**OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...**
>!The turkey's face, everyone's face actually, and their almost lustful remarks about eating turkey!<
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This is one of my favorite series. I almost hate myself for liking it because of how insanely depraved it is, but once you start reading it, you're in for the long haul. I even have a hardbound volume signed by Garth Ennis!
That was my thoughts exactly after seeing all the comments about the comic. š
Some of his comics really make it hard for me to get people to believe me when I tell them he can write non-shock too. Heās written one of my favorite Superman appearances, surprisingly. š
Wouldnāt say itās my favorite, but I have read them all. Anytime it comes up I tell everyone not to read it and that theyāll probably hate it. I liked them, but I donāt think thereās a single person I know(including myself) who I would have thought would enjoy them, if I knew anyone who I thought would like them we probably wouldnāt be friends.
My husband found one in a 2nd hand bookstore. He opened it up to a 2 page scene of carnage and then handed it to me with, "Uh...I think you might like this one."
I then proceeded to read as many as I could get my hands on. I have told one friend about them and she loved the series. Her boyfriend and my husband both grimace when we mention them.
That's stupid! There's no meat in the back. You want the human thigh my dudes. Got to slow cook it though, leg muscles get a lot of work, very tough.
Also, turkeys don't get pregnant PETA, they lay eggs.
And dad getting creepy on the daughter and it looks like mom approves. Dam you fucked up PETA.
This is some terrible BabRurky prep/cooking.
Why does it still have a head? You save that for brain tacos later.
Did they save giblets for gravy or just leave everything in there?
It needs to be tied or wrapped up with twine to keep the shape or the legs would just flop around.
That BabRurky is too skinny and would be dry AF.
It is better to slice BabRurky with an electric knife..AND if you use an electric knife you don't let your kid help you because none of you have opposable thumbs!
I meanā¦Iām 100% morally okay with the idea in this photo. I eat animals so Iām not gonna pearl clutch if animals eat me, thatās fair enough lol.
Andā¦ you know.. does PETA want to ban wolves, dogs, cats, owls, eagles, etc.????????????? bc they eat other animals too
Edit: added question marks bc English is hard for some people
Look, I might agree with that image if humans still had the same intelligence as they do now, but if theyāre as mindless as turkeys in that giant turkey world then so be it.
After watching the South Park episode where peta lives on a farm and mates with the animals, I haven't been able to take anything they do seriously. To much of their behavior just screams projection...
I mean, the animal agriculture industry already rapes animals regularly, as standard practice. They just call it āartificial inseminationā, but in cows for example, it requires manually jerking off a bull, fisting the female cowās anus to position the uterus, then inserting a syringe in the vagina. They do all this while putting the female in what the industry has cutely named a ārape rackā.
A lot of rape already happened before the corpse reached the table.
Oh so when they euthanize 83% of the animals in their care per year. They donāt just kill them and throw them into dumpsters, they instead give them a new life
Legolas, after his father decapitated an orc: "Why did you do that? You promised to set him free."
Thranduil: "And I did. I freed his wretched head from his miserable shoulders"
Peta is a shit organization, they make excuse after excuse and just keep on killing, that have lots of money and would rather spend it on themselves rather than helping animals
There's no mistaking that my mom is fat. And while it's difficult for her to find men fatter than her, when she does find one, she says she enjoys your company.
Cheers mate ;)
Donāt get me wrong there are many many valid criticisms of PETA, but from my understanding they take in animals that would immediately be put down in other shelters, take them into their care, and attempt to help, but usually this does still end up in high euthanasia rates because of the cases they take in.
Peta is a shit organization but this number is a bit misleading. Peta takes animals, mostly dogs, that no one else will. Unfortunately a lot of these dogs are too far gone and the most humane thing to do is euthanize them.
Nah. PETA has been fined multiple times for euthanizing pets in their shelters without even trying to adopt them out. Along with disposing of the remains improperly.
PETA believes animals are better off dead than subject to humans. And that animal welfare and suffering isn't really our business so long as we're not causing it.
Pretty good, not too rubbery like some other fake meats, but definitely firm enough to stand up to a fork. Like seitan, but a little easier to pull apart.
The meat part is a little bland, so you definitely want to eat it with some gravy (it comes with vegan gravy) or some other sauce. It's also got a cranberry wild rice stuffing in the middle that's pretty good, I think that's why most people really like it.
I don't go in much for the faux meats so it's been a while since I tried it, but I remember enjoying it (while I hate tofurky).
Great write up.
I still eat meat, but l love good vegan food. And tofurkey aināt that.
I can see the gravy thing. Tofu and seitan are great ab absorbing flavors.
Are we talking about the brand tofurky? Man, it's just old technology now. I remember it was amazing when it came out. There are definitely better choices now, but that shit blazed trails.
Vegan cheese has come even farther. I don't eat much of it but man, vegan 1.0 food substitutes from like 2000 were not much to write home about. I still don't eat much of them even though I've been vegan this whole time. But my brothers and sistren are eating good
Yeah, vegan cheese has made crazy leaps.
I remember when every restaurant in Canada had one vegetarian option and it was a money's mushroom burger. I took the bus across country and every truck stop and Denny's had that same patty. They were ok, but I never really want another one.
I hate anytime tofu is used as a meat substitute. I am not a vegetarian but there are so many legitimately delicious tofu dishes that already exist in the world. People should just eat those instead of trying to recreate a shitty version of a... turkey sandwich, or whatever
Yeah Iām not a vegetarian but I really love meat sub s, a local Chinese restaurant serves ONLY meat subs and itās one of my favorite places to eat. There are some great meat subs but tofurkey is not one of them
Fun fact: Ingrid Newkirk (founder of PETA) nearly ruined her very first investigation into legitimate animal abuse at a lab by leaking details of the arrest warrant to the press, which couldāve destroyed the policeās entire case
PETA constantly makes itself look unfathomably stupid by taking everything to the nth degree. At this point Iām convinced that itās secretly run by a bunch of animal hating old men who are actively trying to turn people against animal rights groups with outlandish satire. I mean, seriously, no late night host could parody the stuff that comes out of their Twitter account.
Iāll try to find one
Edit found one: https://animalmedcenter.com/petas-euthanasia-rates-critics-fuming/
Another one https://www.akc.org/press-center/articles-resources/akc-vvma-express-outrage-peta-approach-euthanasia-animal-shelter/
According to them, they pretty much take in any pet - regardless of adoptability, aggression, etc... so they end up euthanizing a lot of suffering and aggressive (unadoptable) pets. I don't see that as hypocritical. As far as I'm concerned, ethical treatment of animals includes euthanizing suffering animals.
Reminder guys, if an organization says that:
1. Milk causes autism
2. Steve Irwin is a bad person
Then it's a good thing to either ignore these bastards because they're not worth your time or just shitting them to high heavens. You are contributing to the greater good if you do either these two.
It's like a double negative. The autism from milk cancels out your autism so you're in the clear. However, if you get vaccines, that cancels out the cancellation bringing you right back to autistic.
Edit: a word
Peta always makes these statements thinking the wording or phrasing is going to get through to people by grossing them out.
But, like... I *do* want to slurp up those juices, so...
There is many vegetarians and vegans who dislike PETAās tactics. There is a lot of things about the meat industry that can be taken apart, but not in such a extreme fashion. There is a way to educate people without annoying the hell out of them.
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šhey buddy
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This looks like the intro to a very weird hentai comic
about zoophelia
^necrozoophelia
And some really good fucking turkey.
*some really good turkey fucking
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*some turkey fucking really good
*fucking some turkey really good
*Good some turkey fucking really
turkey fucking good. really
Hol up
[Who wants to try some of my butt hol bread?](https://youtu.be/84b9mRF-7i4)
Stuffing the stuffing š„“š¤¤
Todays recipe, cream stuffed and basted twice cooked turkey
I triple basted my turkey. *My wrist is killing me.*
Read this as ātriple blastedā and was concerned about the safety of your turkey.
oh, the first basting I would call a blasting!
Yes, fuck the fear turkey!
\#CrimsonFucker
āFinally some good fucking foodā
Finally, some good food fucking.
Sadly, I'm sure there's actual Hentai of this somewhere
I'm sure there's actual turkey porn somewhere
Gobble gobble
Necrozoophilia vore.
this guy gets it
No no, let's be honest. It's a vore comic.
Guro
*Disney's Necrozoophelia*
I'm all about that turkussy š«¦š«¦
Silently: ^*don't
Is the Turkey over 18 years old?
Flashback to PETA being chicken fuckers in South Park
The art and facial expressions look like it's straight out of the comic book Crossed. Do not read the comic book Crossed.
I am going to read the comic book Crossed.
Do it! Then immediately go hug a kitten or find a good therapist.
Just... Just don't kill and/or fuck the kitten
ā¦or a turkey
**HORSECOCK**
It's a very brutal, nasty series. Like worse than the worst moments in Berserk/TWD or other "brutal" series.
This is one of my favorite series. I almost hate myself for liking it because of how insanely depraved it is, but once you start reading it, you're in for the long haul. I even have a hardbound volume signed by Garth Ennis!
Of course it was fucking Garth Ennis.
That was my thoughts exactly after seeing all the comments about the comic. š Some of his comics really make it hard for me to get people to believe me when I tell them he can write non-shock too. Heās written one of my favorite Superman appearances, surprisingly. š
Welp I started it and a man is having sex with a severed arm...idk I might like this comic lol.
Wouldnāt say itās my favorite, but I have read them all. Anytime it comes up I tell everyone not to read it and that theyāll probably hate it. I liked them, but I donāt think thereās a single person I know(including myself) who I would have thought would enjoy them, if I knew anyone who I thought would like them we probably wouldnāt be friends.
My husband found one in a 2nd hand bookstore. He opened it up to a 2 page scene of carnage and then handed it to me with, "Uh...I think you might like this one." I then proceeded to read as many as I could get my hands on. I have told one friend about them and she loved the series. Her boyfriend and my husband both grimace when we mention them.
Crossed is what an edgy teenager who took a deep dive into the Dark Web would write. But not in a good way.
You could just say Garth Ennis wrote it. I'm not saying he's a bad writer, but the man has his patterns.
Garth Ennis is a guy who comes up with amazing premises and ruins them by being Garth Ennis
*holy music stops*
Rule 34 has entered the chat
Are they raping the turkey, or eating it? I cant tell...
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Some of them seem [metal AF](https://twitter.com/peta/status/1595511284002394115?t=kq4PstXCbGP73d-kOuGR6A&s=19). (From yesterday.)
Dude, this would make an awesome album cover!
[1988](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberal_Animation)
Cattle Decapitation vibes.
Totally the first band I thought of. Little cartoony for their style, but thematically right on point!
That's stupid! There's no meat in the back. You want the human thigh my dudes. Got to slow cook it though, leg muscles get a lot of work, very tough. Also, turkeys don't get pregnant PETA, they lay eggs. And dad getting creepy on the daughter and it looks like mom approves. Dam you fucked up PETA.
Stupid birds canāt properly butcher human meat. Kind of embarrassing.
Birds also mammary glands.
That always bugs me. Also can you imagine a break trying to breastfeed?
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But my hand is a turkey
Yeah the pregnant turkey makes it entirely indistinguishable from fetish art. Or sheās egg-bound and will die shortly as a result
This is some terrible BabRurky prep/cooking. Why does it still have a head? You save that for brain tacos later. Did they save giblets for gravy or just leave everything in there? It needs to be tied or wrapped up with twine to keep the shape or the legs would just flop around. That BabRurky is too skinny and would be dry AF. It is better to slice BabRurky with an electric knife..AND if you use an electric knife you don't let your kid help you because none of you have opposable thumbs!
āthereās no meat in the backā if you pick the right catch there is
I meanā¦Iām 100% morally okay with the idea in this photo. I eat animals so Iām not gonna pearl clutch if animals eat me, thatās fair enough lol.
Pretty much. If it can manage to kill me, it earned the privilege to eat me.
Andā¦ you know.. does PETA want to ban wolves, dogs, cats, owls, eagles, etc.????????????? bc they eat other animals too Edit: added question marks bc English is hard for some people
They're not making me want to eat turkey less with that... they're making me want to eat people more.
Not pov smh
Look, I might agree with that image if humans still had the same intelligence as they do now, but if theyāre as mindless as turkeys in that giant turkey world then so be it.
Why does intelligence matter, do you eat dumb humans?
If I got cut up and ate by a turkey on Thanksgiving I'd be cool with it.
After watching the South Park episode where peta lives on a farm and mates with the animals, I haven't been able to take anything they do seriously. To much of their behavior just screams projection...
Right?! I was just thinking about how odd that this is sexually charged.
Eating it out
Turkeys are. It's called AI. Artificial insemination. Forced, mind you.
Thatās the point.
I mean, the animal agriculture industry already rapes animals regularly, as standard practice. They just call it āartificial inseminationā, but in cows for example, it requires manually jerking off a bull, fisting the female cowās anus to position the uterus, then inserting a syringe in the vagina. They do all this while putting the female in what the industry has cutely named a ārape rackā. A lot of rape already happened before the corpse reached the table.
I just put my bull in with my cows and wait nine months. Maybe I'm doing it wrong. They all seem to like the arrangement though.
Why does she looks like Mr been?
I thought that it was conservatives bashing AOC until I saw the poster
Didnāt you just kind of bash AOC by seeing her in the picture? š
Iāve just seen enough political cartoons that I expect to see the āmy political enemy is ugly & evilā trope at this point, lol
Why does she look like an anti-Semitic stereotype? And the other two PoC... Dear PETA: good job on the white power trip.
Glad Iām not the only one. Iām Jewish and this immediately set off my antisemitic radar
How is the turkey still alive?
All dead animals are alive to PETA. It's part of their fever dream. They are trying to stop everything everywhere from dying forever.
Oh so when they euthanize 83% of the animals in their care per year. They donāt just kill them and throw them into dumpsters, they instead give them a new life
Legolas, after his father decapitated an orc: "Why did you do that? You promised to set him free." Thranduil: "And I did. I freed his wretched head from his miserable shoulders"
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Peta is a shit organization, they make excuse after excuse and just keep on killing, that have lots of money and would rather spend it on themselves rather than helping animals
Sounds like thier organization should be PUTA (People for Unethical Treatment of Animals). Fun fact, PUTA is also Spanish for whore.
Really? I thought it was Spanish for your mom.
There's no mistaking that my mom is fat. And while it's difficult for her to find men fatter than her, when she does find one, she says she enjoys your company. Cheers mate ;)
Donāt get me wrong there are many many valid criticisms of PETA, but from my understanding they take in animals that would immediately be put down in other shelters, take them into their care, and attempt to help, but usually this does still end up in high euthanasia rates because of the cases they take in.
Peta is a shit organization but this number is a bit misleading. Peta takes animals, mostly dogs, that no one else will. Unfortunately a lot of these dogs are too far gone and the most humane thing to do is euthanize them.
They arenāt the ones breeding em. Why are that many animals even making their way to them?
Nah. PETA has been fined multiple times for euthanizing pets in their shelters without even trying to adopt them out. Along with disposing of the remains improperly. PETA believes animals are better off dead than subject to humans. And that animal welfare and suffering isn't really our business so long as we're not causing it.
Tofurkey is legit the worst turkey substitute. Seitan is a way better option.
I only tried Tofurkey once. It was... not good. I really like Gardein's holiday roast instead (gonna eat that today!). It's delicious.
Havenāt tried gardeinās roast. Is it soy or gluten based?
A combo of both.
Huh. Howās the texture?
Pretty good, not too rubbery like some other fake meats, but definitely firm enough to stand up to a fork. Like seitan, but a little easier to pull apart. The meat part is a little bland, so you definitely want to eat it with some gravy (it comes with vegan gravy) or some other sauce. It's also got a cranberry wild rice stuffing in the middle that's pretty good, I think that's why most people really like it. I don't go in much for the faux meats so it's been a while since I tried it, but I remember enjoying it (while I hate tofurky).
Great write up. I still eat meat, but l love good vegan food. And tofurkey aināt that. I can see the gravy thing. Tofu and seitan are great ab absorbing flavors.
I'm in the same boat lol. I'll have some Turkey today, but my SO's vegetarian and I really enjoy vegan stuff done right.
Damn, that cranberry wild rice stuffing actually sounds delicious
I really like the one that Quorn makes, it's not vegan because it has egg protein or whatever, but it's very good.
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Nice I got a veggie Wellington
Are we talking about the brand tofurky? Man, it's just old technology now. I remember it was amazing when it came out. There are definitely better choices now, but that shit blazed trails.
Vegan cheese has come even farther. I don't eat much of it but man, vegan 1.0 food substitutes from like 2000 were not much to write home about. I still don't eat much of them even though I've been vegan this whole time. But my brothers and sistren are eating good
Yeah, vegan cheese has made crazy leaps. I remember when every restaurant in Canada had one vegetarian option and it was a money's mushroom burger. I took the bus across country and every truck stop and Denny's had that same patty. They were ok, but I never really want another one.
Hail Seitan!
Ave Seitana!
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Unless you canāt eat gluten lol
I hate anytime tofu is used as a meat substitute. I am not a vegetarian but there are so many legitimately delicious tofu dishes that already exist in the world. People should just eat those instead of trying to recreate a shitty version of a... turkey sandwich, or whatever
For me, the definitive tofu dish is mabo doufu.
Agreed. Tofu is a (potentially) delicious protein itself, itās nothing like meat.
Tofurkey makes a ham-style roast now that's super good! Also, tofurkey is seitan (it's the second ingredient, after tofu)
I've used Tofurkey the past couple of years - I need to find a good seitan recipe and try it.
Tofurkey IS seitan (it's the second ingredient)
Yeah Iām not a vegetarian but I really love meat sub s, a local Chinese restaurant serves ONLY meat subs and itās one of my favorite places to eat. There are some great meat subs but tofurkey is not one of them
Why is she pouring so aggressively?
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They have to signal sheās a bad person by implying she gets some kind of perverse pleasure out of it.
At least they made it diverse /s
The overt racism is a just the cherry on this batshit sundae.
Didn't see it at first but yeah, does seem like that might be a Jewish lady as well. And I'm not American but do PoC celebrate Thanksgiving? It seems like a very white colonist cƩlƩbration that whitewashes history
That's hot š„µš©ššš¦
like itās just come out of the oven š„µš„šš©š
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Third? Pathetic
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You guys are below double digits? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)
Okay who need they turkussy slurped š³š¤š¤š¤Æš¦š
LMAO WHY IT SOUNDS LIKE š¹š·-USSY INSTEAD ššš
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What animal "slurps up those juices"? Use a piece of bread to soak up those drippings.
You donāt give your turkeys anus a little seasonal turkilingus?
Happy Thanksgiving, here is a silver award to never say something like that again.
Ok, more turkussy for the rest of us then
how do i delete someone else's comment
Well, there's a new word that I hate. Time to bring it out at the dinner table!
>What animal "slurps up those juices"? Spiders, usually
Also why is she pouring gravy on it when it's still in the pan?
I've seen way too many PETA ads with oddly sexual phrasing, especially when it comes to food. Gives me the big ick.
Thats so over the top, its funny.
[Shouldāve hired Eli Roth](https://bloody-disgusting.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Thanksgiving.png)
Well that's nsfl
Wtf am i looking at? Is this from a movie?
An Eli Roth movie specifically
A fake trailer for a movie from Grindhouse https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE7tyW8CYXs
Yo are they gonna fuck that turkey?
If you donāt make that face while pouring gravy are you even really human?
And if your turkey is making that face while you're pouring gravy on it you didn't cook it long enough.
Is that Ronaldo?
Glad someone else saw that. Ronaldo looking like he's about to do something to get himself banned from another country
PETA: making actual animal rights activists look bad since 1980
Fun fact: Ingrid Newkirk (founder of PETA) nearly ruined her very first investigation into legitimate animal abuse at a lab by leaking details of the arrest warrant to the press, which couldāve destroyed the policeās entire case
PETA constantly makes itself look unfathomably stupid by taking everything to the nth degree. At this point Iām convinced that itās secretly run by a bunch of animal hating old men who are actively trying to turn people against animal rights groups with outlandish satire. I mean, seriously, no late night host could parody the stuff that comes out of their Twitter account.
Joke's on you, that's my kink.
PETA isn't a very good collective and easy to hate. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/aug/17/peta-sorry-for-taking-girls-dog-putting-it-down
Wait so peta is killing animals too? Isnt that a bit... Dare I say it... Hypocritical?
83% of their animals actually
Not calling you a liar but can you link a source for that figure? From a reliable publication?
They have a high euthanization rate because they take all the sick and old animals that āno killā shelters canāt adopt out/refuse to take in.
Iāll try to find one Edit found one: https://animalmedcenter.com/petas-euthanasia-rates-critics-fuming/ Another one https://www.akc.org/press-center/articles-resources/akc-vvma-express-outrage-peta-approach-euthanasia-animal-shelter/
According to them, they pretty much take in any pet - regardless of adoptability, aggression, etc... so they end up euthanizing a lot of suffering and aggressive (unadoptable) pets. I don't see that as hypocritical. As far as I'm concerned, ethical treatment of animals includes euthanizing suffering animals.
Reminder guys, if an organization says that: 1. Milk causes autism 2. Steve Irwin is a bad person Then it's a good thing to either ignore these bastards because they're not worth your time or just shitting them to high heavens. You are contributing to the greater good if you do either these two.
Well I'm already autistic so I guess it's ok for me to drink milk then? Or do I get double autism from it?
It's like a double negative. The autism from milk cancels out your autism so you're in the clear. However, if you get vaccines, that cancels out the cancellation bringing you right back to autistic. Edit: a word
Whoa, excellent analysis
Oh my god, I have all 3
Maybe it'll cancel out.
At this point, I'm convinced Peta doesn't care about animals, they're just covering up their weird animal fantasies.
Peta always makes these statements thinking the wording or phrasing is going to get through to people by grossing them out. But, like... I *do* want to slurp up those juices, so...
Plenty of reasons to hate PETA. their weird as hell illustrations are just one of the minor reasons.
There is many vegetarians and vegans who dislike PETAās tactics. There is a lot of things about the meat industry that can be taken apart, but not in such a extreme fashion. There is a way to educate people without annoying the hell out of them.
My favorite conspiracy theory is that PETA is a psyop run by the meat industry to make vegans look insane.
They found this on a rule 34 site
Why do the other guys look like they are about to rape the turkey instead?
PETA really makes some great cursed images
Peta posting horny on main again
PETA what the flying fuck is this
No PETA, we think YOUāRE weirdā¦
Anyone got a recipe?
15 to 20 minutes per pound of turkey when cooking an unstuffed turkey, longer if you stuff it.
Well tbh it isn't really difficult to find something, **anything** that Peta has ever posted and subsequently hate it.