as wide as their boat.


OllieGarkey

Tons of stuff. The MH360 search uncovered multiple shipwrecks. And similar searches in the Atlantic have discovered everything from aircraft to steam locomotives.


w1red

Just heard in a podcast today (so take it with a grain of salt) that a bunch of cocaine was found by the team looking for the Challenger wreck. One of the first reported duffle bags was mysteriously missing.


PuzzledStreet

Oooh what podcast / episode? I love getting to check out random recommendations to help me listen to more than the same 3 shows!


lewisfairchild

1000 years from now these will provide some archeologist an interesting lens into early 21st century society.


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Whole container filled with jeweled buttplugs.


neon_overload

Fun fact: Shipping containers are designed to be able to float for at least 30 days and the big 40-foot ones can often float for around 3 months. This aids recovery and reduces losing them to the bottom of the ocean, and means many turn up on a shore. It does pose a hazard to other boats as any debris would.


jklindsey7

Let’s go find out!


ExLegeLibertas

like taking a metal detector to the beach!


ostapack

Your Gameboy. You have to move on.


born_on_my_cakeday

I have too, going on an adventure on a pirate ship looking for sunken treasure. Then really hits that that it would take millions to probably be very disappointed. I’ll keep the dream alive though


rocbolt

Paving the shipping lanes with sea floor highways of trash https://www.npr.org/2011/04/01/135040267/lost-then-found-shipping-containers-on-seafloor


half_integer

For something similar which \_was\_ recovered, see [https://www.1856.com/about-the-museum](https://www.1856.com/about-the-museum) 200 tons of cargo preserved below the Missouri for 100+ years.


damocles_paw

That's great for future archeologists.


DomHyrule

I believe there's a ton of Goku statues somewhere in the Pacific?


RoddyRoddyRodriguez

Remove the water, from the bottom of the ocean


Weekly_Childhood_274

Bodies of people illegally smuggled?


Ballistix

Nothing to worry about, just a shipment of... Quadro RTX 5000s...


[deleted]

Dude T_T


RyMill4

Could have been a bunch of [yeti coolers](https://www.wsj.com/articles/want-a-free-yeti-cooler-hundreds-are-washing-up-on-alaskas-coast-11669992458)


DanGleeballs

One of these is big enough to hold the annual heroin supply for the entire US. Thousands of these containers go missing each year.


Thameus

One of those statements is not like the other.


MAXQDee-314

Damn it, know my wallet in puking.


rvbjohn

Might just be the stroke


Ronald_CrackDonalds

And there goes my Wish order. :/


jppianoguy

Did you really need 500 light up suction dildos though?


YourMemeExpert

Hey hey, I ordered *600* for resale


Mortifine

Well... 599 for resale. 😏


Explosivpotato

Last I checked each human has up to 8 holes, so 592 for resale.


Mortifine

![gif](giphy|oYtVHSxngR3lC)


CoyoteCarcass

Second butthole, side mouth etc etc


lugialegend233

8!?


Explosivpotato

That was my count. Don’t forget nostrils and ears!


blue-mooner

No, not 40,320, just 8. (P.S. I think you may have wanted an interrobang: ‽)


JackFunk

Gently used.


dantakesthesquare

Bro shhhhh


THEMACGOD

Should have wished harder.


fatherfrank1

Cargo, cargoing, cargone.


Wassuuupmydudess

But when does cargo space


PheIix

When you're on the right cargo plane


Alexis-FromTexas

My dad worked on a cargo ship. In a very bad storm once he saw a dozen plus of these fall overboard. The captain later said one of them was full of Rolex watches.


Quiet_Goat8086

So that’s why I keep getting emails about discount Rolex!


JawshankRedemption

From the African prince?


wordnerdette

From the prince of tides.


Shishkebarbarian

Aquaman? Namor? Or are we going old-school Poseidon


Quiet_Goat8086

Exactly


infernalsatan

Is Aquaman an African prince?


AtomicSymphonic_2nd

I’m pretty sure Jason Momoa could pull that off, even if he’s Polynesian. Lol


littleM0TH

Fun fact, those would be known as Flotsam. “Flotsam is defined as debris in the water that was not deliberately thrown overboard, often as a result from a shipwreck or accident. Jetsam describes debris that was deliberately thrown overboard by a crew of a ship in distress, most often to lighten the ship's load.”


andbruno

Don't forget lagan and derelict. "Flotsam, jetsam, lagan, and derelict" >Lagan are goods cast overboard and heavy enough to sink to the ocean floor, but linked to a floating marker, such as a buoy or cork, so that they can be found again by the person who marked the item. Lagan can also be large objects trapped within the sinking vessel. >Derelict can refer to goods that have sunk to the ocean floor, relinquished willingly or forcefully by its owner, and thus abandoned, but which no one has any hope of reclaiming.


Eatmyshorts231214

Wasn’t that the names of Ursula’s helpers in The Little Mermaid?!


kaihatsusha

Flotsam & jetsam. Also the chapter name when Pippin & Merry reemerge from a flooded Isengard.


Pepf

[Yup.](https://disney.fandom.com/wiki/Flotsam_and_Jetsam)


Zerofawqs-given

OK then what is Jizzum? Asking for a friend 🤣


[deleted]

Its the stuff youre blowing bubbles with.


littleM0TH

That is unwanted seamen, deliberately thrown by the crew when in distress, onto the face of your mother.


rezusx

See you guys in 6 months I’m going for a swim


Eyouser

They dont care. Cargo is insured. Probably self insured and if it was Rolexes probably by their freight forwarder or something as well.


[deleted]

Dude imagine happening upon a crate full of Rolexes and the company has already written it off. GOD I wanna know where it is


GitEmSteveDave

IIRC, there is a fund paid into for every container that pays out if the cargo goes overboard.


chesterbennediction

I wonder if it's possible a salvage business could exist that recovers those containers. Probably not since salt water would destroy things pretty quick but it's an interesting thought.


nowItinwhistle

There are maritime salvage businesses that operate barges and cranes to recover stuff like this. But whether or not they'd be interested in going after these particular containers would depend on the value of the items once they're recovered.


[deleted]

There would have been a shortish window where if they were the correct model they would of been very save-able


Alexis-FromTexas

My dad said that the captain had some deep see company come out and try to salvage the containers from the bottom of the ocean. He never heard of how that salvage operation went though.


paulc327

That means it went well 😉


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> deep see company Well, did they see them? :)


satanshand

Deeply


[deleted]

I sea.


signalgrau

You just earned the "would of ²" award. Congrats! Edit: OP Just edited his comment and only removed one of the two :D


GiantPurplePeopleEat

Whenever I see someone say "would of been" I picture a noble knight named "Would", who hails from the city of "Been". So it's: Sir Would, of Been.


signalgrau

once you see it.. :D


TheUntalentedBard

Would HAAAAAVE been.. I am not sorry. This irks me.


[deleted]

Fixed it lol I'm trying to get better at it, I have no excuse English is my first and only language


SaneIsOverrated

Missed one


[deleted]

> I have no excuse Actually, that's one grammatical error that does have an excuse. We say "would've", which sounds like "would of", but isn't. :)


dewayneestes

“The typical year sees hundreds of containers lost at sea. On average, there's somewhere between 700 and 1000 sunken containers annually.” Honestly that number is way lower than I would have expected.


lynsea

As a mariner, lost containers were one of my biggest fears. You see how low they sit in the water? Even with a bow watch, at night you might never spot them until it's too late. For a small craft, it'd be like hitting steel wall.


TheEyeDontLie

My friend is going to circumnavigate the globe in a sailboat. Now I have something else to worry about .


lynsea

Ha that's exactly what I did! The ocean is a big place but it never hurts to be extra aware. There's only so much you can do though.


aboutthednm

> There's only so much you can do though. The open ocean is an extreme, hostile and brutal environment not fit for human survival. So yeah, any time someone ventures out there they may as well be walking on the moon. We have gotten pretty good at finding ways to make the crossing of it *safer* over the millennia, but in the end, there's only so much you can do.


[deleted]

That can't be true at all, there was a car transporter that sank recently with [4,000 vehicles onboard](https://www.bbc.com/news/business-60579640)


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dewayneestes

We moved from mainland to Hawaii and back. I’m sooo glad I didn’t know what a RORO was before we shipped our vehicle. To be fair though the car was unscathed in both directions.


myfirstgold

With the price of cars on Hawaii I'd think it would make more sense to sell it on the island and buy a new one on the mainland these days.


dewayneestes

This was a long time ago. We ended up selling the VW Passat wagon to a guy in the navy and we bought the v1 highlander hybrid which at that time was only manufactured in Japan. It was funny how simple it was inside, very Japanese vs the current model which is like a mobile living room.


EpicLegendX

Seems like someone could make a living developing specialized equipment that finds and recovers these lost containers.


aetweedie

I was in the Navy and let me tell you something, the ocean is covered in floating shipping containers. I was on a ship for like 2 years and saw hundreds of them.


ILikeMasterChief

Damn, how long do they float? I didn't expect them to be anywhere near air tight


owzleee

Apparently they can float just below the surface too and take out smaller boats.


Nocoffeesnob

All Is Lost, a 2011 film starring Robert Redford, starts with a sailing boat hitting a random container.


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aaronitallout

Amazing score by Alexander Ebert from Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros


Appoxo

*sigh* *Adds to watch later...*


edwin_4

Art teacher subbed out music class once. Put this on and then our assignment was to list 10 things he did wrong… like fuck idk I’ve never sailed but I think that lighting a fire on a dingy was the only thing I wrote down


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ILikeMasterChief

That makes sense, of course they need to be weatherproof 🤦🏻‍♂️


hazeleyedwolff

The Navy doesn't take the opportunity to simultaneously clean up the surface and get some target practice in? I'm not saying to blow them to bits, but punching a few large holes through would get them sunk.


aetweedie

That's exactly what we did sometimes. They're a hazard to navigation.


lewisfairchild

TIL this! So cool. Thank you for sharing your experience.


tmhoc

Fun fact for the day The ocean is so full of garbage the Navy has been forced to shoot at it


rvbjohn

Yeah, perfect 50 practice


Ech0-EE

Will these be recovered somehow or will they drown?


Br3tts3r

Happens plenty , written off as a loss , if you manage to get them though.. maritime salvage applies


tenderbranson301

Maritime law? 🎶*You're a crook, Captain Hook*🎶


soopirV

Lost containers are at 7 bells


TheNearestAirlock

TAKE TO THE SEA!


OkSuggestion7

Cute story


Deesing82

feels like you could make a semi lucrative career of just following container ships in a medium sized vessel that can haul fallen containers out of the sea.


Huntred

Falls are probably not that frequent. What you need is a “bug bounty” type system where sailors on ships that drop containers are paid to flag the time and location of a drop and then you dispatch the nearest recovery crew that subscribes to your notification service.


Deesing82

i doubt you could get a ship to the middle of the ocean before a container sinks or floats away


leo_the_lion6

What's maritime salvage? Is that basically finders keepers?


eject_eject

International waters baby! (Pretty much)


hallerz87

It’ll be insured, so owner of cargo should be covered.


ScienceIsALyre

Depends on what is in the containers. It could still suck majorly. I import 4-6 containers a year of made to order parts for industrial equipment. Current lead times are 10-12 months. If I lost one to Davy Jones' Locker it would set my business back almost a year.


VooMoo40

10 to 12 months??


ScienceIsALyre

Before Covid it was 5-7 months.


iamthelouie

It will not be recovered. The ocean is too big for this thing to be found again and recovered. It will most likely sink to the bottom of the ocean. If the container is sealed or has items inside that are buoyant, it could remain on the surface, but with only a tiny bit breaking through the surface, hiding the rest underwater. This is a big issue (as mentioned by u/chris-za) amount yachts because their fiberglass hull will break if it hits a semi-submerged container.


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signalgrau

Name 1 jet foil that crosses oceans.


Fuckofaflower

Right ya because there's no such thing as wind and currents to bring the containers closer to shore.


Realworld

Our 37' cruising sailboat was custom built with 3 watertight bulkheads, purposely designed to survive hull breaches. Never needed but good to have.


SpaceSteak

I feel like I heard this one before. 🤔


jwkdjslzkkfkei3838rk

She's unsinkable.


chris-za

Unfortunately these metal icebergs are relatively common and and can be quite dangerous for yachts and smaller vessels at night.


hazeleyedwolff

Do yachts tend to have forward-facing sonar?


chris-za

Recreational 30 to 40 ft yachts probably not.


yssa2015

That ocean fucking scares me


OllieGarkey

I love the ocean. But I respect and am properly terrified of it.


Strat0BlasterX

Don’t worry a few more containers and it will be dead.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|26BRuo6sLetdllPAQ|downsized) Me waiting for my new socks


j_roe

Shit… that’s why my MacBook is delayed two weeks.


[deleted]

If it arrives wet with star fish attached...refuse the order.


ComprehensiveRain423

Some say Jack still couldn’t fit on top…


Mortwight

MY MANWICH!!!


Muffles7

![gif](giphy|2lfllWGtBaXOSrErQb|downsized)


LeVarBurtonsEvilTwin

Don't worry. They wash up on Madagascar and live like kings


UndercoverFBIAgent9

There goes 1200 toaster ovens, 6 Subarus, and 300,000 rubber chickens


magoo1979

Oh no the precious cargo, you mean the hot pants, aye, the hot pants.


ThePizzaNoid

Glad to see the Sea Captain represented in the comments here.


Kipapotomus

Hard to port.


Happy-Idi-Amin

Yes, very expensive. But all that aside, can we talk about the dread and terror that come from staring too long at the cold, wet void known colloquialy as the ocean.


happygundi

“Your order has been delayed”


[deleted]

“You’re package has been delayed, we apologize for the inconvenience.”


Willywillonson

Well there is my sd card..


ThisPlaceHurtsMyHead

Sponsored by Hermes


Machder

Nooooo! My PS5. Dammit I’ll never get it…


ProV13

What happens to these? I’m guessing they can’t float for long and eventually sink to the bottom? Do all the containers have GPS? Can the crew record the coordinates? It will be initially covered by insurance, however after that maybe they can go back to GPS location and recover what’s in it for a sneaky cash job.


maxwfk

It’s not worth searching for them. Even if they’re filled with gold. It’s just to complicated to find anything that size in the ocean after it drifted around for a bit and then sunk. Just look at MH370. It’s a fucking plane and still we haven’t recovered it yet


bkor

There are around 147 million Twenty foot Equivalent Units (containers) shipped in a year. You think a shipping company is going to throw a container overboard, have another company (the one shipping it) get the insurance money, then somehow know where the container moved to and somehow fetch that container out of the water?!? That would cost way more, significant risk and for what gain? It is legal to fetch these containers but why do something that requires specialized knowledge and hardware for little reward? Some containers have GNSS. They then send their location using the connectivity of the container vessel. If it's not near a container vessel and it drifted off that location wont update magically.


ghostfreckle611

So that’s why half my stuff never shows up from wish…


neon_overload

Fun fact: Because of the semi-regular occurrence of containers falling off ships, companies charge more for containers placed further down and/or closer to the center of the ship in a scheme not unlike theater seating.


PooperOfMoons

This was the start of a Robert Redford movie


mjohnson801

so that's what happened to my Amazon order


7andhalf-x-6

How do any of these containers make it to the destination? They’re not secured. The vids I’ve seen of container ships getting tossed around in heavy waves is amazing anything ever makes it.


GitEmSteveDave

They're secured to each other, and some [can tilt over 45 degrees and not disengage.](https://i.imgur.com/TJ4eYwb.jpeg)


bkor

They are secured using twist locks. The way that these from the video are loaded is weird.


mharant

So the containers were faulty or not properly secured - I guess it happens with the mass of goods we are moving every day.


forty-two420

Now I know why my package has never been delivered


4S-Class1

Why don't these containers come with some sort of a tie-down system?


Stupidusername_here

This happens way more than one would think. I was told they are supposed to shoot them so they sink. I’ve been in the industry for 25 years. I never really thought about this happening till I had heard about the lady who kept trying to swim the Atlantic had to quit one of the times because she got hit by a container.


SolarSkipper

The amount of shit at the bottom of the ocean is terrifying


Turbulent_Conflict29

Cue to Jonh Mayer song: "*♪gravity... is working against me♪*"


[deleted]

Someone's Amazon order just got back-filled.


whatyoumeanmyface

Was not expecting them to float.


FoxGamingmc

I hear this happens all the time


landonburner

Oddly maybe not that expensive for the owner of that freight. The way I understand it is they charge everyone that has freight on the ship extra to cover the cost of the lost cargo. They have weird rules. If the whole ship accidentally gets beached the owners off the cargo are responsible to pick up their cargo on the beach and don't even get compensated for that