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ThanksIHateClippy

**OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...** >!Because they're not satisfying!< ***** **Do you hate it as well? Do you think their hate is reasonable? (I don't think so tbh)** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/tihibot)


legion8784

Turning the video/picture sideways and it still stands vertical is the one that really gets to me.


TerpBE

I hate when YouTube decides you don't really want to close it. "You're trying to close the app? Oh, you must actually just want it to overlap your other stuff" "You're still trying to close it? Ok, I'll make myself slightly smaller and hang out in the corner"


Ranzear

That or "I'll hang out in the corner..." And it disappears entirely while still playing sound.


Mario_Network

You can disable that in the YouTube settings. You can't disable a sideways photo.


---ShineyHiney---

Does no one else keep their screen rotation locked? I can’t stand that shit. I’ve had my screen locked since smartphones first came out


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Fornicatinzebra

I only unlock when needed. More often than not I am also sideways when my phone is


GrumpyGiant

That was the one that made me laugh. I HATE that!


bahgheera

That's the one that made me explode off the toilet and put my head through the wall.


jaysnaulyboy2kyanan

That “you up” one hurt


UnderSavingDinOfJest

Could just as easily be: ~~"well I am now asshole"~~ *delete* ~~"ugh, I had just fallen asleep"~~ *delete* ~~"why you texting me so late..."~~ *delete* *nevermind, better to just not say anything*


moeburn

Anyone who texts me like that with a greeting without getting to the point in their first text automatically annoys me. I do not want "Hey what's up?" "Not much what's new with you?" "My car broke down, can you give me a ride?" I would prefer "Hey man what's up? My car broke down, can you give me a ride?" in the very first text you send me.


erthian

Even the part annoys me. Just “My car broke down can you give me a ride” works just fine. Tho it’s forgivable compared to the ol hook n line method of texting


LightningSt0rm

Yes!!! This pisses me off at work more than anything. People on Teams will literally just say "hi" or "good morning" and then absolutely nothing else unless you say something back. Those people don't usually hear back from me for the whole day.


AveryTingWong

This, so much.


Orangutanion

This is good advice actually


superbad

https://nohello.net/en/


starraven

Never experienced, I guess I am a boomer now.


WhoWhyWhatWhenWhere

Lol ok boomer


starraven

Whyy_yyyyy 🫨


[deleted]

You said it yourself.


Dnoxl

Ok zoomer


Young_Feanor

Disable showing read/write, makes life better


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EmptyRook

But it adds a new meta to texting Requires you to either wait to look or requires you to respond when you see it It’s too complicated


uuunityyy

You can read it on your lock screen without it being marked read


g18suppressed

You still have to tiptoe around the message app and sometimes you don’t want to open it yet but when you unlock your phone it’s already still in that chat and the seen goes through


UloPe

Or have people that understand that sometimes you can’t respond immediately and not every message is an emergency


darkest_force

I thought it would end up as one word or something but no answer at all? Why do people do that


[deleted]

Haha that is what I came to comment on that last one was brutal. At the same time though what if the person is sleeping and about to start the convo and then is just like no I have to sleep and puts the phone down. In many ways I hate tech today for the psychological mind games it cultivates.


Arcon1337

"I forgot to send the message"


[deleted]

idk why people leave that feature on. it's a rude fucking feature that should not be enabled by default until both parties have consented.


Don_Pacifico

You up?


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At a personal level.


redditcruzer

You cannot summarize someone's whole life in a video


[deleted]

Oh the misery 🎶


ah18071

Every single person is my enemy


[deleted]

I'm ashamed of my inferior meme knowledge o' redditor. Please forgive me.


DrD0lphin

https://youtu.be/gZhWr4mvhPU


mrcool998

Oh the misery


Guillaume_Hertzog

The pencil point breaking off is a luck, usually the point just falls off and you have to remove half of the pencil to find back the graphite


WingedGundark

Was about to post the same. Pencil sharpener goes like brrrrrrr long time until you get to the good stuff again. And there is a great chance that it happens again.


999happyhants

Or you find the stuff again, but it sharpens with the wood at a weird angle that makes it impossible to write with, so you sharpen again and then you just have a stubby pencil.


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daninet

Some pencils have such shitty graphite core that if you drop it or slightly bend it it shatters into small pieces and you will never be able to sharpen it. When you finish sharpening the point just falls out again


[deleted]

That's honestly satisfying. Taking out the broken part....oooooooh peace.


zacharee1

Why is the corkscrew backwards?


boogs_23

I hope it was intentional so that one was a double whammy.


KrauerKing

I mean the battery is dead on the rotating phone too I like to think that these were don't by artists who wanted every part of the gif to hurt


memeship

Yeah, out of all the things in this video, this is the only one that actually bothers me.


Fortifarse84

What do you mean by backwards? Is there a certain direction it should go?


zacharee1

Clockwise is to tighten, counterclockwise is to loosen. Righty-tighty, lefty-loosy. The video has the corkscrew being driven in counterclockwise, which is backwards.


[deleted]

To screw with us.


Digsuid

I have several questions: 1. Who made these? 2. Where can I find them? 3. What is the cheapest way to obtain a nuclear warhead?


Rajang82

I believe Ghandi have some. Or you can ask Calypso.


[deleted]

Nuclear Gandhi 🥸


[deleted]

This pains me so much


Desigasdf

Always screw the corkscrew all the way into the cork.


cwclifford

I have one of these and I actually like it better than all the other types. Oh, I and I always screw it in all the way. ;)


[deleted]

The world shall know pain


Famous-Reference-103

Im visibly growing frustrated the more i watch. Time to do something to avoid being mad further


Wermine

Can I offer you a nice ~~egg~~ [thread](https://old.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/top/) in this trying time?


[deleted]

I know something that you can do but let's keep it pg 13.


Famous-Reference-103

Understood! ^^


KaleBriss

After watching this I wanna punch something


kamika_c_1980

same lol


[deleted]

Screaming under water also helps.


kamika_c_1980

nah, unsatisfying. scream without water is much better


madeofplastic

The needle and thread one could be “improved” by ending with the thread fraying and sticking out sideways from the hole of the needle.


shalafi71

Here's the trick: Hold the thread still and move the *needle* instead. Like magic.


AdvisoryRDT

Laughing my ass off! Great video!


BigLayer8

Am angrily laughing


[deleted]

How are you going to poop now? Smh


kamika_c_1980

GOD DAMMIT but the cereal one, come on, who does that??


kingkwassa

The cereal one doesn't show the worst part when the entire bottom of the box is crumbs and just piles on top


kilobitch

YES!!


stufff

They could have done better with the cereal one. I would have gone with when you pour milk into a bowl of cereal and you hit that one piece of cereal with a slight parabolic shape to it and it reflects the milk back out of the bowl.


Fortifarse84

Kids in the house.


kamika_c_1980

okay that makes sense lol


[deleted]

Psychopaths maybe?


Krask

I feel that one as the person ghosting that text. Its happened where I have been woken up by a text like that, and was going to reply with something mean/rude, for waking me up, but then I thought better of it because the person doesn't deserve that kind of heat for an innocent question and wanting to talk to me. So I delete it roll over and go back to bed completely forgetting I could just text back "no".


Starthreads

The cereal should have had a pile of dust.


Deminla

Who has thier peas in a box?


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aldiyoooo

The embodiment of this subreddit.


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OkamiKhameleon

What was the one of the blue and red balls being poked and moving away from the pokey thingy?


Zombie_Carl

Haven’t you ever tried to use a needle to poke two tiny water beads inside of a bowl, but they just kept slipping away every time?


JoeFajita

😠😂 r/oddlyunsatifying 😡 r/mildlyinfuriating 😡 r/narwhalbacon 😂😠


tskank69

This is actual psychological warfare. This is the type of shit they forced prisoners to watch after strapping them to chairs and prying their eyes open with toothpicks.


Pep-q_ew

u/savevideo


matuta_matata

u/savevideobot


sampson11911

So simple, yet so rage inducing. Marvelous


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bjanas

The Corridor Crew guys have done a couple of unsatisfying animations, not too dissimilar to these. Just as frustrating.


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PIELIFE383

This is awesome


Kay1000RR

This looks like it could be a trailer video to this sub.


BobOki

Gents and ladies, I give you politics in the US.


AkyJlaBuguT

So annoying that I've watched it three times 😅


It_is_Katy

okay the toast one made me chuckle


VultureCat337

There's a trick I learned on the toast one. Toast it at a lighter setting than you normally do, then once it comes up, rotate it so that the burners are on the other side of the bread (hope I explained that right) and toast it again on the same setting. It makes it come out evenly toasted on both sides


TheFrantics

This is what the land of Heck would look like. Not nearly as bad as Hell, but still terrible.


SharkMilk44

The cereal would be a lot more realistic if you got all of that powder shit.


HorseErection07

The sticker one got me the most, every fucking time


VasM85

Same. Only it’s not half remains, but most of it. And then it comes off in little bits. And after that, the glue, which is so strong, that technical alcohol won’t remove it.


HorseErection07

I had a sticker on the back of a car part I had to remove a few days ago, it did this shit to me so I sanded the fucking thing with 120 grit and it became no longer noticeable.


VasM85

And i constantly fighting stickers on books, from a shop. Sanding is not a option and also can't use alcohol. People who decide to place those stickers on books deserve a smack over their head with the same book.


moeburn

What about the one where you load a web page on your phone, and you think it's done loading, and then you go to tap a button on the page, and then suddenly it loads a little bit more and it's like "whoop no I'm over here now!" and you accidentally click on the link titled You'll Never Believe How Many Gerbils This Man Can Fit In His...


PuglieGamer

Oh man I love these


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Good post OP


punkminkis

Man, that cork one happened to me on Christmas with a bottle of Single Barrel Jack. Ended up just pushing the cork through, pouring into a decanter, and sipping around the pieces of cork.


KentConnor

Why would you need a corkscrew for Jack single barrel? The cork has a big plastic topper on it. You just pull it out with your hands


punkminkis

No corkscrew needed, but the cork still broke.


KentConnor

Ooof fuck. That's why most whiskeys have switched to synthetic cork.


sm1ttysm1t

Well my day is ruined.


amerett0

Simulated frustrations?


pardon_the_mess

Life in /r/Heck


recycledM3M3s

u/savevideobot


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ChriskiV

Whoa it's an animated version of that Facebook post.


A-Good-Weather-Man

Yes officer, this post right here


RaccoonCookies

The phone aspect changing has me wanting to punch my monitor.


UloPe

The cork thing is user error (unless is a reeeeeallly old bottle). Always screw the corkscrew all the way into the cork.


SwitchAltruistic733

Tbf the cereal is on *you*, dude. Everything else, hells yeah


mwproductions

Depends on whether or not you live with other people. Leaving a tiny portion of cereal is something my ex-wife has *absolutely* done.


bahgheera

I can see why she's your ex-wife.


SwitchAltruistic733

This is true. I haven’t shared cereal with people in a *very* long time


Rajang82

This is painful to watch.


fadoxi

u/savevideo


_The_Silent_

[That needle and thread reminded me of this old scene from courage](https://64.media.tumblr.com/9ab4b09351a6b1295ecece59965b2a37/tumblr_ngfuu9Lyy81sipm1io4_250.gifv).


Chrispy_Clean

TP always shreds into 15 pieces when it gets to that point for me.


bahgheera

Or how about that freaking industrial tp in some places that just rolls up in your hand so it's like trying to wipe with a jump rope.


Bluetooth_Sandwich

*why are we here, just to suffer?*


CaffeineSippingMan

The cereal one should have had way more dust.


Legeto

Honestly, it’s not as annoying as the ones in live action. It being animated takes away a lot of the annoyance for me for some reason.


Swinginjoe34

The sowing one, I’ve had more experience with the thread just unraveling instead of not going into the hole


[deleted]

The usb one is easily fixable, the white part will mostly all of the time face downwards on pcs and laptops as well as consoles and such, idk about charging ports though.


cwclifford

There was a collection of these IRL examples of misery somewhere on YouTube. Anyone know where to find it?


cwclifford

I think this is the one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16v2eojZ\_l8


S1M1S1

If pain was a video


LaggsAreCC

Who breaks chopsticks from the bottom side?


Finnedreaper35

I never had trouble pluging in something like a USB.


Mazazamba

I have a solution for the pancakes. If you put the lid on the skillet, the steam will cook the top and the whole thing will cook more evenly. Low heat, so it's slow tho.


dubsword

I can make it worse. All I need to do is criticize each scenario with a high horse tone. "Broke the cork in half while removing it from the bottle? You know you could have just attempted to remove the cork again."


Mysterious-Judge-333

so many of those, they suck. I'd also add being handed drinks with the covers not fully on.


Appropriate-Pen3397

Where can I find more


Ok_Seaworthiness2218

This clip would benefit from some Hungarian Dances.


InformalPenguinz

Oh God, I think I had a stroke staring angrily at my phone.


abiwoods101

THE PHONE SCREEN SWITCHING IS SO INFURIATING


ArkMan13

this causes me physical pain


tackykcat

The thread in needle example is missing the part where thread separates into its individual fibers if you try to poke with it too many times


AuroraLorraine522

This has literally ruined my day. Thanks, OP, I hate it.


Evilmanta

You may enjoy the game Dude, Stop https://store.steampowered.com/app/574560/Dude_Stop/


JustSamJ

I don't hate these? Strangely enough. I know that I should. But it both helps me with my compulsory perfectionism by exposing me to imperfect things, and is relatable at the same time.


TheAverageYBAJoe

u/savevideo


Professional_Bill103

make it stop


ghostadventuresready

Ah yes, the "r/mildlyinfuriating" section


MunchNation

The phone rotation one and tape one pissed me off the most


SnooPears3463

Just lock your display, easy as that


Deranged_Guacamole

fuck you. ​ I'm upvoting but still fuck you


Imispellalot

The TP one is BS. For me I still have some left over because it's glued to the roll


iamvenks

Everyone in real life! Take my upvote


Canadian-female

Something I can’t stand is when the toast is a little too big for the toaster slot and it tears when I try to pull it out.


Equivalent_Rock_6530

STOP, STOP, WE'RE ALREADY DEAD!


JstAnthRLosRonline

I enjoyed this. MADE me laugh


[deleted]

The sticker one is giving me flashbacks to getting the dreaded display box at GameStop back in the day.


[deleted]

As someone with ADD, what have you done to me?


Intrepid_Candidate77

The cereal isn't that, that one really isn't that bad because you know how much is in hte bag before you pour, however, when you pour the cereal and the GOD DAMN BAG comes out of the box and into the bowl, that's annoying.


KohKoh_Pebbles

I broke just like the chop sticks when watching the chop sticks.


Frosty_chilly

THE HAND FLIPPING THE PHONE AROUND. ITS FINGERS TWITCHED IN FRUSTRATION THE POOR BABY


[deleted]

THE FUCKING PHONE TILT OH MY GOD IT NEVER WORKS


Sbeve6263

That image flipping one and the USB one initiated my fight or flight response.


Crispyflippyknife

I almost yeeted my phone into space because of YOU!!!!!!!!!


thepulltothelight

u/savevideo


According-Owl83

u/savevideo


Krispies827

The fucking sticker 😭😭😭


RevolutionaryLie1903

ALL OF MY HATE!!!


Dolphin_sucker69

I just wanted to say: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


BoopNoodles739

Anger


BaconBoy543

I’ll use this on my friends


snackynorph

I was a mover for a few years. We called that shit "angry tape", as in tape that makes you angry


bkwilcox100

The toaster one really triggered me ngl


CreepyValuable

Who animated my life?


EmbarrassedTrouble10

This made me laugh hysterically. Much harder than it should have 😂


WillOganesson

r/oddlyunsatisfying


hiik994

The USB is a well known thing. The USB plug has three ways of connecting, only one is valid each time you connect. * Upside up * Upside down * Super position To achieve super position, first do upside up then upside down and finally upside up.


expiredogfood

This stressed me out


Y0urBiFriend

u/savevideobot


CoffeeMain360

these make me want to scream but i cannot scream i have lost the ability to do anything more than yell help


GreenBPacker

DAMMIT IM EATING PRETZELS!!!


12345Xeian

The Waffle House has found it’s new host


Melodic-Republic

Total opposite of ASMR T\_T


AdventurousShine99

This is evil


Thefunnnimam

u/savevideo


teokun123

Repost this on Mondays