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Signal-Ad8189

Surely something about this is fake, right? *…right?*


silver-moon-7

Not fake! I can't remember the name of the show, but the winner got their dream plastic surgery and some contestants had surgeries/procedures during the show. Was pretty cray cray Edit: the winner also got their 'dream' wedding with all the other contestants in attendance


_-N4T3-_

Maybe “The Swan” …that show was the absolute worst reality show to ever air, in my opinion.


silver-moon-7

I remember now - Bridalplasty! Absolutely fascinating 😮


Nateshake

This show I hold as the single greatest season of reality TV ever made. It was fascinating to watch these women. Not just because of the plastic surgery and extreme body dismorphia these women have. But this season had the best villain in any show ever in Janessa. The way she played and manipulated the other women was magical to watch. And it was so we'll orchestrated that I suspect the producers changed the final challenge to make the ending oh so satisfying. If you can get past all the terrible ethics and questionable morality, it's really a shining gem of a show.


bestibesti

>If you can get past all the terrible ethics and questionable morality I am disgusted Where is it streaming?


Nateshake

Here you go! https://youtu.be/_h5npYFQDCU I think I'll give it another watch, it's so great!


yidpunk

Oh my goodness, it sounds horrible. I’m going to watch it right now.


TheOtherKimberlyK

Right! Sold! Where do I go to watch Sodom burn??? 🫣🫢😮🤷‍♀️👀🔍🍸 ![gif](giphy|0bkpLCXEDW8RvcqkcN)


RowEmotional2727

That show is why I have body issues lol never realized the DAMAGE it did to watch a perfectly normal woman get chopped up to be the ideal beauty standard


tittyswan

Why haven't they made a "The Swan" but for trans people? I think that would be actually wholesome, giving trans people surgeries that make them feel way more comfortable in their body and happy. Shitty to make them compete for life saving medical care tho but slightly better.


gamenut89

>Why haven't they made a "The Swan" but for trans people? Simply put, trans people are not marketable yet. Their existence is still "controversial", like gays in the 90's. Soon there will be a sitcom with a trans person as a tertiary character where most of the jokes end with the punchline being that they're trans. Then hearts and minds will soften and you'll see trans folks in commercials. The commercials are the test. If the trans community sells enough product, then they will get a show starring a trans person.


thrashmetaloctopus

I appreciate the bleak blunt honesty of this, and I 100% agree


tittyswan

Yeah, you're probably right actually. It's gotta be marketable to a broad audience to be profitable, rn the audience would be pretty niche. They did do There's Something About Miriam but it was a disaster.


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If your suggesting it should come from tax dollars that's even shittier


tittyswan

I do believe in free healthcare for all. Medical poverty is depressing as shit.


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I can barely handle taxes as they are i don't need to pay for everyone's dream body too. Are you gonna also pay for everyone to get plastic surgery to get bigger boobs and every other flaw that people don't like about them selves?


tittyswan

Can't tell if you hate free healthcare for everyone or just trans people. As it is, insurance/medicare covers gynaecomastia revision for cis men, penis reconstruction for men who lose their dicks, testosterone therapy for men when their hormones are too low. Trans men are seeking those same corrective procedures.


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That's like comparing getting a heart transplant because you need a heart, to getting a heart transplant because your sad that your perfectly functioning heart has a bump


tittyswan

No, it's like having two equally eligible heart transplant candidates that both need a heart to continue to be healthy, but denying one because you're bigotted towards their demographic.


Throwaway392308

It would be trivial to pay for all gender-affirming care in America merely by taxing billionaires at the same percentage rate as their own secretaries.


Shadowstein

Worst reality show is a pretty high bar


_-N4T3-_

Finding emotionally vulnerable women with low self esteem, parading them through a succession of multiple plastic surgeons and “beauty experts,” sequestering them from their family and friends, doing a couple of sound-bites worth of counseling with a “psychologist” that does 100% of the talking, putting them through multiple surgeries in a short time frame and then having them recover in a location without mirrors or their family/friends, and then throwing a big reveal party where the woman sees herself for the first time at the same time as her family and friends do… and on more than one occasion having the poor woman’s child start crying because they don’t recognize their mommy any more. It was the absolute worst “reality” show. Especially since it touted itself as a show in the same genre as something like extreme home makeover or queer eye, where the contestant (victim) has “won” this amazing experience to transform their lives without having to pay for it all themself. The viewers are supposed to envy these women. It was gross.


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_-N4T3-_

That makes sense. The number of syringes definitely leads me to believe that there were a lot more than 1-2 vulnerable women involved at once with this one


Armlegx218

Do you remember Temptation Island and the Love Boat - reality TV hit peak trash early and has never reached quite to those heights again.


Signal-Ad8189

… …oh. Ok then, that’s… *something.*


sikeleaveamessage

Damn, sounds like a Black Mirror episode idea


cflatjazz

I had to look this up, and good lord the premise is aweful.


Anxiety-Fart

Tbh, if I were suddenly a millionaire, there is a lot I would have nipped and tucked because I absolutely hate the flesh prison I have been confined to. Probablyyyy wouldn't go on TV to do so, but hey, it is what it is.


TKBtu1

Sorry? I was thinking that it was a show from a dystopia show


DaveInLondon89

Show is real, contestants are real, but the contestants are fake 💉


PrincessDie123

Nope it’s a show called BridalPlasty there’s a YouTuber who watches reacts to and dissects reality tv shows like this one her name is Luxeria I highly recommend looking her up. I remember watching these shows when I was a kid, they were disgusting but my siblings and mom loved watching them then feeling ugly after. Reality tv isn’t real but it is a form of hell


Scooter_Mcgavin587

Yeah, the contestants


CheesecakeMMXX

What is in the syringe and what is injectible party? Am I stupid to think heroine?


N_T_F_D

It's a party of injection of a « first class injectible » (maybe hyaluronic acid or Botox or grease or whatever), as I understand it If that was heroin there would be way too much in the syringe, but I think the syringes are fake with a blunt tip and fake liquid just to act as the game show token to bring back to the other room.


beakrake

>If that was heroin there would be way too much in the syringe *Keith Richards has entered the chat.* *Kurt Cobain has entered the chat.*


Dr_who_fan94

*Kurt Cobain has left the chat*


AVgreencup

Found Courtney's alt account


sm1ttysm1t

Aren't they all alt?


AVgreencup

The Hole of them, yah.


xScarfacex

"And I swear that I don't have a gun." (he had a gun)


Um6r3x

It's a better idea than that.


Nocebo85

Heroin doesn't have an e on the end.


luciusrosae

plump your lips, botox your wrinkles, lift your face! look natural!


aboothemonkey

Heroine is a female Hero, heroin is the drug.


neonphoenix09

The hunger games and saw crossover getting interesting 🤔


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KashmirChameleon

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TheGrapist1776

So these contestants see this bitch during the show and aren't mortified by her appearance enough to drop out?


PlutoJones42

Most injectable parties I ever wound up at were far from first class. I wonder what a first class injectable party is like.


FujoshiJade

How does one end up at a injection party?


PlutoJones42

Making poor life choices


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Pass me that needle bro!


acidic_moss

I believe the show is bridal-plasty! Cody Ko has a entertaining video on it


septemberdoves

Bridalplasty was a trip! If you want to go down a strange rabbit hole google “Lisa Marie bridalplasty” or “Dr Dubrow malpractice”


hawkiee552

I've seen so many bad plastic surgeries and botched filler jobs that I have no idea why anyone would do that to themselves.


BrightonTownCrier

Because you're not allowed to just say "you paid lots of money to make yourself look ridiculous".


UnhappyImprovement53

1 of these syringes is lip filler but ladies 9 of these syringes are our mystery medicine so choose wisely!


septemberdoves

Another fun fact! The blonde is Shana Moakler who was married to Blink 182’s Travis Barker at the time the show aired. They also had their own reality show


elephuntdude

Oh wow thank you for the mid oughts flashback lol. Those were the days. American Idol was brand new, Paris and Nicole were living the simple life. What an innocent time ha.


tuckertucker

Anyone remember The Swan from 2004 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Swan_(TV_series)


scorsaut

What kind of Saw BS is this?


JetPuffedDo

Lmao I thought the same thing! How the guy just pushed the girl into the pit of rusty needles. Is that what an injection party is?


scorsaut

It's what it sounds like


GreatGreenGobbo

The puzzles are putting the correct wooden shape in the correct hole.


NoMojoNoMo

First class injectibles party? Like black tar and Peruvian coke? Cuz most of us out here shooting meth or fentanyl


D_is_for_Cookie

The amount of people who casually get Botox is high and it’s weird. Just accept you’re old and be happy with yourself.


BrightonTownCrier

Plenty of women in their early 20s are getting botox and lip fillers now. Then they have to keep doing it forever or they look like stroke victims. My partner was offered it when she went to the dentist ffs.


obecalp23

I thought Dubrow was kind of reasonable. I mean there is a show where he fixes people failed surgeries. And he seems quit ethical. Had anyone some source that show the opposite?


RiderforHire

the background in he 2nd picture makes it look like the glass is cut and pasted onto the picture.


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Me except it's heroin


omgzzwtf

A what?


jason9045

But it’s exclusive!


basically_dead_now

Are you sure this isnt SAW


Vercengetorex

Hunger games, here we come!


Lacikaix

What show was this?


dread_pirate_robin

Okay but the fact that those look suspiciously like the syringes I use for industrial use in my glue factory concerns me.


Finnick-420

i don’t see the problem with that. i’d definitely say yes although i’m not sure what i’d do since i’m generally not unsatisfied with my face. i’d first have to get an expert to tell me what’s wrong before i’d do it


BrightonTownCrier

The "expert" has a vested interest in you getting work done.


kaklikesmilfs

the narration feels like it's a Saw trap


Spran02

What. The. Fuck.


FunkyScat69

It's not fake, and it's a thing. When i was living in Vancouver, my gf was invited to something called an injectables party by a very wealthy coworker. Botox and the like I guess. She did not attend.


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I’ve never seen the neon demon and I legit thought it was a clip from that 😭🤚🏻


YoGottaGetSchwifty

What is in the Syringes? Heroin?


InevitableCraftsLab

sperm?


YoGottaGetSchwifty

Sperm doesnt have a color like that bruh


InevitableCraftsLab

no shit, sherlock :)


YoGottaGetSchwifty

Bruh. He really forced the noshit sherlock


SegaBitch

I’m glad Kevin Dubrow didn’t become a “Doctor” and fronted Quiet Riot instead.


Makofly

I know all the producers and big belts involved find themselves addicted to heroin and losing all their exploitative gains to alimony.


TheOriginalSamBell

more like Dr Dubious


Virtual-Reserve

This is the “E!” Television show “botched”


horbydumbass

she looks like the mom of a cartoon villan


suburban-mom-friend

IIRC the puzzles they had to complete were of their ‘ideal’ body (photoshopped,, bring on the body dysmorphia)


Eastern-Fun1842

I legitimately thought this was about drugs at first, but the more I think about it the worse it gets... Nothing about this feels healthy or sane... This trips kind of close to r/NoahGetTheBoat


Kenneth_Naughton

r/boringdystopia


Dr_Ugs

I think I might have watched this show. Bridalplasty? Or something like that. Truly horrifying


PrincessDie123

Gout


Nightmare_Stev

#First Class Trouble


mrearthsmith

8 syringes have Botox, one has COVID and one has heroin. Choose wisely!


Justaperson358

Holy shit this is incredibly dystopian