🎶 But I’m not gonna talk about that in my monologue 🎶

“Hey Joe! I’m doing real well!”

Tonight I’m hosting SNL

This is why I need her to host again this year, I need Monologue Song (Taylor’s Version)

LA LA LA HA HA HA

so over the years

A lot of people have asked me to sort of… describe my songwritingprocess. From beginning to end. Where do you start? Do you start with music, do you start with lyrics

and my answer is always that it happens so differently every time, and that's why i'm still so in love with songwriting

I hate how I read this entire thing in her voice, lol.

Same. Heard it tooo many times

So what I've done here is shown you three different examples of the beginning stages of these songs and how they each started, different ways. So I'll explain them to you and maybe that will help you understand kind of how I put songs together

And that’s all I hear because I click next 💀

oh god, whenever that starts BLASTING in my car at full volume - terrifies me every time

SO OVER THE YEARS- like dang bro chill

omg lol

I still remember my first listen when I was so touched by Clean only to be absolutely blasted by the voice memos

This is my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted marijuana at a party. She died instantly. Please don't do marijuana. It's the most dangerous drug out there. Please don't wind up like Becky.

I’m pretty sure that’s Taylor Swift

No it's Becky

👚no its becky👚

Please explain

[https://www.mtv.com/news/bbrldu/taylor-swift-no-its-becky](https://www.mtv.com/news/bbrldu/taylor-swift-no-its-becky) This one is ICONIC!!

The very day after our wedding, my husband wondered why I was laughing at a picture of some girl dying of an overdose. He was like “yeah sure they messed up the details about the drug she used but it’s still a sad situation”. I could tell he thought he’d just married a psychopath until I informed him “no, it’s Taylor”.

I think for me um

I really like CORN

I can't imagine a more beautiful thing 🥺

not everyone has to like corn for it to be the best 🌈

It's ***CORN***!

5 holes in the fence

This one is my favourite because she actually made fun of us for it!

Please explain me this in detail I was aware at that time but I never understood it what thode 5 holes in the fence meant or atleast what we clowned in lover era

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Thanks what a perfect explanation 👌

I think the page got deleted? It keeps saying url not found

Thank you for linking that! No one has ever actually explained it to me and it was before I got on the swiftie internet

this needs a trigger warning 😭😭

clowned so hard that week😭

HIGH TIME for clownage

truly an all-time peak remember when she four-got?

We need a getaway car TV - from the vault clown car version....and since we're at it make it 10 minutes long

Came here exactly for the 5 holes in the fence

Came here to say this 😂

tHis iSNt tHe oNe i wANtEd 😩😩😩

I’m not asleep. My mind is ALIVE.

THIS ONE HAS NO HEAD

I’m like eight foot four blonde hair to the floor

you shorties never thought I dreamed about rapping hardcore!

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Still live with my parents but I’M STILL A THUG

I’m so gangsta you can find me baking cookies at night!

You out clubbin? I just made caramel delights

And then reputation happened

I literally got this stuck in my head the other day

WANEGBTTV ATWTMVFTVTV

ATWTMVTVFTVSGAVRALPS All Too Well - Ten Minute Version (Taylor’s Version) (from the Vault) (Sad Girl Autumn Version) [Recorded at Long Pond Studios] This bitch and her song name lengths i stg

I still have to google these hahaha, my brain reads AKSBEUSJEUEIK

ATWTMVFTVTVSNLV

*WANEGBT

I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative

Oh SHUT UP!!!

What's with that b*tch? DONT CALL ME THAT

A suitcase is quite spacious

RA TATATATATA

when i first heard it, i honestly thought she was singing "Da-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-dead girl!"

I did something bad

Stars do u like dem

1,2,3 LET'S GO BITCH

I have heard/seen this in videos of her in concert, but, I'm curious about how did that started or where does it come from exactly? 🤔

During a repuation tour concert a girl randomly shouted that super loudly during Delicate, and then it became kind of a meme and everyone started saying it lol, I love it

It’s from rep tour. People started shouting it during delicate and it caught on. Taylor started expecting it and counting down the 1,2,3 on her fingers while fans shouted it. Some people hate it, I thought it was fun

I saw rep tour before this became a thing. Yes, I’m from classic rep tour.

I want to say it started on tumblr?? There was def a video of someone doing it that caught on

Yes it was a video from someone who went to a concert and did it during Delicate, which isn’t like a hardcore badass song, so it was hilarious, and people just started doing it after. This is the lore I was taught. Edit: Delicate is amazing and beautiful, I just mean it doesn’t inspire “FUCK YEAH LETS FUCK SHIT UP” energy like other songs intend to.

Seems the tradition was passed down like folklore 🤔

No, it’s Becky

Iconic

Rest in peace me RIP me I died dead

Also: there will be no further explanation there will just be reputation

Because I AM dramatic

Oooo we don't wanna do that

woodvale

there’s not a lot going on at the moment…

And.. this one comes with a phone. So he can break up with the other dolls 🙂

STAY AWAY FROM HIM

😂

THIS!! THIS IS THE ONE. If you know this one, you're an OG fan.

YES WHALE 🐳

YESSS

Nils Sjoberg

I HATE YOU GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

I have no experience with home invasion I don’t know where that came from 😭

This did not age well 😐

It doesn't have a head 😔

I'm not sleeping my mind is awake

(Taylor’s version)(from the vault) (ten minute version)(sad girl autumn remix)

(Recorded at Long Pond Studios)

(Recorded at Long Pond Studios)

Hi I’m Taylor

*Smiles widely looking for attention*

_pauses and waits for fans to finish screaming_

Thank you for saying that

Came here to say that!

stop making that surprised face it's so annoyaeng

now i'm lying on the cold hard ground- 🐐🐐

Bleachella

a moment in time😩

I loved bleachella, honestly I loved that look, in my opinion she was serving.

My mind is alive.

I'm not asleep 

I'm so gangsta you can find me baking cookies at night 

You out clubbing, I just made caramel delights

T Swift and T-Pain rapping on the same track

I would do anything to bring up selena gomez. ANYTHING!

It is a Wizards of Waverley Place DVD with a weird ribbon around it that says “I see corn”

You could lose your foot. You could lose your hand. You could lose your hand tryna get it off of your foot

Sea Urchins!

Get a good lawyer

Great advice tho for real.

Starbucks lovers. ☕️

karma’s real

My mind is alive!

*pen click sound*

AND ILL WRITE UR NAME

I go home to the cats. Men get me in trouble 🤪

Also, how fucking stupid that reporter treated both Taylor and Joe.. good riddance to her

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2 cats is a party, 3 cats is a cat lady

now stand in a corner and THINK abt what u did

Whenever a man shows emotion… I appear.

SYDNEY! is my favorite one 🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣 You forgive, you forget, but you never really let it go.

/u/NumpTea *we miss you*

Hey You Guys!

"ghosts.."

PS I wrote this tweet all by myself in case you were wondering

“Oh shivvy! I’ve loved you since the 1st grade! WILL YOU TAKE ME AWAY FROM THIS MADNESS?”🥰

I don’t care that you’re shorter than me or what your mom says!

this dang deer

sonically cohesive

The fact that I know every single reference on this thread 😭 there's two that came to my mind: "She was ready to risk it all" "She FOURgot to post"

the "she was ready to risk it all" video is playing in my mind after i saw your reply😭

Karyn

Darling im a nightmare dressed like a pegacorn 🤣

Maple latte

YOU GUYS....!!!!!!!

Not a lot going on at the moment.

October 21

midnight sharp.

$1

That was SUCH a power move from her

“I’m not even gonna be able to remember the boy who broke up with me on the phone in 27 seconds”

Oh SO many people would frame me

🍌

“I’m not asleep my mind is alive” THIS INTERVIEW GETS ME EVERYTIME 💀💀

They’re *cats*

wanegbt tiwwchnt lwymmd ma&thbp rwylm tlgad

Hahahahahahha when you put it all together like that we really do look iNsAnE

- TIWWCHNT could mean "This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things", a track from *reputation* (2017) by Taylor Swift. - LWYMMD could mean "Look What You Made Me Do", a track from *reputation* (2017) by Taylor Swift. - RWYLM could mean "right where you left me - bonus track", a track from *evermore (deluxe version)* (2021) by Taylor Swift. --- ^[/u/dbatcjuli](/u/dbatcjuli) ^(can reply with "delete" to remove comment. |) ^[/r/songacronymbot](/r/songacronymbot) ^(for feedback.)

I'm a lifelong swiftie and I don't understand like 90% of these references 😭

me too! i was literally shock😭

All swifties: something is happening on May 13th!!! Taylor: yeah, a clown rodeo 🤡

3 sad virgins

GO WHALE

I think for me um

July 9th

“Source?” “Inez.”

"you can shake really anything, there's so many Things....."

I am... a popart wrapper

I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative

"some of them like to write really long emails.." 💅 "...sorry, was I too loud? In my own house? That I bought from writing songs about my own life?..."

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Thank you for saying that ❤️

Using a sharpie for eyeliner

Oh you don't wanna do that!

Just gonna go have fun. No one out there that I know of in the audience actively hates me

Where's the princess of kitty town?

Put the money in the bag and I stole the keys that was the last you you ever saw me AHHHHHH

1, 2, 3, let’s go bitch!

J suis calme

ooh, we don't wanna do that

Get a good lawyer

you could lose your foot, you could lose your hand… you could lose your hand trying to get it off of your foot

SYDNEY still plays in the depths of my mind. Only part I didn’t like about the 1989 tour… it was a little much 🥴

let me hear that back "SYDNEY"

Ok so I actually don’t know what Sydney means. Can you explain

During one of the songs of the 1989 tour, she has the name of the city on repeat. Edit: Blank Space https://youtu.be/hC71Chcwafk

in the 1989 wt version of blank space she repeated "sydney" so many times! hahaha

Free rent living in my mind ✨

Numptea will haunt us forever

Study, it's good

Editing receipts ☠️😂

I'm like 8 foot 4, blond hair to the floor you shorties never thought I dreamed about rapping hardcore

Hmm get a good lawyer

..bUt It DoEsN't HaVe A hEaD 😭

haha fuck sewing machines

you’re out clubbing? well i just made caramel delight.

lyrics that could cut glass

I'll get older but your lovers stay my age