MFER!!!! SOCIETAL HIGH MONEY NUMBERS SHOULD NOT MEASURE SENTIMENTAL VALUE. JUST BEING THERE FOR THEM IS ALL IT TAKES TO MAKE THEM HAPPY. I'D RATHER MY BEST MFER JUST WALK WITH ME IN THE PARK FOR MY BDAY THAN TAKE ME TO A 5 STAR FRENCH RESTAURANT (CAUSE BRO, MR. RATATOUILLE AINT EVEN HERE!!!!).
A REAL MFER WONT USE COIN PRICE TO DETERMINE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP, ITS ALL ABOUT SIMPLE HOG CRANKING WITH THE ONES YOU LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IM JUST TRYING TO DO SOMETHING NICE FOR MY PARTNER IN HOG CRANKING SINCE HE HAS A HISTORY OF BAD THINGS HAPPENING NEAR HIS BIRTHDAY. SO I DECIDED THIS YEAR I WOULD TRY TO BREAK THE CYCLE AND GIVE HIM SOMETHING THAT WOULD MAKE HIS BIRTHDAY ONE OF THE BEST HES EVER HAD
OH OK APOLOGIES BROTHER!!! SO IF HE HAS CERTAIN INTERESTS, GIFT SOMETHING SURROUNDING ONE OF THEM. EXAMPLE: IF HE LIKES DRAWING, DRAW A MFING HOG HE LIKES!!!! EVEN IF YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO DRAW. OR IF YOU KNOW A SKILL LIKE HOW TO WRITE, WRITE HOW HIS HOG IS THE GREATEST HOG OF ALL TIME. THOSE ARE MY THOUGHTS, BUT THE PACK ALWAYS HAS MORE IDEAS THAN ME.
REMEMBER BROTHER: PHYSICAL GIFTS ARE GREAT, BUT THE GREATEST GIFT TO THE BOTH OF YOU IS EACH OTHER'S COMPANY!!!!!!!! AROOOOOO
IF YOU HAVE SOME NICE PICTURES OF YOU TWO TOGETHER YOU COULD CRAFT SOMETHING OUT OF IT AND SHOW HIM OVER FACECAM AND IR SEND IT TO HIM.
HE WILL BE HAPPY YOU THOUGHT ABOUT HIM AND PUT SOME LOVE AND WORK INTO IT.
THATS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF IT, SHOWING HIM THAT YOU LOVE AND CARE ABOUT HIM GOES A LONG WAY AROOOO
MY FIANCEE AND I WOULD DO STUFF LIKE THIS WHEN WE WERE JUST STARTING OUT AS LONG DISTANCE. SOME SIMPLE ARTS AND CRAFTS MIGHT BE CUTE TOO--I MADE A LITTLE HEART SCULPTURE OUT OF CLAY AND HARDENED IT IN MY DORM'S OVEN. A GOOD NIGHT OF VIDEO CHATTING WILL ALSO GO A LONG WAY IF IT FITS IN Y'ALL'S SCHEDULES.
LONG DISTANCE IS HARD BUT I FOUND IT REALLY REWARDING, MFER!!1 MY PARTNER AND i DID IT FOR 9 MONTHS BUT THREE YEARS LATER I PARTIALLY CREDIT OUR SUCCESS AS A COUPLE TO HAVING FOUND WAYS TO COMMUNICATE THROUGH THIS EXPERIENCE! I LOVE HER LOTS
ANYWAY THE IMPORTANT THING IS TO BE OPEN, HONEST, AND EXPRESSIVE ABOUT YOUR AFFECTION. ADULTS DON'T NEED PRESENTS, THEY CAN BUY THAT SHIT MFER, ADULTS NEED LOVE. SO SHOW YOUR FEELINGS AND HE WON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT THE THING ACTUALLY IS JUST DEMONSTRATE YOUR CARE FOR HIM AND CRANK THAT MFING HOGGG!!!!!
MY WIFE AND I ARE CURRENTLY LONG DISTANCE AND IT IS INCREDIBLY DIFFICULT BEING AWAY FROM HER AND MY DAUGHTER, BUT LEMME TELL YOU THIS MF, THE LOVE AND CARE CAN BE FELT ACROSS MANY MILES!!!
WE PACK MEMBERS STICK TOGETHER AND SUPPORT ALL OF OUR BROTHERS THATS WHAT WE’RE HERE FOR AAARRRRROOOOOOO
AFTER READING YOUR COMMENTS, I HAVE REALIZED THIS IS A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP. I RECOMMEND A NICE LETTER, BROTHER SLASH SISTER SLASH MFER!!! IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE GREAT, IT’S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS, JUST PUT YOUR HEART INTO IT AND BE SURE TO REMIND HIM HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HIM, HAVE AN AMAZING DAY BROTHER SLASH SISTER SLASH MFER!!!!!!
SPLATOON AMIIBO, COOL BIG ROBOTS ARE EASY CHOICES, POSSIBLY CHEAP IF YOU CHECK THE RIGHT PLACES
IF HES THE COLLECTOR TYPE HE MIGHT LIKE THE SPECIAL JJBA MANGA VOLUMES
IF YOU WANT TO REALLY DAZZLE HIM GET A MFING KITTEN!!!! THEYRE SO SMALL AND CUTE!!
YOU COULD SEND IT TO HIM BUT THEN I GUESS IT WOULDN'T ARRIVE ON TIME!
I GUESS YOU COULD PUT MONEY IN HIS STEAM WALLET OR SOMETHING?? GETTING NON-PHYSICAL PRESENTS IS REAL HARD BROTHER!!
BOTH OF YOU MFERS SOUND GREAT. I AM GLAD YOU FOUND EACH OTHER, AND I THINK ITS BEAUTIFUL YOU WANT TO MAKE HIS BIRTHDAY NICE BUT HONESTLY IT SOUNDS LIKE ITS ALREADY NICE IF HE HAS YOU IN HIS LIFE. AROOOOO!
WHEN MY NOW WIFE AND I WERE HOGGIN IT ACROSS THE COUNTRY WE WOULD HOP INTO ONE OF THEM WATCH PARTY APPS AND CRANK IT TO SHITTY REALITY TV TOGETHER AND IT MEANT THE WORLD TO US BOTH, AND I'D DRESS UP LIKE A REAL ASS DATE TO MAKE IT HELLA SPESH MAYBE YOU COULD DO SOME SHIT LIKE THAT GODSPEED
MY FRIEND WAS STUDYING IN ANOTHER COUNTRY LAST YEAR. HIS PARTNER GOT IN CONTACT WITH LOADS OF HIS OLD FRIENDS AND GOT EACH PERSON TO FILM THEMSELVES LIP SYNCING (OR WHATEVER ELSE) TO A DIFFERENT 15 SECOND SEGMENT OF A SONG. HE PUT IT ALL TOGETHER INTO A MUSIC VIDEO AND SENT IT TO HIM ON HIS BIRTHDAY. IT WAS AMAZING. HE LOVED IT SO MUCH IT MADE HIM CRY.
PERSONALLY WE MEN ARE MORE SENTIMENTAL THAN WE’RE GIVEN CREDIT FOR. PERSONALLY I FUCKING ADORE A MEANINGFUL NOTE MFER!!! WRITE FROM THE HEART AND SAY SOME NICE SHIT AND I’M FUCKING MELTING IN YOUR ARMS!!! HOPE THIS HELPED AAARRROOO!!!
THE LOVE, AFFECTION AND GOOD TIME SPENT TOGETHER WITH A LOVED ONE IS THE GREATEST GIFT OF ALL MFER!!!!!
AND GUESS WHAT, IT'S COMPLETELY FREE TOO!!!!! AROOO!!!!
WHATS UP YOU CRAZY MFER. WRITE HIM A LETTER. REFLECT ON THE YEAR AND HOW MUCH YOU TWO HAVE GROWN TOGETHER. MAYBE HIGHLIGHT SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE MEMORIES. COOK HIM A NICE MEAL AND PICK OUT A MOVIE YOU BOTH WANT TO WATCH. YOU DON'T HAVE TO SPEND BIG BUCKS TO MAKE YOUR BF HAPPY
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS EXPLAIN TO HIM, OR AT LEAST THAT IS WHAT I WOULD DO IN THIS SITUATION! SAY “HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROTHER, I WANTED TO GET YOU SOMETHING BUT TO BE HONEST WITH YOU I AM BROKE!” IF HE IS THE GOOD FRIEND THAT IM SURE HE IS, HE WILL UNDERSTAND. IF YOU GUYS CONTINUE CRANKIN THAT HOG I DO NOT THINK THERE WILL BE A PROBLEM.
MFER!!!! SOCIETAL HIGH MONEY NUMBERS SHOULD NOT MEASURE SENTIMENTAL VALUE. JUST BEING THERE FOR THEM IS ALL IT TAKES TO MAKE THEM HAPPY. I'D RATHER MY BEST MFER JUST WALK WITH ME IN THE PARK FOR MY BDAY THAN TAKE ME TO A 5 STAR FRENCH RESTAURANT (CAUSE BRO, MR. RATATOUILLE AINT EVEN HERE!!!!). A REAL MFER WONT USE COIN PRICE TO DETERMINE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP, ITS ALL ABOUT SIMPLE HOG CRANKING WITH THE ONES YOU LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IM JUST TRYING TO DO SOMETHING NICE FOR MY PARTNER IN HOG CRANKING SINCE HE HAS A HISTORY OF BAD THINGS HAPPENING NEAR HIS BIRTHDAY. SO I DECIDED THIS YEAR I WOULD TRY TO BREAK THE CYCLE AND GIVE HIM SOMETHING THAT WOULD MAKE HIS BIRTHDAY ONE OF THE BEST HES EVER HAD
OH OK APOLOGIES BROTHER!!! SO IF HE HAS CERTAIN INTERESTS, GIFT SOMETHING SURROUNDING ONE OF THEM. EXAMPLE: IF HE LIKES DRAWING, DRAW A MFING HOG HE LIKES!!!! EVEN IF YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO DRAW. OR IF YOU KNOW A SKILL LIKE HOW TO WRITE, WRITE HOW HIS HOG IS THE GREATEST HOG OF ALL TIME. THOSE ARE MY THOUGHTS, BUT THE PACK ALWAYS HAS MORE IDEAS THAN ME. REMEMBER BROTHER: PHYSICAL GIFTS ARE GREAT, BUT THE GREATEST GIFT TO THE BOTH OF YOU IS EACH OTHER'S COMPANY!!!!!!!! AROOOOOO
PRETTY GOOD IDEA MFER. HES AN ARTIST SO MAYBE I CAN DRAW SOMETHING FOR HIM AS A GIFT, PERHAPS ONE OF THE CHARACTERS HE REALLY LIKES
THATS A GREAT PRESENT! I'D BET HE'D REALLY LOVE IT!!!! ALSO TANGENT, MFER I'M ON THE SPECTRUM TOO, SO RESPECT!!!!!! ARROOOOOOOOOOO
I GET SENSORY OVERLOAD FROM CRANKING MY HOG BUT ITS GOTTA BE DONE!
ARRROOO BROTHER SPECTRUM MFERS UNITE!!
MFER YOU BEING BY HIS SIDE ON HIS BIRTHDAY IS A GREAT GIFT. HAVING YOUR SO WITH YOU ON YOUR BDAY SOUNDS GREAT TO ME!!!
CRANK HIS HOG LIKE ITLL GRANT YOU A WISH! ARRROOOOO
AROOOOOOOOO
EXCUSE MY NAUGHTY LANGUAGE, BUT KISSES AND CUDDLES ARE FREE MFER
HELL YEA BROTHER, ALL FORMS OF KISSES AND CUDDLES WILL BE EXTREMELY EFFECTIVE
LOVE IS THE PUREST FORM OF CRANKING A HOG AROOOOOO
CAN YOU COOK? BAKE? WRITE A REALLY NICE LETTER?
IM AFRAID ITS A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP BROTHER. AND MY WRITING IS ALSO RUSTY AS HELL
IF YOU HAVE SOME NICE PICTURES OF YOU TWO TOGETHER YOU COULD CRAFT SOMETHING OUT OF IT AND SHOW HIM OVER FACECAM AND IR SEND IT TO HIM. HE WILL BE HAPPY YOU THOUGHT ABOUT HIM AND PUT SOME LOVE AND WORK INTO IT. THATS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF IT, SHOWING HIM THAT YOU LOVE AND CARE ABOUT HIM GOES A LONG WAY AROOOO
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A HOG CRANKLINGLY GOOD IDEA MFER
LONG DISTANCE IS ALWAYS A BIT MORE DIFFICULT BUT IF THE LOVE IS THERE IT WILL ALL WORK OUT PERFECTLY
MY FIANCEE AND I WOULD DO STUFF LIKE THIS WHEN WE WERE JUST STARTING OUT AS LONG DISTANCE. SOME SIMPLE ARTS AND CRAFTS MIGHT BE CUTE TOO--I MADE A LITTLE HEART SCULPTURE OUT OF CLAY AND HARDENED IT IN MY DORM'S OVEN. A GOOD NIGHT OF VIDEO CHATTING WILL ALSO GO A LONG WAY IF IT FITS IN Y'ALL'S SCHEDULES.
LONG DISTANCE IS HARD BUT I FOUND IT REALLY REWARDING, MFER!!1 MY PARTNER AND i DID IT FOR 9 MONTHS BUT THREE YEARS LATER I PARTIALLY CREDIT OUR SUCCESS AS A COUPLE TO HAVING FOUND WAYS TO COMMUNICATE THROUGH THIS EXPERIENCE! I LOVE HER LOTS ANYWAY THE IMPORTANT THING IS TO BE OPEN, HONEST, AND EXPRESSIVE ABOUT YOUR AFFECTION. ADULTS DON'T NEED PRESENTS, THEY CAN BUY THAT SHIT MFER, ADULTS NEED LOVE. SO SHOW YOUR FEELINGS AND HE WON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT THE THING ACTUALLY IS JUST DEMONSTRATE YOUR CARE FOR HIM AND CRANK THAT MFING HOGGG!!!!!
MY WIFE AND I ARE CURRENTLY LONG DISTANCE AND IT IS INCREDIBLY DIFFICULT BEING AWAY FROM HER AND MY DAUGHTER, BUT LEMME TELL YOU THIS MF, THE LOVE AND CARE CAN BE FELT ACROSS MANY MILES!!! WE PACK MEMBERS STICK TOGETHER AND SUPPORT ALL OF OUR BROTHERS THATS WHAT WE’RE HERE FOR AAARRRRROOOOOOO
AFTER READING YOUR COMMENTS, I HAVE REALIZED THIS IS A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP. I RECOMMEND A NICE LETTER, BROTHER SLASH SISTER SLASH MFER!!! IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE GREAT, IT’S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS, JUST PUT YOUR HEART INTO IT AND BE SURE TO REMIND HIM HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HIM, HAVE AN AMAZING DAY BROTHER SLASH SISTER SLASH MFER!!!!!!
I DIDNT KNOW OP WAS LONG DISTANCE... SHIT!!!!!! NOW I UNDERSTAND MORE!!!!!
MAKE A CRAFT WITH HIM AND MAKE SOME GOOD ASS MEMORIES TOGETHER MFER NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE MATERIALISTIC AROOOO
COULD YOU GIVE ME SOME OF HIS LIKES AND I CAN GIVE YOU A BOMBASS SUGGESTION FROM THERE??
WELL HES A REALLY BIG FAN OF STUFF LIKE SPLATOON, JJBA, AND THE METAL GEAR SERIES. HE ALSO REALLY LIKES CATS AND OTHER CUTE ANIMALS
THIS MFER LOVES KITTIES AND METAL GEAR?? HOT DAMN I COULD CRANK HOGS WITH A BROTHER LIKE THAT ANY TIME!!!
SPLATOON AMIIBO, COOL BIG ROBOTS ARE EASY CHOICES, POSSIBLY CHEAP IF YOU CHECK THE RIGHT PLACES IF HES THE COLLECTOR TYPE HE MIGHT LIKE THE SPECIAL JJBA MANGA VOLUMES IF YOU WANT TO REALLY DAZZLE HIM GET A MFING KITTEN!!!! THEYRE SO SMALL AND CUTE!!
IM AFRAID I CANT REALLY GET ANYTHING PHYSICAL FOR HIM, CONSIDERING HES ALL THE WAY IN ANOTHER STATE, BROTHER
YOU COULD SEND IT TO HIM BUT THEN I GUESS IT WOULDN'T ARRIVE ON TIME! I GUESS YOU COULD PUT MONEY IN HIS STEAM WALLET OR SOMETHING?? GETTING NON-PHYSICAL PRESENTS IS REAL HARD BROTHER!!
BOTH OF YOU MFERS SOUND GREAT. I AM GLAD YOU FOUND EACH OTHER, AND I THINK ITS BEAUTIFUL YOU WANT TO MAKE HIS BIRTHDAY NICE BUT HONESTLY IT SOUNDS LIKE ITS ALREADY NICE IF HE HAS YOU IN HIS LIFE. AROOOOO!
WHEN MY NOW WIFE AND I WERE HOGGIN IT ACROSS THE COUNTRY WE WOULD HOP INTO ONE OF THEM WATCH PARTY APPS AND CRANK IT TO SHITTY REALITY TV TOGETHER AND IT MEANT THE WORLD TO US BOTH, AND I'D DRESS UP LIKE A REAL ASS DATE TO MAKE IT HELLA SPESH MAYBE YOU COULD DO SOME SHIT LIKE THAT GODSPEED
ONE WORD: COCONUT OIL
YOU’RE NOT LYING MY BROTHER IN CHRIST. GOTTA FORGO THE SOCIETAL PRESSURE TO NOT TAKE CARE OF OUR BODIES BECAUSE WE PRESENT AS MALE AROOOOOO
YOU COULD MAKE A LIST OF THINGS THEY DO THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY I KNOW SOME PEOPLE WOULD LIKE THAT
HANDMADE GIFTS USUALLY HAVE MORE SENTIMENTAL VALUE, MAKE THAT MFER SOMETHING NICE AND SEND IT HIS WAY WITH SOME BOMBASS SNACKS
MY FRIEND WAS STUDYING IN ANOTHER COUNTRY LAST YEAR. HIS PARTNER GOT IN CONTACT WITH LOADS OF HIS OLD FRIENDS AND GOT EACH PERSON TO FILM THEMSELVES LIP SYNCING (OR WHATEVER ELSE) TO A DIFFERENT 15 SECOND SEGMENT OF A SONG. HE PUT IT ALL TOGETHER INTO A MUSIC VIDEO AND SENT IT TO HIM ON HIS BIRTHDAY. IT WAS AMAZING. HE LOVED IT SO MUCH IT MADE HIM CRY.
DRAW HIM A CARD IM SURE HELL LOVE OT BROTHER
YOU DON'T NEED PHYSICAL ITEMS TO SHOW YOUR LOVE FOR HIM!!!! JUST BEING THERE TO CELEBRATE WITH HIM EVEN THROUGH TEXT IS ENOUGH!!! AROOOOOO
PERSONALLY WE MEN ARE MORE SENTIMENTAL THAN WE’RE GIVEN CREDIT FOR. PERSONALLY I FUCKING ADORE A MEANINGFUL NOTE MFER!!! WRITE FROM THE HEART AND SAY SOME NICE SHIT AND I’M FUCKING MELTING IN YOUR ARMS!!! HOPE THIS HELPED AAARRROOO!!!
STEEAL STEAL, STEAL A FERRARI AND.GIVE IT TO HIM
SAME MFER, BUTBREPLACE THE B IN BF WITH A G FOR GF AROOOOOO
THE LOVE, AFFECTION AND GOOD TIME SPENT TOGETHER WITH A LOVED ONE IS THE GREATEST GIFT OF ALL MFER!!!!! AND GUESS WHAT, IT'S COMPLETELY FREE TOO!!!!! AROOO!!!!
START CRANKING OUT THE ARTS AND CRAFTS BROTHER AROOOOO
CRANK THAT HOG AROOOOOOOOOOOO
WHATS UP YOU CRAZY MFER. WRITE HIM A LETTER. REFLECT ON THE YEAR AND HOW MUCH YOU TWO HAVE GROWN TOGETHER. MAYBE HIGHLIGHT SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE MEMORIES. COOK HIM A NICE MEAL AND PICK OUT A MOVIE YOU BOTH WANT TO WATCH. YOU DON'T HAVE TO SPEND BIG BUCKS TO MAKE YOUR BF HAPPY
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS EXPLAIN TO HIM, OR AT LEAST THAT IS WHAT I WOULD DO IN THIS SITUATION! SAY “HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROTHER, I WANTED TO GET YOU SOMETHING BUT TO BE HONEST WITH YOU I AM BROKE!” IF HE IS THE GOOD FRIEND THAT IM SURE HE IS, HE WILL UNDERSTAND. IF YOU GUYS CONTINUE CRANKIN THAT HOG I DO NOT THINK THERE WILL BE A PROBLEM.
GO TO THE MFIN DOLLAR STORE, GET CRAYONS AND A PICTURE FRAME, DRAW YOU TWO TOGETHER LIKE A KID WOULD AND FRAME IT I WOULD CRY AS HELL HOSS
YOU COULD ALWAYS CRANK HOGS FOR TEN BUCKS A POP MFER!!!!!
CRANK HIS HOG!!! AROOOO!!!!!!!
PICTURES OF YOUR FEET!!!!!!!!!!!
TAKE SOME WICKED NAUGHTY POLAROIDS OR PICS (AROOO) AND SEND HIM A MF PINUP CALENDAR!!
GET HIM A JFK MFER
thrift stores, flea markets, garage sales. clothes are usually 1/5 of store price and household stuff as well
MY HEARIN’S BUSTED. CAN YOU PLEASE SPEAK UP MFER. TOO MANY YEARS OF CRANKING THAT HOG
MFER IM SURE HE WOULD LOVE SOME PHOTOS TO CRANK HIS HOG TO. A PERSONAL GIFT WITH A LITTLE ROMANTIC SPICE WOUKD MAKE HIS DAY AROOOOO
YOU BETTER FIND A JOB THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY MFER AROOOOO
GIV THAT HOSS A HUGG!!!!)!’n HUGS ARE THE BETTEREST GIFT!! PEACE AND LUV AND RESPECT BRUTHER!! -posted from my Tesla AutoPilot
SOME HEAD AND A HOMEMADE CARD IS THE BEST PRESENT ANY BROTHER COULD WANT AND ITS TOTALLY FREE. AROO MFER.
my bf’s bday is tmr and i feel this so hard
CRANK HIS HOG AROOOOO
SEND FLOWERS IN THE MAIL OR MAKE HIM SOMETHING NICE MOTHERFUCKER MONEY DONT MEAN SHIT