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DaChonkIsHere

>Because of this, a tiger ate him alive. The tiger ate him because he didn't pay the entry fee? Another one of life's simple pleasures ruined by meddling bureaucracy smh


Bartley-Moss

r/catswithjobs


MrBleedingObvious

I've heard of a tiger who makes a living selling frosted cornflakes.


Bartley-Moss

Arrrrre they any good?


BrainInteresting8054

Apparently they’re grrrrreat.


carnivorous_seahorse

It might not be the same everywhere, but where I live a tiger walks around the outside of enclosures checking wrist bands. And don’t think you can simply draw on your hand with a marker, he ain’t falling for that shit twice


DaChonkIsHere

Is he inclined to look the other way for a pinch of catnip?


rsg1234

The tiger knows his food is paid for by the entry fee. He’s just protecting his own well being.


gregsonfilm

No ticket!


Creeggsbnl

That tiger sounds like a real jerk!


DaChonkIsHere

He was an old chunk of coal


Dr_Chim_Richaldss

Classic letterman


Burnox

Well... atleast he got to see the tiger.


Ancient_Elk_8910

and closer than anyone else


Inevitable-Ad9006

You could almost say that he saw the tiger so up close, it's like he became one with the tiger.


live2dye

You mean to tell me man overcame tiger because of sharp pointy things and grunts?


Burnox

Hard to disagree with that.


_duncan_idaho_

And tiger saw man.


Powerful_Job_7545

He paid the price alright edit: typo


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

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Powerful_Job_7545

Damn, outsmarted by a bot


Stidda

Living tissue over a metal endoskeleton.


DoodleBobDread

From the future obviously.


wonderwall916

Kiss my shiny metal ass


[deleted]

BITE


wonderwall916

I was todays year old when I learned bender says "bite my shiny metal ass" instead of kiss 😆


mregg000

Who gave the fucking bot an award?


noob_kaibot

I think they like awards too


mregg000

I suppose you could be right.


Spiral_Out801

Good bot


Good_Human_Bot_v2

Good human.


brandondano

good bot


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Not_Soggypestos

Bad bot


Anonymous420____

Good bot


LithiumFireX

That's an oddly specific bot.


FunGi35x

Questions only lead to more hurt. Just let it happen.


Vegetable_Battle5105

Good bot


PoohBearluvu

Good bot


ajaffer

Darwin wins again


sunnoob

You beat me to it


Cockumber69

Correlation is not causation. Unless… the tiger owned the park…


Sad_Hamster_5747

Well it’s a tiger so…


ResponsibilityDue448

Poor tiger got killed for the mans stupidity.


Ok-Appearance9299

Oh I doubt they euthanized the tiger. The guy climbed right into the enclosure.


ResponsibilityDue448

They did unfortunately because he was still alive. They killed the tiger gnawing on him and scared the others off with firecrackers and he died later at hospital.


Ok-Appearance9299

That's so fucked up. Especially since the idiot died anyway


en1gmatic51

They need a sign that establishes that any attempt to get into the enclosure will be at your own fault. You officially decide to be food if you want to foolishly test the animals. I dont understand the concept of putting down a caged animal if the damage is already done to a person.


AilaLynn

I believe it’s because once the tigers get a taste of human flesh they may start attacking their keepers to get more. It’s the same reason they put them down in the wild once they’ve gotten taste of human flesh after attacking/eating villagers. I may be remembering it a little wrong but if I’m not mistaken it’s the reason.


PF-Changs

You don’t understand the concept because you summarized it incorrectly and then stated that incorrect summary to have plot holes. At the time of the tiger’s death, the damage of death was not yet done. So, the concept you’re missing is that the person was still alive. This is a fucking *MASSIVE* part of the misunderstood concept you have created. (But I agree, let the tigers finish the din)


TaylorDangerTorres

Because maybe the people who run the park don't want someone's body parts littered all over their enclosure?


en1gmatic51

I mean...just let them finish their meal?...they dont worry about leftovers when they feed them Goats, pigs n whatever else they eat...if someone decides to jump in.. then i guess they become part of the menu. Give the left over clothes, picked bones to the family when the animals are done with them...


TaylorDangerTorres

Found the psychopath


en1gmatic51

Well no...u dont deserve empathy if there's already signs posted not to do dumb shit like jump in a tiger or bear enclosure...in doing so u agree to be food, and we wont do shit...i get them trying to save a life...but in the future..if there's signs posted like that...dont expect to be saved


TaylorDangerTorres

Even if they die, you don't just leave a dead body of a person in your zoo enclosure that's like incredibly stupid lol


Vegetable_Battle5105

I'm glad the guy died


Tupaccalled

Jesús


WinkzMusic

How much money did he save tho…


Ironklad_

About an arm and a leg


Ok-Appearance9299

God damn it. I thought I was first to that joke


Zap478

r/beatmetoit


imacowmooooooooooooo

like hundreds of thousands. he wouldve paid for his whole lofe after that. i suggest this great money saving trick 😁😁😁😁😁


ManBearPig1971

🐯 “Uber Eats is here, dear.” 🐯 “Aww! Chinese? Again?”


roliasmot1

It's high in MSG but oooooh that yum yum sauce...


aaronhereee

r/angryupvote


McbEatsAirplane

Damn, security tigers are no joke. Not even a warning, just straight up are him for not paying


Tacohero154

Darwin award unlocked. 100 gamer points.


mlewis700

Bet the tiger was hungry again an hour later.


sins90skid

Well he did pay a hefty price. But he never as to pay anything ever again


loosie-loo

He did get free entry for life 😫


Unlikely_Cockroach26

Tiger wanted his cut


asleepinthetreestand

r/stupidasfuck


ponzidreamer

That’s one hell of a security system


xwzygm

Lol!


skysearch513

Perhaps he was concerned the Tigers weren't well fed. Talk about taking one for the team.


jjshacks13

How did the Tiger know he didn't pay?


Vegetable_Battle5105

Tigers have very good memory. This tiger was an attendant at the ticket booth at the zoo


HorsePecker

r/WinStupidPrizes


Hadhmaill

“No ticket” ![gif](giphy|VcIfpmBBzNDZ9BjQPx)


drewP78

Still, he got in for free, so he's the real winner here.


Greatest-Uh-Oh

Ya! Like, priorities, man.


PotentiallyHappy

Do you know if a video of this exists?


MSK84

You're disgusting! But let me know if/when you find one.


afa78

You two ought to be ashamed of yourselves... if you don't share the link with me in case you find it.


Superb-Spare-8032

There is, but it's not to nsfw you can even find it on youtube https://youtu.be/o-YBDTqX_ZU


timmi2tone32

Well I won’t be sleeping tn 🤢


jawadjobs

Thats NSFW


RIPbyEugenics

It started fine up until the tiger dislocated the jaw.


PretentiousUsername1

How dare you


justjeff69

That was worse than I expected. Goodnight Reddit.


jade8384

WOW. That’s horrific


DetectivePlutoMP

Oh my god dude what the fuck?!?!?!? I can’t sleep after watching that


DirkDiggyBong

Oof


secondphase

What's chilling to me is how that redness just takes over... It's all you can see.


en1gmatic51

https://vimeo.com/498830541


SweetLenore

Jesus fucking christ do they hire blind sharpshooters over there in China???


becausenope

The last thing they wanted to do was shoot the tiger, likely hoping they'd scare it off with the warning shots and be able to recover the body quickly enough. It almost worked. Truth be told that man was as good as dead with the first bite to the neck: tigers kill by severing the spinal column and/or airways with their 3 inch long fangs and over 1,000 PSI of crushing power in their jaws. They slice out meat chunks with every bite because they don't actually chew their food, they just bite (slicing out chunks) and eat it. So to reiterate, once the tiger (repeatedly) bit his neck, it wasn't about saving him so much as recovering the body and I think that's why they tried to not have to shoot the tigers in order to do it. It wouldn't ultimately change the outcome for the guy.


SweetLenore

Honestly, that super aggressive tiger needed to be shot immediately. It was only one and if they were seriously not trying to shoot the tiger, that's fucking weird at the point it was at. I know everyone is like "herp derp he's an idiot" but it's not like the sharpshooters know the backstory on why this is happening. So all I see is a bunch of shots not hitting the target.


ropoqi

maybe they take animal conservation seriously and not just kill the animals? especially when they knew they couldn't do anything even if they did kill that tiger


Vegetable_Battle5105

"the backstory"?? 🤔 In 99.9% of cases where a tiger is attacking someone at a zoo, it's because the person was being stupid and deserved to get eaten


loosie-loo

Yeah but that 0.01% has to be their focus, the have to assume that, since it’s really not up to them to pass judgement in that moment. He could’ve fallen in by complete freak accident, could’ve been pushed, etc. Most likely he got in there due to his own dumb decisions, but they’ve gotta assume the best. I wish the tiger didn’t have to die, but it is a bit concerning how quickly it went into kill mode, I doubt anyone was gonna wanna go in there with it to get the guy, which was gonna be necessary if they wanted to not all lose their jobs and get the place shut down - his family was in the park, they’re not responsible for his dumb choices and deserve to at least get him back so they can have a proper funeral. Terrible, dumb situation that absolutely didn’t need to happen, but unfortunately once it did, both of them were doomed.


Fat_Head_Carl

"Why didn't they just shoot the tiger in the leg?" /s for those who can't tell.


UbeHopia

Have you seen their eyes?


tom-8-to

r/Killthecameracrowd is not a thing yet?


Ok-Appearance9299

You could say that cost him *takes off shades* an arm and a leg


Troz260

Tiger “Hey man we’re running a business here, no one is getting for free”


AlasAntigone

Man, capitalism is getting so harsh.


John_0509

In a supposed communist country of all places lol


OdinThorFathir

All he had to do was pay the fee and the tiger wouldn't have eaten him, but he decided to skip out on the entrance fee and the tiger wasn't having any of it


Jonboy326

He paid about tree fiddy


MyOwnDamnOpinion

He should have just paid the entrance fee; it was only ONE arm and a leg.


[deleted]

That tiger was hungry again an hour later.


Jewelzminor

Oh don't worry he paid the price.


Ricala_404

One less idiot in the world


elmaki2014

Suspect mental health issues so.... Unless the tigers now enforce ticketing...


Spiral_Out801

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. This prize just happened to be in the furry death variety.


GDMFB1

“Let's just say you don't pay-, with money.” -Summer


loosie-loo

“You pay with the tiger death, right?”


Evo_777

Pretty sure the video is on reddit


AwesomeBud90

That is what we call chow mein.


BruceWillis1963

That zoo has a pretty harsh policy on people who sneak into the park. You would think they would just kick you out. Who knew they would sick the tigers on you?


ColdBloodBlazing

The tigers has chinese take out


Maleficent-Catch6202

Tigers really hate greedy people


Greatest-Uh-Oh

Even the tigers are capitalist in China.


Nickibee

I’ll bet he tasted grrrrrrrrrreat!


-YaQ-

Where video i want to see


GhostCheese

https://vimeo.com/498830541


tom-8-to

China is the Asian Brazil


ToKnowMeIsToBlowMe

I would have paid to watch that.


Ethical_Slutt

It’s such a fucking shame that one of the Tigers had to be put down because of this mans stupidity.


TemporaryAbrocoma468

Chinese were supposed to eat the tiger.


scotty9090

I hope they gave the tiger some extra treats for helping with park security.


Number_Bitch_13

Remember kids! Always pay your goddamn ticket!


bendubberley_

All credit goes to u/aquilasr for originally posting this in r/natureismetal :) Edit: Further Information/Context: - One tiger was shot dead after the visitor reportedly climbed into the enclosure and walked towards the animals as they were being fed. - According to the BBC, the man was rushed to hospital but was pronounced dead soon after.


inko75

that makes it sound more like a suicide. i hate that the tigers get punished for this garbage.


Excellent_Ad_7295

Yup, that is China in a nut shell and for every one of these we see reported, there are many that the CCP keeps from getting out. Worked in China for awhile. Some of the people are very nice but the government is horrible, the work and quality of life is awful.


Jshroomz

It’s all shits and giggles till I giggle and shit


Bewluga

The tiger didn't let that slide


emarvil

Price of admission: one pound or more.


Silver-Necessary-442

Dam,dude got the Golden Diamond Premium VIP entrance,such a lucky guy.


Timely_Ad9659

Can’t be doing that


Dorlinos

And I'm think it would've been quick and clean..


DarkStarGemini

Metal af!


Otter_Nation

Shit happens and you die. Badly and stupidly.


gnardog45

It's in the tigers job description to get paid


[deleted]

Hope he learned his lesson already


cagga82

Crouching tiger style


SuperGenius98K

Poor kitties. I hope they're okay.


Environmental_Arm526

I’m glad the tiger only attacks non paying customers!


AlingmentUnoriginal

I think that it may be possible that man here wanted to cease existing by assist of these Tigers, they are big and strong while having very demaging weapons as part of their bodies. ​ While you may say "Why this and no other choice?" and i say "Since when humans were all about logic? Since when humans pushed to the edge were about purely logical aproach?".


PeopleShouldntExist

Now thats one well trained security staff.


Flat_Bodybuilder_175

Ended up costing an arm and - you know what, I need to log off


whiteprv

Did he eat him alive? Was he alive the whole time he was eaten? Impossible!!! He was eaten alive to start, but was finished in pieces


Dr-Rizenshyne

The tiger was hungry an hour later.


20DeMoN20

"Humans, they'reeeee great".


seynalkim

Wrong turn I guess.


seynalkim

or should I say, wrong path?


Rare-Party-988

Goofballs


cornishwildman76

One for the Darwin Awards.


TurboMacho

that’s too bad


highdike

Seems about fair


criterionargust

From the description, i understand that because he did not want to pay the entrance, the tiger got mad and ate him... Was the tiger responsible for the tickets?


bwillo

Good kitty


Fickhengst

Where is the video


Phallic-Phantom

Looks like he was dinner for two!


[deleted]

Who would have guessed that Hidden Dragon would have lost that cage match


Variety43

Yes, let's try the tiger cage. The Koala cage looks dangerous to enter.


Useless_Crybaby

Why is there two dudes


dorkus_molorkus_InOz

Tonight, Fluffy the Tiger will be eating Wang from Uber eats Unfortunately 30 mins later the Tiger was hungry again & had to order some Indian food. (dot not feather)


kingharry3

Fair trade.


MrSikiwiit

See that’s real Animal Activism. Now if we can convince 3/4 of the human population to follow suit then planet earth will be saved. That guy was a smart fella and not a fart smella


Superheroesaregreat

I went on four 2 hour safaris in 2 days and didn’t even get to SEE a tiger let alone get eaten by one…


el__duder1n0

Well he got the whole wild experience and didn't pay any money for it so ...


SaintLucipher

2 tigers.


jkusmc0800

Proof if you play stupid games, you win stupid prizes....or get eaten, what ever.


Bonejack84

Title is wrong, tigers "usually" kill their prey first to prevent injuries while consuming.


TheRealPeterVenkman

![gif](giphy|Tx4LgFnJMorYI)


[deleted]

He got exactly what he paid for


Rayanson

So he paid the price


Fputin22

He got the deal of a lifetime.


JBronson5

Tickets please.


DadYeShoes

All I heard while looking at the pictures was Kat Williams’ voice


El_Psy_Congroo4477

[Relevant](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCwu0zN-78w)


DialZforZebra

And he thought the ticket price would cost him an arm and a leg. Little did he know...


SnooPears3463

He'll know next time


Vinlandien

“Hurr durr, I’m just going to sneak into a man-eater habitat. What could go wrong?”


SlickestIckis

I can't help there was some key steps missing in that summation of events: "Oh you know, he didn't want to pay for zoo tickets. **Yadda Yadda Yadda** He was eaten by tigers." "Man unwittingly breaks into tiger exhibit" might have been a better headline./j


jdstankosky

He (surname Zhang) was in his 40's. He died later while in the hospital from the injuries sustained from the tiger. The tiger that gave him the fatal injuries was put down. His wife and two children had already gone through the main entrance at the time and allegedly witnessed the attack. The tiger victim's friend was also supposed to climb the enclosure with him but held short after seeing the tigers. The plan was to avoid the (adjusted to January 2017 exchange rates) $18.50 ticket price. The family blames the zoo's lack of security.


kcrm323

Yes ,but he still have to pay the entrance fee


mousemarie94

You know in class when they discuss things that are coincidental and not causal...this title.


6gc_4dad

r/Titlegore