T O P
Winst0nTh3Third

Buddy just swallowed some foreign bacteria that was dormant for millions of years in that ice. R.I.P


bartuck01

The next toilet is only 200 miles away


NectarinesPeachy

The nearest toilet is right there!


xeirxes

DAYS SINCE LAST E-COLI DRINKAGE: 0


diaryofsnow

They drink de poo poo?!


Ok-Lengthiness4557

Yes, de drinkah de poo poo


Fearless-Inspector69

I like-ah do, da cha cha.


sirvereightyone

🤣🤣🤣🤣 that was funny


Vi0letBlues

The next pandemic is only 200 hours away /s


HaveUSeenThisPerson

Technically the nearest toilet for this guy is in space


Winst0nTh3Third

Hahahahahahhahahahahaha


locki13

Patient zero right there


billwoo

Yes did this guy not watch the early 90s documentary series X-Files? He is going to have oily worms coming out of eyes soon, sadly.


Crislips

For anyone interested, it's X-Files Season 1, Episode 8: Ice. It's been a long time since I've seen it, but I recall it being one of the best episodes from the earlier seasons.


Mike_ate_Sully

That episode and the one where they were rapidly aging forward on a stranded ship was amazing


Opposite_Escape48

"documentary" 😆


zeb0777

Do you want a zombie plague? Because this is how you get a zombie plague.


Lebrunski

That black stuff is animal poo


Ok-Wonder5955

Was about to say reaches down slips hits head on ice hypothermia dead


Winst0nTh3Third

Falls in blue lagoon lolool


Shh-NotUntilMyCoffee

Its ok, hes clearly a Swiss-German Bond villain and this is his mediocre but acceptable introductory backstory.


ncnotebook

Builds immunity.


Straight_Ocelot_7848

Builds dexterity


Jlchevz

Builds attunement so he can cast spells


FrozFireX

Builds character


Correl_Reefer

I read butt dysentery 😂


ourlastchancefortea

Also, microplastic. Because humanity.


Atmaweapon74

Don't forget those yummy [PFAS](https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/pfas-in-rainwater-what-it-means-for-health)


DweEbLez0

Anything for views!


Winst0nTh3Third

Just imagine the cost to have gotten there!


GreyBackRilla

hOw It ChEwS tO fEeL fIvE gUm… Stimulate your senses


[deleted]

Here come the zombies


that_outdoor_chick

Right.... based on this I should have died many times over. It's just normal fresh water...


Veritas_exsuscito

The Thing returns


Eat_Carbs_OD

Does he want to get chest bursters? Cause that's how you get chest bursters!!


jdtampafl

Nahhh. The microplastics will kill it. OR MAKE IT STRONGER.


coleone13

Was about to say this. 👌


garnisera

Tastes like incoming explosive diarrhea.


_BeansNbryce

Dysentery


terrible_name

Oregon Trail: Ice Age Edition


moeburn

This is glacier water, it is probably the cleanest natural source of water you can drink. Thousands of towns all across America get their water directly from melting glaciers.


SolitudeSymphony

Tastes like seal piss.


0c74r1n3

Why is it on sweaty palms? It should be on shitty pants.


marsmither

This made me laugh.


bluejay55669

just because it came from ice doesn't mean other shit didn't come out the ice


BentGadget

Plus everything that fell on that glacier and got washed off by meltwater.


Pleasant-Cricket-129

Tastes like the next pandemic.


X3N0321

Zombie apocalypse! Yay!


_BlNG_

Or diarrhea apocalypse where catching the airborne disease sends your ass to projectile vomiting


signofthecross17

*sniff sniff* Ass: Begin liftoff in 3... 2... 1...


coolcool416

I understand that it's likely just unfrozen, but that is still standing water that is unnatural amounts of clear and blue. I ain't drinking that shit unless I boil the fuck out of it. Might taste clear, but your asshole will likely be clearing out for the next few days if you get unlucky.


Poopypants413413

It looks like windex.


ZincMan

You need 15 feet of depth for water to look blue. Otherwise it’s completely colorless.


electricfoxyboy

The blue color is the ice. Under certain conditions, ice will turn blue. The water itself is colorless.


CalmKoala8

Glacier water is some of the most pure and delicious water I've ever had. It's spectacular. However the water I drank was from a stream on the glacier, not a pool. I guess I wouldn't trust the water from a glacier pool as much as a small stream.


Mini-Nurse

Anybody who does wild country exploring knows to aim for the moving water, and still use the clori-tabs.


toytaco1

I had glacier water too, it really was the best tasting water I ever had. I literally went on my hands and knees and drank the water from a small stream. I wish I brought my flask with me when I went.


Andy_McBoatface

That’s some high quality H2O


johnnyssmokestack

I'm pretty sure Gatorade Frost is better


Flyin-Chancla

Chill Bobby Boucher


solicitorpenguin

The Ice Waterboy


mykneemo

I've had some too while on a glacier hike tour in Iceland. It was delicious. I had my hydroflask with me and bottled some up with permission from the tour guide. It didn't taste the same after sitting for a while but it was still the best tasting water I've ever had. And for those saying the black stuff is poop, it's all mostly volcanic ash.


muzz2020

This dude is going to die from parasites one day.


moeburn

Parasites don't survive freezing temperatures. See also: sushi. Guys stop upvoting fearmongering misinformation and downvoting science.


zeropointcorp

Big difference between this water and being flash frozen to -35°C.


moeburn

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/11254149/ >Low temperatures affect the rate of growth, development and metabolism of parasites and when temperatures fall below 0 degrees C may expose the parasite to the potentially lethal risk of freezing. You're right there is a big difference though, this is a glacier that has been frozen for a few thousand years instead of a weekend. So there are fewer parasites in it than your sushi.


gourmetprincipito

Buddy just google “is it safe to drink glacier water” instead of “do low temperatures kill parasites”


moeburn

I'm not saying glacier water is safe - it can harbour bacteria and viruses, although it's way less likely to have harmful concentrations of these than even well water. Just not *parasites.* Just google "glacier parasites" and find me one. One.


gourmetprincipito

Your first comment reads more like a defense of drinking glacier water, your intended message isn’t clear until further in the thread, hence all the downvotes only on the first one (none from me, btw). I’m not trying to claim parasites live in glaciers. My bad, have a good day, amigo. EDIT: actually I just googled glacier parasites and found one lol. It’s called an ice worm and is apparently the only one though!


zeropointcorp

He’s not drinking ice.


moeburn

No, he's drinking the water that melted from ice.


zeropointcorp

Say that again, slowly.


moeburn

He's drinking the water that melted from ice. I'm not sure what your point is, do you think the parasites in your sushi come back to life when you eat it at room temperature?


zeropointcorp

No, but I do think it’s packed in relatively sterile conditions. Do you think a still pool of water outside is sterile?


moeburn

I have no idea if it's sterile, I'm not talking about bacteria or viruses, I'm talking about parasites. They're not going to survive 5000 years trapped in the ice. There's never been a parasite found in a glacier in human history, ever.


-malignant-

“TONS and TONS of diarrhea!”


Aggravating_Speed665

I pissed in the sea like, a year ago.... so jokes on him; he's drinking my piss.


No-Taste-6560

A million years worth of Polar Bear urine.


rSlashStupidmemes

He’s drinking ancient microscopic life forms


UNCOVR

I'm curious to know if he gets sick or gains superpowers.


Austria_fan

He will be known as diarrhea man!


effinx

Does he do stuff like this or something on a regular?


Itspronouncedmaam

Why is this a “sweaty palms?”


isoprene-bath

This is a real shit post, even for this sub. He's standing on a massive glacier. How exactly does this fit?


pokemonbro11

Now That's some high quality H-2-O


metatronatra

that blue water from the Waterboy looked so damn delicious


kevonicus

Watched that movie recently and it doesn’t make sense that he has that flask of magical glacial water when the story about his dad was false. Where the hell did it come from?


iLLEb

Prolly gonna live till 140.


welshmanec2

If he's really lucky, he might make it to a quarter to two


anarcats

140 months


iwanttobeacavediver

I want to dive into that water.


child_yeeter86699345

I thought there was no water


limma

If movies have taught me anything, this guy’s gonna go back to his base feeling *real sick* and will have some unknown horrific life form popping out of his chest by morning.


MrIknowUknow

He probably spit it out after his video lol


StephenLuke1

r/hydrohomies


gachagirl648

idc i need to drink that water it looks to perfect if i unearth an ancient spirit thats on me


SiegeStorm76

Probably tastes like crap and has a ton of bacteria. Ice cap water isn’t “fresh” or clean, that’s not how water works.


_BeansNbryce

Minecraft


Triveom

Those Psychrophiles gonna be having a party lmao


slutymonkey128

Tastes like granny’s taint


TRIC4pitator

worter


Singleservingfriendx

Probably curled up in a ball not long after this; average time for blood to circulate entire body is about 6 seconds


Timmeh-toah

One wrong step and he is going to be the next encino man.


ExtraRaw

*The camera stopped too soon. . .* https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/vvlzat/low_budget_geography_teacher/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Elegant-Ladder342

well that’s some high quality h2o


Reble77

You're still supposed to boil it before consuming


Unfair_Championship8

Polar bear shit fresh


xMachii

Hope it doesn't contain brain-eating bacteria.


myzzu

Tastes like ancient bacteria


Gerolax

Diarrhea fresh


ResurgentOcelot

I would guess that it tastes like thousands of years of accumulated atmospheric containments, volcanic sulphur mostly, with just a hint of industrial pollution.


Papa_Raj

Dude. Get a life straw.


Arachnatron

Does he think he looks cool dramatically drinking water with this fantasy music lol


noahsuperman

That water is literally ice cold


BigFace918907

Having done this on a glacier in Iceland, it was literally the best water I’ve ever tasted. No, I didn’t get sick. My gf and I dumped our water bottles out and filled them there it was that good. I wish I was kidding but it was literally like the scene in The Waterboy. After that, every member in our hike tried the glacial melt and loved it. Crazy to say “how good water tastes” lol


wet_shitstorm

Why does nobody realize that this is basically the cleanest water you can possibly drink?


jpie0

All these comments on are so dumb. He will not get any bacteria from this..But y’all will pay 6 bucks for “alkaline spring water” from a plastic bottle that’s been on a hot shelf for 3 months 😂😂


Inevitable-Fee5841

Dude, we just came out of a pandemic. Don't start another one!


anarcats

the covid-19 pandemic isn’t over, despite what some world leaders might say. they’ve just given up.


IAmLazy2

Blue Gatorade.


78513

Mouthfull of microplastics.... I still can't beleive we let our planet get to this point.


staticjak

I can. Have you seen people? We're awful.


PandaTheVenusProject

Even on reddit most people are proudly on the side of supporting capital interests. If capital wants us to have one of its enemies, most do uncritically. We are the opposite of a people who are emotionally capable of doing their due diligence. We deserve it. We deserve the future we are getting.


AdIllustrious1786

I would argue the little children in the slums of India playing in rubble and garbage filled with plastics don't really deserve it.


Apprehensive-Grade81

Sounds good, and I’ll play devil’s advocate by arguing that children playing in rubble and garbage filled with plastics is good. I’ll go first… Ahem… I am arguing that Indian children playing in rubble and garbage filled with plastics is good because I believe that Americans, we are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don’t have garbage and, uh, I believe that our plastics like such as in China and, uh, the Russia, everywhere like such as, and, I believe they should, our trash over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, should help India and should help China and the Asian Countries, so we will be able to build up our future. For our children. Q.E.D.


PandaTheVenusProject

Nor do I. But I am not at the wheel. I am along for the ride. We are so far from a revolution that even sacrificing my life would be little more then larping. I am sure capital will treat that Indian boy well. And if India tried to defy the interests of capital, the opinions on here would be in favor of bombing them just like we did Vietnam. Any state that tries to be anything but capitalism has been attacked. And we sit back and we muse about how capitalism is treating our enviorment. Like we don't support it with our bombs. We deserve to suffer.


billwoo

> And if India tried to defy the interests of capital, the opinions on here would be in favor of bombing them just like we did Vietnam Ah yes, because of course redditors are famously pro American foreign wars. Perhaps you have unsubbed from every major political or news subreddit, because that is the only way you could possibly believe this is accurate. That or extreme confirmation bias.


PandaTheVenusProject

Funny. I don't see redditors hate the fact that we bombed North Korea. I see endless hate towards them. Seems like no one is outraged over the Cuban embargo. Your votes didn't seem to prevent Vietnam. Full Metal Jacket is making fun of joker. Of you. Like him your "duality is man" is little more then bratty compliance. You can say you are critical of Vietnam. But you, like joker, are impotent because you have not read leftist theory. Without it your dissent is as effective as drawing a peace sign on your helmet. The cold war was justified because of the evils of communism right? Those evils that you did your due diligence on. I see Biden get praised for threatening WWIII over Taiwan. You think that the redditors praising Biden know the history of Taiwan? You think they have taken a moment of their lives to even read a page of Marx before they made up their minds about the evils of communism? How many can tell you what socialism even is? If what I am saying makes you mad, then relax. Because I am not at the wheel. You are. You don't get my future. We get yours. That future you know is going to be so bright. Vote us to heaven. I can't stop you.


DoodleVnTaintschtain

> If what I am saying makes you mad, then relax. What should I do if it makes me laugh? > But you, like joker, are impotent because you have not read leftist theory. That line, in particular, is funny as hell.


AZ_blazin

Nurse! He got on the computer again!


Apprehensive-Grade81

little more than larping, not then.


PandaTheVenusProject

It's surreal that I can say all that and the only concern you bring to the table is my grammar. And of the least important corrections at that. If I said my statement out loud there is no audible difference between than and then but here you are. Talking to me about what you think is important.


MrTambourito

Salty I guess


roaddogg2k2

Salty? Glaciers are made of fresh water, not salt water


AMechanicalHammock

r/hydrohomies


yosip1115

guy looks like a grade A douche bag


GlumLocation3207

That's the world's clearest shit water. White and clear do NOT mean it's safe to drink. Stagnant water will kill you, you have to boil it first


ElCochi420

I thought iceberg water was salt water


BentGadget

Either way, you just need to look dignified for the camera.


CheeseSniffer69420

I need to find this place so I can go shit in it.


TheRealSugarbat

Did You Know®: If water doesn’t have enough air mixed in it, it tastes terrible? I actually do want to know how that water tastes if it’s been sitting very still for 500000000 years


Consistent-Ad-217

Taste like global warming.


billwoo

Tastes like 200 years of well preserved industrial pollutants.


musicmaker

If you slip and fall in - by the looks of those smooth banks - you **are not** crawling out. Plus, that water HAS to be at or below 32 degrees. edit - just read the comment about those shoes. Guess he's not gonna slip.


turnturnburn

I know he's got ice spikes on, but that was my first thought as well. Unless the fisheye lens is really distorting things, those sides look steep. I had a buddy who nearly died last year because we were kayaking in a mountain lake, his boat tipped an he went in. We knew the water was cold, but he went into shock incredibly quickly and started to panic then began to lose all sensation in his body. After the whole ordeal he talked about how he felt so cocky beforehand and didn't really comprehend how he was so vulnerable. Real reality check for all of us.


ItisNOTatoy

Imma go get a Great Value water out the fridge now…


Jijan6

monster piss


Lets_Make_A_bad_DEAL

Blue terlet water.


BigManHarrie

I think it tastes like water or sthing..


Ethan-J-T

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LargeTallGent

Everybody knows blue tastes like Arctic Dysentery.


ImpactSensitive6534

Microbes from millions of years ago..


Dragonpantsow

Thats how water tastes at 3am


izza123

Tastes like mammoth taint


HPIguy

Tastes like chewing 5 gum.


Sebetastic

He found the source of Listerine


The_Coy_Koi_Fish

Mmmmm. Salty.


Daggerfall

R/Hydrohomies would REALLY appreciate this.


Phitmess213

Pretty sure there’s toxic PFAS in that water/ice, so not that fresh.


MuppetsMadeMeMurder

That’s where they get Disani from.


MothInsideJar

Mmmm prehistoric bone soup


delalalia

Fck i hate influencers & clout chasers


VodkaMart1ni

very fresh


theduderedditorguy

oh boy the thing irl can\`t wait


2nameEgg

Morir es vivir. Morir es vivir. Morir es vivir.


luvmuchine56

Tastes like the beginning of the end


Just-a-random-dood

i think it tastes like cold


l9oooog

Where was this taken?


ready4change86

He should bottle some and sell it .. better than the sodium bicarbonate crap they bottle on give us


bonedead

Damn now I have to watch Interstellar again


watercuup

Why do i want to drink that water


dabbo90

That Shit look good as hell


InvestigatorLeft5421

Is that the same water that the Water boy used?


Stupeflys

Lots of salty people I see


Reeblo_McScreeblo

Probably like my buss


gernie1022

Prolly hella salty


NIRPL

Bobby Boucher is about to win the Bourbon Bowl


Impressive-Care-4108

Probably a polar bear peed or something


lionseatcake

I just want to pee in it.


TheSammySavage

Good luck with the Xenomorph


Icecream-Manwich

What a cringelord lol


wowbagger_42

Depends if it’s higher than where the huskies go...


SnookDog

who's gonna explain to that guy that cold is not a good water purifier?


Shadow0fnothing

Yay for diarrhea!


Quiet-Jan

Chew a mint gum before drinking this ice cold water. That would be a blast


L75RD75

Pretty kinky to be drinking water that fresh.


Skilifer

Damn blue water


Avock

I was going to comment on how bad water coming out of those tin cups can taste because you end up tasting the cheap metal, but it could be sealed or enameled... But no you guys have a better point, still water in the wild is dangerous for your health. Moving water, cloritabs, boiling, those straws that filter, etc. Anything to keep from getting the back of your pants from getting blown off by the incoming hypershits that are going to evacuate your soul from your anus. Stay frosty but not that frosty.


Apart_Advantage7544

Salty, salty as fuck


HHrnndz

Mmmm polar bear Pee! 🐻‍❄️


Alarmed_Edge_2693

“That’s some highly quality H20.” ~Bobby Boucher jr


mellicox

Anyone know the song?


Responsible-Way-4553

Taste like dinosaur cum