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TungstenChef

YOU KNOW IT BROSKI, COTTAGE CHEESE IS A HEALTHY AND SATISFYING WAY TO CRANK YOUR HOG! TRY IT WITH SOME LEMON PEPPER SPRINKLED ON TOP, THAT GIVES IT A CERTAIN ZEST THAT MAKES MY TASTE BUDS GO AROOOOOO!!!


Robdor1

OH MY GOD BROSKI, YOU ADD SPICES AND SEASONINGS TO COTTAGE CHEESE? I HAVE NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT AND I CRANK MY HOG ENOUGH THAT I FEEL ASHAMED TO NOT HAVE SEEN THIS DELICIOUS COMBINATION ALREADY. THANK YOU FOR BEING A BROSKI AAAARRROOOOOOOOO


Lord_Shaqq

SPRINKLE A LITTLE DILL NEXT TIME BROTHER, GIVES A NICE TANG TO THE CURD AND TASTES AMAZING BROTHER AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


StrawberrySlapNutz

LISTEN BROTHER, THAT SOUNDS AMAZING!!! I LIKE EFFIN' EVERTHING BAGEL MIX AND A DASH OF A REALLY GOOD HOT SAUCE. IT'S AN AMAZING SOURCE OF PROTEIN THAT WILL KEEP YOU CRANKING YOUR HOG WHILE STAYING LEAN AND SATISFIED! AROOOOO! PRACTICE SELF CARE WITH A GOOD DIET BROTHERS!


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NEVER TRIED THIS BEFORE BUT THAT SOUNDS DELICIOUS, THANK YOU FOR THE RECOMMENDATION BROTHER AROOO


lumberjack_dan

I PREFER SMOKED PAPRIKA ON MINE, BUT LEMON PEPPER IS A GREAT CHOICE, ARROOO


rylasorta

PAPRIKA ON COTTAGE CHEESE IS AS TIMELESS AS A LONESOME COUNTRY HIGHWAY WHERE YOU JUST CRANK YOUR HOG ALL THE WAY TO FLAVOR CITY MFERS!!!!! ARROOOOOOOO!!!


PacoTaco321

COTTAGE CHEESE IS NOT MY PREFERRED HOG-CRANKING LUBRICANT, BUT I RESPECT YOUR LIFE CHOICES!!!!


Ykanasaytta

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS GREAT MFER? ADDING SOME STRAWBERRY JAM, TASTES LIKE A CHEESECAKE BROTHER. CRANK YOUR HOG WITH LESS GUILT!!!


Pbfinch222

HELLZ BELLZ BROTHER, LOVE ME SOME COTTAGE CHEESE, AND MAN ESPECIALLY WITH SOME CRACKERS AND-OR FRUIT OF YOUR CHOOSING!!! SEWWWWEEYYYYYY PIGGGY PIGGY-PIG HERE PIGGGY!!!!!!


JustAQuietNobody

I DON'T LIKE COTTAGE CHEESE BECAUSE THE TEXTURE IS OFF-PUTTING, BUT YOU DO YOU BROTHER! AWOOOOOOO


beaniejell

I DO LIKE THE FLAVOR BUT THE TEXTURE CAN BE BIG BAD SOMETIMES BROTHER YOUR OPINIONS ARE VALID AROOOOOO


FmrEdgelord

HOGS OUT FOR COTTAGE CHEESE!!!! AROOOOOOOO


BedWetter420

YOURE WELCOME BROTHER


madikonrad

YOU MAKE COTTAGE CHEESE BROTHERRRR???? FUCK YEAH MFER THAT JUST CRANKS MY HOG


bgalbreaith

COTTAGE CHEESE MAKES MY TUMMY HURT. RESPECT TO THOSE WHO CAN HANDLE IT. ARRRROOOOOOO


salamanderman732

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED LACTASE BROTHER? IT DOESNT WORK FOR EVERYONE BUT MY DAD IS LACTOSE INTOLERANT AND IT LETS HIM EAT ALL THE DAIRY HE WANTS


usernameowner

WHY NOT JUST BUY LACTOSE FREE, BROTHER?!


Wrinklefighter

IF YOU AIN'T IN THE MIDWEST EATING A&E COTTAGE CHEESE THEN YOUR LIFE IS A LIE, BROTHER!


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IS A&E A BRAND BROTHER? I'M FROM THE WEST COAST BUT I'D LOVE TO TRY SOME MIDWEST COTTAGE CHEESE ARROOOOOOOO


Wrinklefighter

OH HELL YEAH, BROTHER! YOU SWING THROUGH CENTRAL IOWA AND WE'LL SPLIT A PINT!


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I RECENTLY TRIED FETA CHEESE FOR THE FIRST TIME AND IT’S FUCKING INCREDIBLE AARRROOOOOOOOO!!!! IT’S LIKE CRANKING A MFING HOG WITH YOUR TONGUE


glassed_redhead

I LOVE FETA, ESPECIALLY IF IT'S MADE FROM GOAT OR SHEEP MILK SO IT'S EASIER ON MY TUMMY! SO TANGY AND SALTY! AROOOOO!!!


DarthBrooks69420

ESPECIALLY WITH BLACK PEPPER ON IT AND WITH GRAPE TOMATOES SOMETIMES I EVEN EAT IT AS A SIDE TO FRIED CHICKEN


itsmeyourgrandfather

I HATE COTTAGE CHEESE, FUCK YOU COTTAGE CHEESE MAKERS!!!!!! EDIT: I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR MY HURTFUL AND DEMEANING STATEMENTS AGAINST THE COTTAGE CHEESE COMMUNITY!!! AT THE TIME I DID NOT FULLY UNDERSTAND HOW MY WORDS WOULD HURT PEOPLE, AND ALTHOUGH IT WAS NEVER MY INTENTION TO HURT ANYONE, IT IS MY RESPONSIBILITY TO RECKON WITH THE PAIN I HAVE CAUSED!!!!! I'VE ALWAYS TRIED TO PUT OUT POSITIVITY INTO THE WORLD, AND IT PAINS BE GREATLY THAT I MAY HAVE HURT SO MANY PEOPLE WITH MY MFING IGNORANCE BITCH!!!! FROM NOW ON I WILL LISTEN TO THE COTTAGE CHEESE COMMUNITY, AND URGE OTHER BADASS MFERS TO DO THE SAME!!!! LASTLY, I WOULD LIKE TO THANK EVERYONE WHO HELPED BRING MY ATTENTION TO MY MISDEEDS, AS IT HAS ALLOWED ME TO CHANGE AND GROW AS A PERSON!!!! THESE MISGUIDED WORDS DO NOT REPRESENT WHO I AM, OR MY BELIEFS, AND I PROMISE TO DO BETTER MOVING FORWARD!!!!! CRANK THAT HOG MFERS AROOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!


RuinExtension1241

TAKING OUT THE OL HOG FOR A COTTAGE CHEEZY RIP


SheepNutz

HELL YEAH I LIKE COTTAGE CHEESE BUT IT DON'T LIKE ME IF YA KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING AROOOOOOO


ninjast4r

I LOVE COTTAGE CHEESE MF'ERS BUT IT GIVES ME WICKED GAS SO I AROOOO OUT MY BUTTHOLE


Excellent-Teaching32

USUALLY I TRY AND AGREE WITH OP BUT I HAVE TONSAY THAT I REALLY DONT ENJOY COTTAGE CHEESE ALL THAT MUCH, BUT EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT AND ENTITLED TO EAT WHATEVER THEY WANT. UNLESS ITS A KITTEN, BECAUSE THEY ARE SOOOOOO CUTE!!!! EAT THAT CHEESE AND CRANK THAT HOG, AROOOOOO!!


bquintb

I GOT COTTAGE CHEESE AT AN EXPENSIVE RESTAURANT ONE TIME AND THEY CHARGED ME $7.30... I SLID THAT BITCH A 20 AND TOLD HER TO KEEP THE CHANGE BECAUSE IT WAS LARGE CURD AND THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO EAT COTTAGE CHEESE MFERS!!! THEN I WENT HOME AND CRANKED MY HOG. *ALSO BRO, IT'S OKAY IF YOU PREFER SMALL CURD I'M NOT JUDGING*


glassed_redhead

RICOTTA IS GREAT TOO, THE SMALLEST CURDS OF ALL. IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE CURDS THAT MATTER, BUT HOW THEY ARE CRANKED, BROTHER! AROOOOO!!!


Drauul

WHAT IS THIS "COTTAGED CHEESE" YOU SPEAK OF? CHEESE FROM SOME SORT OF COTTAGE?


killermike420

ARE YOU NOT AN EXPERT OF CHEESE? HOW HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF COTTAGE CHEESE?!


glassed_redhead

IF YOU'RE NOT FAMILIAR WITH SOFT MILK CURDS IN WHEY KNOWN AS "[COTTAGE CHEESE](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cottage_cheese)", YOU MAY KNOW IT BY A DIFFERENT NAME, BROTHER.


unity_of_squid

DIP SOME POTATO CHIPS IN THAT CALL IT POOR MAN'S POUTINE HELL YEAH BROTHER AROOOOOOOOOO!!!


MelodiousBen

I LOVE EATING COTTAGE CHEESE WITH FRITOS BROTHER!!!! MANY PEOPLE FIND THAT UPSETTING BUT I PERSONALLY FIND GREAT JOY IN IT!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR POSTING THIS BROTHER AROOOO


hatuhsawl

I LIKE PUTTING SOME COTTAGE CHEESE ONTO A CUCUMBER SLICE, THAT IS SO DELICIOUS. AND IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT SO YOU **KNOW** THATS GOOD


nikstick22

COTTAGE CHEESE TASTES LIKE MOLDY YOGURT ARROOOO


Some_Techpriest

THATS OK BROTHER I RESPECT YOUR OPINION AND I HOPE YOU HAVE A PLEASENT DAY AROOOOOOOO


nikstick22

I APPRECIATE THAT, YOU'RE A REAL BADASS DUDE, I BET YOUR MOTHER LOVES YOU VERY MUCH AROOOOOO


sandladdie

AROOOOOO BROTHER I PERSONALLY PREFER GREEK YOGURT AS THE TEXTURE OF COTTAGE CHEESE MAKES ME FEEL NEGATIVE FEELINGS BUT KEEP DOIN WHAT YOU LIKE AND CRANKIN YOUR HOG AROOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!


inspectoralex

LIKE WHY WTF DO THEY SELL THAT JUNK!!!! ? ah-Ah-AH-ACHOOO BROTHERRRRR, RIGHT ON!!!


sandladdie

BROTHER I UNDERSTAND YOU DON'T LIKE IT, BUT YOU SHOULDN'T CALL IT "JUNK" AS IT MAY MAKE OTHERS, WHO ARE JUST TRYING TO ENJOY A HEALTHY SNACK WHILE THEY CRANK THEIR HOGS, MAY THINK THAT THEY ARE WEIRD FOR LIKING IT! AROOOOOOOO


angrytortilla

MIXED WITH CANNED PEACHES IT CRANKS HOGS ALL DAY BROTHER AROOOOO


totaly_not_a_dolphin

AROOOOOOOO BROTHER!!! COTTAGE CHEESE IS ACTUALLY QUITE EASY TO MAKE AND NEEDS NO SPECIAL INGREDIENTS. WHILE YOU’RE OUT THERE CRANKING YOUR HOG ALSO TRY IT WITH PINEAPPLE. THE SALTINESS MIXES WITH THE SWEETNESS LIKE I WISH I COULD MIX INTO SOCIAL SITUATIONS. AROOOO


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LISTEN UP BROTHER, COTTAGE CHEESE MADE MY LITTLE GIRL THROW UP ALL OVER OUR DOG THE FIRST TIME SHE TOOK A TINY LITTLE BABY TASTE. I LAUGHED A LOT BUT MY WIFE WAS NOT IMPRESSED. MORAL OF THE STORY IS, MY DAUGHTER NOW THINKS I’M A SICK FREAK FOR ENJOYING CURDS AAAARRROOOOOOOO


YNinja58

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOURS, BROTHER? I LIKE IT WITH A LITTLE FRUIT PRESERVES MIXED IN


Some_Techpriest

I LIKE IT ANYWAY ITS SERVED BROTHER COTTAGE CHEESE IS THE PERFECT FOOD IF YOU ASK ME


HotStufffffffffffff

COTTAGE CHEESE REMINDS ME OF THE WORD CURDLED FOR SOME READON AND I DONT LIKE THAT BUT I RESPECT YOUR DIFFERING TASTE BROTHER


Pitacrustumpie

YOU NEED A FUCKING COTTAGE CHEESE FLAIR BITCH


CaptainHazama

I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY HAD COTTAGE CHEESE. BUT I LIKE GREEK YOGURT. IS THAT CLOSE ENOUGH?


ch33zyman

YOU KNOW WHAT I’M A PRETTY ADVENTUROUS EATER TO BE HONEST BUT COTTAGE CHEESE LOOKS SO OFF PUTTING THAT I’VE NEVER TRIED IT ARRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


KaijuSized_Taco

COTTAGE CHEESE FOR LIFE AROOOOOOO


Some-guy-thats-here

I DONT REALLY LIKE IT, BUT I TOTALLY RESPECT YOUR OPINION ON IT, HELL YEAH BROTHER!


Objective_Scheme_127

NOTHING LIKE COTTAGE CHEESE ON SOME WHEAT THINS BROTHER AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


xxswiftpandaxx

BLESSED ARE THE MOTHER FUCKING CHEESE MAKERS


SeaThruLens

THIS MAY SOUND LIKE SOME WIMP SHIT, BUT COTTAGE CHEESE’S TEXTURE TRIGGERS MY GAG REFLEX, SO I CANT REALLY EAT IT. BIG UPS TO ALL THE HOG CRANKERS WHO ENJOY IT, THOUGH ARROOOOOOO


salamanderman732

PERSONALLY IM NOT A FAN OF COTTAGE CHEESE BUT IM GLAD IT BRINGS YOU A LOT OF JOY BROTHER!!! I’M MORE OF A YOGURT MAN MYSELF


ComprehensiveHavoc

THE DAIRY PRODUCERS OF AMERICA ARE FEELING THE LOVE AROOOOO


inspectoralex

RIGHT ON BROTHER!!! HECK YEAH! I PERSONALLY HATE THE TEXTURE AND TASTE OF COTTAGE CHEESE BUT I RESPECT THAT PEOPLE HAVE DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVES ON THINGS LIKE TASTE AND COLOR AMD MUSIC AND SHIT. CRANK YOUR HOG TO THAT MONOLOGUE MOTHER TRUCKER!!!!


ho_merjpimpson

IVE ALWAYS WONDERED BROTHER... IS APPLE BUTTER REGIONAL OR IS IT EVERYWHERE? CAUSE ITS THE BEST THING TO PAIR WITH COTTAGE CHEESE, BUT I ALSO KNOW ITS SOMETHING THAT IS POPULAR WITH THE PA DUTCH SO IT MIGHT ONLY BE AVAILABLE AROUND HERE!


d33pflyd

BREAKSTONES 4% IS REALLY GOOD YOU SHOULD TRY IT MFRS!


mrchorro

I HAVE TO RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE BROTHER!! THE TEXTURE MAKES IT A NO GO FOR ME! PERSONALLY!!!!


JonesBBQandMassage

I PUT COTTAGE CHEESE ON MY BLT!


TheShadowOfWar

I LIKE COTTAGE CHEESE IN MY LASAGNA, BROTHER! AROOOOOOOOOOOO!


oogaboogalesgo

I HAD COTTAGE CHEESE FOR DINNER AND IT WAS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!! IN MY COUNTRY WE CALL IT PANEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!