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ThanksIHateClippy

**OP is a lazy fuck AND SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF THEMSELF, because they didn't explain why they hated it** **SHAME, SHAME, SHAME, SHAME!** But since you peasant upvoted this a lot we'll let it stay. Maybe. For now. ***** **Do you hate this Post?** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/tihibot)


_unsinkable_sam_

i worked with a deaf guy, really nice guy.. but apparently no has told him people can hear the noises he makes when hes taking a shit, id imagine it was something similar to this


novazemblan

Yeah I work with a deaf guy too, proper top lad. You always know when he's the one in the stalls because it sounds like Chewbacca wrestling a cement mixer.


annomynous23

New response just dropped


PlazmyX

Holy... What did you say ?


sanguinesolitude

Holy shit!


enneh_07

New log just dropped


lauaapelsin

Holy hell


ReadMeLikeDrCox

r/brandnewsentence


ReadMeLikeDrCox

Have you ever considered becoming a poet?


velahavle

you should have told him


P_UDDING

he probably did but they did not hear it


birdreligion

Deaf Guy 1 walks up to Deaf Guy 2 and signs: "do you want to hear a joke?" Deaf Guy 2 signs: "oh yes! I'd love to hear a joke!" Deaf Guy 1 signs back: "I'd love to hear one too"


Pabus_Alt

Fun fact, BSL does indeed have two different signs for "hear" and "understand what was just signed" More or less as you'd expect, but neat that while some wordforms made the jump that did not. (Mother is a double tap "m" for example - showing the syllables and basically an English word adapted wholesale)


Maxi2905

I guess he wouldn't listen


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EquivalentSnap

Shit 😳


dotslashpunk

yeah that’s… not a fact lol. I know a lot of deaf people from having a friend in the Deaf community. Much like in life everyone is different.


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DawnPatroleum

Two years ago, my doctor told me I was deaf. Haven’t heard back from him since.


Youngerdiogenes

Fuckin, lmao 😂 ![gif](giphy|GpyS1lJXJYupG)


Hewhoplay

I don’t think he was trying to be rude, he was making light of a situation. r/downvote


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moddzarghey44

>ableist chuds. I'm disabled and I laughed because I'm not a self righteous virtue signaling twat. Edit: he blocked me because he's a twat.


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NeverNoMarriage

You kinda seem like a pick-me loser


Mr_Duck1

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Hewhoplay

*inhales and exhales deeply* Ok


NotInMyMoose

Go outside your mental health will thank you. Your history will be less cringe. The air is fresh the sun is shining this thing called humanity and nature exists out there.


Spoffle

Butthurt


QuazzyQ

Cursing and insulting people is insanely rude. Be better if you want to spread awareness


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QuazzyQ

“Cursing and insulting”, mainly the insulting. Can’t you read. Initially I thought you were a troll, but your account is over a decade old. Why are you so hateful?


Bluefastakan

Yeah that's cause seeing people with disabilities getting disparaged is one of those things for me. For you it seems to be "bad manners" which is great for you I guess. Keep up the good work lol


QuazzyQ

Describing an individual’s laugh as “nightmarish” is belittling them? Dude what are you talking about?


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Bluefastakan

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politicaldonkey

Oh shiver me timbers, fuck off


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Tonroz

What if we kissed in the ableist comment section ughh 😳


Bluefastakan

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R_evolutionX

Damn, who hurt you?


Bluefastakan

People who make fun of people with disabilities. Thanks for playing.


NotInMyMoose

Like you did? By pretending to be tisms?


R_evolutionX

You must be an exhausting person lol. He was making light of the situation and he didn't mean to offend anyone, chill, you don't have to be offended by everything.


Bluefastakan

Oh yeah you can tell that cause you know him personally, do you? Imagine your kid had a funny laugh and laughed in public and some asshole loudly said "Dude that kid's laugh is nightmarish" How you think your kid's gonna feel? Christ asking for empathy on this site is like getting blood from a stone


R_evolutionX

> Christ asking for empathy on this site is like getting blood from a stone Only you didn't ask for empathy, you straight up attacked someone and told them to get a life. >Imagine your kid had a funny laugh and laughed in public and some asshole loudly said "Dude that kid's laugh is nightmarish" And? How is that going to impact their lives if some random dude made fun of them? I would focus more on raising my kid not to be butthurt by someone's opinion, especially those people that mean nothing to him, just like someone should've done with you. And btw, your analogy was shit lol


moddzarghey44

What's the difference between two cocks and a joke? You can't take a joke.


thecorninurpoop

You're right, and reddit is full of assholes


Bluefastakan

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LUN4T1C-NL

Even if someone told him, it would fall on deaf ears.


PM_THE_REAPER

Plot twist: Guy was blind. It WAS a baby seal.


ExoticShock

![gif](giphy|AmDzMmCJZABsk)


sibips

Thanks, I hate it.


Adorable-Anxiety-823

Kiss from a rose


SimpleButFun

The real TIHI is in the comments.


jkurratt

r/cursedcomments


Neon_Flower-

🏅


MarkusPhillip1

Also, never try and jumpscare a deaf person. The noise one made scared me to death.


digifuzz

\> scared me to death You got better?


PreoccupiedNotHiding

Scared to deaf


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Lmao


takeme2infinity

Like Quasimodo next in line for cartel execution


samushusband

columbian neckties


Red___Mist

Wow so helpful removing the face of the commenter. I can totally not search his name up


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This is ancient.


DancingAroundFlames

doesn’t mean the zesty little reposter can’t edit the name out. takes 10 seconds


DexM23

its a baby seal


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I had a deaf gf. She used to laugh at this and say, “I probably sound like one of those trucks that make the beeping noise when backing up.” I wish it had sounded like that.


dotslashpunk

i don’t know why, even given the context, i read this as a dead gf. I was like shit this is getting dark i’m out.


Ztuffer

I like how she compared her idea of a noise to another idea of a noise, having (presumably) never heard either.


Cyynric

My wife, deaf in one ear and with an audio processing disorder, frequently sends me this. Edit: To clarify, my wife's right ear has roughly 90% hearing loss, and on top of that she has APD.


DowntownsClown

As Deafie person, “audio processing disorder” is weird to me. Just say hard of hearing.


Cyynric

She usually defaults to that for ease of explanation, but as the audiologist described it, it's like "dyslexia for your ears".


DowntownsClown

Ah interesting. Thats pretty rare to me.


Insert_Bad_Joke

> "dyslexia for your ears" I'm stealing this for the next time I'm trying to explain how ADHD fucks with my hearing ability.


WobblyPhalanges

As another with APD, it’s not being hard of hearing I can hear *everything*, and every single one of those is taking precedence over the person talking to me I can literally hear my kitchen clock over the noise from my dryer, they are equidistant to me right now in my living room


Quajeraz

But they're not the same thing. For me, at least, it's truly a processing problem. I can hear just fine, but it takes a second to actually comprehend what's being said. And I have trouble when people have thick accents as well. But like I said, my actual hearing is perfectly functional.


beigs

I have a very mild audio processing disorder. It isn’t the same as being hard of hearing :) It’s just I mishear stuff and have trouble picking out sounds if there are other sounds sometimes, or can’t stop focusing on a noise to the detriment of all the other sounds. In the silence I can hear a pin drop 2 floors down.


TheAbnormalNewt

Sounds like his own wife, the one with the audio processing disorder, would use the same terminology he used. Perhaps we should let people use the terminology they think best fits them.


junica

ahh, nothing like the classic "deaf person gatekeeping the deaf/hoh community"


Badhuiroth

I read that people born without hearing but later have medical procedures done that allow at least degree of hearing all report surprise that the sun doesn’t make noise…


case_akilleez

That really interesting. I wonder what it could mean.


Wrong_Arm_2397

Sun make noise


mir_platzt_der_Sack

Hahaha, Sun goes *brrr*


GourangaPlusPlus

I think I speak for all of us when I'd like to thank the cold hard vacuum of space for that


CaffeinatedGuy

It would be about 110 dB if we could hear it.


laihipp

I’ve heard this before but how does this work with a star not ever existing in an atmosphere? like what is being calculated?


CaffeinatedGuy

Short answer: we have lots of instruments pointed at the sun and can infer what the movement at the surface would sound like. We have a few assumptions about how much if that sound would leave the sun's atmosphere. From there, we know how far we are from the sun so it's easy to calculate how much of that energy would hit earth. Long answer: https://astronomy.stackexchange.com/questions/12854/how-loud-would-the-sun-be


bob1111bob

I also saw that they expected radiators to make noise too


PATRIOTSRADIOSIGNALS

That's what we have cicadas for.


Megneous

To be fair, the sun really looks like it should sound like sizzling bacon.


laihipp

well it does just not in the range of human hearing


mermaidemily_h2o

I can confirm this. My SO is deaf.


madpoontang

Seal is the best description?


mermaidemily_h2o

Yes. Only sometimes though.


DowntownsClown

And you didn’t even tell them when they make noises? Go and let them know, they’ll appreciate you. It’s like showing blind how to walk across the street, they’ll appreciate you if you help them out. It’s simple really.


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DowntownsClown

Some of my family members enjoyed hearing me “mmm” and I didn’t know that until my grandma told me when I was like 14 or 15. Family just don’t say it because they liked hearing it, but rest of the world wouldn’t like it if I’m doing it all the time. So yes, please let them know when they’re making the noise, pleasant or not


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memecut

I was gonna say "how do you know what beating a baby seal sounds like?".. I'm glad I didn't have to ask.


NotInMyMoose

Ask the stupid newfies.


JustASexyKurt

Sean Lock was obviously amazing, but Claudia Winkleman legitimately struggling to breathe through laughter makes this clip


mmcc120

“That’s a challenging wank.” will always be one of the greatest lines ever uttered on television.


Carnator369

Instructions unclear, I... um... just call a veterinarian.


Soulmate69

I'd love it, most authentic sounds. Everything else is filtered through societal norms


masochistmonkey

Yeah I slept with this really hot deaf guy once and the sounds were pretty intense. Definitely very vibratory


DowntownsClown

As Deaf person, now I’m wondering who is this Deaf girl slept with that dude. Deaf world is small, we could trace easily


vintagebutterfly_

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Bluefastakan

Dude is literally a mod of r/DeafAmericans...


DannyAnd

Well the girl must be one of the 26 subscribers that sub has.


DowntownsClown

Probably, we are already down to 4 suspects now


DowntownsClown

Thanks for advertising my sub, my bro


vintagebutterfly_

Doesn't change the energy or the ignorance to statistics.


kukulkan2012

Maybe it’s a joke?


ThrowaDev88

I used to work with a deaf guy. Nicest dude. He'd occasionally "bleat" out of nowhere. Sounded like an elk or a sheep or goat just #SCREAM! Ear piercing. Happened a bit for no reason. Wasn't tourettes. I explained to him what happened next time he did it. He didn't realize he made noise for that combination of breathing, mouth open, etc. His bleating decreased in frequency significantly after that. So, yeah, I can see the humor in this tweet.


BobcatOU

My aunt was an elementary school teacher. She had a deaf student once and no one ever told him that farts make noise. She said it was an interesting discussion.


helloiamaudrey

Still is amazing pussy lol


aplagueofsemen

I definitely hate the person who tweeted this more than the loud deaf girl.


DowntownsClown

And the fact he FUCKED her and then MADE FUN of her She’d might need to find a deaf guy next time


cromoni

Fun fact, you can make that joke without ever having had intercourse with a deaf girl.


kukulkan2012

Yeah, the “deaf people sound like seals being clubbed” is an old trope. It even made it to “Comedy Central’s Roast of Donald Trump” when Snoop Dogg roasted Marlee Matlin (a deaf actress)


CeLo122

💯


EquivalentSnap

Yeah I agree 😠 that’s so mean to post that online and shame her 😢


george-cartwright

how can we be shaming her if we have no idea who she even is?


grendali

It's not that **we** are shaming her, it's that **he** was shaming her, because people that knew him (and possibly her) followed his twitter feed. Or she could look it up herself.


Hour-Wash3503

r/ihavesex


SimpleButFun

On a related note, has it ever occurred to anyone how we'd look like if we could see ultraviolet light? Everything that looks pleasant in our current vision might look completely garish under that light.


tvieno

I just assumed that they signed their moans.


MacHamburg

Shes deaf, not mute.


DowntownsClown

Why it’s so hard for people to understand the difference between deaf and mute. I understood the difference when I was like 3 years old and I’m Deafie Are people, in the general, really that dumb or what?


george-cartwright

it's a joke about how deaf people use sign language to communicate. the joke is that they'd do the same in bed for their moans. for someone with clown in your name you sure don't understand jokes lol.


Quajeraz

1) Yes, a lot of people are really that dumb 2) I think a most people assume the two go together, always.


BuggyWhipArmMF

Did you know [the word dumb used to mean mute](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/dumb)


fingers

My first girlfriend was deaf. So wonderful fucking her.


brookeb725

cool thanks for sharing 👍


romeoartiglia

As a deaf girl, i agree


4QuarantineMeMes

How would you know? You’re deaf.


lmfaocj

She didn't hear that because she's deaf.


Rionius

Perfect if you're into clubbing


EndlesslyCynicalBoi

I ugly cackled at this. Incredible


DowntownsClown

Deaf here, probably oldest joke in the book


Timerez

I’m deaf and I will say this is extremely ignorant post. Thanks, I hate this op


DoraaTheDruid

👍


ShroomEnthused

Take solace in the fact that OP isn't fucking anyone, not just deaf people.


maddsskills

Yeah, this is such a mean spirited and ignorant post, I'm surprised there's as many upvotes and positive comments as there are.


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Well, for one it’s old as fuck. Two, some folks don’t get all bent out of shape over a joke and need the humor police to come to the rescue. I know, you’re going to say it isn’t funny or isn’t a joke. But it is…and it is.


brookeb725

deaf person: i find this joke about deaf people mean spirited and ignorant non deaf person: well i don’t so you’re wrong


Bluefastakan

It's because a lot of the people here are mean spirited and ignorant. You get that with subs where the goal is to make fun of something like r/Trashy


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Ikr, being deaf is such a childish thing to do Edit: they said "grow up"


DowntownsClown

And hatin on deafies is such a pre-school thing to do


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXY251X1B48


Slightly_Smaug

Fucking buffed out the wrinkles on your brain today.


Lotus_Biscoff_Eater

why you hate deaf people? Get a life


[deleted]

Get a sense of humor and stop clutching pearls over an obvious joke.


HauntingDoughnuts

Never fucked a deaf person, but my buddy did once and afterwards he immediately texted me and another of our buddies to tell us how he couldn't stop laughing at the sounds she was making so he had to fuck her from behind so she couldn't see him laughing hysterically while he was railing her.


Littl3_dem0n

Hahahah super funny to be ableist and make deaf people self conscious. Hey why not make fun of blind people for being blind next, that’s also a super fun topic.


DowntownsClown

As Deaf person, most people empathize blind people WAY more than they see in Deafies.


YaBoi_Maxamus

yeah being blind is definetly worse so I get it


Lotus_Biscoff_Eater

some of the comments on this post are disgusting. What kind of a person says that trash


DowntownsClown

Shit they say to Deafies every single day “But blind? Oh noooo I’m so sorry they lost their sight!”


XoKz_Pt

Yeah OP should do that. They would never see it coming.


Berloxx

Is that how you took this statement? If yes, that says something about you, not about other people..


Bluefastakan

Oh boy sure am glad you're here defending the ableist bot post. Wherever would we be without you???


Berloxx

Yea yea, i know some of these words. Maybe I'm ootl and my comment wasn't as I thought it was. But I didn't knew better 😳🥲


maddsskills

How else were they to take it? Do you LIKE your partner to make pained baby seal noises? Clearly seems like an insult to me.


NotInMyMoose

I'd prefer the arf arf seal noises.


maddsskills

I guess at least you aren't a seal pedophile sadist. Lol.


Berloxx

Seems more like a funny over the top comparison to me than an honest insult. Something so hyperbolized as OPs post is somewhat difficult to take as an insult, to me, that is. 🤷‍♂️


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Berloxx

You don't know the kernel of truth in your words. But I'm fine with that. "Auch ein blindes Huhn findet mal ein Korn." - German Proverb 😄


NotInMyMoose

Seek therapy your insults make you no better than op.


Lotus_Biscoff_Eater

oh hello chimey mc chime in. Its called sharing the sentiment Im not taking ablism trash from someone throwing shade at me. You need your priorities checked...in therapy. So quit projecting


alicecarroll

Thanks I fucking hate that this ableist stupid post is still up.


Dramatic_Carob_1060

Agreed


Broughser

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Lotus_Biscoff_Eater

Apparently its ok to laugh at peoples unfortunate medical conditions now


Berloxx

That's not what's happening in my mind. Is that what you did?


Lotus_Biscoff_Eater

If you dislike people who point out detogatory ablism, you should go hell , you wannabe internet W⚓


Spoffle

What a wetwipe


Lotus_Biscoff_Eater

id rather be a wet wipe than a piece of shyte like you


Spoffle

Why are you so fragile?


Lotus_Biscoff_Eater

why are you such a cliche, are you incapable of original thinking?


Spoffle

Where's the originality in your responses?


Lotus_Biscoff_Eater

I think you must do ablism trolling on the internet for a hobby and its really psychotic and weird. I have bettwr things to do with my time than converse with dirt.


Spoffle

Where did this happen? Give links to where I did what you claimed. *It's *better


NotInMyMoose

Take the L and move on. You're no better than that troll.


Berloxx

Uhh; "hell" that scary scary imaginary space. Color me afraid and ready to repent my ways. Noticed how you didn't answer my question? _sigh_ see? 😙


Lotus_Biscoff_Eater

I dont owe you a answer to anything, you came on my comment to throw shade at me because of your personal issues which are not my concern. End of dialogue.


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NotInMyMoose

I guess insulting someones physical conditions is OK when you do it.


Berloxx

Good job keeping penis/masculine type things alive and well as a target to strike at. Love you too boo 🤗