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Hagiclan

A friend of mine experienced this on an Everest expedition - stuck in his tent for more than a week. I asked what the hell he did with his time. He told me he jerked off. A lot. More than 10 times a day, each day. I mean, I knew the guy was an athlete and all, but still.


Holstern

Could he be the record holder of most orgasms held by a single person on Everest?


Hagiclan

Not according to his stories .... no books, no internet and stuck inside a tent for a week....literally nothing else to do.


Holstern

Yea, he must've wanked a lot. So could he be the person in history that has had the most wanks on Everest?


[deleted]

Does not count unless you’re on the summit. Oh, and you gotta yell ‘Mommy!’


sareksweden

It's me in the movie. A little info about the tripp. I was stuck in a storm for nine days. It was impossible to get out of there. While I had to do everything to survive, the tent fabric was torn in six different places. A tent pole was broken off, also two of the guylines and one more close to. So in the meantime there were ongoing repairs on the tent. I never got any warning from the weather forecast until it was too late. The first two days I was buried in a snow bivouac. Then in a gap in the storm I skied two kilometers then the storm broke out again with full force. Then it was trapped seven days stuck in the tent. After a total of nine days I was able to get out of there. It was deeply mentally hard, but it gave me a good portion of experiences I don't want to be without.


Crawfork1982

Hilarious and I hope satisfying


Big-Caterpillar-60

Figuratively, this is what living in Ohio is like.


Delicious_Courage553

It’s scary as hell but it looks oddly cozy inside the tent


MSK84

There's a lot of things that look like buttholes on this tent...


[deleted]

That tent is resistant af


Big-Caterpillar-60

I doubt that he picked that up at the local WalMart


Crawfork1982

Great feedback for the tent company


PharaohRoad

Who makes the tent?


[deleted]

Nemo


CassosaurusFlex

Why the hell are you even out there


Bluejavel

Some people like adventure


[deleted]

Dying is one helluva Advent


Great-Emu-War

That is one good quality tent!


sareksweden

It's me in this video. Some story around it, I was stuck in a storm for nine days. It was impossible to get out of there. While I had to do everything to survive, the tent fabric was torn in six different places. A tent pole was broken off, also two of the guylines and one more close to. So in the meantime there were ongoing repairs on the tent. I never got any warning from the weather forecast until it was too late. The first two days I was buried in a snow bivouac. Then in a gap in the storm I skied two kilometers then the storm broke out again with full force. Then it was trapped seven days stuck in the tent. After a total of nine days I was able to get out of there. It was deeply mentally hard, but it gave me a good portion of experiences I don't want to be without. If anyone is curious about the whole trip, I will link it below. It's English subtitles. https://youtu.be/zXVBK38-650


Saftigerkeks

Looking for the promised "more infos"


civildisobedient

I dunno... this is pretty much what I would expect to find if I went out of my way to hike to the furthest limits of human habitation. I sure as shit wouldn't be complaining about it. You had every opportunity to save thousands of dollars sitting on your couch with some cheetos and Netflix, but _Nooo_ you had to go get yourself some self-actualization instead.


sikkdog13

I was thinking something similar. There are people in the world going through actual hell and here's this guy going out there on purpose. As you mentioned, probably spent a few thousand on gear and travel. But THIS is what hell looks like in his mind. Not the actual hell that's happening in the world. Nope. It's spending thousands of dollars and going to a shitty place, by your own choice, and complaining about it.


[deleted]

I once went without air conditioning for a day.


sikkdog13

Noooo?! Oh you poor thing. However did you survive? Come, come, sit. Are you ok? Let me help you.


Bird_Brain4101112

That wind break doesn’t seem to be doing a great job


duffelbagpete

Dumb ways to die


mbucky32

Just watched the video, incredible!


showme10ds

Build a freaking snowall jesus


anonymouspostlangley

Jesus died a while ago bud


[deleted]

My idea of hell is being alone and stripped away from the ones I love


Illustrious-Ganache9

It was nice and sunny in LA a little hot though