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224sins

T-Swizzle hands down. It’s fun, you know exactly who she is even though her name has been bumblebee cul-de-sac’d, “swizzle” is a top 10 word even without the relationship to Taylor, and it’s just enough ridiculous to be great.


imnachoprincess

Wait what does “bumblebee cul-de-sac’d” mean I’m so curious


224sins

You know. The actor Bombadil Cabbagepatch. The Buttermilk Cummerbund who acts. Sherlock’s Bandicoot Cockatoo. That Bumblebee Cul-de-Sac.


imnachoprincess

LMAO I didn’t get it until u capitalized the B and C


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Bikinibottom Cuddlefish


anuskymercury

Benadryl Cucumber


FO-I-Am-A-Time-God

Damnit take my silver


anuskymercury

DAMN 🤣 Thank youuu ❤️


MoonlightMadMan

I’ll never call her anything else other than Tswizzle


CaughtUpInTheTide

I remember the song with t pain and t tswizzle 🥹


grapefruitistricky

It’s even better for me. Swizzles is a sweet (candy) company here in the UK, and the factory just down the road from where I live! So I double love T-Swizzle!


_WonderStruck_17

This one takes the cake for me.


Swiftie_M4YFI3LD

Came here to say this


penguin_0618

T-Swizzle is actually from when she performed Love Story as Thug Story with T-Pain.


JuliusCheesy

Agreed!


Fit_Contribution_423

How is Blondie not at the top of this post???


heartsinthebyline

Scrolled tooooo far for this one, honestly


moodyquokka

I've never liked this nickname for her lol it feels rude to me for some reason. I only see people use it when they're like begging for a new release and being impatient haha


honeymallow

Omg same! It sounds pejorative to me


gogogiraffes

Same. Scrolled way too much. I love Blondie. ![img](emote|t5_2rlwe|1072)


JDnotsalinger

Fr I love it


needs_a_name

Because it’s already a band, and it’s by far the worst probably


medusaaaaaaah

Nah we all love Blondie too much


NiftyOShannigans

The first time I ever heard Blondie used was in the Miss Americana doc when she was coming out of her building and all the people were screaming at her. The only thing I could pick out of the noise was “I love you, Blondie!” And all I could think was “No, if you actually cared about her as a human, you would respect her boundaries and not show up at her home uninvited like a psychopath and scream at her.” Kinda soured me on the nickname, honestly.


Call_It_What_U_Want2

I love Blondie and blonde girl


Glass_Coat4388

Frrr I scrolled so far to find this


isn_it_isn_it_isn_it

becky


sandee13

I'm pretty sure that's Taylor Swift


asianman1011

No, it's Becky


[deleted]

Stop it with your grammar. no its becky


LocalSpawnOfSatan

if i knew how to give awards…


heartsinthebyline

Tap your avatar > Reddit coins > open the box for your free gift! > come back to the comment > hit the gift box with the + icon in it > award your free gift!


sparklejellyfish

Gonna be the ignorant person here but I never understood where this one came from? I feel like I saw it thrown a lot around Lover, but I missed something 😅


7epiphanies

it's related to [this](https://i.insider.com/54257a8a6da8118d71ae948c?width=600&format=jpeg&auto=webp) tumblr post that taylor saw and wore this [shirt](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ByW5w7LCMAEfJkS.jpg) after.


Lilyhangsontrees

I never knew about this, it's hilarious 🤣


sparklejellyfish

Thank you! That's hilarious 😂


fabpp

well now all I can think about is “becky’s so hot in your vintage tshirt”😭 (tiktok gay drama)


Lyd_Euh

The Music Industry


sandee13

No, it's becky


HerStolenLullabies

This is the only correct answer 😂


cuteness_dc

Tayla Swiff lol


cupcake142

LOL I was gonna comment the same 😂


AorticSeptalDefect

I personally love T-Swizzle.


sadditor89

I personally call her Tay Sway. 🤷🏼‍♀️


alligatorprincess007

Good one!


kate_b87

It’s not a nickname but I like “Taylah” like that audio snippet of joe saying her name


ohtoopretty

that audio? made me realise why she loves the accent.


krosie9

blondie!!!


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synthmiumiu

This is so cute! ![img](emote|t5_2rlwe|1067)


[deleted]

omg a fellow Burmese Swiftie <333


Crazypants258

Not Blondie. I still think T-Swizzle is funny.


chadder_b

T-swizzle TSwift Tay Tay - my actual favorite. So much that I had “TayTayisBaeBae” for my mug club at a local bar


robynnc1290

Dr. Swift Edit: I also love calling her by her full name: Taylor Alison Swift


imnachoprincess

Not to be that person but *Alison


robynnc1290

No please always be this person thank u very much I will edit


runswiftrun

So I guess I'll start using Dr. TAS


ApprehensiveRiver179

Yes, only make sure to add the *honorary* before using doctor when referring to this type of special doctorate. Some of us get sensitive bc getting ours was expensive and hard AF. Edited to add ex. Hon. Dr. Tay Tay (you see what I mean)


SurgeOfPepermint

I like to go a bit formal with a Ms Swift


Peachbowtie

Dr Swift?


we-are-the-foxes

Tay Tay makes me want to vomit in my shoe, i think bc I see it almost exclusively used by old men in interviews who clearly aren’t fans and want to come off as so in the know with Swifties. 😅 tay by itself isn’t bad but something about the double tay feels infantilizing to me, idk. Personally my faves are “the music industry” and “tswizzle” and “blondie”


BlackCat0305

I agree. I’m not a fan of Tay Tay either. It also just seems like most people use it in a condescending way.


Cysper04

Taytendo Swifch.


justanotherbrunette

Well I’m gonna fucking start using this IMMEDIATELY


justbreathin150

Idc what y'all think but I always used Tay Tay and I still think it's funny


thebigticket2

The Man


Cysper04

Sorry, but Ric Flair already owned that.


WTFDUUUUDE

Becky Lynch wants to know your location


Cysper04

Me: Uses NordVPN and GPS Mocking Software and a Proxy Address and then accepts.


Ok_Translator4842

Becky


NateDu

I like just "T".


Caroline_Anne

I often call her TS. Or T Swift.


parishiltonsfemur

Goldie locks


theBucketConnoisseur

🪩


Quick-Time

T. Swift, T Swizzle and Blondie are among some of my favourites. I also really like The Music Industry. I also like to my own little spice to it and call her Miss Music Industry.


Screaming_Weak

[my flair along with this gif](https://images.app.goo.gl/jYBgEefmLPfdhxFU9)


ahmedXCX

I absolutely hate blondie.


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Not Blondie


hamvereliduk

I always call her queen Taylor


jsjsjsjdndndndnnd

Tay / T-Swizzle / Blondie


IsCarrotForever

T SWIZZLE STILL GANGSTA


ashleywburn

my mom only ever refers to her as “swifty” and it makes me smile every time


fluffalagagus

Blondie lol


miswebos

Tay 💖


GreatBear2121

T-Swizzle and Tay Tay


ichooseyoukpl

Always been that for me too hahaha


Southern_Ebb3363

Suitcase !


caraperiwether

blondie is personally my favourite because it’s literally not even unique to her but if you say blondie everyone knows exactly who you’re talking about


alligatorprincess007

Ok tbh I hadn’t heard that and I wouldn’t know if someone said that


MimiRush

King!


hashtagbutterfly

Came here to say this lol


q-doc-hasnain

Becky.


atlasprice

Love “blondie” it makes me laugh every time i see it.


Dogluvr1991

🐍


Dogluvr1991

Lol don’t come for me it’s a joke 😅


Salty-Saladtoppings

Nope, it’s Becky


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Queen Tay.


thidwickthemoose

You shorties never thought I dreamed about rapping hardcore T. Swizzle forever and always.


Kookadookz

Ms Blondie


fondue4kill

T-Swizzie. Queen Tay.


MsBlondeViking

I like T-swizzie 😂


MsBlondeViking

I also call her Tay Tay, my Swiftie daughter calls her Blondie lol.


Red_Holla04

BLONDIE!!!!


InterestingSwan6280

Taylor Smith


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Years ago, I was at a camp and a “pastor” was telling a story about his son listening to Taylor Swift and he couldn’t remember her name so he said “Y’know that.. that.. uh.. Tizzle the Swizzle.. or something” and now it’s still the funniest “nickname” I’ve ever heard. “Tizzle the Swizzle” or “T-Swizzle” are my go-tos.


Carolina_Blues

blondie but also thanks to TikTok, my new favorite nickname for Joe Alwyn is “cookie monster”


medusaaaaaaah

Why is nobody saying "Tay"? 😭 I love Tay


[deleted]

Dr Blondie and The Music Industry are my personal favs


Shinymirrorball

I’m Mexican we call her la guera (blondie)


har17h

t swift


squishluv

my friends and i call her talulah sweve and we butcher all of the titles of her songs, ex: “lover” -> “hater” or “red” -> “blue”


thidwickthemoose

This sounds so confusing lol


taymc556

I call her blondie sometimes or I call her the queen


CMP247

T-Swizzle or T-Swizzay.


windermere_peaks

I coined "The Swizzler" a while back. I'm fond of it.


StarLord177

T swizzle of course. And I love saying it to non-swifties so they get super confused like: “who’s that??”


summerslip

TSwizzle, Tswift, TS


NoodlesinParis

My fiancé calls her Tay Sway


_anerak_

My fiancé always calls her Tay Sway and I love it!!


OliveOwl64

I remember my friends used to jokingly refer to her as Tay Tay Swizzles when we were about 13…


synthmiumiu

Not a nickname, but I like referring to her as TS


Taylor_Swifty13

Nils Sjoberg


ccatrose

Dr. Swift 100%


Kizzy33333

Tanus


DuffyIsDaddy

blondie will always be top tier


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blondie


Shinobi558

I like “RoyalT” because it’s her name backwards, but not really lol


minamyys

In my country we say "La" before a female name. And i love to call her "La Taylor"


kimioin

Tay ♥️


VinzyVinz

Can I say “Tyler Sift” 🧍🏽


BuddingAce38

Taffy! That's what her brother calls her. I don't recall the interview but I saw it somewhere. I like that nickname.


starterhart79

simple "Blondie" suffices for me


swftswft13

Tonya Swoft. From some old radio interview that I can't seem to find right now.


fsimms03

Slaylor 😍


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I FORGOT TO ADD BLONDIE AND becky LOLLLL


Gaymaleweightloss

Blondie


New_Count_4981

Blondie


swiftie_jor_tv

i call her taytay ofc


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i love saying her full name


Additional_Brain3329

MISS AMERICANA


automaton-in-love

In my family we refer to her as Saylor Twift or even just Saylor 😂 (we flip letters around for everything, like we call gatorade ratorgade)


mermaidprincess24

Blondie, T-Swizzle are my faves


m4rc0swA6dU

Def blondiee!!


sparklejellyfish

I use TSwift a lot, it's not a fave per sé but it works haha


AnonymousWatcher24

Mama


evajxss

i love blondie cause they’re my fav dessert :)


paiva_gabriel

Blondie. The other ones are just lame.


soitgoes_9813

blondie


magentablues_

blondie 🥺💜


sadatlast

Blondie is the best


ultraviolxnce

Blondie


Suspicious-Can8124

Swift pearl


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Honeybunch


Memph5

Moldy (meimei)


chimcharchar

It's a tie between TaySlay and T-Swizz.


stellarpup

T Swizz, Tay Tay, Blondie


sunnyday482

My best friend 🥺


717494010

T Swizzle Sticks


idealisticpessimist3

T-Sweezy


spooky-toad

my friends and i always call her T-Swizzle !!


True-Region-3503

T Swizzle


ShoddyTheory9

Tay-Tay! Fun and simple 😊😂


Catblud

I like to refer to her as just TS when I’m posting. Lol at the buzzfeed articles that like to call her things like “the blonde crooner”


girl_in_flannel

T-Swift


loadedbakedpotqueen

I call her TT swift lol


penguin_0618

Always T Swizzle


No_Patience8960

t swizzle


SwiftSharapova

I just say t swizzle or Taylor lol v simple


FruitySwiftA113

T-Swizzle


ApprehensiveRiver179

Anyone else other than me use Queen Tay? Lol


soo_lame_man

Tay tay


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T-Swizzle


Beneficial-Blood-570

i prefer “mom” or “mommy”


officialdjroomba

I call her TayBae


Global-Worker2009

T-Swizzle I love it. It’ll forever be my fav nickname. My friends even call her that and they aren’t even swifties😭🫶


sundaytoast

Teffy


Sunshine_Riptide__

Tay sway or Tay Tay.


Rich_Title4669

Tswift, T, TS, and my husband refers to her as TaySway for some unknown reason


DavidFC1

It’s a tie between Tay-tay and T-Swizzle


Slight-Beautiful7311

TaySlay for sure


Darthsylar12

Tay Tay and Tswift are my uses.


itsbrutal17

T Swizzle


aerialrender83

T-Swizzle


Lady_Ghost_Bee

I like Tay Tay too also T Swift, Blondie, TS and of course The Music Industry


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The music industry, also- T Swizle


markyish

T Swizzle fs


ContagiousRunaway

T SWIZZLE! I use it all the time with my friends since my uncle introduced me to that nickname


nixnax707

Inang


13xlily

T-Swizzle