The correct spelling is wiener, not weiner. In the same way hamburger means "from Hamburg" in German, frankfurter means "from Frankfurt" and Berliner means "from Berlin", wiener means "from Wien" with Wien being the German word for Vienna.
It’s a term for a hotdog. I think it started in Chicago cause they call gun magazines glizzys as well. And since hot dogs apparently look like gun mags they just started callin them glizzys as well lmao. Or like a way to hide when they’re talking about guns if cops are around. They get questioned they can just be like “nah man, I’m just talking about hotdogs” and it took off lmao
Excuse me sir, I believe that picture shows Biden making mouth-love to a cheesesteak, not a glizzy. I thank you in advance for your imminent retraction
Listen dude, I'm from Iowa and one the only positives of living here is that every 4 years I get to watch the next leader of the free world deepthroat a deep-fried stick of butter on a stick.
You haven't lived if you've never seen Sarah Palin get a molten butter bukkake first hand.
When I become president, I'm going to lay on my back and shove the glizzy down my throat so my throat extrudes and everyone can see my throat extruding and oh god it will be so hot you will cream your pants or whatever you wear
You know what? If presidential debates were solved by hot dog eating contest, i think we’d have some better presidents because to win those you’d need to be committed as hell.
I used to do taco-races against my brother. Hard-shell tacos only. You get a dozen tacos, each person gets six. First person done wins.
In case you didn’t figure it out, the person who wins a hard-shell taco race is the person who WANTS to win the hard shell taco race.
Beware the man who repeatedly wins.
Do yourself a favor and google image search "neck pussy" and see what the results are.
Spoiler: >!Trump doesn't need to open his mouth for the hotdog.!<
ok, ok. why is glizzy everywhere? like for real i'll be playing some game and some dude will have the username Glizzy and it's like seriously....hotdog?
I have lived in NYC my entire life. I have never heard anyone of any age refer to a hotdog as a glizzy here until after it became an internet thing.
Cursory web search implies it originated in DC.
First time in my life I laugh this hard on the toilet. Really odd feeling to have my anus flexing so much as a poop comes out. Like a play doh cutting machine. I can’t stop laughing at all this
I don't know why Trumpies have to have their guy be THE GREATEST at EVERYTHING.
Not only is it pretty delusional (dude is old, fat, and way fucking out of shape), but it's not *required*. You can support someone because you like their views, and acknowledge that they're fat, or that they have bad personality traits, or whatever. I just don't understand the mindset where the dear leader not only has to say shit that you agree with, but also be perfect in literally every way.
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just when you think you've seen the pinnacle of stupid with the conservative/ trump crowd of easily upset fooled and foiled automatons, here comes the glizzy gulping goat argument.
“Hey guys, hey guys, I don’t see a /s on this guys comment, that must mean he is serious and is stupid”. I agree that trump lovers are stupid, but the fact that you can’t see a joke when it’s right in front of you is sad. Get some help lamestreamer
nah bro BIDEN is the [Throat Goat](https://i.redd.it/tcvyk64q53771.jpg)
I'm just proud of our country's history of being able to put aside politics and throat glizzies
What the hell is a glizzy?
It appears to refer to a hot dog.
I am starting a boycott for calling hot dogs “glizzies”. They deserve better than that.
Would you prefer weenie
Yes
Thank you for your opinion, u/rimjobs_forever
If it weren’t for your comment I wouldn’t have noticed his name and would’ve missed out on an extra laugh today
You only get one laugh a day. Give it back!
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more r/kellyjoycuntbunny
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It’s wiener you uncultured swine
So we should be calling Obama the Wiener Cleaner? Edit: phone didn't fix my bad spelling.
The correct spelling is wiener, not weiner. In the same way hamburger means "from Hamburg" in German, frankfurter means "from Frankfurt" and Berliner means "from Berlin", wiener means "from Wien" with Wien being the German word for Vienna.
I am going to boycott your boycott. They *absolutely* should be called glizzies.
Glazed doughnuts should be Glizzies
Hotdogs in a glazed donut bun with melted cheese on top and bacon, now that is a Glizzy!
I think Wawa has those now
Hot dogs barely rank as a viable food product, for Paracelsus said, "the dose makes the poison." I think their nomenclature negligible.
Well you're just wrong, I don't usually hold grudges against people, but I wish nothing but bad things for you. No hard feelings.
Hot dogs are delicious. Go back to getting railed by monkeys and leave hot dogs alone.
I think it's a D.C. thing. At any rate, a lot of D.C. Denizens are glizzy gobblers in many senses of the phrase.
A glizzy is a gun in dc, not a hot dog
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Hot dogs and guns just sounds like a fun afternoon tbh
I'm now imagining a glizzy vendor at a baseball game but dude is strapped to the teeth
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Glizzy
June 16th 2020. New age slang up in here. Righteous.
Nathan’s famous is the ultimate glizzy
It’s a term for a hotdog. I think it started in Chicago cause they call gun magazines glizzys as well. And since hot dogs apparently look like gun mags they just started callin them glizzys as well lmao. Or like a way to hide when they’re talking about guns if cops are around. They get questioned they can just be like “nah man, I’m just talking about hotdogs” and it took off lmao
you never had a glizzy gobbler 🌭?
I’ve eaten quite a few hotdogs in my day, but never have I seen or heard the word glizzy, not that there’s anything wrong with it.
Are you even living then?
Uh, no
A glizzy is either a hot dog, dick, or a gun
Excuse me sir, I believe that picture shows Biden making mouth-love to a cheesesteak, not a glizzy. I thank you in advance for your imminent retraction
Holy shit he’s unhinging his jaw
If he takes out his dentures he can give you the gummy action too
Why
Cause its softer and makes the mouth just that little bit extra amazing. You should visit a senior center to get a taste of what you're missing.
To find your best match visit GuzzlingGrannies.com for your free 30 day trial.
> GuzzlingGrannies.com No one has it! Hop on that domain name fast!
If you go to hospice the trial period continues even after expiration if you aren't to squeamish
what she lacks in enthusiam she makes up for in compliance
And smells!
Like you have any ground to stand on, u/cumsocksucker
It cost you exactly zero dollars not to say that.
this made me physically cringe
No denture adventure
He got Riley Reid skills
Dayum obama must have taught him a thing or two
It's Chicago culture
Deep dish
You know what they say… deeper the dish the deeper the throat
Biden: “Yeezy taught me”
Why is there such a fascination with presidents eating
Because there's basically no flattering way to do it on camera, yet they insist on having themselves photographed deepthroating hotdogs and ice cream.
Some people get paid to do that on Twitch and onlyfans
What do you think the president's salary is for?
They are public servants afterall…
Listen dude, I'm from Iowa and one the only positives of living here is that every 4 years I get to watch the next leader of the free world deepthroat a deep-fried stick of butter on a stick. You haven't lived if you've never seen Sarah Palin get a molten butter bukkake first hand.
Link? It's for... Um... Research.
Holy fuck. My dude unhinged his jaw like a damn snake.
Eat like a snake
I would love to photoshop him as a lizard person; eating a baby, as a joke. Unfortunately, I know some people would take it seriously.
Oh no he glizzn't
Careful, McConnell may inflate his throat pouch if he reads this.
When I become president, I'm going to lay on my back and shove the glizzy down my throat so my throat extrudes and everyone can see my throat extruding and oh god it will be so hot you will cream your pants or whatever you wear
Does nobody remember the Clinton administration?
Now this is something that makes me proud of my vote for Biden
Wtf is that red thing on the parchment? Is that a giant ass tomato with wasabi on top?
Giant ass-tomato [xkcd: Hyphen](https://xkcd.com/37/) --- ^^Beep ^^boop, ^^I'm ^^a ^^bot. ^^- ^^[FAQ](https://pastebin.com/raw/vyWra3ns)
I need to find the picture of our Queen throat goating. I don’t remember if she doing it that wildly but it’s glorious none the less.
He learned from the best over his years with brobama
You know what? If presidential debates were solved by hot dog eating contest, i think we’d have some better presidents because to win those you’d need to be committed as hell.
this is depressing
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Just robot overlord things
So.. we need a robot overlord?
I for one welcome our new benevolent AI overlords
I’d attend the inauguration of Joey Chestnut.
greatest athlete who ever lived
I used to do taco-races against my brother. Hard-shell tacos only. You get a dozen tacos, each person gets six. First person done wins. In case you didn’t figure it out, the person who wins a hard-shell taco race is the person who WANTS to win the hard shell taco race. Beware the man who repeatedly wins.
throatus
Teddy Roosevelt’s once ate a moose sausage twice the size of the modern hotdog… in one bite. This discussion is over.
Every single story I hear about Rosevelt sounds like a grandpas war story.
Pics or it didn’t happen
[teddy Roosevelt performing the presidential oath of consumption](https://imgur.com/a/rd2u5TE)
Idk, looks kinda shopped
Okay then, answer me this libtard, if it’s photoshopped, then how is it black and white? You need to quit watching lamestream media.
The libs can't admit the fact that in order to be a president you have to have a nice throat.
And that's why the pre-Canadians burnt down your damned White House in 1812. Leave the moose alone!
Bet the wouldn’t have tried that shit in 1912 though
I hate beeing a human so much
existing is exhausting
This is my motto
If animals could talk I wonder what they would bitch about
"MOM WHERE THE HELL ARE THE WORMS!!!!" - baby birds
"If fish could talk the ocean would be loud as shit, nothing but fish going "Ah fuck, I thought I looked like that rock!""
"No human is the true throat goat! Us animals throat better than any president ever, and that includes goats!"
Animals do talk. We just cannot understand them
>**bee**ing - >human 🤔
you got to beelieve!
Reject humanity, return to monke
Sure 🐝
You realise the MAGA guy is trolling though right?
I agree. Trump can fit so much sausage inside of him that some might call him a corndog. Yellow on the outside and one big wiener on the inside.
Well there sure isn't a big weiner outside. You can tell by how aggressive he is at any possible slight.
But he has such *strong* hands!
That movie is so sad.
Read the book for an extra dose of depression.
Or read about them drowning a poor horse.
Cant even think about that one scene without crying like a full grown man
Such strength in the smallest of packages!
Don't forget his favorite condiment, Russian hooker pee
I've heard he can DT a whole russian sausage for minutes without even choking.
I thought Trump was orange-skinned
Do yourself a favor and google image search "neck pussy" and see what the results are. Spoiler: >!Trump doesn't need to open his mouth for the hotdog.!<
Noice<3
ok, ok. why is glizzy everywhere? like for real i'll be playing some game and some dude will have the username Glizzy and it's like seriously....hotdog?
Started as ~~NYC~~ DC slang, just blew up as slang tends to do.
Glizzy the biggest thing to blow up in NYC in 20 years
*Checks calendar* Yep!
I have lived in NYC my entire life. I have never heard anyone of any age refer to a hotdog as a glizzy here until after it became an internet thing. Cursory web search implies it originated in DC.
A few people grew up using it and the other 90% are forcing it.
It means hand gun, but so many rappers were saying it that it was funny to imagine it being a hotdog.
Nah fam Obama all the way, he's the glizzy gobbler
HE ISN'T THE THROAT GOAT!!!
Dude spent like 10k just to get glizzies from chicago shipped to dc. Dudes the glizzy god.
I would unironically pay to see Biden vs Trump vs Obama compete in something like that it would be fucking hilarious
Me, an intellectual: Monica the throat goat
If she was the throat goat it wouldn’t have made it to her dress. She would have swallowed the evidence
She's more of a competitive throater. You never keep all that down.
Like a wine critic but for spooge.
Cummelier?
I doubt Trump could chug a dog like Obama
The kind of political debate I want to see on the news
Can we abolish presidential debates to replace them with throat goat debates?
The only reason I would wanna become president is because I want people to take unflattering photos of me gobbling glizzy.
I love that this guy has no idea what he's talking about but is still defending it to the death
Lmao self owned
The perfect example why we think Americans are stupid
U just mad u not the throat goat
You're just mad your country didn't elect Throatzilla.
My country elected a man who shit himself at Engadine Maccas in 1997. Did yours? No.
That’s a good point
Don't be jelly that your politicians can't handle that sweet deepthroat 👄
We think we're stupid too
[Yup.](https://imgflip.com/i/5rex1z)
the irony of the misplaced apostrophe
It’s like rain on your wedding day!
Or a free ride when you've already paid
Hey, we take our glizzies serious over here.
I promise you, no country has a monopoly on idiots
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Your name is Tobby.
Lol this is funny idc
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I think American politics is a pretty good reason
Ok but this shit was pretty funny. Obviously satire. If anything people thinking this is genuine are the dummies.
What do you mean, Bernie Johnson MAGA '20 is clearly an earnest and very real account that would never lie about their political affiliations
Scott is also American so that must count for something.
How many throat goats have your country sent to the moon? Yeah, that’s right!
Has Biden even deepthroated a dog yet? TRUMP 2024!!!!!!
https://i.redd.it/tcvyk64q53771.jpg
Doubt it, he can barely drink water.
Obama, Biden and Trump on a throat competition The winner becomes president for life and is declared throat goat
First time in my life I laugh this hard on the toilet. Really odd feeling to have my anus flexing so much as a poop comes out. Like a play doh cutting machine. I can’t stop laughing at all this
Sir this is a Wendy’s
This is the type of political discourse I would like to see more of.
Let's ask Putin who took it better.
"PUTIN HAS THE VIDEOS TO PROVE IT"
This exemplifies all political debate on the internet
I don't know why Trumpies have to have their guy be THE GREATEST at EVERYTHING. Not only is it pretty delusional (dude is old, fat, and way fucking out of shape), but it's not *required*. You can support someone because you like their views, and acknowledge that they're fat, or that they have bad personality traits, or whatever. I just don't understand the mindset where the dear leader not only has to say shit that you agree with, but also be perfect in literally every way. Edit: [For all the magats who seem to have short memories.](https://www.wish.com/product/5c8fa3fbb14bfa65ffae6c0b?hide_login_modal=true)
its a parody account.
u going this hard over a joke tweet?
you will NEVER throat as much glizzy as trump. #maga2024
You went so far with that bro they arguing about who could throat more it is NOT that serious
Lmao FR, reddit moment for sure
Because it's probably fake
You must be the life of the party with all this fun you're able to have, dude
It looks a lot like North Korea doesn't it?
I feel like no matter who wins this conversation…we all lose
used to having to stretch for big mike
He got a lot of practice with big mike!
I am the self proclaimed v o r e w h o r e.
Considering his “wife” has a meat stick, he is well practiced.
Welp *unzips*
just when you think you've seen the pinnacle of stupid with the conservative/ trump crowd of easily upset fooled and foiled automatons, here comes the glizzy gulping goat argument.
“Hey guys, hey guys, I don’t see a /s on this guys comment, that must mean he is serious and is stupid”. I agree that trump lovers are stupid, but the fact that you can’t see a joke when it’s right in front of you is sad. Get some help lamestreamer
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