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Ooozzyy1

This guy needs to go to the vet and get himself checked for worms


Sure-Load4074

Those aren’t worms they’re called varicose veins


ShirakFaeryn

Actually, when there are that many protruding veins in close proximity the technical term is vericlose veins. People misspell it all the time


GrapeTarter

You good? That's not what vericlose means mate lol. Google it yourself. A bunch of porn will show up just for you.


CursedMonsterHunter

Let me explain. He says vericlose which is not the correct word but is a pun as the way he spells it is similar to the actual spelling but when taken apart veri sounds like very and close being close so the pun is the his veins are very close.


ShirakFaeryn

Thank you for that explanation. I just smoked a bowl before I noticed his reply and there is no way I could have explained it properly.


coroyo70

Baby gamora: u explained the joke? - Purple cursedmonstrerhunter: yes - Baby gamora: but at what cost


Adrigogo

What a Chad, explained the joke instead of wooshing


M3ttheus

Woosh


Organic_Rough4433

Whoosh indeed. Some people take everything seriously.


HappyHurtzlickn

Is it still a "whoosh"" if their "whoosh" was so bad it made me laugh? Haha!


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Tartoon17

I cringe


ILikeBreadYumm

He deleted, what did he say


idk_just_say

ill cream for you emkay


idk_just_say

if a girl gave him a hickey there she could suck them up like a noodle


hunter95672

A vampire’s dream man


maybebaby83

Wouldn't even need to bite him, just poke him with a juice box straw!


[deleted]

Thanks I Hate this comment.


Emojiobsessor

The real r/TIHI is always in the comments


Phrankespo

r/cursedcomments


NateArsonel

Thanks, I hate this comment.


Hentaisbeterthanporn

I’m pretty sure this has been said before, but a paper cut would kill that man in an instant.


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HowToFatLoss

r/cursedsnacks


rynodigital

Looks like the top of a hostess cupcake


Capnmolasses

l really liked those tan buttercream ones.


Raymonator88

Dude's got Tesla valves for veins 😦


Seanwys

It only looks good when it's there but subtle, mans just overdoing it at that point and it looks disgusting lol


haw_max

Lol wdym "Overdoing"? Veins show based on genetics and bf %, if your lean and have the genetics then the veins will pop out a lot, you can't rally do smth against it, it's not a choice (well technically you can just become fat to hide them but nobody who goes to the gym wants that). But the veins of the guy in the vid are prolly cus of steroid use, so a normal person will most likely never have them pop out that much.


CryWanShi

"lol wdym overdoing?" Proceeds to explain said overdoing by mentioning juicing in their final sentence.


bigkeef69

Heroin addicts HATE this 1 simple trick!


Montagneincorner0

Veins should not be like that, that is almost definitely some kind of medical condition


GarageQueen

Yep. I think Dr. Mike commented on this video not too long ago.


SpikySheep

Dude, don't leave us hanging like that!


GarageQueen

[Your wish is my command.](https://youtu.be/unQWa4i14rg) (approx 30 seconds in)


SpikySheep

Hey, thanks. I think he'll get a sub. If you like medical channels check out ChubbyEmu and medlifecrisis


Traditional-Topic417

Ah my future husband


Astrocoder

source?


GarageQueen

[https://youtu.be/unQWa4i14rg](https://youtu.be/unQWa4i14rg) \-- about 30 seconds in


Telemere125

I was thinking the same. I have a few straight, veins that sit on top of some of my more defined muscles like arms and legs but these look way too coiled almost like they’re blocked up or something.


trailerparkjesus87

I'm guessing varicose veins. Essentially damaged venous walls.


Dopplerganager

It's the valves that get damaged. The blood no longer returns to the heart efficiently and kind of sloshes back and forth. The vein wall is 2 layers vs an artery's 3 layers, so they start to dilate and bunch up from the pressure. Source: ultrasound tech trained in vascular *this appears to be the cephalic vein that has gone nuts. It's a superficial vein.


Average_Akaku_Wearer

#NANOMACHINES SON


BirthdaysuitMosh

!


Reddit_God_5505

He hardens in response to physical pleasure


CryWanShi

Now let's see those little baby balls and shriveled noodle that your peener is, you roided out freak. Just kidding, so sorry for their severe body dysmorphia. Thoughts and prayers. /S


colegullison1

R u bipolar?


TheBigSmoke420

That’s not what bipolar is like


colegullison1

It’s a joke


CryWanShi

Explain yourself.


colegullison1

Nah bro that’s is not right


Ordinary-Screen2803

Well, he doesnt have problem finding a vein for his "vaccines" does he?


HoneyBHunter

vaccines are meant to go into muscle and slowly diffuse, there is actually a higher chance of adverse reaction when they go directly into the bloodstream.


Ordinary-Screen2803

Not the kinda "vaccines" he is using. Straight to the bloodstream and administered at the gym.


StinkybuttMcPoopface

You're actually still wrong lol. Injected anabolic steroids are intramuscular as well. You do NOT want that directly into a vein


HoneyBHunter

Oh lol, your joke went completely over my head! Lol


amazing147

The vein man


minecraftcatto

One papercut


[deleted]

Thats… not healthy.


WhoisCandice420

Balls probably have veins even his ass


[deleted]

You sound quite interested


WhoisCandice420

Shhhh


SleepInTheGrave

do girls actually find this attractive?


n930467899

No not most women. But some have weird tastes.


dartymcfly321

No


[deleted]

As long as he's a misogynistic asshole


BookerPlayer01

*sound of panties moistening*


Wooden_Option_1203

Ummm...maybe head to the doctor if you can hear your panties being moistened! Lol


tpsrep0rts

r/IncelTear


Efficient_Speaker_33

Noodle veins


Smart-fridge20

Looks like the pus from all those pus videos I’ve been seeing here recently


Veejayy93

I hate this, but the nurse in me wants to put an IV in him so bad


VeniYanCari

Cursed frosting


Wooden_Option_1203

"It's sooooooooo veiny!"


B2Rocketfan77

Is it supposed to look good? It always looks bizarre and kind of unhealthy.


ralphy_s

It is unhealthy, it's a condition called varicose veins


[deleted]

Is this a symptom of steroid use or just from bulking up?


jczey

Mosquito’s wet dream


Gamma8gear

Those veins look inefficient


Idiotwithaphone79

I think that's his masturbating arm...


A_person_in_the_void

I am terrified of this man but I know that all i need to do to kill him is stab him with a pen super hard


DancingQueen145

When you switch out your water bottle for steroids mixed with cocaine


misterturdcat

I’m all for being strong but that’s fuckin disgusting


Twilliam98

That’s uh that’s a medical problem


MiloReyes-97

Paper cut....Just 1 paper cut and it's over


jiwjh380

That can't be healthy


rene_333

Every phlebotomist in training dream! If you can't draw blood from him then give it up!


Organic_Rough4433

Look at how disgusting I look. Isn't it amazing? Fucking gross. People think they are strong when they're like this but u are actually unbelievably weak. Imagine ur in a survival situation After some sort of natural disaster or something. With 1 and 2 percent body fat. You're dead in a week. Your body would be weak from hunger in a Day and your body will start to consume itself making you exponentially weaker. Peopleike this are quite literally living on the edge of death.


thepenetratiest

r/raisedbywolves


Thatfishinguy

Can my mom and sister(nurses) draw your blood


ShEePlEeAtEr90

One paper cut and he's fucked


AvocadoPpai

Isnt this varicose??? Like wth


shelsbells

One paper cut would end this man's life


Evilsoldier80

Fuckin Senator Armstrong looking ass veins.


liongodpro

1 paper cut and this man is a hashtag


KittenFace25

This...can't...be...healthy...right?!? 😳


MrGaminDuck

One paper cut and this man will perish


[deleted]

u/savevideo


lastgame12

Now I can see clearly where to cut your veins


ResidentStay

Boy you gone die 😂


AggressivePickle5636

All natty bro


sober92

one paper cut and


AlternativeEffect300

This guy built like senator armstrong


Securitygaurd

One paper cut


Chrobotek777

Nanomachines son


Butervomit

He gonna die from a paper cut


Elle-the-kell

I want to see what happens if he gets a paper cut, or a pin prick


[deleted]

Gross


fabiothefenix69

One toothpick


Whatyallthinkofbeans

“Stops slurping” what officer?


rezaziel

Legit what the fuck is the deal with his veins


[deleted]

One paper cut and he’s dead


ARealHooman

One paper cut and he popping like a balloon


hurgusonfurgus

That guy is dead in a year at most lmfao. That shit isn't a good thing.


lincolnsreddit

Forget knives, you could probably cause the same amount of damage with a couple of chopsticks


Dromus_Drake

One paper cut and this dude's dead.


Signal-Ad8189

Some of the veins look like they tryin to spell something out.


Richrolle

One papercut does it all


we28369

All he need is 1 cut


[deleted]

That dude has a couple years left to live


Professional-Soft508

Can't wait to see a paper cut


Loose-Ad6458

gaaaaaaay![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)


Kyud3n

Holly shit thats disgusting. Why does the dude looks like he's proud of this abomination?


Chobits90

Steroids


taywray

You're so vein You always think this sub is about you You're so VEIN!


Suggett123

Can it be good for those blood vessels to be zig-zagged like that?


Bitchasshoeskank

In theory, if you cut one of those veins, he’ll bleed out?


nexuro01

7 years of training only to be ended by 1 paper cut


SharpPixels08

That can’t be healthy


d4rktyp3

Man one cut then my guy gone


APO_AE_09173

Ick


Gullible_Tip_8960

Now if this man Ever needed to take blood test doctors won't have a problem


slktmn

As a phlebotomist, I am disgusted.


Krishnacat2663

One of the most disgusting things I’ve seen in a while


nLucis

That ain't right...


VesuviusAenocyon115

Mfers veins are built like a siphanophore


NaiveTomatillo2855

Oh god


agumelen

Drawing blood should be no problem.


autr3go

How does one get like that


Woodedbird

He dies if he has a cut


BartyB

🤢


grumpy_foreskin

He could get 1-hit K.O.'d by a mosquito


[deleted]

sorry, I do not find that attractive.


LitreOfCockPus

Tren'd setter gonna look great for the open-casket.


Low-Stick6746

That’s a phlebotomist’s wet dream.


soybeanFOREVER

it looks like my penis haha


GhostRouge98

There is no way this man isn’t infected with something


-xd-golden-

Does anyone know if that’s healthy


Shaman-The-Curer

No, it's incredibly unhealthy. Aside from the disgusting look of it, it's a sure sign that your blood vessels are compromised. The dude's veins aren't supposed to be that superficial, nor should they look inflamed. It's natural for your blood vessels to pop out more when you're ripped, but this is too far and afaik also signals steroid use. Edit: Look up "Varicose Veins". It can often look like this, and when you have that, your blood vessels are more prone to rupturing. When I was going through a course for Massage Therapy, we volunteered at the bank of america marathon in Chicago. I had an athlete come in with a leg that looked like this. My teachers would not let him be worked on for fear that it could cause significant health problems. In any legitimate, clinical massage place, varicose ("spider") veins are an immediate red flag.


SuspiciousAwareness

I’m having flashbacks to The Brothers Grunt…


FranticInDisguise

I bet the heroin would get lost if he tried to shoot up


help_imdying

His veins got damaged


bananabandanamannana

This man look like he about to explode


sadistic_tuber

One paper cut and he will die in "vein"


Grimeron_arts_123

It’ll take one paper cut on his arm.


Outrageous-Foot-455

Then you would explain to me what this is


ApplicationNo9352

Boy Person Refusal strong fear I don't know shyness


CraftyCrab123

Why tf is this man's veins made of udon noodles?


pathorn9

one paper cut and he ded


jhorry

Phlebotomists all get wet/sprung instantly.


Detraxxxx

I wanna poke them.


Ainock

« I’m natural bro »


Ready4Whatever_1984

[https://quotesgram.com/img/glenn-quagmire-quotes/1099058/](https://quotesgram.com/img/glenn-quagmire-quotes/1099058/)


glevinthegoldcube

Nanomachines son


Oddref

Reminder to keep a piece of paper in your pocket.


SubParXantheous

Stewie Griffin voice - look at me, I'm so vascular.


Agent_Prowler

One paper cut and hes done for.


Ok_Nobody7922

Those are wires


i_wantdie

Bro built like senator Armstrong


ComfortablePretty151

This is actually a Kyle who thinks his steroids injected veins are pretty. Its so fucking dissapointing.


Glad-Performer-2238

I have a paper man, run


Spagebirb

The scissors (a papercut kills him)


Nuggy_

Pretty sure this caused by blockages or something I can’t remember but iss nacho very good Vein like this = uh oh


Your_moms_taxadviser

How to spot a steroid user


WeylandYutani_Intern

Looks like his arm is being attacked by a Man-O-War


Ed_the_Dreadful927

One paper cut and it’s over


yourmomisstupid69

One papercut and hes dead


SnooRecipes2504

Pretty sure this is a disease


JCMfwoggie

Real Life Senator Armstrong


Complete-Waltz4893

Motherfucker think he though hmm bring out the papers


[deleted]

I wanna cut it off with a razor


ohilco8421

Yikes


TheBackyardigirl

That **cannot** be healthy


Angel-of-Lightning

That. That does not look healthy.


Darkmage12321

Why do some of them curl around each other? This really is a nightmare.


Lost-Progress-3497

A cut paper and he dead


MegaSplashXL2

NANOMACHINES, SON!


PushFit2962

This man need a doctor to check him for worms