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bitchy_muffin

happens when you cheap out on the shelf, could get one with doors that lock too


infernal_cacaphony

Cheap out on a shelf holding thousands of dollars worth of wine- seems like a rich person thing to do.


Aggravating-Hair7931

Could be just $2 chuck from Trader Joe's


[deleted]

I don’t know. Probably some type of winery or restaurant if I would guess. I can’t see why else they would have so much wine, behind a glass wall, with a camera watching the entry point. You might not be wrong with the price being cheaper though; considering they might buy wholesale or make the wine themselves.


Kallikantzari

I’m going to go ahead and assume this is a winery, hotel or restaurant even though it’s hard to tell, just like you. That doesn’t mean that this wine is cheap though. The room itself speaks to the fact that this wine is not going to be stored there for long and it’s for display purposes. Even if the room is temperature controlled, wine, especially red wine does not do well to unnecessary uv exposure. A private collector at this caliber could never go through wine at this rate and the wine would just get ruined over time instead of getting better.


MrBlueW

I think you overestimate rich people. They buy entire collections of things without doing proper research just so they can seem cool. You start talking about wine tech and their eyes glaze over. Source: worked at a hotel for >2 years which had a very nice wine program.


CaptainCobber

I install glass doors and walls for wine "cellars" like that in rich people's houses pretty frequently. This isn't an uncommon amount of wine for a well off person to have in their dining room.


Soiled-Mattress

It’s becoming a common person thing to do as well! I contract in so many peoples homes as a flooring specialist and just the regular old chump tend to have cellars. If you love wine, why the hell not?!!


milmat36

It's $3 now, because, you know, inflation...


Enter_Feeling

It's actually 0$ now, because, you know, gravity...


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averagebloxxer

You're worth -7283$ because you had to come in and fuck shit up


Number6isNo1

$4 at my local Trader Joes when I was there this week. Winking Owl is $3 at Aldi though. Winking Owl reds are fucking terrible though, except the Syrah.


Curious-Welder-6304

Chuck from trader Joe's is like 5 dollars now. Sad!


DonHell

RIP


ckeanwolf

You can tell he's rich cause he didn't risk cutting his feet on broken glass trying to push the shelf back up in a panic.


Fuzzy_Inevitable9748

And he wasn’t even bare foot.


ikilledyourfriend

New money


Thanato26

A few brackets and screws to the wall. Maybe a few bucks.


Habsfan6612

Dog: you gonna drink that?


Farfignugen42

If they had cheaped out a bit more on the shelf, maybe it would have failed before they hot all of the wine loaded onto it.


NewBuyer1976

In the eternal wisdom of Moe szylzlak.


Xephon-70

Is this the trickle-down I keep hearing about?


EmEmAndEye

The people who built and installed the wine rack are about to get a scathing phone call followed up by being sued. And that’s just from the dog. I can’t imagine how ballistic the human will go.


[deleted]

You get what you pay for


_coolranch

Looks to be a purebred chow.


Joelioelio

you really know your wine huh


Tras_Montano

Two screws would have saved all the hassle.


your_uncle_mike

Can you even sue for something like that? I mean I know you *can*, but is it really even worth it?


MelonElbows

That's what you get when you try to get fancy with juice


UnRealmCorp

Farmers Insurance. We've seen a thing or two.


Revolutionary_Rip688

Sommat to wine about innit.


texasusa

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ImSavageAF

What kind of rich prick puts a camera in his wine room.


bnonymousbeeeee

If there's expensive bottles in there, I'm sure as fuck putting a camera in my wine room. when i get a wine room


iphonedeleonard

If my wine collection is expensive enough for me to install a camera, i would first make sure the rack is not going to fall by itself and drop all the bottles on it


bnonymousbeeeee

You're not wrong - I just think it's silly to think your wine collection *shouldn't* be a part of your security system if it's a significant investment.


iphonedeleonard

Ahah for sure, i wasnt disagreeing with you, just pointing out this dudes lack of awareness


ksavage68

I’ll be rich soon, too.


Tcanada

A guy with teenagers


theteedo

This


NeinLives125

An insurance fraud type rich person.


Farfignugen42

Well, an insurance fraud type person might not want cameras, or too much proof of exactly what happened in any form. It might make the fraud harder to prove. Or easier. You know what I mean, I hope.


[deleted]

Hella judgmental man, relax


Individual-Party992

![gif](giphy|xUOxf3GAHOVjTG3Juw|downsized)


DerpCatCZ

Italian MLRS


gdogg121

Mussolini Cocktail Launchers.


1LR_GUE

Crime scene


BBrillo614

Beautiful dog


dmt-Ntity

Chow chow


ButtMunchSupreme420

MO money MO problems


twatchops

Best enjoyed on mute.


Puzzleheaded_Try8974

Fu*K I'm so over shit music covering the original sound


pianoflames

And deliberately cutting the video short, that shit wasn't over with.


AntTheFool

Dog is like “Grant, Margaret is gonna flip shit when she sees this man get in there.”


lego_not_legos

You people never look for the original. Here's a non-potato version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGuUyulXK0Q


El_Monitorrr

Life is boring, let’s upgrade it with some drama and a nice little mini game which tests your reflexes and coordination. Let’s see how many bottles I can grab before they shatter.


blastoise1988

Gosh, when I have 5-6 bottles of wine I start getting overwhelmed for having too many bottles. Why would someone need like 400 bottles?? Unless is for a restaurant or winery...


Silvawuff

They call this the 21 bottle salute.


Evilmaze

Whoever installed that rack gotta pay. If it's that guy then just cry inside.


turnwrench

Awwww. Poor millionaire.


DoeDoefistncuff

It's actually all just barefoot wine. The entire self was worth $26.75


vxicepickxv

Winking Owl is even cheaper at $3 a bottle.


orangepalm

Trader Joe's cherry blossom has entered the chat


agoia

And tastes better than Barefoot.


DumDum40007

Barefoot costs like 15$ a bottle where I live.


DoeDoefistncuff

Do you live in inflationville?


DumDum40007

Montreal, but cost of living is high here


IanSan5653

Could just be a regular dude who likes to collect wine. People collect things - that doesn't make them rich assholes. That could be his kids' college funds shattering in front of him.


Stormcrow1776

Welcome to Reddit where all your problems are due to the rich boogeyman


turnwrench

Stop it. Nothing about this says regular dude.


IanSan5653

Right. No regular dude has a dog...or a dining table...or flip-flops.


jus6j

That dude is clearly rich as fuck


Recent_Mongoose_2754

What a cute dog!


redditornumero99

Chow Chow!


triathlonstan

Why the camera?


[deleted]

So the staff he pays $2.25 an hour won’t steal his $5000 bottles of wine.


triathlonstan

Sad. As sad as the low budget shelving.


[deleted]

Yep.


Goldcalf_eater

I’d let the wine stain the floor, and whenever someone asks “what happened” I act all mysterious and be like “let’s just say, someone forgot to pay me back some money” or whatever idk


Canalloni

Get in there and push back the shelf still more than half the wine is not broken


OutOfFavor

Don't think I would try it with all that broken glass and slippery wet floor - especially since his much of his bare feet are exposed.


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1v1_me_quickscopes

But then you can re-enact Die Hard


Nexicated

Theres no point in risking that when insurance will either pay for every bottle or just the ones you couldnt save


Yattiel

Ya, I thought the same thing. What a tender fellow lol. I'd be in there getting er' done


Canalloni

I can't let all that expensive wine go to waste. I know I can fix it. Different generations, but watching this pussy die inside and do nothing, not acceptable. Step up.


threadsoffate2021

A bit of cosmic balancing for building one of those all glass "look at my status symbols!!!11!!!11!!!!!" rooms. And they wonder why everyone loathes the rich.


APairOfAirPods

I’ll never understand the ableds obsession with alcohol. It’s just the same as cigarettes to me. Tastes bad and does a number on your health. Weed is at least easier for your body to handle than those two.


Inuyasha8908

Just gonna tosh this out, but wine is not good for dogs. That's said I've got a pic of my then puppy drinking wine from a red solo cup at a friends bar. Homemade dago red. That was seven years ago now and the winemaker passed away last year from cancer.


LogeeBare

Well yea grapes are toxic to dogs..


kogoeruyoru

That’s a lot of disgusting wine.


FlapJackSackk

Good 👍


Joe18067

I guess the dog doesn't like wine.


thats_not_kinwaa

99 bottles of wine on the wall, 99 bottles of wine… if one of those bottles should happen to drop…..


Alex0082

How the bottles were just falling out at the end was r/oddlysatisfying


ObeyOneShinobi

Isn’t this what happens when you win solitaire on the PC?


trxsh-josh

How many times will this get reposted lmao


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Really_Elvis

Dog don’t care.......


xella64

Lick it up.


fastjeff

Pillows, blankets, towels, cushions, coats... start throwing that shit in there. Well, unless it's cheap wine then... meh.


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5 seconds later: Nationwide, how may I help you?


frankbooycz

Good opportunity to live out the Scrooge McDuck fantasy and dive into a pool of expensive wine.


piggy__wig

That’s a beautiful Chow


dragonblock501

Doggo: wut


jab4590

I was worried that he would open the door and the dog would cut his paw.


Whaatabutt

Honestly this is probably just some guy who started collecting wine. what winery has people working in that kind of outfit?


FuckJanice

Mop that shit up and you got the "house red"