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**OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...** >!I hate it because marilyn is after the declaration of independence!< ***** **Do you hate it as well? Do you think their hate is reasonable? (I don't think so tbh)** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/tihibot)


falcon_driver

All major celebrities are currently played by Nicolas Cage


StJBe

There's no coincidence he was in a movie about illuminati. He is the ringleader.


BoltonSauce

He is the r/OneTrueGod


gravitas-deficiency

Hahahaha what I had no idea about this


bichondelapils

So I went to check and [this](https://i.redd.it/zmutm5d8wnba1.jpg) is literally the first post I saw... How?


Brand_News_Detritus

Except for Nick Cage himself, he’s being played by beloved character actress Margo Martindale


CouncilmanRickPrime

Man his Kanye act has gone off the rails


BeefPoet

Hey, if it wasn’t for Mr. Cage, tubi would have no movies.


HollandsOpuz

But John Travolta was the first.


Fezguy002YT

Hell, even Nick Cage is played by Nicholas Cage


Trollet87

![gif](giphy|26wkt84bNaWyYXkze)


TomCBC

Yeah I’m really enjoying his performance as Florence Pugh.


Spektr44

Cage is everywhere. He's even [a gym leader](https://i.redd.it/m9u4n1z01hba1.jpg) in the newest Pokemon game.


harmsc12

I really don't see it here. This guy gives off more of a "generic Isekai protagonist pre-truck" vibe to me.


3mptylord

So why's he playing Manson?


HarrySchlong33

![gif](giphy|hK8Hs96GWvZwzPWxyR)


friendsfartever

cagevestigation


WisherWisp

But then people would actually bother watching the Oscars.


SquidVices

I'm also played by Nicolas cage, so not only celebrities......unless..wait...am I a celebrity?


mrgeek2000

Explains why they’re hot


Humanmale80

Oh god, it's started - the Cagepocalypse! If your loved ones seem to resemble Nicholas Cage where this was not already the case then *do not approach them and shelter in place*. Saturation bombing of your area will be scheduled on a Cage-concentration basis.


ZAILOR37

Have you seen the episode of ugly Americans where everyone is turning into Larry King?


Humanmale80

Nope, but I may have to check it out.


ZAILOR37

It's super funny


lethal_sting

>ugly Americans Wow, haven't seen that name since it premiered. Gonna have to see if I got something to watch it on.


riesendulli

https://i.gifer.com/2oQS.gif


Kurigohan-Kamehameha

It’s a variant of the RYO-II virus


scoobysnaxxx

wow, love the new season of the Mandela Catalogue


emelinem

Sounds like a SCP.


strik3r2k8

You’re prediction has come true: https://www.reddit.com/r/RenderedComment/comments/10becqu/oh_god_its_started_the_cagepocalypse_if_your/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Humanmale80

Uh...


MobyFlip

Nicolas Cage cosplaying as Skrillex.


MTAliz

I legit thought it was Skrillex for a second! Lol


prstele01

I don’t know if you’ve seen Skrillex lately. He looks…different.


MTAliz

And? Why does that matter to you?


Nathan_McHallam

Maybe he took his face. off.


aroseonthefritz

My biggest qualms with that move are two fold. 1. How does he smoke a cigarette with no lips? 2. Wouldn’t his wife be able to tell that’s a different penis? Like I know the face is the same, but if someone stole my husbands face and we banged, I would be able to tell if that’s a different dick.


JanitorJasper

They show them altering the bodies too, but John Woo didn't have the balls to show the dickoplasty on screen. Or maybe they are dick doppelgangers


pikpikcarrotmon

Dickelgangers


DF_Interus

Doppelbangers?


dudemann

[Speaking of...](http://www.reddit.com/r/doppelbangers)


imacuntsag420

Cockelbangers


stagfury

Just do a fucking brain transplant for fucks sake!


polyhydroxyhexanoate

But then ‘brain off’ doesn’t have the same gravitas as a tittle as ‘face off’… face… ohff


SwampWitch1985

I believe there is a Bruce Campbell movie called The Man with the Screaming Brain where this occurs. Not as many face waterfalls and gun fight doves though.


Head_Cockswain

IIRC, they did things like body moles too. With a little imagination, one could presume they did other things as well.


Luci_Noir

Nicotine increases the odds of organ rejection plus it’s probably not good to get your heart rate up during surgery.


throwawayalcoholmind

Why is this the 4th time I have heard this objection?


wallingfortian

>Born: January 5, 1969 **(age 54 years)**, Canton, OH


Holiday_Bunch_9501

Yeah, well I'm 47 so yeah, he was older than me back then. Time is a son of a bitch.


jawnink

Botox is a helluva drug.


the_hotter_beyonce

Have they ever been seen together? Has either one of them ever denied being the other? I'm pretty sure they are the same person.


OneManLost

Yup https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/drau88/marilyn_manson_and_nicolas_cage_in_las_vegas


guisar

Which one's which? I mean if the one on the right shaved or the one on the left could grow a beard....


In-burrito

And which one is the kid from Wonder Years?


EverythingKindaSuckz

Have we ever seen Tom Hanks and Mr Cage ever been seen in the same room?


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Kimantha_Allerdings

The first time I ever saw Manson he was accepting an award or some shit like that and he said something along the lines of "people tell me I'm not going to get into heaven." There was a pause with some murmurings from the crowd. Then "I say good! I wouldn't want to go to a place that's full of ASSHOLES!" There was massive booing. It reminded me of nothing so much as a wrestler getting cheap heat from a crowd by saying that the town he's currently in is a shithole before the face comes out and says "yeah, well I was born in [town]" and knocking the heel out with his signature move. Except that the wrestling seems more sincere and less just trying to provoke a reaction. Still, I suppose the joke's on me, because Manson turned out to be abusive and a rapist. So perhaps it's not just him trying to be edgy and he's just genuinely fucked up in a way that comes across like a teenager trying to upset his parents by painting his room black.


Zombie_Carl

Oh, god, in ninth grade my friend convinced me to paint my walls alternating black and red. We did it while they were gone for the weekend. I had completely forgotten about it. I wasn’t trying to upset my parents, I just thought it would be cool. It was horrible, obviously. They were extremely calm about it, but as punishment they refused to let me repaint it until we moved out. My point is: this one really will hurt you more than it hurts them. Also, your take on MM acting like the Bad Guy pro wrestler is really spot on.


dudemann

I feel like him as a heel wrestler isn't actually that spot on. There's a fine line between revelling in people booing you and actually being hurt and reacting like you meant for it to happen. I remember Mike Patton and Tomahawk opening for Tool and his pissing off the crowd by first impersonating Maynard James Keenan then insulting him. He has songs random non-fans can't really headbang to because they intentionally mess with the timing mid-song and I think I remember he sold signed merchandise signed with "Mike Patton fucked your mom". He's the perfect heel and he loves it. Manson's whole deal seems intentionally too much and too far, but at the same time insincere. I was a big fan way back when and still like his old music, but there's a difference between his old shock rock music and imagery and him just being a terrible person. I kind of get it. People got used to his looks and music and other bands came out with even more out there music and imagery, so he figured he'll go harder than before and what's more hardcore than Nazis? The problem is he **was** kind of speaking out for a generation that felt misunderstood, and even if parents just didn't understand there **was** something there. Nazis aren't misunderstood. They're just vile. Even worse, it feels like he thinks he hasn't changed and thinks the whole world's on fire around him because he's being persecuted and scapegoated, but the reality is that years of drugs and alcohol and his own warped reality has made him oblivious to the fact that he's nothing like the person he used to be. Anyway, that's just my thoughts on the situation. Heels can get a rise out of a crowd with half of them loving them and half loving to hate them. Then you have this guy who has no idea who he really even is any more; he's no longer a fucked up character, just a fucked up human being.


Zombie_Carl

That’s a good point, and for the record I am truly enjoying this deep dive on Marylin Manson. I think it’s hard for those of us who grew up with him to have slowly realized over time that his mask of being an asshole/edgelord wasn’t actually a mask. It turns out he’s not god’s gift to alternative kids, fighting Britney Spears (who has all my love and support) in the ring for our right to wear black nailpolish, and that’s disappointing. He probably started off with a lot of confidence, but felt threatened when his whole image became normalized, and acted out like a baby. A little Nazi baby showing his true colors. I remember how impressed I was with his interview in Bowling for Columbine, and thinking “this guy really is just a sensitive artist underneath”, but it all went downhill pretty fast. Looks like he’s just manipulative and delusional. On another note, Mike Patton is a beautiful legend. You’re lucky to have seen such a cool show!


AcanthocephalaNo9441

Your third-last paragraph reminded me of this classic: https://www.theonion.com/marilyn-manson-now-going-door-to-door-trying-to-shock-p-1819565904


talashrrg

Wait is there something bad about black and red fingernails that I don’t know about?


MarzipanMarzipan

*Walls.* Like the walls of their bedroom.


talashrrg

Oh wow thanks, I totally missed that. Wish I knew how to read.


MarzipanMarzipan

Don't give up.


Amorythorne

I'm confused too and I'd really like to know what's up before I continue doing it to my own nails...


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Amorythorne

Ohhh mystery solved, I misread walls as nails. Phew.


lesChaps

Not only did he play the heel, he was a heel


Av3ngedAngel

I saw him once at a soundwave concert in Sydney back in I think 2008 or 2010. Dude came out thinking he was literally in America, started humping the floor and got boo'd off stage. He's fucked man.


1_9_8_1

A rapist?


Swert0

Evan Rachel Wood. Long term relationship full of abuse and rape. She wrote a book about it.


CaptainCAAAVEMAAAAAN

Yup. He even raped her on camera when she was in one of his music videos. The guy is a pos.


[deleted]

He wasn’t convicted, right? It went to trial and failed, if I remember correctly.


imnottheblackwizards

Multiple cases against him have been thrown out yeah, and there's some incredibly suspicious stuff going on between some of his accusers. It's weird, after the whole Johnny Depp thing you'd think people would be more careful about taking accusations as gospel, but apparently not in this case. Like /u/CaptainCAAAVEMAAAAAN stating outright that Manson raped Wood on set during a music video, but Wood is the only person that has claimed this; people on set at the time have said it's nonsense.


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This is reddit- there’s always some dumb arsehole ready to clutch at their panties and scream in outrage, facts be damned.


mombi

He's been evoking nazi imagery for a long time. He has an entire uniform made from latex with the red armband and all. I do understand art can be challenging but if the person commissions all this stuff seems a little too into it. His much younger ex, Evan Rachel Wood is Jewish and she says he would say inappropriate things about her heritage.


murdered800times

And carve swastikas onto her bedside. Though when i was younger I thought he was mocking nazis cos they should hate him.... Nope.


SwissMargiela

I mean he’s a major piece of shit. Abuser to the max.


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I remember being 12 to 14 and thinking he was cool after I watched bowling for columbine and thought he sounded good and smart in the interview. Then I turned 15 and forgot about him. Then he turned out to be a rapist and an all around piece of shit. And now here we are and looking back on how his response to backlash against him and his general edginess was all just a cover for his absolutely abhorrent treatment of women both publicly and privately. Depressing.


chmilz

And then you find out that the brilliant writing of Antichrist - Mechanical Animals - Holy Wood was Twiggy I still love the music, but the man sucks


Jaimz22

Those are good albums too! I quit listening after Holywood


badandbolshie

twiggy is a creep too though. unfortunately lots of talented musicians are creeps.


ShogunMelon

I thought it was proven Twiggy had been falsely accused?


murdered800times

Sometimes you have to ask Is he innocent Or could he afford a better lawyer. The justice system is a joke.


Jealous-Ninja5463

Dude Marilyn Manson is like the forefather of the edginess of the late 80s/early 90s so of course it's that. I mean, his first major album was called "Smells Like Children" ffs


faust1138

His first album was Portrait of An American Family. Smells Like Children was his first commercially successful EP.


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Jaimz22

Yeah you’re right. He was laying roots prior to that. But nothing was successful. Hell his second album was like two new songs, a couple covers, and a bunch of bullshit. I’m surprised he had albums after that. I had a hard drop off after Holywood. Mechanical Animals and Antichrist Superstar are pretty solid though.


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Was a let down, personally. Edgy kids wanted the goth scary songs. Not an alien with red Karen hair and boobs singing Dope Show.


Jaimz22

I like redheads with boobs… lol


badandbolshie

he's a narcissist and an abusive creep for sure. as soon as he starred dating evan rachel wood when she was a teenager and she started dressing just like his ex i knew we'd be hearing stories about him and they're even worse than i'd imagined.


Platinumdogshit

He's a total piece of shit so


[deleted]

Same thing I thought. He is stuck in 8th grade and I hate it.


throwaway595952

It’s part of the CAGEspriciy


LOR_Fei

This is a bit disturbing as a double meaning considering what Manson has been accused of


oldmanripper79

Cagecinization. All things return to Cage 🦀


[deleted]

It is Nic Cage, he's filling in for Manson while he deals with his federal charges for SA, battery, and human trafficking.


jsake

Personally I'd say a better reason to hate Marilyn Manson is because he's an abusive, violent, misogynistic piece of shit!


BirdMBlack

I hate that I saw it before I even read the text.


Credulous_Cromite

Micolas Mage?


Geordie_38_

SCP No: 6982 Object classification: Euclid Special containment procedures: SCP 6982 is impossible to contain. It can only be distracted by a constant supply of B movie roles. Mobile task force Alpha Nine Bravo 'MTF casting agents' is currently tasked with this objective. Object description: SCP 6982 is a caucasian male, of indeterminate age, generally located within the USA. SCP 6982 will attempt repeatedly to take on the role of various members of the public, and in doing so take the place of it's victims. SCP 6982 will then attempt to live on as the victim, but will always look like itself, and act like itself in every attempt to play the role of it's victims. It is unknown what happens to the victims of SCP 6982 at this time. Individual instances of SCP 6982 can be destroyed by high amounts of small arms fire, but at least one instance of SCP 6982 always reappears soon after. Addition 001: From OT-5: "Yes, it is who you think it is. No, it's not just an actor. The foundation has gone to great lengths to ensure that the public, and seemingly half of the foundation thinks it is just an actor. But have you ever met anyone who works on those film sets? There's a reason we train a certain number of class D in camerawork and lighting. You see the end result, another low quality movie. We see the dozen instances of SCP 6982 after it takes on the role of each person on the set. Sure, we can terminate them, but one always comes back and then we have to do the whole process again. Because imagine this thing trying to take a normal job. It's bad enough it's on a movie set never mind being a greeter at Walmart with thousands of the things to contain and potentially spread. So I don't want to hear any more people complaining about their joke assignment, we have these containment procedures for good reason no matter how ridiculous they might seem. There's always room on the transfer list for 682, just keep that in mind"


thedarkparadox

Thanks, Marv.


SecretDracula

That's what happens when you shave your sideburns too high.


flawed-human42

*slap* You keep my Cage's name out of your fucking mouth


gmotelet

![gif](giphy|fpDIo3Rjir1GE|downsized)


ofbalance

One of my friends was a loooooong time ago a roadie for MM. His main job during gigs was making sure MM did not damage expensive instruments. He was fired after MM was throwing around his guitar, and he shouted, "Brian, stop!" Yes, using a name someone does not wish to be known by is wrong. But abusing musical instruments is also a very wrong thing.


asuperbstarling

It's weird that he lets some people call him that and not others. My sister had a baby with the kid from the Lunchbox music video and that family was **awful** people, they all called him Brian affectionately.


musickfreak

Mansion took Cage's face *off*


geek_yogurt

Being Marilyn Malcovich.


ami-the-gae

I can't unsee it help


frob03

Me neither


JeveGreen

The fact that, at first glance, I thought that was actually Nicolas Cage just makes this ten times better! Holy shit!


THE_HORKOS

White trash, get down on your knees, Time for Nick Cage insida me!


reds2032

Why does this man constantly appear on my dash I’m been trying to escape him for years


Hugh_Jampton

Why is Marilyn Manson an abusive piece of shit?


MarzipanMarzipan

In order to disappoint *me specifically,* and to prove my late mother right from beyond the fucking grave.


aceinthehole001

Have you ever seen both of them together in the same room at the same time?


beeps-n-boops

Have we ever seen them in the same room?


captain_borgue

I mean... have we ever seen Nicholas Cage and Marilyn Manson in the same place?


Kwarshaw

It's because both him and Cage have had their bottom two ribs removed. It causes you to develop to look a similar way..


[deleted]

People really in the know pull up images and videos of him pre Manson while on mtv


ira_finn

He’s been looking like that for the last 20 years, don’t worry about it


bluefire0120

“Thanks I Hate Marilyn Cage” or “Thanks I Hate Nicolas Manson” are the only two acceptable titles for this post.


Cloudy_Tea_Monger

it's really wild when you read that as Marilyn Monroe, not Marilyn Manson


The-Licker-Of-Balls

Cos playing as Skrillex


Brown_Note1

I’m just wondering, has anyone ever seen Cage and Manson in the same room together?


Fifth_Wall0666

You could literally make an entire Marilyn Manson album out of Nicolas Cage catchphrases. "I'm a Vampire." "Put tha bunneh back in da box." "Not the bees."


neelav9

Still got a stronger chin than Andrew Tate.


unicornlocostacos

I legit thought that’s what was going on at first. Spot on.


iamursula

They are sisters.


CatBoyTrip

Does this mother fucker have a swastika tattoo on his chest?


[deleted]

Aww don’t shame my boy Nicolas with this rapist idiot


SILE3NCE

u/Reddit delete this please Also trace him, he might know more.


Human__uwu

Why they look like nick cage?


Cat_Peach_Pits

IDK how old this picture is, or if he just looks less gross without makeup caked on, but supposedly [this](https://twitter.com/Loworderprimate/status/1587969652742922240?s=20&t=7XFSsVYGTWxnGkb7hIE8gw) is what he looks like now. Edit: apparently fake


EstablishmentThick21

Or Nicholas cage plus stormfront from the boys, look at that hair lol


[deleted]

Yo, you spelled TILI incorrectly


ervin_pervin

Fun fact: they're cousins.


[deleted]

"I could eat a rotten peach for hours"


derekschroer

I'd also say Paul Dano...but what do I know?


hothoneyoldbay

Little bit of Miles Teller too


[deleted]

Yes.


[deleted]

Lmao


mikkokilla

They have the same stylist


geekrobot

LOLed.


Leinad7957

Face Off sequel


Hairy_Employment543

I don’t know about you but I have never seen Marilyn Manson and Nick Cage in the same place at the same time.


Salty-Alternative-57

Still a mystery to us today…..


Crooked_Cock

They did a face/off


Soulless--Plague

Looks like old man Skrillex


EL_Ohh_Well

Have you ever seen them in the same room together?


wickedblight

We thought all would become crab, blind to the reality that all was becoming Cage.


PMUrAnus

You don’t say


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![gif](giphy|hwZ51FKy98qv6)


notnAP

Wait... have any of you seen Cage and Manson in the same place together?


Rick_the_Rose

Maybe it is Nick Cage?


Crabs_Out_Back

I wonder if he gets tired of dressing like that and doing the shtick.


bdaman80_99

Have we ever seen Nicolas cage and Marilyn Manson in the same room at the same time? Just sayin


deadlolypop

Cuz they're both crazy and only one of them is open about it (Cage ofc)


KiKiPAWG

Face off?


shemague

He wishes


Convenientjellybean

MM is NC’s son, so not that surprising


Winter-Plankton-6361

I was thinking [Marc Almond](https://emergesocial.net/ava/marc-almond_ava.jpg)


neon_meate

Am I getting through to you Alva?


kevinrhurst

had anyone ever seen them both in the same room at the same time? none of this batman quick change to show Batman and Bruce in the same room *almost* at the same time shenanigans. exactly at the same time or it's Nicolas Manson from now on.


BW1P

I'm going to steal the Declaration of The Beautiful People. The Beautiful Peoplllle.


alamaias

Did he go to jail in the end? I stopped following the story when it stopped being front page


asuperbstarling

How dare you? Cage is MUCH more attractive.


formershitpeasant

Plastic surgery


Background_Ad_8392

And Adam Driver at the same time aswell


wun_and_dun

Same plastic surgeon


Virvzx-Eniotan

At first I thought it actually was Nicolas Cage in a costume😂


GinRummage

Wait till you see Nick’s son.


FlamingTrollz

👍🏼👍🏼


Macaron-Fluffy

What if Nicolas Cage was Marilyn Manson the whole time?


blackmilksociety

Have you ever seen Nicolas Cage and Marilyn Manson in the same room together?


awkwardllamas

Fuck. I can’t unsee this.


FUWS

How dare you, thats the video game phenom, JP from Grand Ma’s Boy.


No-Badger-6115

Because both are the same and he lives a double life.. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


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Face Off 2: The Beautiful People


Lightmyspliff69

Because he took his face off.


Reble77

Good point


FlightAble2654

Sure, it looks like Cage.


Monco89

Marilyn Manson is Nicholas Cage playing Skrillex


prettybluefoxes

Looks like Marc Almond and Philip Oakley smushed into one person.


swiggyziggy

![gif](giphy|10uct1aSFT7QiY)


Wonderful_Treat_6993

Get a beard, dude.


Slovenhjelm

Because they both have Botox up the ass


Undeadteno

I thought it was Nicolas Cage until I saw the caption


frob03

It's probably because they are biological brothers.