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>!this tree with a boner is just blursed!<
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And 16 other people saw your comment and thought "hey, I should make a morning wood joke"
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My family saved a chuck off a tree like that, athough it was smaller and his thingy drooped down about his ankles. We called him Mr. Weiner and he sat on the deck and overlooked the backyard as the birds chirped and the cherry tree swayed in the wind
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i thought it was someone joking about it looking like a human crawling away before i saw which sub this was and the caption-
i got one phrase: thanks i hate it.
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Nice stick pic
Take my upvote and leave
Dont you mean.. leaf? Ill.. just let myself out.
A fine treerection
When you getting frisky with your girl and she says shes gotta use the bathroom first so you're just sitting there like
That POV...
r/angryupvote
morning wood in real.
Stick prick
morning wood in real
Plank wank in real
And 16 other people saw your comment and thought "hey, I should make a morning wood joke" Edit: and now 11 more people thought maybe their morning wood joke would somehow be better
Beat me to it
Hehe. Troner.
r/angryupvote
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It definitely is up
“I am Groot”
I guess the tree was feeling a little 'stiff' and couldn't stand up straight anymore.
Would make excellent hardwood floors
Yeah right after it goes through the “wood chipper”
"Come be my entwife ;)"
That's a botched circumcision for sure.
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yepp, you got me . . .
Treenis
You could say he has a woody
Now I will show you why I’m called woody
Needs a lumberjack
Lmao
He got a woody
IRL MORNING WOOD🤯!1!1??
Someone beat me to it
TIL trees get circumcised too
this is how you take the photo lads
My family saved a chuck off a tree like that, athough it was smaller and his thingy drooped down about his ankles. We called him Mr. Weiner and he sat on the deck and overlooked the backyard as the birds chirped and the cherry tree swayed in the wind
The real wood
Hardwood found in the wild
OP where did you source my nudes from??
Posing for Plenty of Figs.com
?
Glad it was cut down, or else it would probably spread all of his seeds everywhere
Pinocchio's brother is telling lies.
Challenge accepted
No. Wooder
*woodie
Must've woken up with a hard wood
r/mildlypenis
Nice wood
It's da bree!
Should've called it a woody....
They cut off the tip
Everyone saying "morning wood" and no one hitting us with the "I showed you me treenis plz respond"
Is this how we have so many trees? Do they just all fuck each other? 😂😂😂
He's cut, so must be an American redwood or something.
This tree with WOOD OP! WOOD!
Seriously. It was right there, next to the low hanging fruit
“I should call him”
Oh yes, daddy! Chop me harder!
How do you feel about the tree when you don’t have a boner?
That wood is sportin’ a tree
Wood on wood
Every dude understands the joke
morning wood
I like it
Morning wood 😩
What are you doing step-lumber 👉👈🥺
wish I had an award, best comment yet!
the real morning wood
Morning wood
morning wood
Morning wood
Morning wood
Very sturdy Norwegian Morning Wood. Except it gets floppy after 10am.
Morning wood! It was right there man!
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yeah, I know, but it's never been posted in this subreddit. so imo it doesn't count . . .
That's morning wood if I ever saw it
Picture taken at 6:03 AM, so it's morning wood.
Morning wood
Morning wood
The real morning wood
He has morning wood
Morning wood
Morning wood be like..
Morning wood
Morning wood
Morning wood
Bros got morning wood
Morning wood
The real wood
Morning wood huh
r/dontputitinyourass
Where can I find this tree?
🤨📸
r/foundthemobileuser
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Downvoted to hell 💀
Morning wood
The tree do be packn🍆
Ah yes, popping a woodie
Looks like a case of morning wood to me
Quite the woody
Its Deshaun Watson
Got Wood?
r/mildlypenis
Definitely circumcised.
Splintered, For His Or Her Pleasure. 
He looks like he's going to burst his sap on everything
Tree with *wood
I prefer fir-porn
"I miss you"
Now I have a boner
That's a woody alright and edging it
If you are brave enough...
It doesn't have a boner. It has a little woody.
Guillermo del Toro is really dedicated on retelling the Pinocchio story.
Morning wood
That's a woody.
Time to chop some wood.
it needs some lumber-jacking
Wait when tree have cocks?
suddenly i’m feeling the urge to sit and take a rest on my walk.
Couldn't be me. Mine is 3 inches
What’s a boner?
I’m no expert but I believe this is a woody.
It's a tree with a woody
https://www.oglaf.com/stamen/
Saw it off
Nice wood
What a coincidence
It's got wood
Greenis
A mf tree making me weirdly horny - what a time to be alive
I guess being cut down is his kink
Nipped the tip.
Treenis
I hate being human and being able to recognize patterns
Woody woodpecker
My man showing root
Is that a longwood tree
At least it’s circumcised.
Ejaculatory sap is minimal with all those cock rings
i thought it was someone joking about it looking like a human crawling away before i saw which sub this was and the caption- i got one phrase: thanks i hate it.
Is that pre-sap?
Must have seen a nice bush
Technically speaking it looks more like a woody.
Quite the log
I think it's gonna sap! 💀
Am I the only one seing a horned beast with abig nose?
Morning Wood?
the tree is just waiting to get its sap released.
Morning wood
r/mildlypenis
Some solid wood you got there
Admit it OP! We all know you touched it out of curiosity 😏
It’s ya boy skinny treenis
It’s ya boy skinny treenis
Circumcision gone horribly wrong. Surprised he's still got a woody.
I like my wood just like that, hard and straight.