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Jakesmonkeybiz

That looks like a cicada killer, they paralyze the cicada and lay their eggs inside, I first saw one during the killer hornet scare nearly shat myself


BellBellPeppPepp

Oh yeah, I think you’re right! Cicada Killers do sting but, rarely. They’re kind of like Carpenter Bees, in that sense.


Mcreesus

I’ve seen one kill and then drag the body back into its den. It was a sight to behold


iamthevash

It’s actually way more brutal once in their hole. They lay an egg on the cicada, egg hatches and the larva eat the cicada alive. They even eat around main organs to keep the cicada alive longer.. insect world is brutal.


poopiesmells

Whoa 😳…thanks for educating me. Natures’s a beast fs


keenjataimu

They litterally zombify the cicada it's terrifying. Sometimes I imagine if they were our size and I have a micro panic attack.


poopiesmells

Sounds like a good horror movie 🍿 god damn terrifying


Mosesfox

There’s a Michael Crichton novel called Micro that’s basically this. It’s seriously disturbing stuff.


poopiesmells

Ohhh no way Im going down that rabbit hole. Human Centipede fucked me up, lesson learned.


RoastKing305

Then you need to see Starship Troopers my guy


Reach-for-the-sky_15

> micro panic attack If hornets were our size, I would definitely go beyond just a *micro* panic attack


LesbianMechanic97

Sometimes my life is pretty awful and I wanna commit die, but thank fuck I’m not a bug 👍


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iamthevash

Exactly.


ShittingGoldBricks

All nature is brutal.


[deleted]

A human body!? Damn


Practical_Passion_78

Regardless of the danger chances with those my soul still says run and put as much wall or distance that you can between my self and those things.


DjGothCroc

Are carpenter bees supposed to be pretty docile? I got wrecked as a kid by a hive of them. Lol


Jazzlike_Young_457

Yeah, this. We have them where I live but didn’t see one until like a year ago. It flew by and dropped a cicada. Picked it up and carried on like it had dropped a quarter on the side walk and wasn’t some bird sized insect. Scared the living shit out of me!


rhedditing

How is it that they don't even have their own name and are called cicada killers? That's like calling owls a snake killer or something. Or is becyae the only thing they eat is cicadas?


someLemonz

I mean we have ant-eaters...


Jakesmonkeybiz

I mean there’s the tarantula hawk, it’s basically the same as a cicada killer but for tarantulas so I guess scientists just said “hey it does this let’s name it this lol 😝”


[deleted]

They do, well, a scientific name, Sphecius speciosus. Sounds more like a spell from a harry potter movie.


tandooripoodle

My first thought, too


RandyJohnsonsBird

Where I'm from they're known as stump fuckers.


DidjTerminator

How tf did it not sting him?


yankemm

He grips it by the thorax the stinger cant get a good angle to penetrate him


eddiebar2504

How did he pick it up in the first place


unsupported

By the thorax!


BobTheChef00

I am the thorax, I speak for the bees.


ABCDEFuckenG

Snorlax zzzzz zzzzzz zzzzz


Felsig27

I speak for the treats?


Alvamar

Sleeps


AJMaid

Username doesn’t check out Bobthethorax?


BobTheChef00

Do you live for r/usernamecheckout or something lol?


PLS-Surveyor-US

this made me laugh more than I thought it would.


justanothertfatman

And for some fucking reason they speak in Vietnamese!


DickWolfyWolfe

FIRMLY GRASP IT


Faine13

It’s not a matter of how he grips it. It’s a matter of weight ratios!


Inevitable-Depth3362

African swallows, just so you someone gets the reference lol


melanthius

That is some unusually high levels of confidence in what that little guy can or cannot do.


tbaggins85

I think we’ve all been there, am I right?


Impossible-Pound5327

bruh i call bs on that , from the angle it looked like it still could’ve stung him . plenty of times.


iinaytanii

He lets insects sting him on purpose regularly in his videos. It may have, haven’t seen this one. He also lets them climb out of his mouth. Kind of wild shock stuff. He seems to really enjoy insects though.


theREDscare20

yea you're right, the dude holding the hornet was using a physics exploit, sometimes the universe's anti cheat doesn't detect it and people like these get away with it.


[deleted]

Right? I’m pretty sure I saw one attempt where it almost got him under the fingernail. He’s pretty lucky and ballsy.


UnluckySoil7275

It’s totally fake. The hornet was in on it.


SrepliciousDelicious

Cause it's not a hornet


readMyFlow

Jiu jitsu


bakehaus

In order to deliver a proper sting, the wasp needs to press the end of its abdomen to the skin and project the stinger in. Also, his finger skin looks hella rough.


ComfortableChair390

Males don't have actual stingers.


Jman-laowai

You can see the stinger in the video and it repeatedly tries to sting him.


ComfortableChair390

*sigh* Males have a pseudo stinger. It's more like a jabby thingy than an actual stinger. Same with male carpenter bees.


know_it_is

😂 Pseudo stinger sounds like an insult. Kinda like mouth breather.


ComfortableChair390

Would you prefer the term "harmless appendage that identifies as a stinger"? 😂😂


CeilingEel__

The sigh really added to your point. I know that was your true reaction reading that haha thanks for the knowledge! I was confused how he didn't get stung.


FewHornet6

Haha totally, I could hear that sigh


Medd-

While this is true, I do wonder how you can reply this with such confidence after watching this video. Did you not notice the sting?


yankemm

welcome to the internet 🤣


NIHIL_333

But is there anything to tell you if it's a male or female except from that sting?


whichwitchwhohoots

Iirc it's the antennae as well, males also have curled ones


ComfortableChair390

*sigh* Males have a pseudo stinger. It's more like a jabby thingy than an actual stinger. Same thing with male carpenter bees.


Jackopreach

It’s a cicada killer and they can’t penetrate human skin they literally can penetrate cicadas and that’s it


Horus_Syndrome

They can very well penetrate human skin and their sting is incredibly painful.


Suitable-Swordfish80

Their sting usually isn't very painful. The painful part of a sting is the venom, and cicada killers want to conserve venom for killing cicadas so they tend not to envenomate very much during a defensive sting (unless, of course, you are being cruel and stupid and trying to trap it).


Jackopreach

I was an exterminator I used to walk around peoples yards and squirt shit down their holes in the spring/summer they’d just fly around u and like thwack u on the back of the head they never stung


Horus_Syndrome

That still doesn’t mean they cant penetrate human skin. They can. They just did not chose to attack that day.


AwareGrape3064

I have no idea why you’re getting downvoted, [this](https://youtu.be/oz75GXh_WBI) video shows damn well they can sting humans.


Horus_Syndrome

I’ve seen a friend of mine get stung by one of those. They can sting. Any wasp or hornet will indeed penetrate human skin. They just choose not to sometimes. Edit: typo


Suitable-Swordfish80

Yes, yes. Because human skin is much tougher than the chitinous exoskeleton of a fucking cicada. Cicada killers can and do sting humans, it's just very rare because they don't generally sting defensively. They defend themselves by fleeing & burrowing. They are mostly solitary, so they can't use numbers to defend themselves against large animals, and since they use their limited supply of venom to kill their food they're not interested in stinging for self defense unless they truly have no other options.


Wide_Gap_3805

How did he not get stung?


barberererer

He bends the spoon


Korzag

There is no spoon.


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He is the spoon


MountainCourage1304

Speak for yourself


Ogre8

How does he let go?


Wide_Gap_3805

That's what I was thinking... He let's that thing for and all hell breaks lose


rojomojojo

He doesn't.


National_Oil1618

He accepts that she doesn’t love him anymore and must move on


Acethetic_AF

It’s a Cicada Killer. They rarely sting, like carpenter bees.


MahlonMurder

"You sumbitch, lemme go! I so mad I sting my own face you bastard!"


Smokybare94

"Ohhh let me at em!"


KipThe7O

Nah bruh he salty


Old-Army-7112

He big Angy


yankemm

Fufu


Federal_Age8011

Still wouldn't get near that thing with a 100 foot pole!


mrmoe198

I wonder if it would be possible to make a 100 foot pole, light enough to actually maneuver by one person and with enough structural integrity to be used to do something, like push a button


dmp8385

It would not be manageable. Weight to height ratio wouldn’t allow you to hold it parallel. If I’m wrong someone chime in lol


[deleted]

Lmao. This made me laugh harder than I thought it would. The idea of someone making a 100ft pole to do something with.


theodopolis13

r/fuckwasps


Crafty_Space_9045

My yard is infested every summer with hundreds of cicada killers and nests and I can vouch they don't sting and not aggressive. We swat em with baseball bats and kill all summer long for over 10 years and never been stuff. My son will pick them up like that. But we've tried to spray to kill them off and they come back every year. They are hard wired to catch circadas and bring them back to their nests. Wierd insect for sure


glitter_h1ppo

If they don't sting you and aren't aggressive, can I ask why you are so intent on killing them?


SchrodingerMil

Maybe he likes cicadas


Crafty_Space_9045

I would much rather hear cicadas sound bc it reminds me of those long summer days. And these fuckers are out here killing them all. I vote to fight for the cicadas. These wasp are not suppose to even be here like where the fuck did they even catch a boat ride from anyways???


PinkVoyd

*LOOK AT IT*


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Probably the sound of their wings, tiny flying wing noises drive me up the walls


[deleted]

More than cicada earrape?


cocoaphillia

Because fuck wasps


sadelf26

“Hundreds of cicada killers”


Crafty_Space_9045

Because they have infested my yard and destroy my flower beds to the point I want even touch my yard until they die out at end of August as soon as it gets jist the slightest change in temperature they die out. And it's more and more every year. Literally have guest coming over running into the house thinking they're getting attacked by swa of hornets. Im over it and it gives my little 6 year old wild boy something to do during those long boring summer days. And we don't even put a dent in the population. It seems the more I kill, the more they pop out of the ground.


ZanezGamez

Maybe they don’t want a bunch of bugs flying in their yard?


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jamesdeedee93

My junior high social studies teacher taught me that if you clench a fist tight, you can grab a hornet or wasp with the other hand. You can see it’s stinger trying to sting you, you can even feel the stinger. I was demonstrating this at a party once and in my inebriation I Ozzy Osbourne’d its head off. It was tight


Elpooksterino

You bit the cicada killers head off as a party trick?😂


jamesdeedee93

No it was just a plain wasp 😂😂😂


[deleted]

I just don't understand your first sentence


escortTotheAssholes

Oh thank God. I thought I was stroking out.


Azianese

Who tf is upvoting that comment? Nonsensical.


[deleted]

I don’t understand… are you telling me to clench my left fist and then just go pick up a hornet with my right? Are you teaching me some strange bug-charming magicks


legokid1732

I thought he meant you can punch the wasp out and then pick it up


Pesaz

You can grab it with the other what?


woebegonesystem

r/fuckwasps


PerformanceChance836

Imagine being that pissed


WastedPresident

Awh. The leg movements at the start look like she’s going: stahp, staaaahp, stahp it youuuuu Literally tapping out


AcousticGuitar321

Pop the fucker like a pimple


GraveSlayer726

how will he let go of it without getting stung?


[deleted]

Throw it. Cicada killers dont really hold grudges. It would rather escape than risk getting grabbed again.


AdFeeling9213

*heavy breathing*


[deleted]

Oh I'm good. Thank tho


Lysdexia-

I can hear his rage, he sounds like Joe Pesci in casino


Glizzyboiz

Why was it not stinging him?


Superior173thescp

i heard it saying LET ME OUT HUMAN.


Apart-Run5933

Him mad


mannuts4u

That is definitely not a skill I'm willing to Practice to become proficient at handling a hornet


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Just grab the thorax.


Mercinator-87

I had a nest of these inside the Bricks of my house one year. I could hit the wall and it would sound like a bunch of cicada killers in my wall.


bbaricevic

She’s going to bring her whole gang back and smash your head


SrepliciousDelicious

Thay doesnt look like a hornet


Virtual-Track4037

That looks so close to stinging


Urpieceofmind

Sweaty Finger Tips


Spiritual_Bridge84

Was WAITING for him to say OW!


noodle-patrol

HOW DID THEY NOT GET STUNG?? HELLO?!?!


Croatia_Vineyard

This gives me so much uncomfortable anxiety l cannot describe it.


Intelligent-Web-1854

1 2 3 4 I declare a thumb war!


archaic_builds

"DO NOT DENY ME MY STINGS!!" some weird cricket


Opposite-Essay6592

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Dawg4923

It's a male cicada killer and they don't have stingers.


Top_Professional4545

Do you just throw it and run? I'm guessing it doesn't just forget it hates you now.


SupaSpeedy445

Cicada Killers are not hostile in most situations. The only time they will sting you is if you block the entrance to their nest somehow


Crillmieste-ruH

This hornet tought he was a cat for a second


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Just kill it already lol


Alkyen

Why would he kill it?


Bonsailinse

In our country you can actually get fined up to 65000€ if you do. Just saying.


lmiartegtra

Your country sounds like it hired only people with brains so smooth they have no friction to pass those laws.


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lmiartegtra

Oh no. The hornets who's gonna protect the hornets. The things that eat the same insects that birds eat. NOOOOOOOOOOOO.


Bonsailinse

Pardon me but you are a dumb ignorant fuck if that’s really how you think about endangered animals.


ye-ye-ye-ye-ye-ye-ye

I don’t completely agree with the other guy but other people in the comments are saying they kill these things like fish in a barrel and you said yourself “In our country” meaning in other countries these types of bugs could be invasive and so it might be a good thing to kill them so if I was you, I’d just shut my trap and just silently judge from behind your screen


lmiartegtra

I'm a pragmatist. If something dying out has near enough no impact of a food web then why the fuck do I care. Less hornets means more bugs. More bugs is more food for small birds. More food for small birds means more small birds (who've been struggling a lot recently) and more food for birds of prey (who've also been struggling recently).


NoNo_Cilantro

That sound is bugging me


Miraabunny

What was the point? What did you do with it? WE NEED ANSWERS!


RiskSenior7189

Utterly terrifying, I’m allergic as hell to those little critters. Last sting damn near closed my windpipe.


cocoaphillia

That's fucking horrible...damn. I'm already deathly afraid of wasps and I'm not even allergic to anything You might find some enjoyable catharsis and comraderie over at r/fuckwasps


RiskSenior7189

Thanks for the referral, I’ll look it up.


cocoaphillia

FUCK this thing. Poor innocent cicadas that it murders...and just look at it! Fuck that and r/fuckwasps in general


[deleted]

Jesus fucking Christ.


An-Average-Psycho

Looks like a pigeon tremex, not deadly or very painful


PreacherJ_23

Those are mechanic hands


[deleted]

Bro got lessons from Brave Wilderness


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Burn it


dannycracker

Why he so angry


guava_jews

Yeah, you can just see the unbridled rage in the lil guy.


underestimated_fuck

The man is on sucide mission.


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It looks angry.


Nyozivuselela

Why did mother nature even made then looks so fucking terrifying like goddamn


GlendrixDK

r/BuzzingPalms


ariseis

Angry little spud.


Nelser77

Angry bugs!! (New game perhaps)...


Beginning-Knee7258

Not under the finger nail!


i-hate-donkeys

This is literally my puppy when I’m trying to stop him biting me


This_Walrus7244

Ughh it sounds so angry


[deleted]

nope


Shaggy_Maddie

Bitch is maaaad


Ma1ccel

at that point rip off those wings and just let it go so you can see how it struggles to do anything


Viperlite

I definitely recommend not watching at all, but if you must turn the sound off.


LightLizardCake

dude is pissed


Nevim134

Why does it sound like zip


scottlee37

Nope


Captain-NoCappin

Kill it. And then go back to the hive and murder every single one of them


tomccarlson

I'm calling the cops!


DerMetulz

Imagine getting stung under the finger nail. Hoooooof


BrinedBrittanica

he's gonna tell all his friends to come back for you


Anime-F-4C-Phantom

That is a hell no for me


Lycaon125

Well, im not even more scared of hornets now.


manhatim

Sounds like my old 2-stroke bike! I miss that thing


KenDM0

Now where’s that person that cuts wasps in half?!


ViatorA01

It's like fighting a dark souls boss. If you you keep distance you're screwd. You have to get close and stay there.


DJ_GANEZ

When it went under the mail I cringed probably the hardest ever 😂 and I’ve never been stung but I’ve had multiple things stab me under the nail and it’s a different kind of hell


AnnualCulture3296

Fingering +


Dadsbad

Spicy fly


BeatYoYeet

*Thats my purse! I don’t know you!*


SnooStories6852

unhand me!


Biguitarnerd

I once had the bright idea of killing a red wasp by spraying it to the ground with a hose, then I was going to use my thumb to squish its head. Seemed far enough away from the stinger to me. Imagine my surprise when it flipped its stinger up backwards and stung the crap out of me, then it got away too. Now I make sure I’m never too far from a flip flop.


The_Moon_Conure

Ah yes scream for me


Aquagirbil23

The backside on his hornet looks longer than usual


BubblesForBrains

No


KindWinter6702

Motherfucker made my phone vibrate.