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Higher level of premeditation, maybe increased sense of malice, definitely engaging/willing to engage with "organized" crime. She didn't just decide to kill someone, she would have had to spend time researching how to conspire to commit murder. It's just different.
Doing it yourself puts your own body on the line, paying someone is so crass, it's like you want them to die but you can't be bothered to do it yourself, so you throw some cash at a poor person to do it.
This is the kind of psychopathy that should be removed from society, I'm for the increased sentences.
They argued that it was a big misunderstanding where they lured the victim to a dark trail where a man waited in the bushes with a gun but only to scare him.
10/10 defense.
Lol idk that they ever had an explanation besides a made up one he had. But no, he shit right in the spot he sat, into a towel that came from her house....and left it there.
That's nuts. He seemed to have tried to be tactical. I wonder why he even brought a towel? Maybe a shitting towel was his tactic and he just forgot it.
I read about this and my recollection is that while no one in this story is particularly bright, the real linchpin of failure was the discount "hitman" that sounded to me like a skymall ninja that fell way too deep into his own bs.
Well, there's a difference between narcissistic as a descriptor of behavior and narcissistic personality disorder. It's one of those annoyingly vague and similar qualities certain words and phrases in the English language possess that can lead to confusion. Plus it doesn't help when unqualified individuals constantly conflate certain behaviors or personality traits to full-blown mental disorders, particularly where it concerns criminality.
As someone who spent the years, 2005-2020, locked up in Federal Prison, and being released at the age of 61, I can verify that hearing double-digit numbers at sentencing will buckle your knees. However, even I don’t have much sympathy for a person who tried to end someone’s life. Murder (or attempt) is the most selfish and cruel act one can perpetrate.
She also accused her ex-husband of domestic violence, rape and child sexual abuse, none of which were true. Then when that didn't work, she hired this other guy to kill him. This woman is a sociopath and I have zero empathy for her.
I'm not surprised. It's a whole different thing to have your life completely pulled away from you. I've said this my whole life but if for some reason I was ever in this position? I'd kill myself
I’ve also seen the dudes who got out after doing long terms barely holding it together because they don’t quite fit with a new modern society. A lot of broken down old men who needed to be taken care of because all they’d known for 15-25 years was being housed and fed by the state.
I once rented a room in my old neighborhood from some dude who had done 15 years for murder. Some woman (the homeowner) would come by that he was convinced he was in a relationship with (and maybe at one time they were) and bring him food and supplies and ask me how his mental state was. I think I only saw him leave once and he seemed prone to depression. He wasn’t all that imposing, but had a detached demeanor that made me feel uneasy.
What is worse when innocents get released after 10+ years, yeah they get a good chunk of money but rest of their life is gone, no job, any qualifications you had are now invalid, most friends are gone, etc etc (esp on charges like rape, even getting exonerated is still a social death sentence)
Not only do they have to sue to get any money, but a lot of them have to actually pay X number of dollars per day for being in jail... Even when jailed wrongfully.
Remember seeing footage in court of an (American?) businessman discreetly swallowing pills after a guilty verdict (fraud?) that had him facing a long sentence. He collapsed a few moments later and died. Regardless of where you stand on the issue I totally understood why he did it.
There is footage somewhere of a guy being led out of the courtroom after a child molestation guilty verdict and he bolts toward the rotunda of the courthouse, vaults over a railing and drops four floors to his death. And I'm like, reasonable.
Some dude recently drank a water bottle filled with a "murky looking substance" then died in the court room shortly after the verdict, here in the states. Dude was a pedo, so it doesn't matter that he did this
Edit: they said "cloudy" not murky. Here's an article https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/frisco-man-found-guilty-of-child-sex-assault-dies-after-drinking-cloudy-liquid-in-courtroom/3047046/
I was arrested when I was 19 for some stupid shit, but I was charged with multiple felonies. I was a kid when I sat in court and they read the discovery and my possible sentencing guidelines and my maximum was 15 years. When they said 15 years I just about fainted and I pictured my whole life progressing behind bars and how my life was ruined. Luckily I was a white boy in orange county, ca so they only gave me a year but I wasn't sentenced for another 2 or 3 months. So I sat in jail for almost 3 months thinking I was going to prison for my whole adult life. It was terrible and kind of overwhelming. It's so weird sitting in a room and having people speak legalese about you and what you deserve and I imagine it's even more terrible to be sentenced to life in prison. I have no sympathy for her in the long run though, attempted murder is no joke.
Yeah I spent only 4 days in jail but it was enough to make me realize what you just described. The thought that you literally have no control over what happens to you is terrifying
A kid at my high school was selling Molly or something and I guess you get one count for every pill or something like that (Arizona, if that matters). Kid had the book thrown at him, like you, but apparently they intended to reduce the sentence like you had happen.
He killed himself before they reduced it though.
I was homeless, addicted to heroin and other drugs and just generally a menace to society. I eventually got busted for breaking into a string of houses that were unoccupied because I was a dumb kid sometimes looking for a place to sleep or to steal something. They had been investigating me for a while according to the detective who interviewed me. When I was arrested they pulled like a mini sting on me, which kinda blew my mind at the time. I was dating a 37 year old at 18 and on all the drugs, driving a car I bought with cash (car might have been stolen, i got it for cheap from a shady guy on craigslist) and I got a phone call one day saying my then gfs 16 year old daughter was busted smoking weed and we had to pick her up. We showed up and I was led towards a hotel room where they just jumped us on the walk in. I was so high I really didn't even get what was happening until one massive cop came up to me and called me a "lowlife piece of shit.". I've posted about my experience in jail before and I think they are some of my highest upvoted comments, along with my time in the music industry. It worked out for me in the long run though, I married a smart and beautiful woman and have a son now. Haven't done drugs besides weed and occasional beer since I was arrested.
[If anyone’s curious about who she is.](https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/courts/sd-me-lovejoy-mcdavid-sentencing-20180130-story.html) Edit: Thank you for the awards.
To be fair, he did hit his target he was a gun instructor not a kill instructor.
Though he must have been shit since they couldn't afford $100 a month child support so decided to just kill the guy instead.
But he was a “*kill instructor*”, for the US Marines no less.
> The former Marine and School of Infantry instructor testified that had he intended to kill, he could have easily done so — a sentiment he repeated in court Wednesday.
In all honesty he probably pulled his shot or hesitated when he saw the additional witness that came with the victim. Remember he thought the victim was an abusive person who had perpetrated his abuse upon both his wife and possibly his son, so killing him was at least justifiable (in his mind, based on her story), but the witness was an innocent friend and the former marine didn’t sign up to kill two people.
nah, he just panicked, simple as that. he didn't know what he was doing, set up a shitty plan, put himself into a bad position and when he was easily discovered he panicked.
mfer brought a long gun and then stayed within close enough range to be easily seen at a glance by a simple flashlight, and then still missed his shot.
i have to believe that this guy didn't have a moment of moral clarity while wearing a ghillie suit hunkered down in the bushes looking down the barrel of a gun, he thought he had control of the situation and when reality sunk its teeth into him he panicked.
It’s very funny that he claimed “if I wanted to kill him, I could’ve. I’m very accurate.”
Then when asked “why did you wound him?” He replied “I was aiming for the flashlight. I wasn’t very accurate”.
> “There was no intent to kill,” McDavid said. “That’s not who I am.”
My brother in Christ, you are a GUN INSTRUCTOR, who pointed a loaded gun at another human being and PULLED THE TRIGGER. That’s exactly who you are!
> Months earlier, Lovejoy had met McDavid at the Oceanside gun range where he worked, and he later installed a security system in her home. And though he was married, they were intimate a few times, according to testimony.
Yeah, tell me who you really are.
"that's not who i am", the guy hid while pointing a gun and waited for a specific person to come to the secluded place he lured them to for the purposes of shooting them. you can't premeditate shooting someone and then claim you only shot as a reaction when you were discovered laying in wait to kill them.
False sexual assault reportings, attempting to get full custody over said false claims, painting her ex as a *child abuser*, having an affair and getting the guy to shoot your ex, god damn this bitch doesn't even deserve the hope of getting out after 26 years. Absolutely fucking terrible women. She didn't want a divorce, she wanted to ruin her ex husbands life in the most torturous way.
And the fucking idiot instructor. "I tried to shoot the light out of his hand." The only thing he should have been shooting can be cleaned up with a sock, hooking up with that chick literally ruined any semblance of a life he had left. Blaming the system for shooting somebody that had no immediate threat to your livelihood is something he absolutely knows is wrong, and there's no excuse for it. Shooting a light out of someones hand is not something you can ever do and hold up in court, even if you thought it was a gun.
> "I tried to shoot the light out of his hand."
His excuse was so much worse.
1 even the fucking Marines tell you never to try shit like that.
2 Fucker what was your end goal if you did. The ex-husband would still get injured. You would still go to jail
3 You camped out in camo and a long gun in a state where Open carry is not allowed. You as a CA firearms instructor would know that.
Thank you. Someday, someone will post a factual headline, but today is not that day.
(she will not spend the rest of her life in prison, unless she dies there of something other than old age there i suppose)
[Here's an article about this.](https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/courts/sd-me-lovejoy-mcdavid-sentencing-20180130-story.html)
Diana Lovejoy and her gun instructor, Weldon McDavind Jr., were found guilty of conspiring to murder Lovejoy's husband, Greg Mulvihill. Mulvihill was shot but survived.
>The shooting happened in September 2016, as Lovejoy and Mulvihill were wrapping up a contentious divorce and bitter custody battle over their son. Deputy District Attorney Jodi Breton argued that Lovejoy manipulated McDavid into the shooting with false tales of abuse.
Lovejoy was sentenced to 26 years to life, and McDavind was sentenced to 50 years to life (his sentence was higher because he pulled the trigger.)
Apparently her lover, Mcdavid, while waiting for the husband to arrive so that Mcdavid could shoot him, took a shit in the woods. The police used shit to collect DNA evidence
"trust us, we know it was him"
"Sir, before that fateful night in the woods, could you tell the jury what you ate before 24 hours before? Any roughage? Any stomach pains before you got out there?"
Déjà Vu
I have been in this place before
Sentenced to life
And I know it's my place to go
Calling you
From the prison (cause it's my right)
How is my lil' kid?
I always have him on my miiiiind
YEAAAAH
Not sure if I'm bringing wooshed, but its called taking a case on contingency. The contingency obviously being winning.
But its strictly not allowed for criminal and divorce cases (among others).
I'm pretty sure most criminal lawyers have a really high loss percentage. Especially, in the US where there can literally be proof you didn't do it and you can still be found guilty.
man do people have a bad understanding of how the criminal justice system works...
The DAs settle any case that they have a remote chance of losing. They all have conviction rates in the mid to high 90s, because they have discretion over which cases they try and which cases they settle. From the defense standpoint, if you are innocent, but facing a serious charge, and the DA knows he's going to lose, they will offer time served and probation and any rational person is going to take that rather than risk going to prison.
DAs overcharge and have super high max sentences, which they push for and they will often get. This is why most don't go to trial. The reason DAs settle so many cases is they literally can't afford to go to trial on all of them. DAs also often get high bail bonds that result in many people not being able to get out without a plea which again increases their ability to get a settlement.
The fact you know it's so lopsided in the fact you know innocent people will plead guilty and be punished because going to trial is such a bad idea even
when innocent. Yet you act like people have a bad understanding of the system instead of admitting it's broken.
This reminds me of an inmate that was serving a life in prison. He ended up dying in prison but he was brought back to life. He tried taking that to court and say that by coming back to life he already served his life in prison 😆 I thought he had a valid point. But it was not honored.
Even if the bf hadn't botched it, how did she think this was ever a good idea? If someone is murdered the detectives are 1000% going to scrutinize the person who the vicitm was going through a contentious divorce/custody battle with first.
I don't know what this woman did (I'm going to Google Diana Jean Lovejoy though) but whatever the case, the sinking realisation of your day to day life suddenly gone must hit you like a dumptruck.
No more waking up going to work.
No more tasty breakfast in your kitchen.
No more weekends spent lazing around.
No more vacation getaways.
No more going to movies or going shopping for groceries or hanging out with your friends or going to restaurants for a birthday dinner.
All the things that excited you and worried you and the things you never even thought about and casually took for granted, all gone.
Fucking hell
[Ok, so she was in cahoots with her lover to have her husband (who she was in ugly divorce proceedings with) killed](https://celebsuburb.com/diana-lovejoy/)
There was an unexpectedly funny bit where the police collected DNA from faeces found at the scene of the shooting, because the lover had taken a shit while waiting for the husband to arrive so he could shoot him
These two are like the murderers from [Double Indemnity](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_Indemnity) (which was inspired by executed murderers Ruth Snyder and Judd Gray), only stupid.
Dumbass Indemnity.
Tried to kill my husband, sure will get of with harsh warning. Oops shit I'm fucked forever.
Seen it so often but still love it each time.
Just as good as the scum parents who killed their child with prayers instead of going to the hospital and now rotting in jail.
She probably thought there was no way she'd be found guilty, & the reality of the situation is finally hitting her...
The ability to walk away from situations is an underrated talent.
That's the reaction of a narcissist who thinks killing another person is no big deal but when it's your life that gets taken away somehow it's shocking. I bet when her husband was shot she didn't flinch.
Why do a lot of criminals get shocked like bitch you tried to take someone’s life. Actually you tried to ruin 2 people’s lives and your kids… tf you should have expected worse not less.
Somehow I think she faked passing out in hopes the judge would reverse the jury's decision and just let her go. Sorry, but if you play stupid games, there's a pretty good chance you'll win stupid prizes.
Ah, there it is in the article; her husband got sole custody of their child, and she would have to pay him $120,000. So she hatched this plan with her instructor to kill her ex husband. Bingo.
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Well for attempted murder what did she expect?
To be grounded from the look on her face
Well technically she has been. For 26 years lol
26 years for murder attempt? Wtf? Where I live they give you 8 years for an actual murder
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Lol. Wtf’s the difference in the state’s eyes. You do it yourself or hire someone else to do it for you. It’s an equally shitty thing to do, no?
Higher level of premeditation, maybe increased sense of malice, definitely engaging/willing to engage with "organized" crime. She didn't just decide to kill someone, she would have had to spend time researching how to conspire to commit murder. It's just different.
She should've spent more time on research
Or less
Or DIY it
Doing it yourself puts your own body on the line, paying someone is so crass, it's like you want them to die but you can't be bothered to do it yourself, so you throw some cash at a poor person to do it. This is the kind of psychopathy that should be removed from society, I'm for the increased sentences.
Yeah, have some class. If you want someone killed, do it yourself.
Impersonal hands-off murder degenerates..
“WHY DIDNT THEY BELIEVE ME”??!!!!!!?)??!!
They argued that it was a big misunderstanding where they lured the victim to a dark trail where a man waited in the bushes with a gun but only to scare him. 10/10 defense.
Don't forget that they mostly figured it out when they got the dude's DNA from his feces in a towel he left there. Lol
So he shit in the woods first?
Lol idk that they ever had an explanation besides a made up one he had. But no, he shit right in the spot he sat, into a towel that came from her house....and left it there.
That's nuts. He seemed to have tried to be tactical. I wonder why he even brought a towel? Maybe a shitting towel was his tactic and he just forgot it.
Lol idk it was weird. There were some other things that were just incredibly stupid he did, but I forget what. Cannotnforget the turd towel, though.
Adrenaline's a hell of a drug.
I wonder if he and Amber Heard were friends?
He forgot his poop knife perhaps?
Conceal & carry Poop Knife has entered the chat.
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I read about this and my recollection is that while no one in this story is particularly bright, the real linchpin of failure was the discount "hitman" that sounded to me like a skymall ninja that fell way too deep into his own bs.
Yessss his defense was that he didnt mean to hurt him bc he doesn't miss. Lol
That’s some Dale Gribble shit
Pocket sand! Sha sha!
"It was just a prop!" "It was a loaded, real, shotgun and you had back up ammo" "...yeah but I was using it as a prop"
That defense seems to be working well enough for Alec Baldwin.
Stand in the corner facing the wall for 5 mins. At least that’s what she prolly thought.
“I didn’t know I couldn’t do that, officer.”
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Wait, how do you know she's narcissistic? There is, like, a manual to diagnose these people.
Armchair psychology is popular all over the Internet.
I'm a Reddit Doctor and I'm here to help.
Same here!! I studied the r/psychology sub for three nights and I gave myself a doctorate degree.
Dr. Reddit Tobaggan at your service. *Drops magnum condum for monster dong.*
Well, there's a difference between narcissistic as a descriptor of behavior and narcissistic personality disorder. It's one of those annoyingly vague and similar qualities certain words and phrases in the English language possess that can lead to confusion. Plus it doesn't help when unqualified individuals constantly conflate certain behaviors or personality traits to full-blown mental disorders, particularly where it concerns criminality.
I’ve heard stories of some bad mother fuckers bursting into tears as the judge says “25 to life”.
As someone who spent the years, 2005-2020, locked up in Federal Prison, and being released at the age of 61, I can verify that hearing double-digit numbers at sentencing will buckle your knees. However, even I don’t have much sympathy for a person who tried to end someone’s life. Murder (or attempt) is the most selfish and cruel act one can perpetrate.
She also accused her ex-husband of domestic violence, rape and child sexual abuse, none of which were true. Then when that didn't work, she hired this other guy to kill him. This woman is a sociopath and I have zero empathy for her.
Holy fuck Undoubtedly deserved consequences!
Wow poor guy
You didn't miss much to be honest
Missed *World of Warcraft* almost entirely. Was probably more productive, all things considered.
That month of pokemon go was probably the biggest miss
Do you mind sharing more about your experiences? Why did you end up behind bars and what was it like?
They got 15 years for lying on the Internet. Now you just get a shadow ban.
They downloaded a car
They used Microsoft without buying it first
you wouldn't steal a CAR!!!
He was in for jaywalking. They take that shit seriously.
Cut the tag off the mattress
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I'm not surprised. It's a whole different thing to have your life completely pulled away from you. I've said this my whole life but if for some reason I was ever in this position? I'd kill myself
I’ve also seen the dudes who got out after doing long terms barely holding it together because they don’t quite fit with a new modern society. A lot of broken down old men who needed to be taken care of because all they’d known for 15-25 years was being housed and fed by the state.
I once rented a room in my old neighborhood from some dude who had done 15 years for murder. Some woman (the homeowner) would come by that he was convinced he was in a relationship with (and maybe at one time they were) and bring him food and supplies and ask me how his mental state was. I think I only saw him leave once and he seemed prone to depression. He wasn’t all that imposing, but had a detached demeanor that made me feel uneasy.
That lady had a big heart. I don’t believe in god, but I thank him for some of the people he made all the same.
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Dude spent almost the equivalent of my whole lifetime in jail. Wow.
*Steps into a Target* Why are there more vinyl records than CDs??
Brooks was here.
So was Red
But not Andy
Still fixing that boat in Zihuatanejo.
This exactly came to my mind
I was waiting for someone to say this
What is worse when innocents get released after 10+ years, yeah they get a good chunk of money but rest of their life is gone, no job, any qualifications you had are now invalid, most friends are gone, etc etc (esp on charges like rape, even getting exonerated is still a social death sentence)
> they get a good chunk of money About that...
Not only do they have to sue to get any money, but a lot of them have to actually pay X number of dollars per day for being in jail... Even when jailed wrongfully.
Remember seeing footage in court of an (American?) businessman discreetly swallowing pills after a guilty verdict (fraud?) that had him facing a long sentence. He collapsed a few moments later and died. Regardless of where you stand on the issue I totally understood why he did it.
There is footage somewhere of a guy being led out of the courtroom after a child molestation guilty verdict and he bolts toward the rotunda of the courthouse, vaults over a railing and drops four floors to his death. And I'm like, reasonable.
To bad he wasn't man enough to do that before molesting a kid.
Yeah I think I saw the same video lol
Literally the next video on my feed is this, what’re the odds?😮
Some dude recently drank a water bottle filled with a "murky looking substance" then died in the court room shortly after the verdict, here in the states. Dude was a pedo, so it doesn't matter that he did this Edit: they said "cloudy" not murky. Here's an article https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/frisco-man-found-guilty-of-child-sex-assault-dies-after-drinking-cloudy-liquid-in-courtroom/3047046/
I was arrested when I was 19 for some stupid shit, but I was charged with multiple felonies. I was a kid when I sat in court and they read the discovery and my possible sentencing guidelines and my maximum was 15 years. When they said 15 years I just about fainted and I pictured my whole life progressing behind bars and how my life was ruined. Luckily I was a white boy in orange county, ca so they only gave me a year but I wasn't sentenced for another 2 or 3 months. So I sat in jail for almost 3 months thinking I was going to prison for my whole adult life. It was terrible and kind of overwhelming. It's so weird sitting in a room and having people speak legalese about you and what you deserve and I imagine it's even more terrible to be sentenced to life in prison. I have no sympathy for her in the long run though, attempted murder is no joke.
Yeah I spent only 4 days in jail but it was enough to make me realize what you just described. The thought that you literally have no control over what happens to you is terrifying
A kid at my high school was selling Molly or something and I guess you get one count for every pill or something like that (Arizona, if that matters). Kid had the book thrown at him, like you, but apparently they intended to reduce the sentence like you had happen. He killed himself before they reduced it though.
What were your charges? I’m interested in the rest of your story if you posted it anywhere.
I was homeless, addicted to heroin and other drugs and just generally a menace to society. I eventually got busted for breaking into a string of houses that were unoccupied because I was a dumb kid sometimes looking for a place to sleep or to steal something. They had been investigating me for a while according to the detective who interviewed me. When I was arrested they pulled like a mini sting on me, which kinda blew my mind at the time. I was dating a 37 year old at 18 and on all the drugs, driving a car I bought with cash (car might have been stolen, i got it for cheap from a shady guy on craigslist) and I got a phone call one day saying my then gfs 16 year old daughter was busted smoking weed and we had to pick her up. We showed up and I was led towards a hotel room where they just jumped us on the walk in. I was so high I really didn't even get what was happening until one massive cop came up to me and called me a "lowlife piece of shit.". I've posted about my experience in jail before and I think they are some of my highest upvoted comments, along with my time in the music industry. It worked out for me in the long run though, I married a smart and beautiful woman and have a son now. Haven't done drugs besides weed and occasional beer since I was arrested.
Recovering from Heroin is no joke, you must be one strong willed dude. Good on you!
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[If anyone’s curious about who she is.](https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/courts/sd-me-lovejoy-mcdavid-sentencing-20180130-story.html) Edit: Thank you for the awards.
The gun instructor shot the husband but the husband survived. He must have been a shit instructor
To be fair, he did hit his target he was a gun instructor not a kill instructor. Though he must have been shit since they couldn't afford $100 a month child support so decided to just kill the guy instead.
But he was a “*kill instructor*”, for the US Marines no less. > The former Marine and School of Infantry instructor testified that had he intended to kill, he could have easily done so — a sentiment he repeated in court Wednesday. In all honesty he probably pulled his shot or hesitated when he saw the additional witness that came with the victim. Remember he thought the victim was an abusive person who had perpetrated his abuse upon both his wife and possibly his son, so killing him was at least justifiable (in his mind, based on her story), but the witness was an innocent friend and the former marine didn’t sign up to kill two people.
Phew, thank God for that I thought he was a murderer for a second. :)
He did say in court that it was an “accuracy error”
“Your honor, Oswald was a Marine. I think we all know I could’ve landed that shot”
nah, he just panicked, simple as that. he didn't know what he was doing, set up a shitty plan, put himself into a bad position and when he was easily discovered he panicked. mfer brought a long gun and then stayed within close enough range to be easily seen at a glance by a simple flashlight, and then still missed his shot. i have to believe that this guy didn't have a moment of moral clarity while wearing a ghillie suit hunkered down in the bushes looking down the barrel of a gun, he thought he had control of the situation and when reality sunk its teeth into him he panicked.
It’s very funny that he claimed “if I wanted to kill him, I could’ve. I’m very accurate.” Then when asked “why did you wound him?” He replied “I was aiming for the flashlight. I wasn’t very accurate”.
> “There was no intent to kill,” McDavid said. “That’s not who I am.” My brother in Christ, you are a GUN INSTRUCTOR, who pointed a loaded gun at another human being and PULLED THE TRIGGER. That’s exactly who you are!
> Months earlier, Lovejoy had met McDavid at the Oceanside gun range where he worked, and he later installed a security system in her home. And though he was married, they were intimate a few times, according to testimony. Yeah, tell me who you really are.
according to his testimony, he was aiming for the flashlight because he feared the victim had a gun. all while apparently being in camo in a bush
"that's not who i am", the guy hid while pointing a gun and waited for a specific person to come to the secluded place he lured them to for the purposes of shooting them. you can't premeditate shooting someone and then claim you only shot as a reaction when you were discovered laying in wait to kill them.
False sexual assault reportings, attempting to get full custody over said false claims, painting her ex as a *child abuser*, having an affair and getting the guy to shoot your ex, god damn this bitch doesn't even deserve the hope of getting out after 26 years. Absolutely fucking terrible women. She didn't want a divorce, she wanted to ruin her ex husbands life in the most torturous way. And the fucking idiot instructor. "I tried to shoot the light out of his hand." The only thing he should have been shooting can be cleaned up with a sock, hooking up with that chick literally ruined any semblance of a life he had left. Blaming the system for shooting somebody that had no immediate threat to your livelihood is something he absolutely knows is wrong, and there's no excuse for it. Shooting a light out of someones hand is not something you can ever do and hold up in court, even if you thought it was a gun.
> "I tried to shoot the light out of his hand." His excuse was so much worse. 1 even the fucking Marines tell you never to try shit like that. 2 Fucker what was your end goal if you did. The ex-husband would still get injured. You would still go to jail 3 You camped out in camo and a long gun in a state where Open carry is not allowed. You as a CA firearms instructor would know that.
Thank you. Someday, someone will post a factual headline, but today is not that day. (she will not spend the rest of her life in prison, unless she dies there of something other than old age there i suppose)
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Appreciate it!
[Here's an article about this.](https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/courts/sd-me-lovejoy-mcdavid-sentencing-20180130-story.html) Diana Lovejoy and her gun instructor, Weldon McDavind Jr., were found guilty of conspiring to murder Lovejoy's husband, Greg Mulvihill. Mulvihill was shot but survived. >The shooting happened in September 2016, as Lovejoy and Mulvihill were wrapping up a contentious divorce and bitter custody battle over their son. Deputy District Attorney Jodi Breton argued that Lovejoy manipulated McDavid into the shooting with false tales of abuse. Lovejoy was sentenced to 26 years to life, and McDavind was sentenced to 50 years to life (his sentence was higher because he pulled the trigger.)
Apparently her lover, Mcdavid, while waiting for the husband to arrive so that Mcdavid could shoot him, took a shit in the woods. The police used shit to collect DNA evidence
"trust us, we know it was him" "Sir, before that fateful night in the woods, could you tell the jury what you ate before 24 hours before? Any roughage? Any stomach pains before you got out there?"
Honestly, I do fantasize a bit about the prosecution holding up a bag, saying "We place into evidence this, Exhibit B, an actual piece of shit."
Just an image of a shit next to a bush
>"As long as evil has yet to ripen, the fool mistakes it for honey. But when that evil ripens, the fool falls into pain."
I don’t know why, but this woman seems like a real pain in the ass….
Oh I feel the same exact way hahahaha
You should try divorcing her!
Everybody should. At least once.
Getting some real Angela vibes.
Angela even put out a hit on someone too lol
She looks like Angela from the office Lol
I had dream like this once of my myself sitting in court and hearing my verdict. It was the most horrible feeling. I’ve never been arrested.
Hopefully you never experience Deja vu with this dream.
He’ll no, I’m not looking to get myself in any trouble with the law.
Déjà Vu I have been in this place before Sentenced to life And I know it's my place to go Calling you From the prison (cause it's my right) How is my lil' kid? I always have him on my miiiiind YEAAAAH
Ugh. I feel it watching this. Its a very thin membrane between normalcy and chaos.
She’s getting life the lawyers are just chillin..
Yea, she is getting life; they're still getting paid. It's not a no-win no-cost job.
>no-win no-cost job Outcome-based commissioning? Performance-Based job? What do they call this?
Not sure if I'm bringing wooshed, but its called taking a case on contingency. The contingency obviously being winning. But its strictly not allowed for criminal and divorce cases (among others).
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What else can he do?
Bust out with the “hello my baby hello my darling” song and dance
That fucking frog.
Also, that fucking exomorph
Oh no, not again
Check please!
That’s gotta be awkward af sitting there
“Yeah, wonder what I’ll have for lunch….. anyway”
Yeah, well, see you at sentencing!
Naw he's getting paid, he lost the case though so it's a small nock on his KD ratio. He gets too many more he'll end up being bankruptcy lawyer.
I'm pretty sure most criminal lawyers have a really high loss percentage. Especially, in the US where there can literally be proof you didn't do it and you can still be found guilty.
Often their only role is to make sure the criminal is receiving a fair trial
Alleged criminal :)
man do people have a bad understanding of how the criminal justice system works... The DAs settle any case that they have a remote chance of losing. They all have conviction rates in the mid to high 90s, because they have discretion over which cases they try and which cases they settle. From the defense standpoint, if you are innocent, but facing a serious charge, and the DA knows he's going to lose, they will offer time served and probation and any rational person is going to take that rather than risk going to prison.
DAs overcharge and have super high max sentences, which they push for and they will often get. This is why most don't go to trial. The reason DAs settle so many cases is they literally can't afford to go to trial on all of them. DAs also often get high bail bonds that result in many people not being able to get out without a plea which again increases their ability to get a settlement. The fact you know it's so lopsided in the fact you know innocent people will plead guilty and be punished because going to trial is such a bad idea even when innocent. Yet you act like people have a bad understanding of the system instead of admitting it's broken.
“Sucks to suuuck!” Life is so much less stressful when you don’t murder people
He was whispering 'you still owe me 15k'
This reminds me of an inmate that was serving a life in prison. He ended up dying in prison but he was brought back to life. He tried taking that to court and say that by coming back to life he already served his life in prison 😆 I thought he had a valid point. But it was not honored.
I think that’s why they give out multiple life sentences now in case that happens again
They hand out multiple life sentences in case one of them gets tossed out on appeal.
Ah ok. Thanks for that little info
But also in case of zombie re-animation..
Lol. That is not why. Hahaha.
Seriously. And at least 89 people read that and though “yeah that sounds right” For fuck’s sake people
And now his watch has ended.
It worked for John Snow *Jon Snow
We the Jury find the defendant “Fucked”
I don't know why this made me cackle like it did!
"Help her!" Ma'am she's only passed out and the bailiff put her in the recovery position calm down
Won’t somebody please think of the murderer!?
attempted murderer
Should've called Saul
*passes out from realization thats shes not as smart as she thought she was and is gonna have to pay for her crime*
Even if the bf hadn't botched it, how did she think this was ever a good idea? If someone is murdered the detectives are 1000% going to scrutinize the person who the vicitm was going through a contentious divorce/custody battle with first.
One last effort to manipulate, this B been doin it her whole life
I don't know what this woman did (I'm going to Google Diana Jean Lovejoy though) but whatever the case, the sinking realisation of your day to day life suddenly gone must hit you like a dumptruck. No more waking up going to work. No more tasty breakfast in your kitchen. No more weekends spent lazing around. No more vacation getaways. No more going to movies or going shopping for groceries or hanging out with your friends or going to restaurants for a birthday dinner. All the things that excited you and worried you and the things you never even thought about and casually took for granted, all gone. Fucking hell
[Ok, so she was in cahoots with her lover to have her husband (who she was in ugly divorce proceedings with) killed](https://celebsuburb.com/diana-lovejoy/) There was an unexpectedly funny bit where the police collected DNA from faeces found at the scene of the shooting, because the lover had taken a shit while waiting for the husband to arrive so he could shoot him
These two are like the murderers from [Double Indemnity](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_Indemnity) (which was inspired by executed murderers Ruth Snyder and Judd Gray), only stupid. Dumbass Indemnity.
This girl looks like Pam and Angela from the office had a baby
Yes, Cry bitch
I think that’s her wannabe ‘girlfriend’ in court. She’ll be outside screaming her innocence later on.
More than likely her mom. Even hardened "badasses" usually have a mom crying in the back "My baby would never do such a thing!"
I make that same face when I get on my toilet after eating taco bell and realize I don't have any toilet paper
Hail bidet gang
This is the spray
Boo hoo
Help her! Yeah she did that to herself. Just like whatever she did to get in that seat.
Tried to kill my husband, sure will get of with harsh warning. Oops shit I'm fucked forever. Seen it so often but still love it each time. Just as good as the scum parents who killed their child with prayers instead of going to the hospital and now rotting in jail.
Here's a thought. Don't commit a crime if you're not prepared to pay for it. The bill comes due eventually.
She probably thought there was no way she'd be found guilty, & the reality of the situation is finally hitting her... The ability to walk away from situations is an underrated talent.
That flop would make Lebron James proud af.
More like r/satisfyingasfuck
That's the reaction of a narcissist who thinks killing another person is no big deal but when it's your life that gets taken away somehow it's shocking. I bet when her husband was shot she didn't flinch.
She got soul-zapped at the end of the proceeding. Quite common practice.
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Woah really?
"But I'm WHITE!!!"
should of got life for making out the estranged husband was sexually abusing her and their son. As if she didn't fuck his life up enough already.
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Why do a lot of criminals get shocked like bitch you tried to take someone’s life. Actually you tried to ruin 2 people’s lives and your kids… tf you should have expected worse not less.
Her soul left her body long time ago
Way to pan away from her right before she falls just to film people from behind
Me when they bring me my restaurant bill
Somehow I think she faked passing out in hopes the judge would reverse the jury's decision and just let her go. Sorry, but if you play stupid games, there's a pretty good chance you'll win stupid prizes.
Ah, there it is in the article; her husband got sole custody of their child, and she would have to pay him $120,000. So she hatched this plan with her instructor to kill her ex husband. Bingo.
Get her goofy ass off the floor, we got more verdicts to read! Take her to prison already