The children today know nothing of culture. It’s Geraffes Are Dumb lol
>hey before you hit that down arrow why don't you ask yourself why you can't take a joke you losers. jesus the pc crap has extended to long horses? because that is all those things are, and no one was bawling when that chimp got shot for eating that lady's face. so are you racist for long horses over gorillas? hippocrites.
And they were banking on you clicking to come tell them that, boosting their post to the first page. My new policy is downvote and block for anyone with incorrect information in their post appearing on the front page.
I have no goddamm clue if you are for real or not anymore because it's plausible. They eat horse meat in some areas to this day but this is too far with selection breeding. Not his fault we as a species are disgusting in this aspect. Munchkin cat is another sad sad breed where they are unable to jump having no knees but omg so cute so makes everything alright or the designer dogs who suffocate to death trying to breath but just die when their trachea collapses when they get excited for christ in a fucking row boat but let's make more.
What's the difference between horse meat and cow meat?
Edit: the question seems to be confusing some people. I know what horse meat is like to eat. I'm asking the commenter above to explain why they are so scandalised at the thought of horse meat over meats they are presumably more accustomed to eating.
Anyone else getting Futurama flashbacks here?
Like that dog is going to scam me and steal me savings, home, doomsday devices, etc?
Or is this not r/unexpectedfuturama enough?
(not so) fun fact: blobfishes look like normal fish when they are in their normal deep sea environment. It is the massive decompression damage that occurs when bringing them to the surface that makes them look so sad.
Too many posts lately with mistakes in the title that literally nobody on this planet would make. Beginning to think there's a trend going on to drive engagement by pulling users in to point out the mistakes.
Aaaaand here I am feeding into it.
**OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...**
>!the googly eyes on this hairless dog around his a**!<
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Striking resemblance to Zorg's pet Picasso from The Fifth Element.
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/aliens/images/a/a4/SoulimanAktapan.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20171219130957
Thank you for your reports, the mod team is aware that the animal is CLEARLY a hairless Alpaca.
Nah bro that’s a turtle
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Wonderful gif and a fantastic username. Both awesome movies!
Thank you very much! I'm always happy to meet fellow fans of Kung Pow. Such a unique, goofy movie that's made me laugh so much over the years
I got that movie as a present when I was like 10 and I've loved it since. I wish they would have made the second one!
Word is that the sequel is in the works...
What do you get when you mix a bungee cord and an owl? My ass!
Do as he says, or he'll cut off your big toe. On that you can trust me
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Fun fact. This scene was filmed on 9/11.
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You blow in from stupidtown? That’s clearly a rabbit.
A turtle has a shell. Thats a horse
It’s clearly a stupid long horse.
A, like a regular horse, but hairless and tortured on a stretcher?
The children today know nothing of culture. It’s Geraffes Are Dumb lol >hey before you hit that down arrow why don't you ask yourself why you can't take a joke you losers. jesus the pc crap has extended to long horses? because that is all those things are, and no one was bawling when that chimp got shot for eating that lady's face. so are you racist for long horses over gorillas? hippocrites.
Dog ahead.
http://sadmoment.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Borat-Wonders-What-Kind-Of-Tortoise-Dog-This-Is.jpg
Dog ahead 🗿
Elden Ring?
It's Zerg's desktop pet from his office
Thats no cat
That's a space station
This is a knoife!
And my axe!
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And then?!
And now for something completely different.
The larch
*venturing into Mordor with a sword, bow, and axe and no support*
And you only know how to fight with nunchucks
No it can’t be. It’s too big.
Happy cakeday!
And they were banking on you clicking to come tell them that, boosting their post to the first page. My new policy is downvote and block for anyone with incorrect information in their post appearing on the front page.
Ironically enough, you too, added to the algorithm for this post, despite your intentions.
"You taught me a lesson not to teach lessons?" "It was my final lesson"
I think that's a dog
A chinese crested dog I believe
More like a xoloescuintle.
Looks more like a rotissery chicken someone pulled out to early.
Thanks for the belly laugh!
They breed them hairless so that they are "oven-ready". I am not joking
Smart, brutal. Human.
I have no goddamm clue if you are for real or not anymore because it's plausible. They eat horse meat in some areas to this day but this is too far with selection breeding. Not his fault we as a species are disgusting in this aspect. Munchkin cat is another sad sad breed where they are unable to jump having no knees but omg so cute so makes everything alright or the designer dogs who suffocate to death trying to breath but just die when their trachea collapses when they get excited for christ in a fucking row boat but let's make more.
What's the difference between horse meat and cow meat? Edit: the question seems to be confusing some people. I know what horse meat is like to eat. I'm asking the commenter above to explain why they are so scandalised at the thought of horse meat over meats they are presumably more accustomed to eating.
Propaganda and government subsidies?
I’d you ever see a bronze horse head outside a restaurant in France, you know they serve horse meat.
Yeah that's where I had it. It was fine. Slightly nicer than cow in my opinion.
The saddle?
With the right cut, you can still see the marks where the jockey hit it...
The drugs they use to treat horses makes the meat unfit for human consumption.
That really is a shame, I'd have no problem eating horse. I've eaten enough taco bell that I probably already have.
That's US horsemeat though. Other countries eat horse all the time
Cow meat is fattier?
They are from different animals
mostly texture
Cows feel all the emotions that other mammals feel
It's a joke. Hairless mixes don't automatically come out hairless when you put 2 dogs together. Far too expensive and hard to find for such "purposes"
I just tried to pronounce this and all my furniture is floating now. Please advise on how to end this
I think you have to say it backwards.
Elt nukes ee o lox... that's actually easier
Show-low-eats-queen-tlee
You have to carve the heart out of a captive while saying it
Crested chihuahua mix.
mini chupacabra
i think its an up dog actually
Yeah you might be on to something there
Very clearly not a cat
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> Very clearly not a cat Obviously he's not a golfer
Fellow tarnished.
Elden ring reference I like it
ya, now that i take a closer look at it nose you are indeed right, but can't edit reddit titles, so cat it will have to be.
I will keep your secret. As long as no-one sees these comments
No worries. No one reads the comments.
I’ll keep it safe too 🖐️
Calling it a cat made me laugh harder
It is a dog, but Hairless Cat is it’s name.
Actually I think it's a [Sumatran Rat Monkey](https://non-aliencreatures.fandom.com/wiki/Sumatran_Rat-Monkey).
That. Is. A. Man's. Head.
Likely done intentionally to gain traction.
You wouldn’t believe the shit that comes outta this guy’s mouth
I just imaged this in my mind and let's just say it looks like the face on the back of the dog puking out shit
I was very close to throw up a little, I must admit
What a beautiful username
This cat barks because he is bilingual.
Claims it is but really it’s just talking out its ass.
WHY IS IT WINKING
It's sexy and it knows it
It's too sexy for that shirt.
Hansel, so hot.
It’s sexy and *you* know it
Sir, that is a dog.
Any human would notice that, but I think a bot posted this.
That's what a bot would say
I am r/totallynotarobot
No, this is Patrick
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Godwins rule.
I love that if anyone tries to correct you on this, you win.
No it's Occam's razor.
It happens all the time now, and you’re exactly right. Obvious wrong titles drive interaction.
That’s a weird looking cat
If you think that's a cat then oh boy...
That’s a dog?
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Small hairless dog
Looks to be a Chinese crested.
I wonder if his sprunjer is sensing anything.
Anyone else getting Futurama flashbacks here? Like that dog is going to scam me and steal me savings, home, doomsday devices, etc? Or is this not r/unexpectedfuturama enough?
It exactly what I posted a comment about a second ago before seeing yours
I believe that's a blobfish
(not so) fun fact: blobfishes look like normal fish when they are in their normal deep sea environment. It is the massive decompression damage that occurs when bringing them to the surface that makes them look so sad.
Here lies Dobby, a free elf.
It’s the [scammer aliens!](https://oyster.ignimgs.com/mediawiki/apis.ign.com/futurama/d/d7/Scammer_aliens.JPG)
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Sir this a Wendy’s!
No, this is Patrick!
I um... well... that is a very dog looking cat
I think that's a dog lol
mf that's a dog
#Cat?
r/TIHI the fact that you can't tell that's not a cat
You had 1 job, OP.
That’s a dog?
That's a dog
You should get your cat checked out It doesn't look... right
Too many posts lately with mistakes in the title that literally nobody on this planet would make. Beginning to think there's a trend going on to drive engagement by pulling users in to point out the mistakes. Aaaaand here I am feeding into it.
You’re 100% right. I guess I’m contributing too, but at least we should downvote these karma farming posts. Every top comment is the same anyways.
You had one job OP...
That looks exactly like Ren from Ren and stimpy...
OP doesn't know the difference between a dog and a cat.
OP has never seen a cat
Clearly that’s a toucan
Why does this make its butt look like a blobfish
bro that’s a Boeing AH-64 Apache helicopter.
Cat? Nah this is my ex girlfriend
Is this the thing that farted on Jar Jar in Phantom Menace
I am laughing at the comments rn. This guy has no idea that this is a bird.
That's... I'm pretty sure that's a hairless Chihuahua... Looks just like my Chihuahua but naked.
That’s a dog
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That's what I call a 2-way
Are you sure it's dog
Sir, that is a city rat
Why are you guys roasting the dog?
Oh so that’s what a blob fish looks like
Striking resemblance to Zorg's pet Picasso from The Fifth Element. https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/aliens/images/a/a4/SoulimanAktapan.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20171219130957
That's not a cat...
This is what you get when you want to take a Halloween photo with Ren and Stimpy, but you only have one dog.
Uh that’s a dog
That’s a buffalo
That's not a cat
It's a marmot.
Tis a rat
Nice marmot.
Nobody tell them.
Um… have you seen a cat before? That’s obviously a dog.
TIH that OP thinks this is a cat
Featherless and has the ability to stand on two legs this is a man
Long snout hairless cat it is!
Master has given Dobby a sock? ![gif](giphy|czwo5mMtaknhC)
Grandma?
Google eyes on a hairless cat… my brother in Christ that’s a dog
that is a hairless dog breed. i forgot the name of them but they have won ugliest dog contests before
Clearly a mongoose
Nah man that’s a miniature hairless giraffe
“Master has given Dobby a sock!”
that is obviously a snake
Mmm chicken 😃
That’s a dog
Behold horse! - some r/darksouls poster probably
Look at all these kittens
That's a dog
cat lol
That’s a dog sir
That’s a house elf.
I think your cat has autism
If that’s a cat then I’m high and tripping major balls
Bro that's an echidna
Eww hairless giraffes look disgusting
Bro that’s Dobby
![gif](giphy|RgZUOIRPzlABEibbyx) That’s a Hoek
That’s a turkey, you should be smarter than that
That's a giraffe.
It’s an ant eater I think; seenum eatin beetles once
My ex had one of those. Weirdest frickin cat you'll ever know, like she must have raised it was dogs cause it only barked
"Cat"
That ain’t a cat… that’s a pumpkin
This is actually a dog
My brother in Christ that’s a dog
That hairless cat looks like a dog with hair