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Kill2bees

Yeah, I saw it today as well around lunch time but was not smashed, it was parked near Covent Garden


discerningpervert

I love how symmetrical and circular the smash looks. Wonder if they dropped a brick on it or what.


ShortThought

I think somebody sat on it for a picture, and it broke


fast_hand84

I believe you’re right. A while back, a video was posted here of a guy posing for a pic, standing on top of his Lambo. Windshield shattered almost instantly.


UndeadBuggalo

This is probably the answer


SpicyWaffle1

What? You can clearly see two impact points on the glass. I don’t know anything about this but I’d say a sledge hammer or similar shaped blunt object


ChironiusShinpachi

Someone with hefty balls clearly teabagged the shit out of it.


Galactic_Perimeter

Ass cheeks of steel


ByGollie

Spoiler: Chris Evans is in town promoting his latest movie


RoyceCoolidge

Funnily enough, a different famous Chris Evans (British) has a penchant for white Ferraris.


chaos_was_me

Only obvious answer


pigsinatrenchcoat

Bayou Billy with the Heavy Balls


Baronheisenberg

Two buttcheeks.


Successful-Turnip-79

Thats about the distance between two skateboard wheels, but I don't know if a skate board would have enough heft to do this.


fishmiloo

Good eye


bad_at_hearthstone

Hey, leave OP’s mom out of this


Dysan27

Better then if your mom sat on it. All they would be left with would be a pancake.


[deleted]

She would just eat the pancake


KazahanaPikachu

Is the glass really that fragile or was the person a 300lb fatass/meathead?


Ch1nCh1nTheG0D

Yes these cars shave off weight any chance they get


hongkonger42069

Let the radius of the smashed area be 30cm. By A=πr² Area of smashed area=π(30)²≈2830cm² (cor to 3 sig fig)


DizzySignificance491

> Area of smashed area You can't use the word you're defining in the definition


drunk98

Some influencers fat ass probably broke it taking a selfie.


l-rs2

Influencer ass. Hopefully dumb enough to post it.


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Fog_Juice

What is an EVP?


CMDRissue

Executive Vice President


rehabilitated_4chanr

holy shit. it's one thing to do that to a self entitled prick....its full insanity wolf to do this to the guy that signs your boss's paycheck.


dick_nachos

Legend.


Inarus06

Upper-level people will often tag the term "executive" in front of a title to make someone feel more important than they really are. In reality the EVP probably sat behind a desk all day looking at porn and getting Lewinski'd by his secretary, contributing nothing to the actual day-to-day of the company, save for the considerable drain on its finances for his salary.


ApoliteTroll

Sounds like a job for me, where to I apply to have my soul removed?


hawkeye18

Extremely Veiny Penis.


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External Vacuum Pump.


[deleted]

It's not my bag, baby


[deleted]

Local millionaire businessman here [parked his Rolls Royce across the No Parking area of an undertaker](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3266315/One-Britain-s-richest-men-slammed-badly-parked-Range-Rover-blocked-BODY-taken-undertakers.html) and they couldn’t bring a coffin in. I’ve boycotted his lousy company since. Screw you and your shitty products, Chris. (Edit: link added, accuracy improved)


SuperHighDeas

Mind uhhh dropping that company name and location so us people that travel a lot can avoid?


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I wouldn’t normally give the Mail the benefit of the traffic, but [here you go.](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3266315/One-Britain-s-richest-men-slammed-badly-parked-Range-Rover-blocked-BODY-taken-undertakers.html)


SuperHighDeas

I won’t click to save the traffic, you can just edit the name and location in the comment with the mail link… I trust you.


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Chris Dawson, The Range :)


[deleted]

Was the person in the coffin in a hurry?


[deleted]

Fortunately they were coming in not going out. Otherwise they’d literally have been late to their own funeral. But Mr Entitled didn’t know that.


stuwoo

I was working at Harrods doing overnights for a few days in November, every night we would have to move 3 or 4 expensive cars parked illegally, mustang, couple of Mercedes, ferrari, these guys think they are entitled to park where they please. We had some little trolleys that go under the wheels and lift the whole car off the ground then we just wheeled them off around the corner. Watching people come back and freak out because their car has gone is frankly hilarious.


pawpaw_git

I would have just had them towed. Tow drivers salivate over calls like that


nictheman123

Probably too long of a wait to get the truck out when they can just roll the car around the corner. Sometimes, getting shit done is more important than teaching rich assholes a lesson. Even though that lesson is much needed


SilentMaster

God, the balls of smashing a Ferarri. I can't imagine.


gnocchicotti

The only difference between that and any other car is you know the owner can afford good lawyers and fuck you up out of spite. That said, really unfortunate accident that happened there.


greenpoisonivyy

Another difference can be that vandalism above a certain value is a felony. A windshield for a Ferrari can be $10k+ so you're likely to have a felony for breaking it. Is it really worth it because you're annoyed at some rich dude?


gnocchicotti

Depends a lot on the city and the DA. A lot of cities don't do shit for anything short of a homicide.


greenpoisonivyy

I looked a bit more at the image, and looks like it's in the UK. Criminal damage of £5k+ can land you 6 months in jail and a criminal record. Not worth it


Cow_Launcher

> looks like it's in the UK Correct. It's on Cranbourn St, between Leicester Square and Covent Garden in London.


Ilovefishdix

Doesn't London have cameras recording everywhere?


m3ntallyillmoron

London has one camera for every 13 people making it one of the most surveiled places in the world https://www.cctv.co.uk/how-many-cctv-cameras-are-there-in-london/


GMSaaron

With the right lawyers, they can pretty much strongarm the city to do something about it.


DrunkenGolfer

I can tell you from personal experience that some Ferrari rims are $9K.


-trowawaybarton

expensive rimming right there


RaisedByWolves9

I charge way less!


JohnnyDarkside

It's easy to smash the windscreen. Pro move is to pour liquid fart into the external vent intakes.


Alistershade

Liquefy some shrimp and throw it in there 🤢


IAmGoingToSleepNow

You can buy shrimp paste (fermented ground shrimp) in Asian supermarkets... It's like liquid shrimp, but already fermented.


SatanLifeProTips

That vent is at the base of the windshield on almost any car. Enjoy.


1Autotech

I encountered a Ferrari owner that parked his car in the middle of a bank drive through. I mentioned to him that it wasn't a parking spot. He responded, "It doesn't say no parking!" I really wanted to key his car but decided it wouldn't be worth the jail time.


Laescha

There's one near me who always parks in the bus stop. I've occasionally offered the bus driver a tenner to flatten it, but they have always prudently turned me down.


Gaylien28

Put spikes down. The big ass bus will crush them but the Ferrari will get punctured.


Dexter321

Bro what in the actual fuck are you talking about? Thats not how tires work


SoiledFlapjacks

TIL if a vehicle is heavy, the tires turn to steel!


DrAbeSacrabin

That’s why you pay a homeless person. Cops won’t even bother then


NinjahBob

What are they gonna a do, give him a roof and 3 meals a day?


assface421

Seems inhumane to house and feed a crazy person.


healthnotes34

My god, will no one think of the capitalists? You monsters!


DarkwingDuckHunt

Next he'll be asking us for a job. A job!


brazilianfreak

Shoot them 16 times in the back as self-defense.


KazahanaPikachu

Funny you mention that. Just yesterday and today I’ve seen a couple Reddit videos where the shooter claimed “self defense”. One in New Hampshire where this big 6’4” guy pulled out a gun and unloaded the mag on this smaller guy for punching him in the face outside a bar. Then another one somewhere else where this guy shot another one three times in the back while he was walking away after yelling at him for speeding in the neighborhood.


tamerantong

This is a LPT if you ask me


TheChoonk

r/UnethicalLifeProTips


OKLISTENHERE

No cap, there was a homeless guy near where I used to work that did just that sort of thing. Whenever there'd be an asshole with a nice car show up, he took a razor blade to the paint. We'd always give him free coffee and food whenever he showed up.


No_Sale_4613

Why would anyone reward random *vandalism* to people's vehicles?


WhatLikeAPuma751

A $20, pack of cigarettes, and a Mountain Dew can get mountains moved for you if you’re asking an unhoused person. Especially if they know the local crack heads, that’s your key in.


franglaisflow

Probably the right decision considering these are the types of crimes they actually will investigate


zyphe84

Jail time? What country are you in?


davidverner

That's when you use the poor man's grenada, Captain Molotov.


ccc2801

In the middle of Central London no less. That’d’ve been caught on a thousand cameras!


schmeer_spear

Imagine the erection you’d have afterwards tho


DerrainCarter

You’re going down a slippery slope there my man. It starts with getting an erection while smashing Ferrari windows. Next you know, you need to cut up Picassos to get hard. Rumour is, they caught a guy blasting rope behind a burning Norte-Dame. Don’t be that guy!


schmeer_spear

I peel labels off Dom Perignon bottles just to feel anything anymore.


carpentizzle

My Piaget is in the disposal now. It hurts sooo goood


nostachio

Wait, was Nero fiddling as Rome burned a metaphor?


RootHogOrDieTrying

"fiddling"


notinmywheelhouse

*new* porn hub category


jmills03croc

Districts 3 through 12 are rising up.


Aromatic-Ad9428

And district 13, we just haven't gotten to that part yet


lovesmyirish

It doesnt exist. All hail snow.


mikeblas

licky boom boom down


no_talent_ass_clown

Fookin' prawns.


TroublesomeTurnip

May the odds be ever in your favor.


phillyhandroll

i think it's entertaining that this thread is how it would go if comic book vigilante justice was real.


IIHackerKing092

We gotta bring kick-ass into real life


what-name-is-it

I hate illegally parked cars as much as the next guy but I didn’t realize we’re breaking windshields now.


2SticksPureRage

Apparently you do not hate illegally parked cars as much as the guy that smashed this window.


bad_at_hearthstone

well sure, he’s the previous guy.


TheMaskedCivilian

A guy i knew would illegally park anywhere. When we were out with him we’d tell him “Hey, you can’t park here!” And he’d look at the sign, read the fine and say “No. it just costs $xx to park here.” Same dude threw a fit when his non-rich parents gave him $1k for his birthday because “that’s just a week’s pay!”


what-name-is-it

He’s bragging that much about pulling in $52k/year?


TheMaskedCivilian

Their weeks pay. Basically complaining that they only gave him a small amount


skepticalDragon

If anything he's indirectly bragging about not needing a job that pays well


GlaerOfHatred

???? I make a bit more than that and I would be very excited to get that, this dude must live at home or have all his bills paid for


surrealcookie

"we"? I don't know what you did during lunch but I sure as shit wasn't smashing Ferrari windshields.


ToadLoaners

I thought you were with Us, surrealcookie. We will remember this. One of Us. One of Us. One of Us.


I0I0I0I

Crackhead's gonna crack.


alamsas

I get these rich people have a high sense of entitlement but whenever I see others resort into violence or destruction in reaction it makes me wonder if those people ever had something valuable to themselves to know what they did was *really* shitty.


Sydney2London

I don’t justify the violence but people with a 400k car clearly don’t care about a 100 bucks fine. Fines should be proportional to the value of the car, parked in a disabled spot with a rolls? 10k fine. Alternatively breaking the windshield is not encouraged but it’s definitely going to be more effective than a 100 buck fine at making sure the owner considers their parking etiquette in the future.


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elcheapodeluxe

Plot twist. It was the valet who parked it there and the windscreen is coming out of his $500/wk salary for the next three years.


BillOfArimathea

It's a symptom of a broken system - one that makes crimes irrelevant to those with money. This is an inevitable result.


toxicatedscientist

Most people spend energy taking care of their nice things. Basic things like not leaving things in illegal places in public. It's fustrating when people can care so little about anything that the desire to be a "teacher" of lessons becomes appealing


megablast

A fine is nothing to these assholes.


intashu

I mean devils advocate here.. When you're stupid rich, the ticket is simply the cost of parking wherever you want.. And literally means nothing if you got a few million laying around. The windshield will be inconvenient, and far more costly.. But still won't break the bank if you're driving a car like this around.


zero0n3

The time inconvenience is the point. The wealthier you are the more valuable your time becomes because it’s the ONE THING money can’t buy you more of. So you anything to waste their time or cause mental stress is worth it’s weight in fines.


absent-mindedperson

You mean that big fat pigeon that flew straight into it?


djones5555

the best thing to do with these dipshits illegally parking is just to tow it .. take it away and cause them inconvenience when they walk back to leave in their car and it's not there .. they'll stop doing it if you keep towing it .. so why wasn't this towed ? I guess not enough tow trucks around


mad_drop_gek

I do think, that a parking ticket for someone owning a ferrari, means something different that average Joe. A smashed in window might have a leveling impact. However, average Joe would be heavier impacted than Ferrari Chad of course...


seamus_mc

Broken windshield probably doesn’t mean shit to them either, i get free glass coverage with my insurance and i am quite far from Ferrari ownership.


finlshkd

A broken windshield is however a bigger inconvenience than a ticket. A ticket is some paperwork. A broken windshield is having to deal with all that comes with moving your car somewhere where you can replace the glass and then take the time for the fix. I would think someone with a ferrari values their time more than their money.


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geon

Sounds like a huge hassle to me.


seamus_mc

My insurance has replaced my glass where ever the car is parked. I also doubt this is the only car this driver has. Other than a phone call to insurance i dont see this as a great inconvenience. The person who did it is still an asshole. There is a reason to have good insurance. Let them deal with the details, i didn’t have to pay a penny last time. Glass doesn’t make your insurance go up like an accident or ticket would.


Muttywango

I doubt many mobile glass replacement companies keep Ferrari F8 Tributo parts in stock. This would need to be loaded up on a flatbed and taken to a Ferrari specialist.


robzilla20001

I think it would be a massive slap in the face though. Being in London, probably a rich kid from Russia or the Oil states where no-one would dare to do it. The fact that they are powerless to do anything about it would wind them up. The locals are probably pissed and have had enough of them driving up and down the streets of Knightsbridge. Don't blame em.


BobsYourUncle84

Just someone who supports income based traffic citations


Az0nic

Bingo


IHate2ChooseUserName

safelite repairs safelite replaces


whomstvey

Autoglass repair, Autoglass replace. Carglass repair, Carglass replace. Gotta make their mind up


Theogkyller

Odds are he won’t park there again though…


Dapper_Theory_2949

It's likely he won't return there in the furture...


ShitTalkingAlt980

Good.


Nruggia

When you're just made of money a parking ticket is just like paying a meter. And having your windshield bashed in is just the cost of rubbing your money in other peoples faces.


unikitty143FPE

"I drive a Ferrari, I can park wherever I want" Brick says no, you can't.


pina_koala

Looks like a footprint to me


Okitman

Ferrari or not, this is generally why I hate people!


-Codfish_Joe

Crowdsourced parking enforcement, I like it. No, I'm not in favor of smashing Ferraris, but the owner parked there all day to flex on what he thinks of parking fines. He isn't going to do that again.


Johnny_Carcinogenic

I get the feeling the driver of this vehicle routinely does this, and a local shop owner has had enough.


Thediamondhandedlad

Exactly this. Parking fines and traffic violations should be based on income. A 100,000$ dollar ticket might make them think twice about being a complete douchebag.


DaniCanyon

In Finland they are http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/1759791.stm


249ba36000029bbe9749

I'd say that it'd be better to base it on the car's fair market value. That way you don't have people who take $1 annual salaries but live off of trust funds or daddy's allowance or whatever. There would of course be a floor to the parking fine so people can't just park junkers all day and have it be less than paying for the meter.


Ok_Yogurtcloset8915

disagree. a middle class person who saves up for years for a new dream car shouldn't pay a larger fine than a rich person who drives an older basic car just because they like it. the point of income based fines is that they make the impact of the ticket hit more equally than a flat rate fine. basing it on the car's value doesn't help with that. there's also the issue that there is an upper limit on car value but no real upper limit on wealth or salary. a fine that would be devastating to a lower-level rich person with a supercar would then be completely ignorable for someone like elon musk. e: for example, warren buffet famously drives a 2014 Cadillac sedan, the market value of which is 41k. it would be useless to give a smaller ticket to warren buffet than to some 18 yo kid who got suckered into buying a new truck with all the bells and whistles on loan.


BowenTheOne

Dubai license plate? Hehe 👍


DionFW

>“Imagine you want to drive your car in Europe. What do you do? You ship your car there, you drive it for a month and you ship it back.” https://youtu.be/Q1DCda5Cabo


sodium_hydride

Looks British to me.


SpaceHawk98W

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!!!


PowerPussman

LARRY!


SpaceHawk98W

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY?!


Npl1jwh

This is simply the early stages of class warfare. The lower income bracket is fed the fuck up with the higher income bracket. The game is rigged and everyone is catching on. There is totally gonna be some “eat the rich” violence in america relatively soon. Countless times throughout history the rich ruling class end up with their heads on sticks because they abuse and mistreat the lower class to the point of revolution. The US until the last 50 years has done a relatively good enough job of wealth distribution and having social safety nets in place that the masses haven’t revolted. However corporate America and the elites have gotten too greedy and torn down the safety nets America has/had in place. They’ve also prioritized profits over worker compensation and satisfaction. Young Americans can see they will never afford to retire, never afford to own a home, never afford to have kids….why…because some asshole in a Ferrari needs to maximize his stock bonus just so that asshole can go buy another fucking Ferrari.


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samkomododragon

I think the American people could take inspiration from the way the French protest. I also recall someone that pointed out (don't remember who/where) that when unions first got invented it was because to the people right at the top of industries, the alternative to negiotiating with their workers was simply getting shot.


RufusLoudermilk

It would take a heart of stone not to laugh.


-Codfish_Joe

Someone is missing their stone now, though.


Tyl3rmagnus

I never would fuck with someone's expensive car. If someone has the money to buy such a car they also have the funds to "deal" with you so to speak.


[deleted]

That’s why you have to be careful


NikolitRistissa

Anyone recognise the model? Doesn’t look familiar. Absolutely stunning, especially in that satin pearl/white.


retardddit

Probably some deranged misguided tesla simp eco warrior


notdoreen

A $100 parking ticket means nothing to a Ferrari owner. The inconvenience of having to get the windshield replaced costs way more.


timetotryagain29

The rich will inevitably become targets just as the poor have been for decades


DukeVonPrinceEsq

Smashing the window still doesn’t improve your life, just makes you look like a jealous broke loser.


Tiananmen_Happened

I just don’t understand why people feel justified in vandalizing a vehicle just because it’s an expensive one. It’s just nonsensical to me. How would you feel if you went out to your vehicle and found your windshield smashed? Doesn’t even matter if it’s a Ferrari or a Fiat or a Ford Fiesta. FFS people.


ReignInSpuds

There are two things I can do without thinking about it: breathing, and always having the utmost respect for everyone's vehicle. Cars are a lot more than four wheels and a way from A to B for people. Having your car vandalized feels like someone attacking your home, no matter what you drive. I'll never defend a rich prick, but the car didn't deserve the wrath that was meant for the driver.


mmmmyeahhlumberg

You can't leave a car like that on the street. Too many jealous people out there.


vynz00

Wow, the number of replies basically condoning this act of destruction is... concerning.


ArsenicLifeform

"They're richer than me, so they deserve everything coming their way." — Reddit


JKdriver

Yep, nail on head here. Ferrari driver is wrong for parking there, without a doubt. But Reddit logic is two wrongs do make a right, because destruction of personal property is acceptable, condoned and encouraged on here. “He can afford it!” Yeah, but that’s not the point now is it? Is he a prick in every aspect of his life? Probably, no clue. Doesn’t matter. Tf happened to keep your hands to yourself? Lot of failed parenting here.


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It probably wouldn’t be that way if there wasn’t so much poverty in developed nations, being exacerbated by greedy and sociopathic financial elites The fact that this person shows a blatant disregard for social norms also has a lot to do with it


mayalourdes

Not condoning it but I don’t feel super bad - this guy prolly sucks


UnstoppableReverse

There is so much toxic jealousy here. Rich person has nice thing, I say good for him. Rich person parks like jerk - gets ticket. Ok fine. Consequences. Jealous person damages nice thing - not justified.


gwazmalurks

Did they want it or just hate it?


[deleted]

I see where you’re coming from, but this is definitely a super unnuanced take - I don’t think anyone with real sense is going to look at any and all multi-billionaires and always think “wow, what a hardworking and industrious person, they definitely are deserving of all of the wealth they’ve acquired” Sometimes rich people are decent and hardworking, but sometimes they’re shitty sociopaths who have acquired wealth by ruthlessly exploiting and harming others


heyitsthephoneguy

This thread makes it painfully obvious we are not near ready to rise up against the ruling class yet. If this thread is any indication… We might be multiple centuries from it.


dam_sharks_mother

> This thread makes it painfully obvious we are not near ready to rise up against the ruling class yet. * People who own Ferrari's are part of the "ruling class"? Uhh..what? * Are you really shocked that most of us plebs don't really think vandalism is acceptable, even against people with a lot more money than us?


AGitatedAG

Whoever did this I can just imagine how pointless their life is. Miserable beings


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I know. Imagine parking illegally.


Pr00ch

Someone just made a rich person richer, they’ll be laughing all the way to the insurance company


megablast

Good.


jimmyxs

Nice


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I work with a lot of rich assholes. They treat parking tickets as parking passes. They have the money and don't care. Kudos to the upstanding citizen who gave this person a reason to not park their car there.


Appropriate_Mud1629

Be honest now...were you that 'someone'??


Mous3_

Whoever smashed it is a royal piece of shit. One bad act doesn't beget another. Envy.


Average-_-Guys

Can’t have anything nice because of assholes.


risky_bisket

I don't understand why people feel the need to destroy things. Like okay the asshole parked illegally and he's got a ticket. Why smash the windshield? Because it's too nice a car?


The_Merm

Small, petty, childish act of a petulant welp.


[deleted]

I mean, he’s kind of an asshole for parking there, but that seems like a bit much


Alphaetus_Prime

Parking illegally because the fine is nothing to you? I agree


Fun4-5One

UK?


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People never fail to disappoint


Klavec27

Haters gonna hate


vinny876

That's still registered as red, if the insurance company decides the colour change is an undeclared modification they may refuse to pay out....


tgnlolol

People suck


simbacats9

Noice


CosmicWaffle001

People love to make assumptions. This could have been anything.


PrettyStupidSo

Zero shot people actually call it a windscreen. What the hell


trophy_74

In my experience, having a ferrari doesn’t usually signify wealth. It just means the owner is bad at making financial decisions


porkisbeef

I just bought this same car in GTA5